This week's stats: "ohh my pkcell": 5 "and my duck": 1 1 grit get used: 2 Peel off protective film: 4 "dingus": 3 "AAA": 1 finger snaps: 15 headphones stressed out: 5 (+1 kill) "can you believe no-one wanted this?": 1 Mojo: freaked out

A pepsi max-themed mp3 player with Barbie Girl on it is probably one of the most 90s things ever

I just noticed, that that Kellogg's bootleg nano had an E-Book option. Imagine reading a book, on that tiny, low resolution, low quality screen. It's hard enough reading on a phone in a car, but imagine being in the back seat of a car, reading a book on this tiny 1 inch screen. Now that's what I call hard mode!

His laugh at 2:40 is why I maintain this is the best channel on KZfaq. He’s literally happiest guy in the world when destroying awful headphones.

The touch me is a silent cry for affection

If I ever become a millionaire, or somehow get enough money, I will buy Craig, and turn it into a genuine audiophile brand

There's some kind of symbolism in the fact that the army mp3 player already had the battery inside, making a bigger mess than it needed to when it corroded.

These MP3s back in 07 were amazing to just have around. The fact that we could take music in such a small device that could also just stick to your cars stereo was so convenient. As a lil thug in the streets, driving in a 1992 blue Corolla with my USB in my radio made me feel as free as Morgan Freeman's friend in that one movie.

This video had everything. The infectious Aussie laughter, generec nuggets, popped earbuds, 1 grit destruction, multiple assaults on pkcell and an original Craig. You've truly outdone yourself.

"Big Companies make the Worst Junk." Thank god Apple is a small, humble company

I love how defeated he sounds sometimes when he goes “aw my pkcell…”

2:08 The Energizer attack was personal

Me and my son whenever we drop ANYTHING in the house: "Aw... my puck cell...."

These are the nugget equivalent of clickbait

11:35 never have i heard a man so furious and lost before than right now

5:12 oh look, headphones my brain INSTANTLY loops back every single headphone stress out I watched on this channel.

I see Kellogg's has moved on from making cereal to chicken nuggets

I can never see or hear the name "Craig" without imitating Dankpods' voice in my head

8:53 Ah yes, a Super Mario Party 3 player. Finally.

LMAO, I had one of the Gatorade-type ones! It was my MP3 player when I was just a kid. They were branded as "Riptunes", and hilariously, they had more storage than both of the ones you showed combined. Yeah, so basically I just used it as flash storage for my middle school documents.

Some of my favorite moments: 1. Bepis-Pod 2. Gatorade-Pod 3. DIABLO'S FIRST KILL 4. US Army-Pod Earbuds' death by Diablo 5. CRAAIG (Proceeds to chant 'CRAIG' over and over very loudly)

Dankpods: KMON KILL ONE ALREADY the diablo: kills one Dankpods: What a beautiful performance mate!

3:50 This kinda hits different at the end of 2021 knowing what's going on...

I love the fact that you make a point of recording each audio player's "confirmed kills"

man, his crazy scientist laugh in the background while he is torturing the life away from the headphones is just amazing

I remember when I was a kid, my mum got me a box of Kelloggs cereal which promised to give me a spoon straw. Turns out, my box didn't come with one, so we had to contact their support team to receive one with a formal apology along side it. If they can't do that, of course they couldn't create a good nugget.

I've doscovered this channel 2 months ago. One of the best tech channels I've seen. You are very professional and funny at the same time. Keep up the good work!

I like to imagine that all of these e-waste tier nuggets come from the exact same factory and for some reason I can't think of it by any other name than Shenzhen Chabuduo

R.I.P Chord Mojo 2019 - 2021

The guy who invented cereal, John Harvey Kellogg, tried to make it as unpleasant as possible because he thought that the happier you were the shorter you’d live. At last, 77 years after his death, Kellogg has achieved his goal, although with an MP3 player rather than granola.

damn even Scarlet Fire killing nuggs before headphones have a chance to get blown up

5:03 the cable he was plugging it into was unplugged lol no wonder it wasnt working

"aww my pkcell" has become part of my daily vocabulary. whenever i bump something or drop something i instinctively say it

Never before have I actually rooted for headphones to randomly fail so hard.

I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.

13:00 Sounds like an a.m. talk show

"MY PKCELL!" is gotta be one of my favorite DankPods quote ever.

I love how you reassured the audience that these e-waste are gonna get recycled properly. That put me to ease.

Hey man I know you probably won’t see this but thanks to you I’ve rediscovered the early 2000’s and I’ve actually gotten into finding old iPods and trying to give them a good home. I miss 2008-2011, those were the days

Rewatching this specific video over and over from time to time NEVER gets old! “Oh, my PKCell!” honestly makes me say it with him every single time one falls! He’s one of the best content creators that I’ve discovered this year! I congratulate Wayde for being the content creator that can make me laugh when others can’t! Edit: Legitimately, whenever a new nugget vid comes out, I shake and bounce around like an excited little kid about to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning! He’s just that funny and amazing! I’m not a patron, but I still love his videos regardless!

"It just died on me" - full US army expirience, huh

"Heeyundae", always cracks me up

who else saw the one nugget say bye-bye and then showed the unicorn? really a good analogy for these nuggets tbh lmao (13:19)

1:48 “its not like you’re running windows vista or something” *starts running windows vista*

I feel like every country pronounces “Hyundai” differently

i love how he doesnt even try the headphones anymore, he just kills them never change, you lovely australian bastard

8:38 that’s not an MP3 player that’s a vibrator 💀

The way he laughs while destroying the headphones....says something about his personality

The video in a nutshell: Australian man gets fed up with MP3 players, constantly attempts to murder the in headphones using the power of the devil, while dropping his puckcell

2:36 The text says "Sorry this text is upside down, it's an Australian thing." And the funny part is, the text isn't upside down, it's backwards.

2:23 NOOOOO NOT THE MOJO

I swear this guy is too hilarious, he could be reviewing a freaking rock and I would watch it. Literally a fucking legend,keep the good work mate.

"Put em back for the next person, they're only *semi-used*" >Not realizing this is why dirty buds smell like they've already been exploded

-Oh my pkcell... Sunlight enterring the chat pkcell : So you've chosen death.

13:08 - DankPods' voice slowly pitching down

3:19 And if you look closely… *KELLOGG’S*

This dude is proof that it doesn't matter the content as long as u present it in a fun way ppl will watch.

Dank's gonna need a sticker sheet so he can award his bud stressers for every kill.

7:15 those stinkphones came with SanDisk Sansa

0:33 Ah yes, I remember begging my mom for that $20 piece of junk at K-Mart

I found an Automall dealership branded android tablet at Goodwill, it is not limited to mp3 players.

Oh man I had those simple plug in MP3 players hahah, still have on somewhere with the amazing control hahah

It's so weird listening to content creators' old content when they had just started, where their voice is lower pitched and quieter Coming back to this after watching the 2020 Bootleg Bonanza is quite the whiplash

I could’ve guessed that kellogs/general mills abuses their employees just based on the mp3 player alone.

The fact that the AVON MP3 player is the absolute worse is just fitting. Can’t expect more from this absolutely disgusting MLM.

"The mp3 player immediately died, recruitment officer." "No, the mp3 player simply lived for the military and gave its life in the line of duty."

As a kid, my family barely had enough money to get Ipods or nice music players, so I got 0:42 one of these as a birthday gift from my parents. I still have it to this day, thanks for the throwback. :D

At around 11:24 he found out what military grade equipment meant

About 15 years ago a relative asked my aunt what would I want for my birthday, the options were: an mp3 player (definitely a nugget btw) or a blow dryer. My aunt told them blow dryer and I whined because I wanted an mp3 player soo bad. I still have that blow dryer and it works like new, I doubt I could say the same for the nugget.

I can't believe Hallmark don't sell a "Congratulations on your first kill" card.

My mum used to own one of the cookie cutter MP3s with usb. The only thing it had on it was a recording of her nan talking, as she had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and was projected to lose speech in a few years. Fast forward to around a year before she died, she was non verbal, wouldn’t really do anything, and needed constant care. I found the MP3 in a drawer and begun messing around with it, accidentally wiping everything in it. I didn’t know, but one of my core memories is my mum crying over a blank MP3 and you made me remember that.

11:52 "QC PASS" Hahaha

1:24 I had a job interview for the company that did the rebranding (iclick). I didn't get it but I was kinda glad because the office was real deep in industrial office hell (printing was on the first floor, the offices on the second) and there was something about the prospect of literally being the guys who make plastic corporate freebees that made my tummy feel funny.

When I saw DankPods I clicked faster then it takes to open a iPod with a flat head.

My daily enjoyment of watching and waiting for the one grit to make its move. Always entertaining, never a bad day. Thanks from Texas!

0:25 oh my pkcell

'durasmell: the smell that lasts' I swear that would be a great tag line

“Kellogg’s” *_W H E E Z E_*

Whenever I have trouble speaking I would speak in a British accent (I have two speech impediments), but now after your videos, I just speak with an Aussie accent and I can't stop.

The maniacal laughter as he kills the buds gets me everytime lmao

I went through like 50 nano rip offs because my parents still thought it was still “saving money” vs buying an actual nano and being done with it...

I'm quite worried, my cat accidentally (Or at least i hope so) stomped on my balls and the only words that came up to my mind were "my pkcells"

Thank you for these videos. You always brighten my day. I appreciate the enthusiasm.

rip Mojo 1 you served us well

2:16 I guess you could say... The Duracell should be *charged* with *battery*

A soul: how do you open packages? Another soul: box cutter Other soul: scissors Dankpods: G R I T T I N G

i can't possibly imagine the horror those MP3 players were facing when they were waiting their turn to be exposed to the burn-music! damn scary af

I found this channel, and ohh boy I'm addicted 🤣. Your content really saves me from my lockdown. Thanks

Kelloggs HQ (probably): "can i have a promotion?" "no, but you can have a kelloggs mp3"

2:43 the horrendous buzzing coupled with maniacal cackling is a *M O O D*

The way he laughs devilishly when he kills the earphones gets me every time 😂

I think that Kelloggs one is why their workers are striking

"Durasmell the smell that lasts" sounds like a motto for when ur dad takes a dump and the entire bathroom smells like a dumpster

This kinda reminds me of the Gameboys with just random logos on them and they were just called whatever emblem they slapped on them.

I'm so glad I found your channel! You are amazing!

0:38 Holy shit my very first MP3 ! So many good memories with this little nugget, thank you for the nostalgia ! :)

"SD expansion slot included!" That's a _feature_ in most high end smartphones these days and not even all of them have that. Craig just flexed on all of us.

I'm convinced you're just the Aussie audiophile equivalent of Life of Boris

DankPods: "What does three mean?" Frank the Snake: "Everything's okay, but that I wouldn't say no to a sausage roll in a tiny rat suit."

the stinky phones sound like those buzzing magnets from every gift shop in existence.