The funniest part is that the Deathkill guy was probably telling the truth and the real villain of the story is institutionalized negligence. 😅😂

daniel circled through ten accents with just one character. incredible

I love the fact that you only had to pull back your hair with hair product to show that he's the bad guy

The guy was just trying to heal. This prejudice against us good folks from evil house has gone too far

The four learning types of magical children must be accommodated: brave, smart, evil, and miscellaneous. Everyone knows this.

“Great, now there’s blood and brains all over the place. What are we going to do about that?” “Don’t worry, one of our slaves will clean it up.” “Wait, you have slaves here?” “It’s fine, they’re a race of naturally subservient creatures who like being enslaved. It would actually be cruel to free them.” “Uh... ok. Nothing wrong with that, nothing at all.”

A South African and a vaguely Eastern European in the same magic school with an American teacher, I wanna hear the backstory behind this

"50 points to the evil house" Slytherin lore in 2 seconds

An the moral of the story is: All your problems can be fixed by popping someones head off. Classic childrens book.

The subtle cleaning of the blackboard got me.

I think about that constantly. How is a spell that jellifies your bones not illegal

_Steven Dogooder and the Deeds of Evolhouse_ was always the best of the series to me. I know people think Book 4, _Steven Dogooder and the Gnome Traders_ , was the best, what with the 15 page song the gnomes sing about how they love being enslaved, but Book 5 always seemed to have the most catharsis in its climax to me.

Jake's hair and beard do make him a good wizard teacher.

The accent is impeccable. 10/10 acting. Give this man an Oscar.

You can't convince me that Zaxagoth wasn't going to cure that guy's injured hand before he had his head exploded.

Reminds me of the time i ran a magic school style dnd campaign, and literally just had houses Goode, Evel, Bowring, and Naerd. Everyone in the world just knew that house Evel was evil and helping the BBEG. But they just sort of treated it like an unavoidable nuisance. "Ah, that Evel house, always upto their evil mischiefs. Evel be Evel" Everything was super on the nose. Evil student would do this evil monologue in class, and the when the players reacted the teachers would be like "why are you guys overreacting?!" Was so fun

As someone who is about to start a DND campaign based at a magic school (but more like an Ender's Game kind of school), this is very insightful to what my players are going to do

This is why the Circle series by Tamora Pierce is the best. The kids only learned dangerous experimental magic by accident and the instant the teachers figure that out they’re like “Oh HELL no.” and immediately go about ensuring that their kids don’t develop nukes for hands.

Funny thing is, in a way this is what happened with Snape (and a bunch of other Slitherins I imagine), where he was isolated and bullied as a result of being in the ''evil house'' which ended up pushing him further into the ''loving'' arms of his housemates, where he actually became evil. Treat someone like a monster for no reason, and they'll give you a reason.

I’m a linguist who specializes in the forbidden language, and all he was saying was “Ouchie ouchie go away! Heal up fast and do not stay!” The poor kid was only meaning to help his professor’s morale, but the student with the superiority complex from Sphinxwindow killed him. Sphinxwindow students always think they’re superior to Evolhouse students (Evol being the savior king who freed us from the tyranny of the Sphinxes) that half that deaths in this school is Sphinxwindow students killing Evolhouse students in “self-defense”. Self defense from what? A spell that makes your hair two inches longer? Do you know how many heads have exploded because of overreactions to minor pranks?

I appreciate the Professor denying responsibility at the end. “Who know how he could’ve learned the spell? The spell is not written on my board, and it never was written on my board”

Is this Daniel's hot take on Hogwarts Legacy as a whole? XD

I see Daniel went to the Kevin Costner school of Brititsh accents.

I appreciate how something like slicked back hair completely changed Daniel's vibe. Somewhere there's an alternate universe where this is the Daniel making videos. He probably really loves Terry Goodkind's 'work.'

How does Warhammer have safer and more effective magical institutions than Hogwarts?

Because the only thing that can defeat a bad guy with a wand is a good guy with a wand, right? Right? Right?!?! 😭

Not going to lie...when I was skimming through KZfaq, I saw the title of this video and thought it said "Magic School BUS is Horrible" and I almost had to ask someone to hold my beer. 😂😂

The castle in the first shot is called Haarzuilen. It is located close to Utrecht, a city in the Netherlands. I've actually been there a couple of times while attending Elfia, a costume festival! So for anyone wanting to go there at some point, highly recommend.

Meanwhile in Skulduggery Pleasant: Magic School? Never heard of such a thing. All our Sorcerers love teaching their children at home! 9 Books later: Look at this great new invention of ours, a school for magic people!

0:01 I used to give tours in that castle! Did not expect to see it in a Daniel Greene video

I keep hearing “Cast a faba” and I imagine he is invoking the curse that covers his opponent in aquafaba.

We Stan Man carrying thing

If Harry Potter was directed by Taika Waititi.

Daniel becoming anything but British 😭😭

Oh man. This should be a book. A muggle pretending to be a wizard who is a teacher at a magical school for delinquents.

The best duo on the internet

This is why you need to add non-cpmbat spells to the world. If you DM or something they're probably not going to be very useful, or picked up, but realistically spekaing, not ALL the wizards are warriors. Although I imagine having the equivalent of a bazooka on your team in medival times is pretty nifty.

what a perfect collab! Makes me remember fondly when I hoped to be selected for an extremely lethal magic school!

Deathkill, close cousins to the Killgraves I'm sure.

The thing the man is carrying is the burden of guilt. 🤣

Woah Daniel, didn't know you were British, that accent is just so good😂😂

A nice surprise as I listen to the sorcerers stone audiobook after like 19 years

"... Why is *that* not the killing curse?" My feelings about the new game in a nutshell lol So much fuss about "the unforgivable killing curse"; professor we just killed like 50 goblins, some slashed cleanly in half after being frozen solid, threw a couple off a cliff, one got to experience the life of a red barrel before I used his now volatile guts to kill one of his compatriots, I also summoned ancient lighting upon one and he literally just vaporized before my eyes. And it's not like the characters pretend they were just "defeated" or something, everyone constantly rebels in the joy of having killed and the killing potential of the spells is clearly shown, there is literally a Hiroshima-like shadow of the dead student that casted Bombarda for the first time. If anything, Avada Kadabra sounds like the merciful option (ok, rant over)

That was so good 😂😂😂

Naomi Novik's Scholomance handled this really well. No houses. Not even teachers. The school was deadly and full of demons trying to eat the students with a 50% survival rate. But that was okay because the outside world only had a 10% survival rate. (Once wizards reach maturity they're powerful enough the natural threats leave them alone, but until then they're constant targets and the school provides SOME protection for that.) And the main character, a girl prophecized to destroy the world who has insane destructive magic, hates the chosen one. Not because of prophecy or anything... he's just too damn nice.

Can’t believe that guy sides with Saurondemort…you just can’t trust anyone these days

Always found it hilarious, the idea of Harry Potter but from the perspective of an Ofsted inspector xD

Bro head-popicus takeoff-icus 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying

That was weird. More please.

Absolutely hilarious.

Love your skits

Ah, a video for everyone who realized diffindo could take off a head and reducto's basically a rocket launcher.

Castle De Haar is not a magic school.. yet

To be fair, if I knew spell to pop peoples heads it would basically be all I did. All day. Every day.

Avada kedavra, the most human killing to exist? Unforgivable Bombarda, a spell that blows you to pieces? Fine.

May I please recommend scholomancer

This professor is carrying things... and I think it's the guilt of having lost too many students due to teaching them how to murder. But if he doesn't teach them head-popicus takeoff-icus, how can they defend themselves from Saurondemort 🤷🏼

Lol this something I talk about in my 👀... Magic school series. There's a death curse but it has to be taught exactly how to use it. Not just cast and kill. But so many other spells can be used to kill someone if one gets clever enough. Which is why my magic system is intent based and therefore has a way to see if.... say... a levitation spell was used with intent to drop someone 100 feet onto The concrete lol. That's murder with a benevolent spell

that was crazyyyyyy 😂😮😮😮I laughted out loud at the end! 😅

This explains the slicked back hairstyle you had in a previous video 😂

Thank you for showing us what a class in the black tower was like

Think of the children!

This is why I'd prefer Roke over any other wizard school: the magic system punishes you for being a little shit and the teachers actually... well, don't make an absolute balls of things. If it weren't for the tuition fees,I'd also put forward the University from Kingkiller.

Kasteel De Haar in the Netherlands!

This was absolutely hilarious. You should turn it into as series like the magic in the moder world one.

I appreciate you not mentioning the thing! Here have some engagement, friend!

World building!

Head popicus Takeofficus is a useful spell

The true Voldemort origin story

Plot twist the guy was just choking 😅

man, i love you, you made me laugh so hard

This was magical.

Literally LOL at the end 🤣

I missed skits, this made me chuckle.

Nice video daniel

@Daniel Greene would be in Slytherin

Challenge: show this to 10 people who think Harry Potter is the only fantasy series.

I'm the hiphopapotamus, headpopicus takeofficus!

This is what happens when you don't wear safety glasses when pouring ambient temperature water.

of course it had to be Steven

My friend asked me what I was playing and I told them, Hogwarts, Goblin/Poacher Murder School. I am very curious what my kill count is. 🤔

You don't save the school You muder someone 😅

What makes Differently Morphous a fantastic novel is that it deconstructs how shitty magic schools are.

This is fucking amazing on so many fucking level. Where this man fucking Oscar at?

😂

I love magic schools my only problem with it is everything with a magic school is compared to Harry Potter no matter what I know Hogwarts is like the magic school but it's annoying

Save some accents for the rest of us, please!

Dang daniel looking goo- oh my god his head just exploded!!! Lolo👍

Harry Potter is a wee bit silly sometimes

LOVE IT!

Solid go at being topical while avoiding setting off the psychos, I hope it works out. Also funny, funny helps.

And this is why... I cannot work my head around magic schools xD For the whimsy, yeah, I buy for escapism. But put logic in into whimsy, well, you get this scenario

Fantasy school. We don't give a damn about the students!

Impeccable rah accent

I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂 Sauron-demort 😂😂😂

I think you just lost all of your British listeners

This was big funny

These are all terrible accents. . . I love it

OSCAR WINNING PERFORMANCES ALL AROUND

0:47 “DID YOU REALLY EVOKING THE YIG’S LINEAGE?!!” Excuse me ,i Know you mean Harry Potter, but this scene remind me Kull of Valusia so much! Thank you sir;)