Night Lords and Iron Warriors “I hate chaos!” Chaos Gods: here’s another arm idiot
@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith3 ай бұрын
It's actually extremely common for Chaos servants to actively hate chaos, but it doesn't stop them from using it and being used by it. Ahriman is absolutely convinced that he's in control of his own destiny. Abaddon believes he's his own man. Fabius tries so hard to convince himself that he's going to make a universe free of chaotic influence. Let them all think they're in control. As long as the job gets done, who gives a shit if the pawns think themselves kings.
@DemoMan4653 ай бұрын
The gods don't care if you hate them or not. Just using their powers or doing rituals is worship to them. They really don't care If a mortal sees it as not religious, only that the do it.
@greendalf1233 ай бұрын
@@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith it various a lot from legion to legion and individuals in the legions. At the end of the day they all (Night Lords and Iron Warriors too) joined the monster mash. They sheltered in the eye of terror, they are permanently touched by chaos.
@readierazeii.54683 ай бұрын
Oh Tzeentch, you rascal.
@WhenGoatsWentBaa3 ай бұрын
In fairness, an Iron Warrior will almost certainly cut that extra arm off
@AlphariusOmegon6183 ай бұрын
Glad to see my legion is pure after all these years....Right guys?
@Edible_edibility3 ай бұрын
Which half?
@MakeLoveNotWar6873 ай бұрын
Hell ya brother
@TheAKgunner3 ай бұрын
I don’t think you guys even know which you’re on!
@feIIas3 ай бұрын
Yeah pure fucking badass 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
@unknowncommenter66983 ай бұрын
Well the old alpha legionnaires did stay uncorrupted, but "the new blood" is indeed all about chaos. They're Alpha Legion only in name.
@Lancersilva3 ай бұрын
“We prefer the term ‘chaos assisted’”. Idk why but Iron Warriors pulling an “um actually” is pretty funny
@JanitorScruffy3 ай бұрын
Um akshually is very in character for an Iron Warrior.
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght544725 күн бұрын
it just fits so perfectly!
@philosotree587625 күн бұрын
He's not wrong though.
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght544724 күн бұрын
@@philosotree5876 you don't have to end every sentence with "though", though.🎵
@philosotree587624 күн бұрын
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Opinion read, acknowledged, and ignored.
@thumpfump22683 ай бұрын
The night lords desperately trying to hide his heldrake
@odinlindeberg46243 ай бұрын
And toothy jump pack.
@cornixdemetrius78833 ай бұрын
@@odinlindeberg4624trying to hide his brothers turned warp talons
@perapapic36833 ай бұрын
@@cornixdemetrius7883 if you are a Chaos Corrupted Night Lord and run into more Night Lords there's an extremely high chance of you being killed for falling to Chaos.
@Edible_edibility3 ай бұрын
Iron warrior be like It has a choas daemon inside, and i made it my bitch
@surimonizarro97912 ай бұрын
I like the use of choas instead of chaos. I feel like that's a tts ref
@samfire3067Ай бұрын
Even with CHOAS there i reded as chaos
@Warmaster20018 күн бұрын
@@surimonizarro9791 well that thing actually happens in canon. Xanthites radical inquisitors using daemonblades, Astartes chapter called Relictors.
@gorka14553 ай бұрын
Traitorbros... We’re so back.
@__mindflayer__3 ай бұрын
these two give such sibling energy.
@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni3 ай бұрын
Yeah night lords are TOTALLY not corrupted or anything at all. *cough cough* warp talons *cough cough*
@paulenan96363 ай бұрын
Battle brother Cyrion who? No, that guy was an upstanding brother in arms with a great sense of humour, I have no idea what you are talking about
@barondiamondo66763 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735Current are not, Acerbus only lead a really big warband
@jorgeclarkson82863 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 but doesn't represent the NL as a whole and definitely doesn't lead them...
@samfire3067Ай бұрын
One warband of night lords even show UP in Dawn of war dark crusade as chaos space marines faction
@mauriciocardonavalencia75163 ай бұрын
We need a series based out of these 2, it's way beyond hilarious dude.
@triples27453 ай бұрын
This is why Iron Warriors and Night Lords need their own codex!
@CafeLiquerstreams3 ай бұрын
Tbh Iron warriors are very much chaos is a means to an end, that daemon is TRAPPED in there, its not willingly serving the iron warrior, the ironwarrior is using if to fuel his vengeance
@madeofgrease92203 ай бұрын
One can dream
@clarkwalter71703 ай бұрын
And alpha legion !
@waluigifanboy693 ай бұрын
Honestly they just needa make more iron warrior models they fit in with csm mostly fine
@paulenan96363 ай бұрын
@@CafeLiquerstreamswhich makes them join the ranks of countless other fools thinking one can use Chaos without falling to it. (Unless you are a Mary Sue Space Marine I guess)
@HoongEi3 ай бұрын
"Wait. If we're using chaos as a tool, why not the false emperor?" "What do you mean?" "Chaotic entities (demons, energy, etc.) can be useful, right? Why are we using things associated with the emperor? Like imperial fanaticism. I saw the Bird woman harnessing some power in the Necron null field." "Have you even thought this through? Did you forget what people called us?"
@Warmaster20018 күн бұрын
Night Lord: Yeah heretics or something. Even its not make any sense. Iron Warrior: Well yeah renegade is much accurate. Night Lord: Well yeah. Alright I have an idea let's revive the Imperial Truth and when we go to capturing planet we will enforce Imperial Truth despite being Chaos Marines. Iron Warriors: Oh if there will be fortresses count me in Night bro. Night Lord: Dude every imperial world have fortresses. You will not be disappointed Iron Warrior: NICE! Let's go! Wait, wait. Night Lord: What? Iron Warrior: I think I need to invite Thousand Son friend. Night Lord: you want that nerd? Iron Warrior: why not. His psychic powers can be useful. Night Lord: yeah ok. Tomorrow we will start.
@susbedstain44753 ай бұрын
Fuck the imperium, fuck chaos, ave dominus nox
@farenhaid134213 ай бұрын
.................................CRINGE.
@Kishin-lv8dt3 ай бұрын
BRUH
@jsimpson10687873 ай бұрын
Iron within. Iron without.
@SilentSabre3 ай бұрын
Ave Domine Noctis!
@odinlindeberg46243 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 Wait, Night Lords have anything that can be called a leader? I thought part of the ongoing narrative is that only Decimus or even Sevatar would be able to unite the legion to turn it into an effective fighting force.
@alexchan36103 ай бұрын
Yes more traitor Jim let's go
@jiado68933 ай бұрын
1:48 I call bull, no Night Lord would turn that down. Definitely Alpha Legion.
@useruseruseruseruser7903 ай бұрын
Fantastic. Consistently very very funny and the underlying lore / legion characteristics are spot on. Amazing work, nothing makes me laugh out loud like these do.
@a8-94stalker2 ай бұрын
1:21 Right after the silence, when the night lord asked if "is something supposed to be happening?" the lights flickered and the power went out in my neighborhood. I swear for a second i considered the possibility of the iron warriors being outside my apartment stealing my electricity straight from the power lines
@classiccraftdestined.75963 ай бұрын
the part when the Guardsman showed up and shouted "Tanks" killed me.
@teddycush553 ай бұрын
You can’t lie. Warpsmith is such a bloody cool name
@Ironbattlemace3 ай бұрын
"Do I call you a skinning children guy" I lost my shit instantly :D
@TabukiJones2 ай бұрын
It's not that deep
@Oghuzpervert12 ай бұрын
Everything is that deep
@TabukiJones2 ай бұрын
@@Oghuzpervert1 alright Ataturk don't get sentimental with me.
@hyperdimensionalcenturion46283 ай бұрын
49 seconds lmaooo my Iron warriors and Night lords craving are sated
@multidimensionalcenturion98633 ай бұрын
Hang on just a second here....
@antonissofoulis60323 ай бұрын
Iron Warrior: We arent that corrupted Me: *cough* *cough* "daemonculaba" *cough* *cough*
@yurabuchkov81383 ай бұрын
Was not that only a warsmith honsu idea?
@yurabuchkov81383 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 ok
@antonissofoulis60323 ай бұрын
@@yurabuchkov8138 didnt see any other iron warrior questioning it
@yurabuchkov81383 ай бұрын
@@antonissofoulis6032 well let's be fair. Iron warriors are group that think "if this benefit to us and it works then we cool with that, no matter how messed up it's" so they just turn a blind eyes on it since it does give new recruits to the 4th legion by C.D. before urial and bazanius with adders marryband of exile astartes destroyed it and hon su now was after their asses.
@slayer64983 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 Techinally He's A Half Breed, Half IW And Half IF.
@thatfrog053 ай бұрын
The forgefiend can have a little salami. As a treat
@jlakes65443 ай бұрын
Iron warrior counter point: "night lord warp talons"
@cornixdemetrius78833 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735Warbands don't count as a whole
@jorgeclarkson82863 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 NL are corrupted but they aren't happy about it. Lore wise they tend to look down heavily on anyone who is, even Warp Talons. And they definitely do not like a Daemon Prince leading them, but they will accept it until someone stronger takes them out. It's how they are, they are flawed to a T.
@jorgeclarkson82863 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 Whilst that may be the case within that novel it isn't "literally untrue". The NL Omnibus has them looked at in disgust. So it is entirely warband dependant.
@TabukiJones2 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 can you write anything else? I've seen this comment 10 times in here already 😂
@TabukiJones2 ай бұрын
@@justwannabehappy6735 cringe
@judgeman45483 ай бұрын
Ayyy guardsmen cameo
@Togotzi3 ай бұрын
We prefer the term, “chaos assisted.”
@billygibson38503 ай бұрын
He wasn't kidding
@joshuahavens40593 ай бұрын
Bruh! I haven't laughed this hard since TTS! Please keep making shit!
@KingofAwesomness143 ай бұрын
we need more of this, we really do. This is just funny!
@ironwithin53613 ай бұрын
liking the vid and sharing the link just to make sure you grow like you deserve, Iron Within
@linhle82943 ай бұрын
Night Lords: "Shit we should have called ourselves Renegade instead"
@raymond-reviews2 ай бұрын
0:37 Lives in my head rent free
@bobbyrabii61192 ай бұрын
Had the perfect opportunity to quote Brooklyn 99. “Oh! This is a very frustrating conversation!”
@beoweaselАй бұрын
Night Lord: "We hate Chaos! We're not corrupted, Isn't that right, Gendor Skriavok?" Gendor: "My Daemon Blade sent me to Hell for 10,000 years! AAAAAAAAH!" Night Lord: "Okay, bad choice. What about you, Vandred Anrathi?" Vandred: *Turns it's hideously deformed face*, "I AM THE EXALTED OF TZEENTCH." Nightlord, "Uh, nevermind."
@denfurret72173 ай бұрын
No one: . . . Iron warrior: In the Middle of warp 0:38
@MRboss113 ай бұрын
i fucking love this channel so much
@DokHome3 ай бұрын
Fantastic as usual, I love these conversations
@fatghostproduction71902 ай бұрын
Please don't ever stop making these, I got scared for a second there.
@Unhingedcheese3 ай бұрын
I think being shoved into an engine for an undetermined amount of time sucks a lot for the deamon, thereby it is fine because you are still harming chaos in a way
@winterknight43073 ай бұрын
These are great man! Awesome! Keep it up
@tablekun8690Ай бұрын
The difference is the demon gets a new cool mechanical body but has to work for the creator while the other legions tend to just do stuff for the gods for power or just let a demon in and control them
@monkeyorful3 ай бұрын
This one of the best series ever, please keep them coming
@colinmorgan25112 ай бұрын
TANKS !!!!!!! A guardsman after my own heart
@THEMIGH3Y3 ай бұрын
Glad you upload oftenly , love your content.
@nikthedestroyalator67969 күн бұрын
No one tell the Night Lord that the biggest warband for his legion is led by a Daemon Prince
@Warmaster20018 күн бұрын
Hehehehehe)
@VoiceOfTheEmperor3 ай бұрын
There's a difference here: Hear me out. It's like the difference between taming a horse and fucking a horse. One is basically a living tool you use for something. As well as showing dominance to something that would otherwise not want to be tamed and broken to your will. The other one requires you to be the bottom in a situation where you shouldn't bottom or even be in in the first place, it's such an unfathomably stupid idea.
@RebeccaKindy2 ай бұрын
the gentle "oh yeah" at the end
@makehappyfaces25422 ай бұрын
I could watch and listen to these 2 chaos bois for hours
@ImposCoE3 ай бұрын
I suppose a little chaos corrupted is much better than heavily chaos corrupted... Right, guys? Guys?
@Ceefaproductions3 ай бұрын
Dude, holy shit man, I'm crying laughing here, mad props on the writing and delivery, that was truly excellent
@BearjOhanian-pi2uu3 ай бұрын
You always put a smile on my face dude.
@milanmarkovic27213 ай бұрын
Imagine if they ever see a Lord Discordant of Word Bearers. It would be funny.
@usurparemagnus3 ай бұрын
"Chaos Assisted", im dead lol
@Warmaster20013 күн бұрын
Yuthemism at its insanity or shoud i say ORWELLITY.
@mushroom33713 ай бұрын
two of my favorite legions hating stuff together i love these videos lol
@Arion8943 ай бұрын
These two characters are amazing hahhaha want to see more of them
@jiado68933 ай бұрын
0:15 I don’t think a Night Lord would even object that much. Like sure they’ll complain and threaten to skin you, but probably not any more than usual?
@jenji66582 ай бұрын
The truly ironic point is that those chaos chaps just displayed more self-consciousness, autocriticism and simple honesty in two minutes than the whole imperium in ten millenia
@Sombra-lf6gm3 ай бұрын
If thousand sons won't just stay MENACINGLY and be silent it will be such a loss
@nobelj31373 ай бұрын
I NEEDED THIS LAUGH TODAY
@TheBunnyb0y3 ай бұрын
fucking love the iron warrior banther xD this is great!
@Destroyer_212 ай бұрын
Can’t be corrupted by chaos if you already skinned children before you became traitors
@jiveturky30003 ай бұрын
NL most based legion once again.
@friendlyneighbourhoodsunwheel3 ай бұрын
The win goes to the child skinners yet again
@cooldude15653 ай бұрын
''you corrupt your vehicles with daemons!'' ''nuh uh''
@LazzarrusLong3 ай бұрын
00:09 LoL, I didn’t expect that one
@ryanadams09223 ай бұрын
Hilarious wonderful work
@NeverEverALiv3 ай бұрын
Oh my Emperor I love your content dude pls keep up the great work
@rellikskuppin74173 ай бұрын
This was super good
@u.s.s.r.13473 ай бұрын
The 20 feet pit bull named cupcake who don't bite, it's fine.
@temporary_error_32643 ай бұрын
🦇💙AVE DOMINUS NOX💙🦇
@camerontyler13863 ай бұрын
Nice to start my day with laughter and coffee. Instead of grumbling and coffee.
@queenmorganite28252 ай бұрын
When you see an Iron warrior you thought it was Iron hand but no... One is Cyber space marine The other is Devil machinery marine Manus & Perturabo are opposite
@borax88863 ай бұрын
do recall that demons don't WANT to be in demon engines and it is actively horrific for them
@denfurret72173 ай бұрын
2:05 No, no... He's got a point. - Kronk angel side
@TJK103 ай бұрын
“It doesn’t count when we do it.”
@thesaviorofsouls52103 ай бұрын
This is great! A rival to tariff even
@mandaloretheangry90433 ай бұрын
bro is back
@jimyanker98613 ай бұрын
Can have a little chaos, as a treat
@jorgedeanoperez29972 ай бұрын
Iron Warriors being petty, bitter and childish to the extreme. Well, that tracks
@Warmaster20017 күн бұрын
Don't forget that Iron Warriors are petulant.
@Tomhortone3 ай бұрын
It reminds me of hold tts humor I love it
@jarthegiraffe33032 ай бұрын
Petitioning for another world eater Wednesday
@Warmaster20018 күн бұрын
It better not be Kharn or fookin Delvarus. But if it will be Jasul Barass from BFG Armada 2 than I'm in!
@yobachidu64523 ай бұрын
Listen if i put a rat inside a wheel to power up a tank, thats animal cruelty for starters, BUT when you do that with a demon, is corrupted then? Sounds like an excuse to point the finger and say "those guys are definetly corrupted"
@linkdancer38903 ай бұрын
This is right here is a person who is going places 👆.
@corneal353 ай бұрын
ahh shit you've been on r/grimdank.
@megaweird4393 ай бұрын
YES THOUSAND SONS EPISODE!!!!!
@kelakogreenaddict18883 ай бұрын
Didn’t the iron warrior subreddit have a “civil war” on whether the legion is chaos corrupted or not?
@konradcurze89423 ай бұрын
My sons and nephews continue to disappoint me even after 10k years. That's a fucking accomplishment now that I think about it....
@hubanimations3 ай бұрын
You think the Iron Warrior would've elaborated his point a bit better.
@atompunk4563 ай бұрын
The best duo next to tek and mek
@Historyfrek4ever3 ай бұрын
He is “skinning children guy” and while showing daemon into machine to enslave them is technically not liking chaos, those are basically walking radiation hazards of chaos meaning being around them definitely corrupts you. That and, you know, literal centuries in chaos’ Chernobyl that is eye of terror.
@KingLich4513 ай бұрын
1K SONSSSSS!!!!! PAPA MAGNUS PROUD
@jorgeclarkson82863 ай бұрын
The Night Lord sounds like Daniel 😂
@martinosborne47033 ай бұрын
Night lords are way more into Chaos corruption than the Iron Warriors. It's one thing to allow mutation to fuse you with your weapons and jump packs (like raptors), it's another to enslave a Daemon and use it's suffering as fuel for your tanks.
@cthulhueldergod58752 ай бұрын
Funny you mentioned fusing with weapons. What about obliterators? And daemonculaba? IW are as currupted as as any other traitor legion, just like night lords.
@blakemelhuish11182 ай бұрын
Stop getting lore from memes iron warriors worship chaos it’s says it in the codex they’re just less devout not less corrupt
@x0lopossumАй бұрын
00:30 LMAO FUNNYIST THING A XHAOS SPACE MARINE HAS EVER SAID 🤣
@XEyedN00b2 ай бұрын
Can the voice of the Iron Warrior say "I am surrounded by fear... And dead men" pleeeease?
@Ultra-Mewstinct3 ай бұрын
6.66k subscribers…fitting for the channel
@Lorgar643 ай бұрын
There's a difference between blessing a base machine with a netherborn and shoving warp phenomena in a tank to make it your battle slave. No difference in practice, of course. It's the intent behind it.
@KlassCancun2 ай бұрын
Everything is that deep lmao
@ondrastonis29443 ай бұрын
Like for iron warriors But both of them have a point
@BlackdragonPL2 ай бұрын
The question is it OSHA certified.
@user-dr2rp7ny4v2 ай бұрын
lessssgo boys! fuckin love your talks
@darkxonix61943 ай бұрын
Dude your videos remind me of the discussions with my friend who is a fan of the night lords 😂😂😂😂
@lucasletard61573 ай бұрын
continue brother, you are incredible ahah. go to the moon