Dame Edna's Gynecologist | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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(Original Air Date: 4/8/05) Dame Edna discusses her natural hair color, her unusual entourage, and the consequences of having an older gynecologist.
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@bencoat124 7 ай бұрын

"His hand shakes occasionally, and that's not necessarily a disadvantage". The Dame of single entendre.

@bigsinger1981 5 ай бұрын

His hand shakes a little bit. 😂

@JohnArchbell 3 ай бұрын

I think you omitted the most important word in the anecdote ‘and LADIES, that’s not necessarily a disadvantage’. But otherwise totally agreed.

@joyceedwards6112 2 ай бұрын

Julio's father really was a gynecologist

@MMartec Ай бұрын

🤣👍

@stehes6531 3 ай бұрын

“I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.”

@louisegoodyear2515 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@elliotelias3737 9 күн бұрын

Schadenfreude in German

@sibionic 4 ай бұрын

The struggle for control begins instantly! Edna dominates every interview she's in, totally hilariously and the wiser host just lets her do it.

@ChrisChanningChannel 4 ай бұрын

exactly!

@peterbreis5407 3 ай бұрын

Not Conan! He doesn't even recognise the jokes.

@spizzenergi2292 2 ай бұрын

@@ChrisChanningChannelyes, she always focuses on guests, soz him, when drag didn’t have the vitriol it has these days

@pbamse 2 ай бұрын

The host is a selfcentered jerk.

@GodsFavoriteBassPlyr 2 ай бұрын

I was going to say - I love Conan, but this was one where he really missed it. HE THINKS ... that this is a conversation.

@jauipop 2 ай бұрын

I come from a school that Barry Humphries (the man behind the drag of Dame Edna) went to and he sponsored a prize for Contribution to the Arts, which I won in 2001. I am so happy that I played some part in this history. Dame Edna is an icon and so is Barry. The fact that a straight man who created a drag character who went international is in the age that it happened is just staggering. RIP Barry.

@user-xk1oy1tf2r Ай бұрын

Yes this is true. He was a straight man who played female ...Dame Edna. When you see the brilliant devastation he inflicted on "normality" you get an idea of how encompassing his intellect really was.

@Trancegirl1966 5 ай бұрын

Rest in peace Mr Barry Humpries! This will be our first Christmas without you here in Australia...❤❤❤

@lesliegautieri4295 4 ай бұрын

The world is a sadder place without him. He is loved and deeply missed.

@revbenf6870 4 ай бұрын

Very sadly missed here in the UK too! RIP Barry/Edna/Sir Les.

@carolpaterson122 4 ай бұрын

Ultimate comedy genius. No one comes close. RIP

@MJo-ng4lj 2 ай бұрын

❤😂🎉 Rest in Paradise.

@howardcroft3748 2 ай бұрын

She is with Madge now

@patreekotime4578 7 ай бұрын

"He's delving into your gift basket." Brilliant.

@htimsid Ай бұрын

He can swim my channel any time he likes.

@pamelasparkes-bm5oz 3 ай бұрын

Michael Parkinson is the best Dame interviewer he would just introduce her then sit back and laugh

@user-bb1gm9or8p 2 ай бұрын

You are so right.

@Cherryplanter 2 ай бұрын

Barely a second ago this psychic message appeared in the ether. Some light needs to be shed on this mysterious missive. Perhaps a viewer from the Commonwealth could Have a Riesling and play the Ump; Why all this talk about Michael Parkinson, possums? Many of these people, these so called stars that Michael had on his show were non-entities. Some were real stars. They were friends of mine whom I had helped in the past and who needed an appearance on a show. So I mentioned them to Michael, working behind the scenes, putting shows together for him using my connections, taking time out of my busy schedule. I like to help people. It's just the kind of person I am. Every time I was on the show I got exciting reviews, being a megastar. The audience loved me and Michael did too. He was lucky enough to be my guest several times over the years. He told me I was his favourite, my female urges and juices coming out in great gusts. I shared my experiences, always in the strictest confidence. Sadly, all things must end. Thank you for having me in your homes viewers! Dame E. Everage (The Megastar that won't go away!)".

@stephenmellor3572 Ай бұрын

True. But Conan didn't do so badly

@AlexandraWolf-ql6bi 4 ай бұрын

Rest in Peace Barry, you will never be replaced, I laugh and shriek when I listen to you.

@shawnwilson-more8507 4 ай бұрын

I feel that Edna's humour wasn't allowed to fully land in this interview

@highdownmartin 4 ай бұрын

Conan spoiling every other line by interrupting, repeating, and just spoiling the flow. Dame E is so much better than he lets her be.

@Billywoo12 4 ай бұрын

Conan didn’t have the finesse to work with Dame Edna. He had one gear and one gear only.

@matthewcorcoran2891 4 ай бұрын

⁠@@highdownmartinHe’s acting like an attention seeking, spoilt brat. Any interviewer worth their salt knows that you sit there and let the Dame run with it. It’s easy money, plus the audience loves her.

@sibionic 3 ай бұрын

exactly @@highdownmartin

@christinebrument6851 2 ай бұрын

He was jealous

@Greatdome99 3 ай бұрын

"purple bikini line' -- priceless

@stephenhunt4502 2 ай бұрын

Barry Humphries was one of a kind!!! He is loved and missed.

@limabravo0001 4 ай бұрын

I always get a sense that when Dame does these shows, people are mortified about what she is going to do or say. A master comedian our Dame. I could tell that there was a time crunch, Dame gave Conan a short list of "casual topics", but ran out of time near the end seeming rushed and uncomfortable, yet Dame was just getting started. Our Dame is now making everyone laugh their asses off in the next world. Thanking you for blessing us with your grace.

@michelejensen1527 5 ай бұрын

“Looking as Elizabeth Taylor would wish to look” Love U Dame Edna🇺🇸

@kaycamille1544 3 ай бұрын

The sharpest tool in the box!! We will never see the like again. He was a genius. 💕💕💕💕

@jochenstossberg5427 4 ай бұрын

He doesn't quite get Edna. But he caught on quickly. Don't even think about trying to compete. He was hilarious. Brilliant man.

@sibionic 3 ай бұрын

No he competes all the way through and is no way near as brilliant as Barry Humphries.

@mickryles759 3 ай бұрын

Shut up no one said he was

@sibionic 3 ай бұрын

'shut up'? @@mickryles759

@bcasey3639 2 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly. Walking all over that host. Americans just can't cope 😂

@stevemarks9360 2 ай бұрын

He needs to shut up!

@inamorata966 3 ай бұрын

What wonderfully funny man, Barry Humphries. The planet lost a lot when he passed.

@allendracabal0819 4 ай бұрын

"You preempted what I was about to say in such a lovely way." Edna tried to give a hint early in the interview, but clueless Conan failed to get it.

@user-im3tb2in6v 2 ай бұрын

"I think of a talk show as a monologue interrupted by total strangers."

@MsOSheDidIt 3 ай бұрын

There'll never be another Dame Edna! It was the right person at just the right time. Nobody was able to get one over on her! The whole mind worked in funny 🤣 🥰

@richardl772 4 ай бұрын

A constant struggle to put Conan back in his box.

@jamesmcinnis208 4 ай бұрын

Saw Dame Edna's show on Broadway. My face hurt afterward from laughing for two hours.

@chrisarseneault5617 7 ай бұрын

RIP Dame Edna

@djizzah 2 ай бұрын

Extremely talented and intelligent entertainer Conan was silly here not letting himself be quiet and letting edna transport the audience to a high Plateau of hilarity, barry Humphreys gave the politest hint to shut up ive ever heard, you preempted me😂

@pp312 Ай бұрын

What is so totally priceless about Barry Humphries is that he created two totally opposite characters, Dame Edna and Sir less Pattison, neither of whom could stand the other or him, their supposed Manager. How he juggled all that and kept audiences in stiches for decades made him one of the great icons of comedy.

@gtlfb 4 ай бұрын

Had the joy of seeing Dame Edna twice on stage. Oh, what fun!

@WindTurbineSyndrome 4 ай бұрын

I saw the show once. Loved it!

@konaguzzi1 3 ай бұрын

I took my wife to see him in Auckland NZ best show I've ever been to so well read, so active, just bloody brilliant.

@unclvinny Ай бұрын

One of the funniest shows I ever saw!

@waynus2021 4 ай бұрын

He just didn`t get her at all did he? Dame Edna is an act that needed to be set free and unleashed to get the best out of her . This guy didn`t want to hand over his show in case his ego was bruised and he missed a great opportunity . Barry was a comedic genuis and is sorely missed

@sibionic 2 ай бұрын

you're spot on - the host is so annoying and not a patch on her.

@ScottKnitter 2 ай бұрын

Michael Parkinson knew how to host Dame Edna, and at the end, SHE announced HIM as HER special guest. :)@@sibionic

@sibionic 2 ай бұрын

Yes I saw that - she thanked him and the rest of his guests! @@ScottKnitter

@privatemale2147 4 ай бұрын

So glad I got to see Dame Edna in person in NYC. The weird thing about seeing her the night I saw her was that she called out one of the actors of Kids in the Hall (Scott Foley) onto the stage with her. Great night of comedy.

@BudoReflex 3 ай бұрын

Perfect interview. I am Aussie and Conan played the foil perfectly. I don’t quite understand the criticism of Conan in the comments. The whole point of Barry’s humour was that you could be anyone at all around him and he had an angle. You could try to shut Barry down, play along, try to keep up, it really didn’t matter at all; Barry had an agenda to launch from wherever you are into whatever he already found funny. You just had to be there, turn up, and he was “on”.

@pamelacorbett8774 Ай бұрын

He kept cutting her off, butting in, total ego.

@claudiawoods4382 3 ай бұрын

❤❤ I always adored the Dame. RIP Barry Humphries. You made this world a bit better because you were in it. Thank you. ❤❤

@waterloosunset4559 4 ай бұрын

She had her show here in the UK the dame edna experience. She wouldn’t let Mel gibson in even though he begged, then went to the shops to buy oranges so he could juggle them and she still wouldn’t let him in. Charlton heston walking downstairs and she pulled a trapdoor on him.

@konaguzzi1 3 ай бұрын

those shows were also broadcast in Australia and NZ bloody fantastic.

@callen8908 4 ай бұрын

To think, this wonderful entertainment would piss off some people. A giant character! Love Dame Edna

@TheRamsberg 7 ай бұрын

She's freaking hilarious!

@brittanycunningham787 7 ай бұрын

It's a man

@TheRamsberg 7 ай бұрын

@@brittanycunningham787 The actor, yes, the character, no. So, honestly I wasn't sure which gender to use as reference, due to that complication. hmm, how about they're both hilarious, the man putting on the character, and the woman who is the character.

@C-Here 4 ай бұрын

@@brittanycunningham787 We know that- he's just in character is all... Barry was brilliant as Dame Edna... Ironically Barry was not a fan of the current woke gender dismorphia...

@konaguzzi1 3 ай бұрын

@@C-Here at the end he was cancelled in Australia because of his views, very sad indeed.

@C-Here 3 ай бұрын

@@konaguzzi1 Only cancelled by a very few, most still loved him, and paid to see him... 🤷

@rutha1464 2 ай бұрын

To see have seen her live is an incredible experience one never forgets. She fed off the audience, and seem almost psychically able to play to the crowd at hand. I never laughed so much in my life. Anyone else sense Conan was uncomfortable???

@Arron413 4 ай бұрын

I miss her so much!

@joetourist8443 Ай бұрын

What's even funnier than Dame Edna's dialogue is the slightly awkward, panicky expression of the host.

@charlenemack7040 2 ай бұрын

I miss her, and of course him 😢😢

@francisbrown5469 3 ай бұрын

Dame Edna had a knack of being able to talk about the most mundane things with great dignity and respect .......

@Clavers1369 Ай бұрын

... and in a very smutty way simultaneously.

@trueone2657 3 ай бұрын

Miss you Dame Edna, you are an Australian legend ❤

@ceriwilliams726 2 ай бұрын

Brilliant as always but I don’t think the interviewer understood all he had to do was sit back and let the Dame hold court and entertain us .He was too worried at what she might say .A shame because he didn’t let Dame Edna shine

@modfus 3 ай бұрын

The Americans never quite got Dame Edna. It amuses me how even Conan appears to be slightly apprehensive with Edna.

@thomasfy4 2 ай бұрын

GOD - she was wasted on Americans … like why isn’t he roaring in laughter 😂😂

@lnyrny3 5 ай бұрын

Great aussie humour 😂😂 miss barry

@carolpaterson122 4 ай бұрын

When Edna comes on just let her go and listen. Watch Michael Parkinson and learn

@Cherryplanter 2 ай бұрын

@stehes6531 3 ай бұрын

The billionairess, megastar and adviser to the British royalty keeps on impressing! A fountain of caring and sharing!

@4seeableTV 4 ай бұрын

This is really good hi-def for 2005. The colors and clarity really pop.

@teamshaboobalu2887 7 ай бұрын

What a legend!

@mars.529 4 ай бұрын

Best guest ever!

@JimBobH13 4 ай бұрын

Dame Edna never looked better.

@Clavers1369 Ай бұрын

Not necessarily a compliment.

@kananiwolf256 7 ай бұрын

I love this character!😂

@jaybrumbaugh777 Ай бұрын

Conan was very good but seriously can no talk show host ever let the guest finish a few sentences without interrupting??

@fidelmavahey5557 4 ай бұрын

I rather fear that the Americans do not have the same sense of humour as others, or is it just the highest post there are very few people as funny as Dame Edna. ❤

@nikomatallana4102 4 ай бұрын

I remember his voice from the Olivia audiobooks!

@earthling1386 4 ай бұрын

Stampede of wheelchairs

@lich2560 Ай бұрын

RIP Dame Edna … very much missed ❤

@Clavers1369 Ай бұрын

Barry Humphries' high school principal said his job was like teaching Humphries and teaching all the other boys -- he was by far the brightest.

@jamiewatch1066 3 ай бұрын

How to mess up an interview with Dame Edna. Jay Leno did the same.

@mike111smith7 3 ай бұрын

It is so funny to see that the American talk show hosts do not really understand how to deal with Dame Edna......:-))

@edwin5419 2 ай бұрын

People rail at people in drag doing shows, but Dame Edna was a staple in Aussie houses for decades and even the most conservative ppl thought nothing of it

@byteme007 7 ай бұрын

He was always better with a British audience. Americans never quite got his dry sarcastic humor.

@peterd788 7 ай бұрын

Good old Parky. He introduced her and let her run.

@limabravo0001 4 ай бұрын

Dame was aussie...not british. Complete world opposite sides.

@byteme007 4 ай бұрын

@@limabravo0001 What part of my comment says he was British?

@peteandurnot 4 ай бұрын

@limabravo0001 yes but british/Irish humour and Australian humour is quite similar in many ways

@jochenstossberg5427 4 ай бұрын

The only reason that the Brit's 'got' Edna so quickly is simply that there are a huge number of Australians there. So they were used to the dry, edgy comic tone of funny Australians and the kind of character that was the target of the humor. They knew this character because at a stretch she could be English or Irish. It was scathing satire. American audiences took a while to get the joke late because they just hadn't seen a great deal of Edna, or Australians in general - but when it clicked, they totally got the jokes. Resist at your peril. He was so off the charts hilarious that he made some people nervous, and that included some Australian guests. Watch Edna with Germaine Greer. She had zero sense of humor, and Edna went in for the kill. I met him once and he was the most charming man. Edna was always referred to as a a real person not a character. He could never get away with it now sadly. He was quite brilliant.

@devolutionone 7 ай бұрын

Conan, bring back Triumph!!! I miss him.

@eternallearner4753 4 ай бұрын

Why does he bother having guests? Conan seems to be all about … Conan!🥱

@emmettmcintyre9607 4 ай бұрын

The reaction would be much with a British audience.

@mattrost2574 3 ай бұрын

When I saw this was uploaded only 3 mos ago, I thought the great Lady had resurrected! Then I saw the original air date. RIP.

@QobelD 3 ай бұрын

She heard the Gyno shaking joke from Robin Williams and she adapted it very well. 😊

@jenniferdavies7683 Ай бұрын

Shes been telling that joke since William's was a child, no adaption needed

@anniemaylallyrickerby3771 2 ай бұрын

Mr Humpries was.truly fabulous and soooo funny.You are truly missed from our screens.May you R I P.❤

@ginakennedy441 27 күн бұрын

I loved her she always made me laugh I saw her in the Royal Albert Hall Uk the show was fantastic

@felixmarch2001 7 ай бұрын

It’s a really nice series 😂

@roberttelarket4934 Ай бұрын

What a woman! Incomparable!

@icreatedanaccountforthis1852 Ай бұрын

She's amazing!!!!

@thomaskarlsson7583 2 ай бұрын

He was fcking amassing

@maxpower6765 7 ай бұрын

Barry was a funny guy 😂. RIP

@christopherwellman2364 7 ай бұрын

Barry what?

@maxpower6765 7 ай бұрын

@@christopherwellman2364 Barry Humphries was an Australia comedian

@christopherwellman2364 7 ай бұрын

@@maxpower6765 thx

@C-Here 4 ай бұрын

He was brilliant.. we'll miss him forever.. 💔💔

@charlenemack7040 11 күн бұрын

I miss this lavender beauty of love so much. She always made me laugh.😊

@brianschmidt9919 3 ай бұрын

Boy that was tense

@DCFunBud 2 ай бұрын

The one and only, Dame Edna!

@alanabroad3471 5 ай бұрын

Conan seems to think he's the star here.

@3506Dodge 4 ай бұрын

He was in 2005. No one in America knew of Dame Edna then.

@tourcox 4 ай бұрын

Yeah…he’s obviously uncomfortable… Dame Edna was ,magic.

@kevinwilson3609 4 ай бұрын

@@3506Dodge Dame Edna was known in the US since the 80s

@3506Dodge 4 ай бұрын

@@kevinwilson3609 No she wasn't. In the pre-internet world popular culture was controlled by broadcasters. I first hear of Edna in 2002.

@kevinwilson3609 4 ай бұрын

@@3506Dodge Dame Edna had a show on American television in the late 80s.

@grahamnancledra7036 4 ай бұрын

Conan doesn't know when to shut up an let the Dame shine.

@jochenstossberg5427 4 ай бұрын

He picked it up quickly though, to his credit.

@emmanuelferran5333 6 ай бұрын

How in the hell did this guy get his own show . You can feel the disconnect with him and Edna

@vilebrequin6923 4 ай бұрын

He doesn't know how to deal with a megastar! He needs to shut up. Dame Edna needs no interruptions😊

@levent.a.7280 4 ай бұрын

Actually Conan is quite a good and naturally funny talk show host, but here he does seem disconnected, I think because he couldn't handle such an Australian superstar, he is pretty good with American celebrities.

@kauimanera726 4 ай бұрын

Conan was not good with the Dame - he dismissed her . I wanted to hear more from her. Boo Conan.

@emmanuelferran5333 4 ай бұрын

@@levent.a.7280 nah he bores she life outa me .

@jochenstossberg5427 4 ай бұрын

He was just a bit nervous that's all. Edna made people nervous! He realized quickly that he would come of best if he let Edna go, and when he did it was a very funny chat.

@tompommerel2136 3 ай бұрын

IRONIC HUMOUR is what we have starved on need these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@1972dsrai 7 ай бұрын

I’m from London, UK and didn’t think Dame Edna (Barry Humphries) was known to US audiences.

@billhaddad2953 7 ай бұрын

Dame Edna was very much known here in the US for many years.

@silencemeviolateme6076 4 ай бұрын

She had tv specials throughout the 80s

@jimmygarlon750 2 ай бұрын

Stampede of wheelchairs, hilarious.

@Apollo_Blaze Ай бұрын

Every show became Dame Edna's show...LOL.....

@nunyabidness5375 3 ай бұрын

"I was a lot happier before I knew Dame Edna was a man...a *LOT* happier!" - Moe Szyzlak

@Cherryplanter 2 ай бұрын

What is all this talk about Dame Edna being deceased. She won't hear of it! Being an experienced psychic she contacted me this evening to help set the record straight. She sends her love to all possums and points out that many of her longtime gynaecologists, among them Mr Iglesias Sr and Mr Markle, have looked her over closely, and concluded that she is at the height of her powers, and that, like so many women of to-day, she has strong female drives urges and juices.

@keaton718 4 ай бұрын

Norm Macdonald would have liked Dame Edna.

@kevin.keen.socialmedia 4 ай бұрын

I think they had an affair.

@bertenqvist7324 Ай бұрын

That retired gynekolog,... it´s actually a very old joke heard it already when was unborned.

@Me-fo1kk Ай бұрын

Dame E leaves em speechless.

@garycarter9859 2 ай бұрын

I agree with an earlier comment about Michael Parkinson just sitting back and laughing. Americans just do not get the character as you can hear from the audience's feeble laughs. And American hosts feel obliged to compete.

@dougm6915 4 ай бұрын

Conan might be an ok writer...but he is in the all time TRIUMVIRATE OF UNFUNNY wtih Bob Hope and Jay Leno.

@bloodgrss 4 ай бұрын

Huh?

@johnscanlan9335 4 ай бұрын

Right you are!!!

@bloodgrss 4 ай бұрын

No. you and he are not. But to each his or her own...@@johnscanlan9335

@J-CBertrand-tp6bg 3 ай бұрын

You spelled proctologist wrong😂😂‼️

@adelucas4824 Ай бұрын

American hosts have to be the star and interrupt, UK hosts wind the guest up, bring them out and let them run. Watch Parkinson or Graham Norton and you'll see what I mean. If a guest is flagging they prompt them and interfere, if they are in full flow they just let them go and enjoy the show. Sometimes the guest will banter with the host, but the greatest interviews are from the people who just start and keep going. It often confuses international artists when they come to the UK as they aren't used to the free flow of the process, or the fact they aren't limited to what they can say, but a lot of them keep coming back because it's so much fun. Bea Arthur for instance was notorious for hating chat shows and interviews, but she loved Graham Norton because it was so silly and fun. Edna was a chat show hosts dream guest because she was always "on". From the first "Hello Possums" to the final moment she held an audience in the palm of her hand.

@shermoore1693 2 ай бұрын

What a shame that Conan man doesn't have the good taste to shut up. Dame Edna steals the show no matter how much you try to appear in control.

@kristyhawes Ай бұрын

Lol

@jesseslay6918 Ай бұрын

❤

@ashleymason5982 3 ай бұрын

Barry was very funny. I don't think Conan got it and gave him the space.

@siegfried1234 3 ай бұрын

Onya Edna

@roberttelarket4934 Ай бұрын

I didn't know the Dame was with Conan.

@hughjass8430 Ай бұрын

To be fair to Conan, his skill was in interviewing celebrities who are usually quite boring and unfunny. He made those interviews compelling. He just doesnt realise that with Dame Edna, a whole other approach is needed...ie ask the pre ordained questions and otherwise shutup!

@David_7171 4 ай бұрын

These days GenZ will cancel the character of Dame Edna for T-hatred. They just don’t understand the humour of yesteryear

@priceandpride 7 ай бұрын

Conan is still on TV?

@vova47 7 ай бұрын

That's my line!

@truecynic1270 5 ай бұрын

♥🤗😍❤💔

@profaneangel0842 7 ай бұрын

(Yet) another presenter who thinks he's interesting. 🙉🤦 Should've learned from Parkinson: one question, then sit back and let BH/Dame Edna take over

@MoppyPoppy 7 ай бұрын

I think he’s funny

@musicjunkiefl 7 ай бұрын

Well Dame Edna was not as well known in America as she was in the UK so people in America did not know that

@Cherryplanter 2 ай бұрын

Barely a second ago this psychic message appeared in the ether. Some light needs to be shed on this mysterious missive. Perhaps a viewer from the Commonwealth could Have a Riesling and play the Ump; Why all this talk about Michael Parkinson, possums? Many of these people, these so called stars that Michael had on his show were non-entities. Some were real stars. They were friends of mine whom I had helped in the past and who needed an appearance on a show. So I mentioned them to Michael, working behind the scenes, putting shows together for him using my connections, taking time out of my busy schedule. I like to help people. It's just the kind of person I am. Every time I was on the show I got exciting reviews, being a megastar. The audience loved me and Michael did too. He was lucky enough to be my guest several times over the years. He told me I was his favourite, my female urges and juices coming out in great gusts. I shared my experiences, always in the strictest confidence. Sadly, all things must end. Thank you for having me in your home viewers! Dame E. Everage (The Megastar that won't go away!)".