Endermans when they realise an human body is 75% made of water: Understandeble, have a great day✌

Never ask A woman: her age A man: his salary Mojang: how they got every death sound

Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing My brain: FLUSH CAVES

#dailydoseofmemes Me: Accidentally looks at enderman Him: "So you have chosen...death!"

No one : Teacher Pepe : Reminding me of That Vegan Teacher

Me: leaves the house at night Phantoms: And I took that personally.

Concerning the amethyst block and shards, the same should also be true for honeycomb blocks

We need netherite horse armor but you know what we also need, chain horse armor! We don't have chain horse armor yet, lol

#dailydoseofmemes Me: *looks at Endermen* Endermen: Death? Me: No, No! I didn’t mean I- Endermen: *DEATH!?*

"Whenever you feel useless, just remember that grey carpets like me exist" -Carpet

Drowned: *Kills Axolotl* Me: So you’ve chosen death.

Minecraft player: it’s time to shine

"Moss should reduce your fall damage" Moss being the main reason why you slipped and fall off:"Sweat intensifies"

People who think rabbits are the hardest mob to kill are forgetting bats exist.

We want all hostile mobs to be fantasy mobs: Spider: Am I a joke to you?

Everyone knows the REAL hardest mob to kill is the bat

Never ask A woman her age A man his salary An ender man how he got tall Second meme: Me: dad can we get an iron golem Dad: we have an iron golem at home The iron golem at home * armour stand with iron leggings, boots and chest plate with carved pumpkin on top

Everyone: Tames Dogs and Axolotls For Accompany and Help Me Who Doesn't Need a Dog and Axolotl and Can Take on my own: So you can't do it on your own. Second meme: Everyone: Dies from Creepers and skeletons in caves. Me Who didn't Find any mob spawning in caves: "chuckles" You're in Danger

1:34 Grian Wants To Know Your Location

Teacher Pepe will give u homework: Tomorrow is sturdayyyyy

Teacher: Why are you laughing Me: Nothing My Brain: Slowing squid

Block: I make things that open unable to open Barrel: *i have no such weakness*

1:53 people with optifine when they first saw what the spyglass do be like :

mobs: how to make the player quit? zombie: punch them skeleton: shoot them villager: no mending book Villager: employee of the month

#dailydoseofmemes Me: *Goes AFK* Creeper: *My time has come...*

#dailydoesofmemes Her: he's probably thinking of other men Him: do Steam Engines have genders? Her: I'll allow it

Beds may not be flammable, but in most dimensions they cause fire.

Ores rarity in the start of the game: Coal 80%, iron 10%, lapis 2.5%, redstone 2.5%, diamond 5% Ores rarity when you need them: 000000000000.1%

2:22 I am an OG, so herobrine Also: I barely know anything about null tbh

17:12 I'm very sorry to say i did that when i wanted leather for my bookshelves lol (I did befriend one of them and rekt the rest) desperate times call for desperate measures lol

You forgot the two white eyes on null But entity 303 is my favorite

24:30 This is so me I loved the battle mini games

7:26 golden carrot , cause it's the most efficient food , at least that's what I've heard

American: makes nuke My 12 yr decomposing laptop: look at what they needed to mimic a fraction of our power

Personally Steak, Porkchops, and Golden Carrots are the only good normal food items. Obviously gapples are good for combat, but cake and kelp do deserve an honorable mention for being able to refill your hunger bar faster in different conditions (cake for lag, kelp to optimally buffer saturation). Plus, suspicious stew is useful if you know what to put in it and chorus fruit has a ton of utility. I'll also give a shout out to sweet berries for being the fastest and easiest to farm. Fuck rabbit stew Btw; eating the individual ingredients is more nutritious than eating one bowl of rabbit stew. And ya know what while I'm at it fuck beetroot too; it's got crappy nutrition and it's only other use is making red dye, which you can get from roses and poppies.

2:04 Ok, but if we being honest, that's kinda epic that u even managed to kill herobrine

9:15 you know that you just insulted every muslim right? Such a shame because I really like your memes tho

“aw god dammit, someone took a slice of water again”

See a player skin that is herobrine: PaNiK They are trying to scare me so I kill him: Calm I’m in a single player world: PaNiK I killed herobrine: CALM

#DailyDoseofMemes Me: Wants to be friends with complete stranger... Computer: Does that mean you would like to turn on... STICKY KEYS?!

When you fall into a cave, almost die, and see a goat spawned there: *Aww shit, here we go again*

#dailydoseofmemes Enderdragon: I’M THE HARDEST MOB TO KILL Wither: NO I’M THE HARDEST MOB TO KILL amateurs Both: WHAT WAS THAT PUNK Baby drowned with a trident: AMATEURS

Me:Trying to cure a zombie villager Iron golem:*Enemy spotted*

Your videos are the only thing that makes me smile and I currently am really sick so thank you

9:16 This is not funny Don't joke about the holly places please Respect al kaaba

what give people feelings of power: 3. Money 2. Status 1.Finding a ruined portal that is finishable

7:25 cooked pork, because most friends i play with are muslims and i dont think they wanna eat it in game so i let them the beef ham etc

Cool villager facts: We won't hesitate to kill you if you hurt any of my kind _and we will not show mercy to anyone_

The only baby animals I kill are sheep and chickens. Baby sheep are lawn mowers so it gets annoying seeing modern art all over fields. Chickens just overpopulate my server, to the point it's actually disconnected people.

9:17 this is not joke 😡

17:21 Jokes on her, she is just crafting material now but she will still be the only one for him

1:07 outdate meme the lily pad is now the one broken

#dailydoesofmemes Teacher: I will give you homework That one kid who's named work: I was made for this and not made for this

I'm never said Majkraft in my all polish life. Only sometimes kids write Majkraft when they don't know about english. We rather say Mainkraft, but write always Minecraft.

28:52 Oh cool Micheal Afton plays Minecraft that how he respawned and did not die same for William lol

24:29 can we have those back please, they were my childhood :(

The meme that describes me and dream Stan's 5:02

Been watching ur videos from many months and loved them. But the meme at 9:16 is really really offensive to all Muslims. You know that Black Building is the most loved and Sacred place for all Muslims around the world. You should do these things carefully. Show some love to ur Muslims Viewers

21:49 That SB's meme was perfect

1:48 this happens to everyone literally every time I see glow lichen i think diamonds

This is so cool and awesome

9:15 is that your love to the muslim viewers ??😠😠😤😤😔😔استغفر الله

0:22 I'm surprised my shift button isn't broken

15:55 That Would've Caused more pain if it was Hardcore

9:13 This is not funny

First

1:10 Logically, Tree Leaves should too

I like the hardest mob to kill thing I liked how it's because bunny's are so cute

21:47 my man sb has finally become a meme😂😂

#dailydoseofmemes Elder Guardian: I have an army! Player: I have an Axolotl

4:04 Damn that hurt

Nothing was more true than “don’t dig straight down” because mining downwards in a stairway or square radius was so much more effective 😂

Fun facts with Squidward - The glow squid would have won either way since the people who would have swayed the vote originally voted for the Moobloom a peaceful mob and not the Iceoliger which is not what they were looking for

24:29 aaaah that brings back good memorys

When you seen an Axolotl suffocating, my water bucket will save you!

7:26 i love pufferfish

What gives people feeling of power? Money: 20 % Status: 30 % Getting a pet dog and ur favourite coloured axolotl: INFINITY AND BEYOND

5:45 "Hold up, this whole operation was your idea!"

22:03 Remember kids, once Big Smoke said: "Here you go, one gentleman for another.". Be like him, be humble, be memorable.

Half an hour for minecraft Memes only *everyone liked that*

Only Minecraft gamers understood the shift agresively joke for friendship

Jokes on you, my school threw the national education system in the trash and I have a 9-day vacation

Me: *hits an iron golem* The iron golem: *doesnt attack me* Me with iron ingots: meet the medic

lmao the one about the axolotls killing the tropical fish happened to my friend, but now i get tropical fish to breed the axolotls and he cant get mad at me for killing his fish because it wasnt me ;)

0:55 My strategy to scare away rabbit from hill: i am joke to you?

Me: *enters the Nether without gold armor* Piglins: "So you have chosen... Death..." Me: *Going into Nether again, but this time with my golden boots* Piglins: "Ah, I see so you're a man of culture as well."

It’s funny because Java is getting beautiful mountains, meanwhile theirs me who is in love with the candles for building

Coal ore when you don’t need it at all: *bonjour* Coal ore when you need it the most: *adios*

Never ask A woman: her age A man: his salary Me: why my meme comments are not getting likes

Since they won't add sharks since they aren't fantasy, they should make it realistic and have them as passive mobs, since that would be more realistic

1:08 Snow, Wool, Leafs, Sponges and Cauldron with Water should reduce fall damage _________________________ Change my mind

2:22 *it's like choosing 1 of my children I can't do it-*

Never ask A woman: her age A man: his salary A minecrafter: what edition of the game their playing

Me: I got gunpowder Also me to my friends: *selling drugs for 3 stacks of netherite*

1:03 It's the other way around in modern versions.

1:49 IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER: MONEY: 3/10 STATUS: 5/10 SURVIVING A CREEPER BLAST: 100

7:25 you missed cooked corus fruit

There was do many times that I wanted to like this vid but I already had there should be a thing where you can like more then once (also I am subed)

Get this man to 1 million subs