Oh good, a new Dagoth Ur meme to send me off to the Dreamlands. What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

Only 2 minutes in and I'm surprised how forgiving Dagoth is for anyone who isn't a Dunmer

''That farm tool needs to know his place, which is S-tier.'' Lmfao

Cicero's madness is explained I. His lore. Basically, he was masquerading as a jester when the sanctuary came under attack. He was promoted to Keeper and ordered to get the Night Mother's body out of Cyrodiil. He survived while countless dark brothers and sisters died. He then hid himself until he caught wind of Astrid's branch. The trauma broke him, but he is loyal to Sithis and devoted to what the Dark Brotherhood is meant to be. But he is still an Imperial. C-Tier.

I'm shocked he doesn't have an automatic F-minus tier for everyone who isn't a dunmer

Teldryn Sero in C Tier was the biggest betrayal, wow

TELDRYN IN C, Blasphemy. Best dunmer voice actor, highest level capped mercenary in the game, and he’s a spell blade. He embodies the dunmer way, pragmatic, cunning, skilled in spellcraft and martial abilities. He’s S, I shall hear no arguments from dissenters.

Love how we're steadily approaching Dagoth ur podcasts

Finally, a tier list where Dagoth doesnt just call everyone an outlander.

Teldryn in C? is this how he honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned? such a grand and intoxicating innocense

Teldryn Saaro deserves A tier, not necessarily because of his competence but because he is funny as fuck. And he calls people n'wah in combat.

>Teldryn in C tier >Farm tool, goth gf with daddy issues and Nord n'wah in S tier What an insult to the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned

One of my favorite companions is Erik the Slayer because he is named after a fan Erik J. West who sadly past away 6 mouths before skyrim came out from Ewing's Sarcoma (A type of Cancer) And his name was based off what he went off of online Immok the Slayer.

Legit, Dagoth glazing Derkeethus then placing him in D teir because he's farm equipment made me laugh. He's my go-to follower.

I love how Dagoth almost called Jenassa a waifu, can't blame him

Ralis became my boy after he jumped to my defense when, while hidden in The Retching Netch, I took out Mogrul, causing his bodyguard (Slitter) to seek & attack me. At which point Ralis started to attack him, causing Slitter to fight back against Ralis, making it so that everyone in the inn started to attack Slitter. Which allowed me, without consequence, to come in and end Slitter. Screw paying that orc a septim.

Unrealistic: every non-dunmer would be D-tier, and even the dunmer followers would be chastised for living outside of Morrowing

Ralis is actually the most powerfull follower by far. He has the only good weapon perks in the game, and can dual wield anything you give him (enchanted weapons). But since he is also a boss enemy, he has the bullshit power scaling of enemy mobs, gaining a X2 that applies multiplicatively to ALL DAMAGE. J'zargo level scaling only makes him usefull as a meatshield at levels 50+ and nothing else, also his level cap gets fixed by the unoficial patch. By default Ralis can solo an entire city guard without any assistance. With custom enchanted weapons his dps is only outmatched by the minmaxed player

Bruhhhhh you did not do my boy Teldryn like that. S+ tier follower

A pleasant surprise for an unpleasant day, thank you! J'zargo and Serana just HAD to be S-Tier, knew it from the start!

Damn, almost 27 min long. Haven't watched 2 seconds of it yet, but I have to hand it to you for creating a video 20x longer than most of these Dagoth AI videos.

This is easily one of your best ones so far. Very entertaining to watch. I somehow hope that Bethesda finds a way to implement daddy Dagoth in the Elder Scrolls 6 some way. Maybe Sheogorath revives him or something ridiculous like that.^^

Even for a god the placement of both jzargo and teldryn surprised me

Dude I LOVE Cicero. He and Lucien's ghost are the BEST fighting team, and even better if level one-handed with the perks Cicero has. I love his banter, too. He still cracks me up.

Surprised Dagoth didn't bring up Darkeethus's immortality. If I recall correctly, Bethesda forgot to program with him to die. Which is kinda funny since he's like the only named Argonian follower in the game.

Me : enjoying the list so far * sees Derkeethus coming up * *uh oh*

Literally discovered this channel earlier today lmao, this is a blessing

If lord dagoth would've ranked serana and j'argo anywhere except S I would've called up sheogorath right away to do something bout him

Excellent, I was looking forward to this particular list. What a grand and intoxicating innocence

Frea and Teldro are really the best followers, especially at high levels when the others are already capped.

I was playing a magic nord when I discovered this channel. I am now playing a Dunmer to honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

Hearing Ugor being part of the Skyrim Space Program™️ had me ROLLING 💀

Awesome, I like how you captured the spirit of character, while still managing to give an breef and believable explanation as to why he would rank them this way. I also agree that the Companions being a werewolf cult could and should have been a much bigger thing. With trying to carefully balance their own ambitions and lust for power& glory with the honor, pride, and savage feral nature of their existence. They could have done so much from causing a crisis in Skyrim as the murderous Silver hunters close in on them and try to out them. To forcibly black mailing into joining a side in the civil war. Hell in the end, when you become leader your followers could fight and behave entirely differently depending upon your actions. Like if you were full purge the taint, you could have either convinced them into curing themselves, or even have the younger ignorant members turn on the older werewolves. Or go the complete opposite route and have them rapidly gain in power and numbers joing the winning side of the war to effectively become secret hit men of the winner's, using their not so secret powers to wipe out entire enemy camps in a single night for the right price. Or hell balance it for the best and most difficult of both worlds. I hate how you only ever see one or two of them transform and that's it. Like maybe make it dependent upon the player's choices, or the environment. Oh well at least that Skyforged shit is next level. I can only get the great sword of Farkus drops in in his transformation glitch. But I swear that thing has some of the highest stats in the game. No need say it but, once again that could have been a quest as well. Between getting more human wolf themed end game level stated gear (like I swear that great sword with max level sharpening did 120 DPS per swing). While you either loose out on that with a full werewolf path. Or if you balance it right by say I don't know defeating Herscine in a hunt/duel for the owner ship of the Companies souls, and stealing his power over them for yourself, you can be rewarded with o.p werewolf armor and weapons.

Erik the Slayer was one the most reliable and competent companions I’ve ever had. Naive? Perhaps, but his naivety stems from his lack of experience as a newly fledged sell-sword that we as players had a hand in enabling his career path. With a good mentor, Erik could become a capable adventurer and perhaps a legend in his own right. He’s already legendary to me. A-Tier.

I enjoyed this faaaaaar too much for a 49 year old Australian male, but I’ll be playing ES games and yes, Skyrim, until they put me in a box. Great channel, great video.

I was legit just thinking about recommending a video about vanilla companions, when all of a sudden I see this video pop up 😂. Love the sermon as always

Lol this was very entertaining! I can imagine it took several eras to make this. The "farm tools" joke gets me every time, too. XD

Serana in S Teir? She animates undead and then she leaves piles of corpse dust all over my save file!

21:48 Rayya is the only housecarl who can dual wield like Jenassa...heavy armored with more HP. A-tier minimum

Teldryn NOT in S-tier?!? IS THIS HOW DAGOTH HONORS 6TH HOUSE AND TRIBE UNMOURNED?

Best thing about Cosnach? You can use him to charge Ebony Blade and unlock location of Ebony Mail at the same time.

I watched the entire thing to see where you’d place Serana and am pleased I will sub to the 6th house even though you put her nearly at the very end

This is the only tier list I'll listen to

I just now realized Cicero counts as a companion... He's no adoring fan but maybe he'll brighten up the place

Lydia is my favorite because she resists frost damage,she’s a great wife,unique dialogue and not as talkative as mjoll and I also like having Lydia,the riekling scout with a great sword and use the sanguine rose to summon a dremora in the quest “The Final Descent” at low level because I play as a warrior in most playthroughs.

That Nigel Thornberry bit HIT. I'm dead weak

If you don't already, you should do voice overs for shows/games etc., you're quite good

Stenvar was my first follower. I loved how friendly he was and how when i dismissed him he wasnt mad. These days anytime i start a new playthrough i always get 500 gold soon as i can so i have have my right hand man following me on my adventure.

Vorstag though plain and simple will always have a place in my heart as my first follower ever, and hearing him say “good morning.”

Regardless of how 'kind' and 'generous' Dagoth was to J'zargo, it sets up such a wicked burn towards 'Magic Nords' at 25:40 to 25:48 , which is genius.

The way my jaw dropped when Kharjo was immediately placed in D tier-- did not need to do my skrunkly like that.

Would be awesome to hear all the gods of elder scrolls collab like the presidents😂

a surprisingly honest review...... I mean a khajit is in s tier....no other dagoth would ever consider that.

Lydia in c tier "What grand and intoxicating innocents"

Is layered cultured Granite with kevlar screens bulletproof medival armor?

i knew me and dagoth would agree on jzargo. goated for that one.

Dagoth Ur seems so excited to share his list with us

Actually that "Useless drunk" has a use. He makes a good sacrifice to boethiah to get the ebony mail.

Space stations will use beamed electricity via lasers for transfers so cultured marble hovercraft cars without wheels could be electroplated to absorb lasers for steam electricity

Dagoth Ur: "I have no great respect for the fools knows as Simps" Also Dagoth Ur: "Solution for Serana - Daddy Dagoth" He was converted before our own eyes!

"Because when you get there, she has already joined the Skyrim Space Program..."

Okay but teldryn is honestly a pretty good follower

anyone else notice that shift in his accent when talking about durak at 9:20

This has got to be the kindest he's ever been to any nondunmer.

Teldryn not in S tier? What kind of heresy is this?!

that occasional Neravar throws me into a laughing spree.

If you give Teldryn Sero a proper enchanted sword he can easily defeat all the other followers together. I bet the only one of them who could resist him would be Serana. He is in S tier, no discussion.

thank you for not breaking up the video into parts...so many ai tier list with large counts like this always break it up..

Hey hey, Daddy Dagoth! May I request you to do a video on modded followers? Ex. Inigo, Lucien, Auri, Sophia, Xelxaz, Redcap, Lucifer, Remi, Grandma Shirley, ect. I'd be much appreciative of you, and bless the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned.

Anyone else notice that there is not a single Altmer in the list of followers. I was also pretty sure the thieves guild had some followers, I keep thinking Karliah for some reason. And these are just humanoid followers, skyrim has multiple animals and beasts that can help you. Armored trolls, Meeko, Barnabas, Gargoyles, armored huskies, hellhounds, etc Then again i had no idea there were so many... we kinda got out own private army...

what is Dagoth's opinion of Inigo & Lucien?

Derkeethus is the headless chicken of Skyrim, just sprinting aimlessly around the map due to bugs. Dagoth: "Derkeethus is the only intelligent Argonian I know of."

I always play as a full magicka mage and Mjoll is the best tank companion for that build imo.

Too forgiving for some of the filthy outlanders

I always enjoy the company of Belrand. He might be a filthy N'wah, but he has fun dialogue is he is capable in both martial and magical arts.

I will summon the thumbs up before the sermon even starts to honor The Sixth House and The Tribe Unmourned.

Slug craft geopolymer cars are worth it all you need is clay canals for steam powered bobsled cars

What if we could have zake and zeke as ES6 companions also epicnate and N'wail.

Wow. I legit had no idea some of these were available to be companions. And I thought I knew Skyrim like the back of my hand.

The main question is how did Dagoth Ur manage to unbosmer himself after the previous video?

Big Man Ur can’t do my boy Teldryn dirty like that

I imagine that when Dagoth Ur starts his sermons he's sitting in a chair with an elder scroll in hand speaking to a crowd of dunmer sitting around him like it's kindergarten all over again.

I didn't know there were this many followers in the game.

Dagoth: i want Aela be my priestess 1 Bloodmoon later

every time I've recruited Untherd as a Steward for one of my Harthfire homes a giant shows up and she ends up joining the Tamriel Space Forces 😂

Whoah Whoah Whoah, rayya dual wields scimitars. She is a skilled Redguard warrior

I'm still waiting for hover cars and steam powered bobsleds for other planets and highly corrosive environments axels and moving parts don't last

No mention of Goldir? I was waiting him to appear so the F Tier could be created for him. Albeit leaving him out of the video is also a fitting rank I suppose. Lol

The only explanation for this tierlist is that DAddy Dagoth availed himself of fifty skooma bottles in one sitting and subsequently got double topped by Nerevar and his Khajit sidepiece less than thirty minute ago and is still mellow from the experience.

"Cicero is fucking nuts and i would never hire him as an assassin. A-teir." That rank was unexpected.

I just realized by hearing Dagoth that Cicero is Trevor from GTA V

Ive played Skyrim back in the day, and i was convinced theres like 5 followers total.

teldryn sero in c tier? what a grand and intoxicating ignorance

I once had a funny moment with Valdimar as i did the Burning of Olaf one Eye quest. During the festivities, Vladimar tried to woo some women by saying "So, who of you ladies wants a strong nord man?" and they laughed, brushed him off and outright rejected him which made me laugh as i never expected this scenario or character interaction in general as this never happened with any other follower before.

Did my boy teldryn dirty

Steam power is re capturable under the compression of a craft its unlimited fuel all you need is electricity mars saturn and Jupiter are huge you would have to recharge your steam powered geopolymer marble hovercraft bobsleds with minimum instructure and unlimited clay highways instead of asphalt there's no oil for building asphalt roads on other worlds so your highways would be zero friction clay highways

Both of my favorite followers are in D-Tier.. however he spoke highly on one of them still, but the other he at least apologized for putting him there without much explanation 😭

How dare you dis my boy Teldryn Sero like that

But Lord Dagoth, what if those that simp for you?

surprised a farm tool made s tier. dagoth has been around to many n'wahs it seems.