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Dancing With Death - Humans are space orcs

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DiamondWillow

DiamondWillow

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Recorded this one last week but didn't get to putting the video together until now. The speed paint I had done for this video corrupted so I couldn't use it so instead went back to plain text. Please tell me which style you prefer so I know to do more of it! I also take suggestions and requests for what to read!
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This next bit of writing takes some artistic liberties when it comes to some to some of the science. This means there may be slight inaccuracies. Try to suspend disbelief for the moment and enjoy :)
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@hetzer5926
@hetzer5926 3 жыл бұрын
“Human. Do you enjoy, sleep?” “Yes” “You look into the void, and enjoy it?” “Absolutely.” “What happens if you do not sleep?” “After 24 hours, we become irritable, after 48, we begin to hallucinate, after 72 who knows what we’ll do. And anything after 100 we go on a rampage until we eventually die.” “.............oh.........please, sleep some human.”
@Matt-td8xw
@Matt-td8xw 3 жыл бұрын
My sleep deprived ass looking at this comment: _🗿_
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic Жыл бұрын
You're a woose it takes about 60 hours before the hallucinations start.
@atticusbailey5934
@atticusbailey5934 3 ай бұрын
Unless we drink a liquid drug to keep our brain on overdrive for who knows how long.
@thepinkmarlinguy5619
@thepinkmarlinguy5619 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Earth being called the Deathworld just makes me think that earth is this universe’s equivalent to Australia
@maxxor-overworldhero6730
@maxxor-overworldhero6730 3 жыл бұрын
Not just Australia, Mega-Australia.
@justinconnelly5011
@justinconnelly5011 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 Space Australian. Complete with Space Brisbon.
@justinconnelly5011
@justinconnelly5011 3 жыл бұрын
@Philip mcgrath and capable of swinging from one extreme to the other in the span of a day. The record AFAIK is nearly 100 degree change in 24 hours up in Michigan or somewhere around there. From what I remember it was almost 90 one day and got hit by a massive cold front, was below 0 the next day
@Jpx0999
@Jpx0999 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinconnelly5011 and space hookers You know Forget the cassino
@windbeneathmywings4884
@windbeneathmywings4884 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinconnelly5011 dont forget when it went -50°F out of nowhere 3 years ago and they were digging up frozen corpses from the ice in backalleys of neighborhoods
@justinthompson6364
@justinthompson6364 3 жыл бұрын
I think the weirdest thing is that everybody on the whole ship sleeps at the same time. It's an artificial environment, there's no day-night cycle!
@nelpastel3314
@nelpastel3314 3 жыл бұрын
Well maybe they have one, lower the light at certain hours to keep a healthy night cycle of sleep in the crew, but someone definitely should stay in the bridge awake to watch for everything going ok on the ship
@yuridhjeeyn9034
@yuridhjeeyn9034 3 жыл бұрын
@@nelpastel3314 thats what they have the aliens for
@matthewricker5526
@matthewricker5526 3 жыл бұрын
Even the enterprise had a night crew... or was that voyager. Either way point still stands, the bridge of a starship should be manned 24/7. So all of the humans being asleep doesn’t make sense.
@bubbykins4864
@bubbykins4864 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewricker5526 Doesn't the ship in this scenario have organisms of at least one sapient species not originating from Terra that do not have any complete shut-off of consciousness that doesn't last for, I don't know, *the rest of time?*
@devaneyjohn5349
@devaneyjohn5349 3 жыл бұрын
It's called 'screwing with the Aliens'. I reckon that's 90% of the humans' daily entertainment.
@pixelmace1423
@pixelmace1423 3 жыл бұрын
"if Krill thinks that is scary, wait until he learns about hibernation and torpor" -one of the crewman
@elainegoates9792
@elainegoates9792 3 жыл бұрын
Why aliens would never invade earth: everyone and everything is crazy and a lot of it's deadly
@windbeneathmywings4884
@windbeneathmywings4884 3 жыл бұрын
"Lmao somebody tell Krill about comas"
@elainegoates9792
@elainegoates9792 3 жыл бұрын
@@windbeneathmywings4884 So, you can survive brain damage, but effects are hard to prodict and one potential side effect is staying on the edge of death for an extended period of time?
@KalHadden
@KalHadden 3 жыл бұрын
Food coma would also be something terrifying and confusing to Krill
@Meowthix
@Meowthix 3 жыл бұрын
@@KalHadden "Yeah so we eat so much we just, die for a brief period of time? I guess?" ~ Some space orc somewhere probably.
@timothyswanson8773
@timothyswanson8773 3 жыл бұрын
“Sleep: Those little slices of death, how I loathe them” - Edgar Allen Poe.
@taitano12
@taitano12 3 жыл бұрын
That confirms it. Eddie is an alien. 👽
@cube_2430
@cube_2430 3 жыл бұрын
i, am sus
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 3 жыл бұрын
I like them its like death without the commitment
@Delgen1951
@Delgen1951 3 жыл бұрын
Except Dear Eager, I would give my eye teeth to get a good night sleep.
@That80sGuy1972
@That80sGuy1972 3 жыл бұрын
@@Delgen1951 Same here. I need chemical help and must schedule it. Sleeping disorders suck. Well, it sure beats what I used to commonly go through.
@IONATVS
@IONATVS 3 жыл бұрын
The Greeks and Romans absolutely did treat sleep as pretty much the “free trial version” of death-the standard Roman turn of phrase for discussing those who are asleep was that they were OPPRESSED by sleep, same as if you were oppressed by a tyrant. Which is also why the gods of Death and Sleep were siblings in their religion, and EQUALLY considered gods of the underworld.
@firrigagamer8281
@firrigagamer8281 3 жыл бұрын
That maybe the case because the concept may have possibly originated from Abrahamic religions. As far as I know, sleep was called “the little death” in the Quran and since it’s claimed that the Quran contains the collective knowledge of the Abrahamic religions, as well as those that were lost from the original Bible and Torah, so it maybe in the original Bible that sleep was also called the little death and it managed to survive through the Greek and Roman civilizations after it was lost.
@pundynethepunniest3990
@pundynethepunniest3990 3 жыл бұрын
This explains why Hypnos was in the house of Hades
@IONATVS
@IONATVS 3 жыл бұрын
@@firrigagamer8281 I think that’s an independent thing, ‘cuz Judaism and Christianity were small minority religions for most of the Roman Imperial period and the sentiment in Greek & Roman thought shows up before Islam or Christianity existed. Where the Torah & Bible say similar things it is usually in a more offhand way like “she isn’t dead, merely sleeping” or “all those who sleep under the Earth will awake” and usually are used to show that death’s power is weakened to be like sleep in the face of God’s power, where the Greco-Roman conception was more “sleep is scary-you may not ever wake up again!”
@Bee-zr5pb
@Bee-zr5pb 3 жыл бұрын
"free trial version of death" just made my day, thsnks
@Katzztar
@Katzztar 3 жыл бұрын
I can't remember, was Hypnos the god of sleep the brother of Thanos god of death? EDIT- *slaps self* in my defense I had about 2 hrs of sleep in the last 30 hrs when typed Marvel character Thanos instead of the Greek God Thanatos.
@dangerzone2273
@dangerzone2273 3 жыл бұрын
Fun story. I'm just surprised they don't have a night crew to keep the ship running.
@lennard939
@lennard939 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same
@steveradroach9101
@steveradroach9101 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's fully automated at Night?
@jonathanblair5920
@jonathanblair5920 3 жыл бұрын
@@steveradroach9101 that would be my guess... though still weird, even with an automated warning system, you'd think at least on or 2 people would be awake to monitor things in case of false alarms
@ThatGuyjontover
@ThatGuyjontover 3 жыл бұрын
most likely its automated with some alarms just in case
@hasanmuttaqin464
@hasanmuttaqin464 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanblair5920 it doesn't described, the krill hasn't go to the cockpit yet
@skulit4648
@skulit4648 3 жыл бұрын
Im surprised none of them snored while sleeping
@elijahaitaok8624
@elijahaitaok8624 3 жыл бұрын
I’m more surprised about there being no night shift staff
@thenthson
@thenthson 3 жыл бұрын
My mother snores so loud i hear her on a different floor.
@jonathanblair5920
@jonathanblair5920 3 жыл бұрын
you'd be surprised. having slept in a dorm with 40+ other guys, i've found not too many of them really snored that badly. a healthy adult shouldn't be snoring (theoretically). as it indicates a problem with the airways. either due to sleep apnea, or some other reason that nighttime breathing is inhibited.
@James-gd3sp
@James-gd3sp 3 жыл бұрын
They are in a bunk situation I would assume for the sake of the crew's sanity they would have already cured snoring or made it a prerequisite to space travel that there is no snoring.
@killerhellhound
@killerhellhound 3 жыл бұрын
@@James-gd3sp Captains rules anyone who snores has to sleep in the engine room
@coacobird
@coacobird 3 жыл бұрын
It's so cool to see something that is so mundane to us so dramatic to another species. I guess we really could be anomalies...
@minecraft425
@minecraft425 3 жыл бұрын
More basically the entire planet but yes, not surprising given how utterly confused we would be if a species was not carbon based like us but silicon, mass effect alone quarians and Turians aren't amino based if I'm remembering right and could die from our food compound structure
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF 3 жыл бұрын
Don't tell the aliens about snakes or hummingbirds and their Torpor. We look a mile off from death by comparison.
@maxxor-overworldhero6730
@maxxor-overworldhero6730 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be ironic if that's why Fermi's Paradox is a thing? For all the star systems in just our sliver of "territory" of our Galaxy to exist, we can't find all of the advanced civilizations not because they're not there, but because they're frantically trying to hide themselves from us because of how different we are.
@coacobird
@coacobird 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 that honestly makes a lot of sense.
@minecraft425
@minecraft425 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 I mean space and gravity are way different body requirements... You can barely get a heart attack in space and blood reverse flow, to say nothing about what it does to virus and bacteria. If it messes with us so badly from environment Change what happens when you change the building blocks, change rarity of certain elements or have them soap bubble around stable systems like they now believe dark matter does.... That bubble could mix of say to galaxy's collide....who knows what could be created when that happens. Kinda makes me think Lovecraft's creatures might just be how others view the oddities that spawn in strange section of space.... Question is which side are we the common or the oddity.
@SchazmenRassir
@SchazmenRassir 3 жыл бұрын
Silly aliens, that's not unique to humans. Almost every species on the planet sleeps.
@UGNAvalon
@UGNAvalon 3 жыл бұрын
It’s called a “death world” for a reason..
@SchazmenRassir
@SchazmenRassir 3 жыл бұрын
@@UGNAvalon Aliens plan an invasion at night time, only to find all the lovely beasties that are nocturnal. Incidentally, this ALSO includes humans!
@matejkubala7221
@matejkubala7221 3 жыл бұрын
This clearly show that these xenos are nothing compared to us, conquest of the stars will by a piece of cake. For the Emperor!
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
@@SchazmenRassir god help them if they try to take Austrailia, help them die quickly or realize their mistake before they pass the point of no return
@onerxowns2202
@onerxowns2202 3 жыл бұрын
On OUR PLANET, did you really think there are completely simal planets to EARTH out there ?
@flibbernodgets7018
@flibbernodgets7018 3 жыл бұрын
Boy, wait till they find out about cats.
@sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278
@sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278 3 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHA
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 3 жыл бұрын
"The humans are not only deadly apex predators, but they keep other apex predators in their homes as companions"
@maxxor-overworldhero6730
@maxxor-overworldhero6730 3 жыл бұрын
@@weldonwin And give them cutesy names.
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 "Captain? W...What is that creature you are holding?" Krill asked, taken aback by the sleek, furred animal with it's clearly predatory grace and dangerous eyes. The captain smiled, something of an almost paternal quality to that smile that Krill hadn't quite seen before, as the human ran his hands down the creature's spine, eliciting a rumbling sound from it. "This is my pet cat, Smudge. I adopted her from a rescue shelter on Earth a couple years back, been my little buddy ever since" He said, the smile widening. The creature then stood up on the Captain's lap, stretching itself out and displaying a mouth full of sharp teeth, that while small, would have still had the potential to tear the throat from a Gnar'lak warrior. As the stretch lengthened, Krill was further disquieted to note the likewise small but razor-like claws that extended from its feet, which dug into the captain's fatigues, the tips of the claws pushing through the fabric for purchase as the small creature continued its display. It then wound it's long tail around itself, huddling up as if hunching down to make itself ready for an ambush, letting out a small trilling sound, before the deep rumbling sound Krill had noted returned, something the young medical officer was sure had to be some kind of threat display. "You wanna pet her?" The Captain asked...
@NotoriusBEN1
@NotoriusBEN1 3 жыл бұрын
even humans don't understand the fuzzy logic of cats. its been proven that there is an indistinguishable difference between the behaviors of sober cats and those tripping on LSD.
@CorwinTheOneAndOnly
@CorwinTheOneAndOnly 3 жыл бұрын
Empathizing with a fictional non-human sentient lifeform made me feel genuinely disturbed by something as normal as our intraspecies contagious yawns, which I had found interesting before, but never disturbing. Empathy is cool. And the rest of the sleep stuff, of course, jesus
@caseyleeshort
@caseyleeshort 3 жыл бұрын
any one else yawn at that?
@thenthson
@thenthson 3 жыл бұрын
@@caseyleeshort I yawned at reading this.
@alek7998
@alek7998 3 жыл бұрын
@@thenthson *Yawn intensifies*
@Malva597
@Malva597 3 жыл бұрын
Also interspecies. IIRC we catch yawns from other mammals in our death world
@133774c05
@133774c05 3 жыл бұрын
dog yawns also trigger yawns in humans
@realyoutubecommenter
@realyoutubecommenter 3 жыл бұрын
That's a really cool way to think about sleep. "Night, dude. I'm gonna go play tag with the reaper."
@tntmage5303
@tntmage5303 3 жыл бұрын
and then he loses one night
@isaackinsley1662
@isaackinsley1662 3 жыл бұрын
This actually is a good example of how aliens would react if we were them. Its completely natural to US, but is extremely disturbing and/or horrifying to them.
@pixelmace1423
@pixelmace1423 3 жыл бұрын
You could say that our normal seems... alien?
@nullpoint3346
@nullpoint3346 3 жыл бұрын
@Jones Aiden In comparison to the mobile and quite defensible? Maybe.
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 3 жыл бұрын
@Jones Aiden that's part of its reproductive cycle, it let's us consume the "placenta" of its young in exchange for transportation of the young to a new location. We later made an alternative deal which involved us enabling them to grow in large communities across the entire planet while we protected them from other predators and disease in exchange for our pick of what to eat. It's one of the best trade deals negotiated by our species and has resulted in thousands upon thousands of years of peaceful coexistence. We've also made similar deals with more mobile species that would have gone extinct without our protection. We find it far kinder that we got our essential nutrients through such peaceful methods rather than unnecessarily brutal violence
@gammarailgun5406
@gammarailgun5406 3 жыл бұрын
... wow. I have never thought about sleep like that before. _frantically scribbling notes_
@flareraider4842
@flareraider4842 3 жыл бұрын
Why does a gamma railgun need these notes?
@gammarailgun5406
@gammarailgun5406 3 жыл бұрын
@@flareraider4842 as hard-science-fiction writer, working in a setting where the protagonists are humans and they need every advantage they can get, funky ideas like this are _great_
@kennenkrasnow6332
@kennenkrasnow6332 3 жыл бұрын
Sleep is just death being shy
@johncronk8867
@johncronk8867 3 жыл бұрын
Where’d you get your profile picture? I like it.
@diamondwillow1191
@diamondwillow1191 3 жыл бұрын
Ah you see, we have a mutual friend who wonderfully made it for him. I'm pretty sure I have her Instagram linked in one of my videos
@JEL625
@JEL625 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how shocked he would be if Kril learned that near every animal species on our "death planet" fell asleep as well.
@doopdoopdopdop7424
@doopdoopdopdop7424 3 жыл бұрын
Brings a whole new meaning to “Should I die before I wake”.
@platinumgames1314
@platinumgames1314 3 жыл бұрын
or, "i can sleep when i'm dead"
@Twitchy_McExorcism
@Twitchy_McExorcism 3 жыл бұрын
"Humans need death to survive." Well, kinda, yea. Everything we eat, everything we can live off, was once either a living plant or a living animal of some sort, and it's damn sure not alive for long after we swallow it. Same for everything we drink that isn't plain water, I think, if only tiny remnants.
@KingDonutz
@KingDonutz 3 жыл бұрын
We are indeed a death worshipping species from a death world
@vexile1239
@vexile1239 3 жыл бұрын
Even some water has micro-organisms in it that is beneficial to our bodies
@gramfero
@gramfero 3 жыл бұрын
"sleep is just a free trial of death"
@aaronking2020
@aaronking2020 3 жыл бұрын
Then why do so many people love sleep
@xenoplayspl6239
@xenoplayspl6239 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronking2020 cause we like to taunt death
@kullingen6909
@kullingen6909 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronking2020 Because we get a break from reality.
@Maverick-7
@Maverick-7 3 жыл бұрын
Death with benefits
@reesewhittington6778
@reesewhittington6778 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronking2020 cause death is hot
@DesertRatPainting
@DesertRatPainting 3 жыл бұрын
"YOU WERE DYING!" "I swear this by whatever god you hold dear, little alien, if you wake me again, *I* won't be the one dying"
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
Heck, sometimes damaging a part of our cortical tissue makes us function even better by sheer chance; one guy hit his head on the bottom of a pool, and went from low-intelligence jock to masterful piano musician despite no past experience. This is extremely rare, so it's not a good idea to damage our brains intentionally, but yeah.
@whyareyougay9872
@whyareyougay9872 3 жыл бұрын
Damaging our brains will also bring lots of minuses, for example you might not be so lucky and get yourself in coma because of brain damage or even death plus risks of brain diseases. Damaging brain intentionally is not so bright idea whatever you do, do not participate in any risky behaviours you can improve your brain efficency with some brain exercises,learning how to play piano,drawing,reading,doing math, etc...
@Morning_Dewdrop
@Morning_Dewdrop 6 ай бұрын
I’M FAILING MATH THIS IS MY ONLY OPTION *donk*
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 ай бұрын
@@Morning_Dewdrop NO NO WAIT-
@austinfernando8406
@austinfernando8406 3 жыл бұрын
Death: "Mostly they aren't too keen to see me. They fear the sunless lands. But they enter your realm each night without fear." Dream: "And I am far more terrible than you, sister." (from The Sandman by Neil Gaiman)
@ballsacsincorp
@ballsacsincorp 2 жыл бұрын
dont let the dream stans see this
@AceOfBlade
@AceOfBlade Жыл бұрын
@@ballsacsincorp LOL you got there
@nraah4707
@nraah4707 3 жыл бұрын
I just have a hard time thinking of creatures that don't need sleep. Or sapient species that wouldn't be aware of it. Even flies and plants rest. I dont know about jellyfish. I like the stories, but some have subjects that are harder for me to really get into.
@robertshank9778
@robertshank9778 3 жыл бұрын
Well, those species are a part of the "Deathworld" we Evolved on... Would make sense that other species that evolved here would possess the same trait... And there is a big difference between rest and sleep..
@username12120
@username12120 3 жыл бұрын
I remember the first wave of HFY on /tg/, towards the end of it popularity the anons writing these stories were reduced to writing the aliens going "WHOA!" to frat parties where one guy would set his farts alight. HFY has a very narrow scope, and short shelf life, before it just turns wanky and retarded.
@Redicule_research._ridiculous
@Redicule_research._ridiculous 3 жыл бұрын
Even jellyfish Even hydra's, which barely have neurons shut of temporarily about every 4 hours
@werewolf4358
@werewolf4358 3 жыл бұрын
@@username12120 yeah. Real shame since it's got a pretty good 'angle' of looking at mundane things from a new perspective and really opening up the imagination. But, as you say, it's got a super limited scope and gets a bit too wanky for my tastes. Although I did love the star war and the dragons.
@lukemcniven4131
@lukemcniven4131 3 жыл бұрын
Dolphins can't sleep, they need to breathe. They just shut down half their brain at a time so they can "sleepwalk" to the surface for air
@notyetdeleted6319
@notyetdeleted6319 3 жыл бұрын
They way I think they might see it as, and how I kinda look at sleep is that: 1: due to our start as prey, every waking moment would be one of (relative to aliens, which I assume were always apex predators on their planets) extreme hyperactivity and hyper-alertness. A constant flight-or-fight. And due to that + the huge energy use of our brain and it’s complexity, the brain gets worn out without periods of rest. It’s like overclocking the entire body, if you don’t give it time to cool down it melts itself (delusions, where reality and memories meld, which could cause erratic and dangerous stuff to other humans and the individual human.). So their bodies evolved to ‘cripple’ them temporary for their own protection, just like a coma. And similar to inflammation or a fever in a way. An unconventional way of dealing with problem that only weak organisms have. Human main skill is adaptability, what dosen’t kill us makes us stronger, hell we even intentionally infect ourselves with lethal deseases to gain immunities, it’s called inoculation
@justinokraski3796
@justinokraski3796 3 жыл бұрын
predators also experience some form of sleep. Mammals, birds, and reptiles all need sleep of some form. I don't know about fish or arthropods, but they probably benefit from a period of repose too
@Kapoiser
@Kapoiser 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinokraski3796 I think fish as well as water faring mammals like dolphins rest only part of there brain at a time so they can still swim and do other water stuff with the other part that’s still awake.
@leoleboss9414
@leoleboss9414 3 жыл бұрын
There's also mithridatization
@flamestoyershadowkill6400
@flamestoyershadowkill6400 3 жыл бұрын
I wish humans could undercoat our bodies so same performance but lower energy consumption
@mywither7878
@mywither7878 2 жыл бұрын
It's kinda funny to think of it as constant overclocking, because then we also have a 2nd stage overclock in which we are flooded with adrenaline and our perception is accelerated, alongside an increase in physical capabilities and receive pain reduction.
@petercooper456
@petercooper456 3 жыл бұрын
This kind of felt like I was listening to a Lovecraftian tale.
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
but it was told from one of the monster's prospectives
@leyrua
@leyrua 3 жыл бұрын
@@henrypaleveda7760 Makes you think that maybe Cthulhu is terrified of the strange three-dimensional monkeys.
@taitano12
@taitano12 3 жыл бұрын
@@leyrua you mean the ones that torture and kill eachother as a form of worship towards him? Yeah, I'm guessing he watches out of dispassionate curiosity; thoroughly creeped out, but dispassionate from his immortality and invulnerability. "Dahell they doing?? So... Y'all think I'm scary aaannnd... You think that's what I want. Interesting. You actually think I want anything from you... You know what? Y'alls given me the heebyjeebies. I'm going to bed for a few millennia... And I'm taking my city with me where you horrifying little bastards can't find me."
@Wolfrover
@Wolfrover 3 жыл бұрын
As a side note, the humans' own studies of this extended dormant period indicate that the reduction or elimination of sleep has mixed results. On the one manipulator, the ability to learn physical patterns continues unabated, sometimes even becoming enhanced by the continued opportunity for repetition and revision. On another, mental and emotional processes become disturbed and erratic, some even going so far as to produce confabulation and hallucination.
@keithsinter5611
@keithsinter5611 3 жыл бұрын
Prolonged sleep depravation can be lethal. Sometimes I think we got the betaversion of a brain High energy consumption and horrendous downtimes
@keithsinter5611
@keithsinter5611 3 жыл бұрын
And dont get me started on the bugs and glitches in the OS I mean, why is the "Enter a room and forget why you entered it in the first place" bug still not patched out?!
@stealthbrawler
@stealthbrawler 3 жыл бұрын
@@keithsinter5611 that process is mostly due to the organic computer having multiple tabs open at once. If the brain has several ongoing thoughts, ideas and processes all functioning simultaneously, somw functions may be slowed down or crash entirely. It can also be a RAM issue.
@keithsinter5611
@keithsinter5611 3 жыл бұрын
@@stealthbrawler Ohhhhh! Thats where the random music comes from!
@voicetest6019
@voicetest6019 3 жыл бұрын
Krill would be utterly terrified of hummingbirds and their torpor then.
@discountpotato5680
@discountpotato5680 3 жыл бұрын
Huh, never occured to me that other species might not know what a "sleep" is
@An_Ian
@An_Ian 3 жыл бұрын
given how common it is on earth however I find it unlikely we are in the minority on this however convergent evolution and all that
@KooriKurayami
@KooriKurayami 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it occurred to me that some planet in some star system usually tidal lock on it parent star, so habitable zone should be in the middle between the side that facing to it parent star and the side it facing away, so all the time life form there will be exposing them self to sunlight all the time so sleep or this kind of construct should be completely differently compare to lifeform here on earth. I just read some article that this kind of construct sleep like hibernating like we have is so ancient and connected to our sunlight cycle here on earth.
@mreeeee8426
@mreeeee8426 3 жыл бұрын
"Sleep is just a free sample of death with a timer." -The Invinsible Camera Man
@joshadams5602
@joshadams5602 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing unrealistic adbout this, is the lack of a night watch making sure nothing goes wrong while everyone is sleeping.
@joshuabohn9429
@joshuabohn9429 3 жыл бұрын
I think that's krills job now lol
@axeldesaintalbin4922
@axeldesaintalbin4922 3 жыл бұрын
hmm ... imagine trying to explain dreams and nightmares to a species that doesn't sleep ... i guess if they equate sleep to death then dreams really must be like the light at the end of the tunnel "those who have managed to return from the brink report seeing terrible visions of reality stitched together in terrible configurations" : putting dreams into a whole new perspective
@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 жыл бұрын
« Yeah, we call those dreams. The good ones anyway. »
@taitano12
@taitano12 3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like Krill comes from a tidally locked planet where the habitable ring is always day, ranging from morning/evening on the day side to various levels of twilight on the night side. The center of each side would be uninhabitable; with only temporary visits. Such a world would likely not have sleep cycles.
@Witchtheif89
@Witchtheif89 3 жыл бұрын
You're telling me not a single person on that ship snores? That's the hardest thing to believe
@alexanderthegreat6682
@alexanderthegreat6682 3 жыл бұрын
Krill probably didn't recognize the sound and thought it was just part of the white noise of the ship
@Witchtheif89
@Witchtheif89 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderthegreat6682 Or maybe we snore at frequencies Krill couldn't pick up
@leyrua
@leyrua 3 жыл бұрын
"Humans are so violent that they even snarl at you it while they are dying!"
@alexanderthegreat6682
@alexanderthegreat6682 3 жыл бұрын
@@leyrua this reminds me of a book series I'm reading called Skyward where humanity is quarantined on a handful of prison worlds because they were deemed too agressive.
@leyrua
@leyrua 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderthegreat6682 You might enjoy "Deathworlders", where a human gets shot by a space pirate, but before his friend can even have a chance to mourn, the guy gets back up with a bruise like he's been pelted with a baseball, rips the pirate's arm off and proceeds to beat him to death with it. Turns out that most species have the durability of glass bones and smoked salmon muscles. If they fired weapons with stronger recoil, they would shatter their own arms. When they interview the human afterward, they demand to know where he got the illegal combat stimulant he was doped up on. "Illegal- are you talking about _adrenaline?"_
@neenm4299
@neenm4299 3 жыл бұрын
This is for the algorithm and for the narrator! My sleep record is 17h. My father's is 27h, he was in the army and was on watch duty during the war.
@PlagueRunner
@PlagueRunner 3 жыл бұрын
11 days 43min 16 seconds is mine then I past out and woke up 16 hours later fresh as a daisy
@martisendrell9305
@martisendrell9305 3 жыл бұрын
Three days and I don’t recommend it on a regular basses.
@tehs3raph1m
@tehs3raph1m 3 жыл бұрын
@@PlagueRunner that would be a world record, odds are there were microsleeps you didn't notice during that time
@PlagueRunner
@PlagueRunner 3 жыл бұрын
@@tehs3raph1m naw i made sure to record my self no microsleeps, I past out by the 11th day the 8th day I couldn't do basic math took me 3 pieces of paper to work out 2+4
@Jpx0999
@Jpx0999 3 жыл бұрын
My Record was for 43 hours I dint sleep in 3 days before that for.... Reasons
@jaslynlee4405
@jaslynlee4405 3 жыл бұрын
"unmoving" So your're saying kicking people in your sleep is rare? I actually sleepwalked to the bathroom once so if I was there I might have been kicking or walking around lifelessly asking for my mom. Edit: If the ship was like 60 degrees or more I would have my shirt/dress up while im sleeping
@bubbykins4864
@bubbykins4864 3 жыл бұрын
For that matter, how did they not get at least one snorer on there?
@copperflame5070
@copperflame5070 3 жыл бұрын
Snoring, sure; however, if you catch someone before REM sleep (i.e. the point where dreams happen), they're not moving. Twitching and the like only happens during that phase, iirc, and that's a good hour or so after you initially fall asleep.
@HubiKoshi
@HubiKoshi 3 жыл бұрын
Sleepwalking... And so Krill was introduced to Zombies!
@misterdayne2792
@misterdayne2792 3 жыл бұрын
@@HubiKoshi I am loving the mental image of Krill meeting a walking corpse just wandering the darkened halls of the ship.
@johntaco861
@johntaco861 3 жыл бұрын
@@HubiKoshi I wish that was added in there, that would’ve been hilarious
@Benzilla089
@Benzilla089 3 жыл бұрын
"Lying as in death" *several loud snores* "Ah yes, the familiar death snores that other species are known to make"
@Ben_Kimber
@Ben_Kimber 3 жыл бұрын
Just wait until they find out about hibernation, which is quite common here. Or even better, wood frogs, which allow themselves to freeze and thaw with their surroundings in the winter, experiencing no adverse affects when they thaw. If I remember correctly, they have a way of increasing the sugar levels in their blood so it doesn't freeze. Other than blood and maybe a couple of other necessary functions, they freeze solid for months at a time, then thaw and hop around like it's nothing.
@jayzenstyle
@jayzenstyle 3 жыл бұрын
Well, they did label our planet Earth as a class-A death world. They would be surprised but they don't expect less from a death world.
@sonuva2003
@sonuva2003 3 жыл бұрын
Humanity fuck yeah indeed.
@SlenD.Hunter
@SlenD.Hunter 3 жыл бұрын
Sleep is just Death: the demo
@horsemumbler1
@horsemumbler1 3 жыл бұрын
A ship with >20 crew but no watch/watch/watch cycle seems a little implausible. Why don't they have locks?
@diamondwillow1191
@diamondwillow1191 3 жыл бұрын
Lots of inconsistencies with the early stories for this author. They get a lot better as the stories continue
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 3 жыл бұрын
@@diamondwillow1191 I figured it was a utopia story, lol!
@leia3618
@leia3618 3 жыл бұрын
"The humans had been terrifying, but they had also been friendly, smiling at him with their sharp teeth" Me: hahaha! You think our teeth are sharp! Hahaha! Wait until you see a jaguar's teeth!
@taitano12
@taitano12 3 жыл бұрын
Someone brings a dog who sees Krill and thinks "BALL!!!"
@Kneb587
@Kneb587 3 жыл бұрын
This is a very weird ship, unless it's basically the Serenity with a crew of about 5, there should be someone awake at all times, the various watches just rotate when they sleep
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 3 жыл бұрын
Its also a ship called the USS Stabby, so these aren't exactly Earth Alliance N7 Program material
@TecMacRun
@TecMacRun 3 жыл бұрын
Let's reformulate "Humans are space orcs" To "Humans are Nightmarish space orcs, with a smile" It's more fitting in my opinion.
@thereprehensible435
@thereprehensible435 3 жыл бұрын
Gods I love this series. Humans are full of crazy features and traits, but it takes an outside perspective to really appreciate it. Even excluding human-specific stuff, we can even point to the traits of all races on our world... And those aspects we have in common with them might be absurd or rare outside of our own world. And this series? It perfectly highlights it, shows us in a bad-ass light we'd never recognize for ourselves.
@alecbader7433
@alecbader7433 3 жыл бұрын
Going without sleep is very interesting; it only takes a day and a half or so for genuine psychosis to set in. Hallucinations, muddled thinking, mood swings, you name it - and all completely temporary. Even going to the brink of what is survivable in terms of sleep deprivation leaves no lasting impact on someone, as long as they don't make it a regular occurance. But loose just a little sleep every night, and you WILL see damage done over time. If you ever want to know what some of the symptoms of psychosis are like, just pull a true all-nighter and keep at it until the next night. I experienced a lot of visual hallucinations of people walking past windows and shadows moving, which I found pretty cool, but decided enough was enough when I casually saw a moth fly out of my phone screen. I wouldn't want to be one of the people the US government tortures with sleep deprivation in Guantanamo, that's for sure.
@dapple33
@dapple33 3 жыл бұрын
If that scares them, then how about the various forms hibernation and torpor.
@Siathuan
@Siathuan 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody tell Krill about the Russian Sleep Experiment; poor guy would be scared to death.
@stm7810
@stm7810 3 жыл бұрын
That was great, yeah, sleep is good, it's a free trial of death.
@bassyxgrelle8659
@bassyxgrelle8659 3 жыл бұрын
Sleep is a trial run of death, its why I like it so much
@dreamwolf7302
@dreamwolf7302 3 жыл бұрын
i enjoy these little tidbits. In college, we often went on this wild tangent with the Cellular Biology Professor and the Sociology-Psychology Professor. It was determined, by a pretty much unanimous vote that the five things Aliens would find most disturbing about humans would be. 1) Sleep. Even among the other creatures of Earth, humans are among only a dozen or so species that dream. And the only one among those that sleeps more than 4 hours at a time. 2) Monogamy. While largely considered a Social Behavior, its deeply rooted into our DNA, to seek a single partner as we age, while seeking multiple when first reaching sexual maturity. Outside of birds a few fish, and handful of mammals, no other animals do this. And no other animal with comparable intelligence does this at all. Its likely an alien race would have a polyamory style culture, with couplings being rare, and mostly short lived. 3) Year Round Sexual Fertility in both males and females. This is actually a weird thing among most predators, because winter means a lack of food to care for a newborn. Its far more likely an alien race that found us, would have a regular period of fertility, rather than simply being fertile all the time. 4) Our diets. We essentially carbon-coat our food with heat. While this is still something other evolved species might do, its unlikely to be a mainstay, and more of a process used for special meals and treats.They would probably eat raw meat and veggies, and view cooking as something weird. 5) Our hairlessness. We live on a planet that is actually on the cooler side, believe it or not, for planets in the 'Goldilocks Zone'. Given that, most aliens coming to earth would expect our planet to be blazing hot all the time, across all livable landmasses, if all they had to go on was a human specimen, without clothing on.
@stealthbrawler
@stealthbrawler 3 жыл бұрын
Monogamy isn't one I'd like to throw in as in the US only 6/1000 men are choosing marriage anymore, paternity fraud is on the rise (out of 90 000 paternity tests about 30 000 confirmed that the male partner was not the father) and our current culture is tipping far more towards the polygamous and polyamourous lifestyle. This is due to the revelation of condoms, safe sex im general, abortion and current divorce laws where it id encouraged for women to divorce to get half a dudes shit and keep the kids. Monogamy isn't going to be a social norm for much longer under the current behavior, especially when you consider that cultures outside of western culture encourage polygamous and polyamoury far more with multiple marriages, wives, and such being a cultural norm for them and with the mix of cultures Monogamy will decrease in popularity even more once these ideas are introduced. Monogamy only survives when there is no reward to breaking it, and when the dating market is low, and with the advent of social media, there is a high supply and a high demand, meaning only the best of the best get their pick and why should they settle for one person. All the rest, great points, but Monogamy is decreasing in commonality as society goes on.
@dreamwolf7302
@dreamwolf7302 3 жыл бұрын
@@stealthbrawler Not sure where you got your 6/1000, figure, but while monogamy is the decline, its more like 60% of men seeking monogamous lifestyles. Marriage has little to do with monogamy. the Drop in marriage popularity is a sure thing, but thats not because men seek poly-relationships. 86% of men polled in the US state they prefer only having a single partner for long term relationships. Compared to only 54% of women. It was actually an interesting study/poll, because the researchers went in expecting the opposite. As for the many reasons men in the states have for not wanting to be married, well thats a given. Our given society sat on a pendulum, and was swung in favor of the males of the species for so long, we are now over compensating in favor of the females of the species. Things will eventually even out. Also, the only thing i can find on this paternity test claim is study that used the results of paternity testing, in custody battles, which given the nature of these kinds of lawsuits, would definitely skew the results. you could compare it to using a trailer park as your information source on the racial demographics of drug use. All other information i can find that even touches the subject, says that around 42% of men cheat on their spouses, and around 68% of women cheat, with around 71% of divorces leading to the discovery of infidelity through DNA testing of the a child.
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic Жыл бұрын
The percentage of paternity tests is misleading. Know why? You don't get them unless you suspect something. .6% getting married? Yeah youre an incel, great self own. But hey have friends to hang out with for social crap and go to brothels or sex clubs and call it done.
@LtCWest
@LtCWest 3 жыл бұрын
And then Krill hasnt even done brain scans during the REM phase yet, when brain activity literally goes through the roof! ^^
@gnightkite2486
@gnightkite2486 3 жыл бұрын
"Various poses of distress" LMAO
@genghiskhan6809
@genghiskhan6809 3 жыл бұрын
The thought that there could be sapient species that don’t need sleep scares me
@windbeneathmywings4884
@windbeneathmywings4884 3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry. Their cortical tissue cant survive damage like ours can. If you're scared just bonk em on the head and they can sleep too. Oh wait...
@Komyets
@Komyets 3 жыл бұрын
@@windbeneathmywings4884 What a human thing to say XD
@demondeity9816
@demondeity9816 3 жыл бұрын
I love how poetic these are lol
@lancethewisp1097
@lancethewisp1097 3 жыл бұрын
Show them people who survived having meta poles stab through their brain, show them hibernation for wood frogs
@joshuabohn9429
@joshuabohn9429 3 жыл бұрын
I think that's how krill met the captian if I remember correctly
@xXSpaceMexicanXx
@xXSpaceMexicanXx 3 жыл бұрын
"Sleep is the cousin of death, my dear squid"
@glitch5521
@glitch5521 3 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie. I thought we were one of the weakest species. Only making up for it with our “intelligence” which is superior to most of all other animals. But at least now I know we are kinda special, other than our brain. But I would still like a tale.
@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget stamina.
@TheInstinctWithinV2
@TheInstinctWithinV2 3 жыл бұрын
"Taunting the darkness" absolutely slayed me for some reason.
@a26lolhart
@a26lolhart 3 жыл бұрын
It's interesting to think about how sleep is basically almost dying to conserve energy and basically process information, heal, etc in a low energy state. So low you are unconsious.
@alecLogan
@alecLogan 3 жыл бұрын
So what I gather is that the phrase “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” is legitimately more accurate the other way around.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
"The humans need death to survive"
@nef36
@nef36 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, a golden opportunity to have someone snore was sorely missed
@jlokison
@jlokison 3 жыл бұрын
Freelance ships run differently than others might, a military one would have three shifts. Battle stations are not manned constantly because it cuts into sleep cycles. While one shift works on maintenance, navigation and sensor observations. the other two will relax and sleep, so until actual battle, about one third of the crew is sleeping. Once battle is engaged all systems are fully manned with backup stations for redundancy also manned. A species that doesn't sleep as we do might have smaller ship crews for similar missions but would not be able to suddenly change available personnel in emergencies either.
@latrodectusmactans7592
@latrodectusmactans7592 3 жыл бұрын
One of the problem with fiction like Mass Effect is how humans are always the “medium”. The base that other species are built off. So it’s fun to see the examples where we’re the weird outlier.
@6Qubed
@6Qubed 3 жыл бұрын
the most unrealistic part of this story is how the entire crew of a ship is going to sleep at the same time, rather than taking shifts to maintain the ship's operation
@ximec.r.2643
@ximec.r.2643 3 жыл бұрын
I am so showing these videos to a friend who loves sci-fi, you lady, got another subscriber.
@BattleBorn117
@BattleBorn117 3 жыл бұрын
I've only recently discovered this series of videos but I love the absolutely unique perspective that is offered here. I love your work and I applaud your creativity, bravo @DiamondWillow !
@Captain_p0wer
@Captain_p0wer 3 жыл бұрын
Randomly was recommended this by KZfaq. I'm pleasantly surprised. I'm subscribing.
@platinumgames1314
@platinumgames1314 3 жыл бұрын
ok, this is cool from now on I'll be "dancing with Death" instead of sleeping
@diablominero
@diablominero 3 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of the "stoned ape" hypothesis? The idea is that part of what propelled our ancestors toward tool use was consuming magic mushrooms and thereby gaining perspective on their lives.
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite chapters.
@MasterTobiification
@MasterTobiification 3 жыл бұрын
It fun to think that we as a species are the one who rest in the most Metal way and we our selfs have stated that sleeping is like getting a sneak peak at death.
@SoulariceJackson
@SoulariceJackson 3 жыл бұрын
this is the type of thing that should be on tv. it very well done. good wrighting and an ingineus idea
@thescholarsjourney661
@thescholarsjourney661 3 жыл бұрын
I'd LOVE to see what he thinks about us casually discussing our dreams. "I had another dream about shooting fire out of my hands, do you think it means anything?" "Nah, we've all had drama where we can do some random magic thing. It'll probably go away in a few weeks." Krill, in the background: *very confused horror*
@mnspstudioful
@mnspstudioful 3 жыл бұрын
This series is one of the best of this genre I've heard (or read myself). Your delivery is great as well.
@TheSp0kesman
@TheSp0kesman 3 жыл бұрын
As I get older, I start to suspect more and more that the 40k version of the future is more accurate than Star Trek or Star Wars.
@septicsauce322
@septicsauce322 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, look at humanity: We are a blind mass, listening to whatever higher power tells us what to do, and if we are told to hate you, we will hate. *cough* Covid, religion, and politics *cough* I even know a few machines so old that it is hard to find manuals for them, and if I do. They're not in English.
@rashakor
@rashakor 3 жыл бұрын
That universe has always been coherent precisely because it describes humanity tendencies far better than the techno-utopian Star Trek or the outright fantasy of Starwars.
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
@@septicsauce322 religion is wielded like a tool too often in history, but anything with that kind of grip would be; it's nice to see more people having their own take or trying to get a meaning out of it as opposed to being fed one.
@septicsauce322
@septicsauce322 3 жыл бұрын
@@henrypaleveda7760 That is true. I was merely using it as a well-known rudimentary example. :)
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
@@septicsauce322 :)
@Skelyack
@Skelyack 3 жыл бұрын
"Squishy Bench" made me laugh, Ive never heard anyone call a bed that before
@danielawesome36
@danielawesome36 3 жыл бұрын
"Sleep is a construct invented by the Jedi," *wheeze* "I don't even know how to spell it!" - Palpatine, probably
@banann_ducc
@banann_ducc 3 жыл бұрын
“Sleep is just death being shy”- extrub1a
@GavinBogie
@GavinBogie 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best humans are space orcs
@Nuuboat
@Nuuboat 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine getting put to sleep before an surgical procedure is something close to what death feels like. One second you are laying on a table getting injected with something, the next several hours have passed and you're in a bed with tubes sticking out. The time in betwen is just "nothingness" it doesnt exist because the "me" didnt exist during that time. During sleep you still have something in your brain, but not during an operation, or at least very little.
@alphamorion4314
@alphamorion4314 3 жыл бұрын
What ARE these...? Just found out about these "Humans are space orcs" stories, and I'm in freaking love with them!
@headachepuppy
@headachepuppy 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to have the most epic night of sleep after this video.
@alexchelu2878
@alexchelu2878 3 жыл бұрын
I've just started watching these videos and I LOVE THEM, subbed, gonna go watch them all!
@paulschumacher4308
@paulschumacher4308 3 жыл бұрын
This is the 1st thing I have ever seen from this channel and it is the coolest thing I have ever heard. I will be curious to watch the rest of your videos.
@erikagehm2805
@erikagehm2805 3 жыл бұрын
It's fun seeing ourselves through the eyes of others.
@MagiRaz
@MagiRaz 3 жыл бұрын
Thats...strangely comforting.
@Thkaal
@Thkaal 3 жыл бұрын
Pierce Anthony wrote three books in the 90s basically explaining how humans are space Orcs for 3 entire books
@Crow15891
@Crow15891 Жыл бұрын
I think about this story every time I try to sleep just the way you told it and the way they wrote it was so impactful I struggle alot with staying asleep constantly waking up and going back to sleep so I dream a lot and it’s helps me deal with it all mentally to imagine my self dancing with death each time I rest
@AnnoyD
@AnnoyD 3 жыл бұрын
It's so refreshing to get to know the reaction to sleeping from a completely different point of view of one who is completely alien to the mere concept. The more I think about it the more it is apparent that it is quite unusual. But I guess it is a human thing to be able to sympathize with even a fictional being.
@ATSucks1
@ATSucks1 3 жыл бұрын
3:07 the yawn description. Did you yawn? Freaking frak yawns are contagious!
@diamondwillow1191
@diamondwillow1191 3 жыл бұрын
Haha fun fact, I did in fact yawn during the recording after reading that
@julienceaser4018
@julienceaser4018 3 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit this comment made me yawn.
@Ginfeldi
@Ginfeldi 2 жыл бұрын
"Their species draws energy from death" thats the most metal thing i heard someone say when talking about sleeping
@lordpfeiffer8490
@lordpfeiffer8490 3 жыл бұрын
I want all these types of videos complied into a ship log for this poor alien I keep finding and losing this videos.
@bananamuffiin9869
@bananamuffiin9869 3 жыл бұрын
ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just love it and this channel!!! im like now two episodes new but i already love this channel!!!!!!
@courier6402
@courier6402 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure on a ship of this scale they would have a night crew but also maybe every one all agreed to prank Kirll as a sort of right of passage.
@zacgarcia9082
@zacgarcia9082 3 жыл бұрын
The more I listen to these the more I think if would be a blessing or a nightmare we meet another species that descended from mammals
@PedroShaPe
@PedroShaPe 3 жыл бұрын
Just found these series of videos! They're absolutely BRILLIANT! I'm loving them!!
@freakyskull516
@freakyskull516 2 жыл бұрын
a whole crew sleeping together and not a one snores amazing~
@vigilantmoth7947
@vigilantmoth7947 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, You posted this on my birthday! Thanks. I enjoyed it very much.
@saqvobase4301
@saqvobase4301 3 жыл бұрын
The chain reaction of yawns was neat
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