To the people calling him a simp, he legitimately thought that satisfying the princess would let him pass the screen lock...

Honestly, I think the Dan the Man series is a one-hit-wonder. It just NEVER reaches this level of brutal honesty again...

5:35 Princess:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? SAVE ME Dan:you wouldn’t get it

honestly, i had an experience with a gold digger before, seeing this made me happy that dan sold that key

1:21 the car cost 500 and the greedy old man took 550, what a damn swindler!!

5:32 images that precede legendary events.

Who is here in 2024

3:29 if you put this on X2 IS pure adrenaline

4:59 that was satisfactory

halfbirck is one of those very few mobile game makers that make excellent games but get no recognition

0:58 bro sounded like a police siren

“GOLD DIGGER!!!” Dan Vs Gold Digger “Ooh, it’s so sparkly.”

poor Dan, life gave him a gold digger

4:53 top ten anime battles

0:15 best SFX never created

10/10 Better than the MCU

We need playable versions of the other stages

Dat puppy had it coming

This went from a simple low-quality video to an HD video game

The moral is: no matter how beautiful they are, don't mess with princesses, let other men get them. Otherwise, the same thing will happen to you as to Dan when he tried to please the princess from the video, wasting his pocket money, wasting energy and nerves along the way (and you will lose more of the latter in real life, I’ll tell you this, those who read my comment). And fortunately Dan thought of giving the key to the Vendor for the second time.

I've been watching these in game, brilliantly funny, and the game is so freaking good. I do hope you guys extend the game.

5:01 : My favorite part.

I think because Dan saved the princess, he have to live with her so he can't process to the next scene. When Dan is on the helicopter, he already able to pass the locked scene because he don't have to live with her anymore so there is no point to stay back.

I wish they woulde add pre stages like these 1:57 IS THAT A LEGEND REFERENCE

4:58 I never laughed so much

4:23 dan the man final battle of stage 1

5:39 Đưa chìa khoá cho thầy ông nội 😂😂🤣🤣

This series and the game are both great!

4:24 top 10 retro fights by watchmojo

Dan: loses all his money, loses giel, dies to new bf Dan: ...1x

It would be very op that dan atacks as fast as hell like in 3:50, dan really got lazy atacking in the real game

Happy 5th Anniversary Dan The Man, for not just making my childhood/.teenhood but also showing that you really came this far and beyond to still Impress us!

The salesman might be hated for this but his help in the game forgives him.

4:59 If that's what you expected, here it is, be satisfied

4:59 The dog: **barky bark barks** Dan: SHUSH

Do not attempt to save everyone. If their mindset is the problem, you will never be able to fill the void no matter how hard you grind. You don't have multiple lives to waste like Dan.

1:57 Is that Metal Slug?

Dan:please give me a break 2:42

3:19 Aww so cute

Princess: SAVE ME !! Dan: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Dan: *Save Princess* Princess: Thanks! *Awkward silence* Dan: I guess I’ll go to the next level. Level: nope.

0:01 Enter Name Dab

I just remembered this game and download the classic and new ones and played the prologue of the original and got to the custom character :3 . [ Tue 11:45pm 12/26/2023 ]

I want another series with this kind of vibe and humor! I guess Scott Pilgrim Takes Off can fuel my satisfaction🤔

Lesson learned: You will never satisfy your girl. Edit: It’s been four years since i wrote this comment and all I can ask is why.

4:15 *i have a pretty bad feeling when this heavy metal music came*

Recuerdo que esta serie y el juego de dan the man fueron parte de mi infancia buenos tiempos (;

Thank you dan the Man for giving us those beautiful days.

That woman is so selfish

2:01 I laugh so hard 🤣

1989: dan the man is peaceful 2022: OH YEAH IS PARTY TIME!

Back when these were worth the wait

3:58 Me in smash ultimate online fighting a japanese

Dan the man is awesome

Can we appreciate how good Dan's hair is

Coincidentally, a Dan the man ad pops up on my screen LOL

I grew with this game... Thank you halfbrick studios

4:11 lol

imagine this, you've been playing games at the arcade with your friends for a while now when a coin falls out of your hand and rolls under a door, you go into the room and find a weird arcade cabinet for a game you've never heard of. "Dan the Man" Is what it's called, you and your friends go in and boot it up and enter your nickname, you play stage 1 and get the girl but, nothing happens. So, you do as the princess asks hoping the stage will end as your friends look on in curiosity, you buy so much stuff! You and you friends don't even notice that it's about 8 o'clock, eventually men in suits steal your stuff and knock you out, you mash A&B like you did when cranking the platform to get up, it works! when you get up to your tree house your stuff is gone, and the princess is kissing the shop keep! "I'll kill him!" you yell as you burst out a flurry of combo's and the princess calls a chopper, you hop on and the princess knocks you off, but you landed on a jump pad! In the fight you kick the dog into the chopper's propeller and take it down and lose a life, you do the stage again perfectly, you don't run out of shuriken's and you're at 100% HP when you reach *her* you give the shop keep the key and go on to the next stage and go home."

Wait she’s a Princess can’t she afford things by herself..?

1:35 justo en las bolas XD

4:37 K.O.!

4:20 Dan: you traitor and YOU, YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!

The beginning of a legend...

Halfbrick Studios. Dan the Man was the most perfect mobile game for me. Last time i wanted to play it again. Ads, ads and hours of waiting between levels. I really want the old game back.

at 3:37 Oh how terrible! dan maxed out the purple and green credit cards with 80.5k and 50k respectively. he even used 3.5k on the gold credit card. thus he's in debt by a total of 134K

0:43 the level complete sound

100% ACCURATE !!!!

"Ahaw ahaw ahaw ahaw!" -Literrally Everyone

5:00 the best part

How is no one talking about the fact that Dan in this video has more health than he does in the actual game, unless all the damage he's been taking is below 10.

I played the game a lot as a kid always wanted to zee the videos but couldnt lol. But now. Nothing can stop me.

2:54 metal slug

5:04 YOU DIED Achievement unlocked:Welcome to dark souls

The fact I watched this when I was a kid.

I just realized the person who created dan the man, Was Also the same person who made bluey💀💀

05:22 I want Crouch feature in the game

"RooooR" -Giant Robot

Props to Dan for finally punting that dog in the end

3:41 POV: CLOVER ATTACKS DAN AND JOSIE

0:45 The princess sounds like a siren XD

2:11 nobory gonna talk that the sofa costa 54 and he has 50 and he tooks all of his monie

I remember watching this when I was young. And I still didn't even play the actual game

I love how Dan immediately learn instantly

I wish we could just play this part in the game

The beginning of an era.

This animation is the most profoundly accurate commentary to be found on the internet concerning female nature and marriage. It should be mandatory viewing for every single man who is even thinking about finding a girlfriend or getting married. Thank you for creating it!!!

I. Want. All. Of. This. Happen. In. The. Game.

I LIKE SO MUCH DAN THE MAN

If fabric actually just made a game of this I would just be like surprised like all the thing that happened in this animation it would be nice

This series is truly one of a kind.

i wish dan the man had a crouch ability yes

4:02 when i get stunned by a 2 pistol gaurd by a spin attack

5:32 Princess: thanks you Dan Dan: (*nope*) Princess: COME BACK YOU?!

i love dan nice game bro

That Screen Lock is a metaphor for Societal Expectations

Aquí nació una leyenda conocida por pocos...

0:10 WTF he just roaming around there do nothing

It's incredible to see how this game evolves over the years. ✨🙂✨

Dan just wanted to pass stage one 💀