For too long we have only sacrificed sound quality for convenience. Finally we have a product that sacrifices both.

I sometimes like to imagine that this dialogue is actually just a voiceover, and the footage is just him waving his hands around like a madman in silence.

I love how when they made their fake "real life testimonials" they just googled a list of names that start with J and picked 3 that sounded good to them and then went with it lmao. Thanks Jacob, Jenna, and Jerome for your contributions.

Imagine getting ACTUAL headphones that produce their own sound, from a well known company, at a physical store, for half the price. Mind. Blown.

I keep hearing him say “ovaries” instead of “over ears”

I feel like they shouldn't be legally allowed to market these as "headphones." If anything, they're earbud holders

Sometimes I like to imagine the smells that putting bootleg AirPods in the Zaanu’s would create

That comment on the washing machine is no joke, I put my earbuds in my jean pockets and forget to take them out sometimes. I washed my earbuds and they work fine

I want to buy these so I can put my AirPods in them so I can finally live out my dreams of having AirPod Maxes

I hope at some point we can get a sound test where he plays the entire song and switches between every pair of headphones he has

As a scale modeller, those ejector pin marks (the circles) are normally hidden inside by the molding process. If not it takes maybe a minute to remove them

To my ears these 3rd Gen Air pods are more comfortable compared to the newer Pro version with the soft gel tips. kzfaq.infoUgkxgl8SzyQoymMu-S3V55Dskg5QJ8xr1yCR That said, compared to the 3rd Gen, I notice these do not stay planted in the ear as well. One design issue I think, is you squeeze the stem and click it twice to advance your songs. On 3rd gen you tap the large speaker. The difference is by grabbing the stem each time, you tend to loosen the bud fit in your ear. Not always, but the bud falls out a few times while running. The old tap to change never had that problem for me. I would not have changed that tap function. That said, the newer Pro version sticks in the ear, almost airtight if you want that. I do not like that Airtight fit. So that's why I'd stay with this version as the best trade off of comfort, use, and overall feel.

The intro sequence really did bring a tear to me eye. It truly hit close to home

What's next? Wired Airpods?

these 'headphones' have stuck with me so much that i genuinely had a dream about them last night. and i've only watched this video once

Just picked up both the OneOdio Studio 30's and the Superlux HD681 because of your mention of them during the video (also the skullcandy crusher evos from another). I decided that these would be good entry headphones to learn about the different sounds they can produce, since I haven't listened to many headphones beside for gaming and airpods. Honestly super happy with the purchase and wasn't out of budget either. Sound quality is amazing. Thank you!

When I heard "Ovaries" instead of "Over ears" and then proceeded to slap myself in the face for forgetting the bloke is Aussie through and through

me with my $5 dirtybuds i picked up from target on a rainy day: hmm, yes, æüdïœ

The video that introduced me to your channel over a year ago, amazing to see how far you've come from this point!

You could put airpods in there.

Nuraphone: what if over-ears were in-ears? Zaanu: what if in-ears were over-ears?

Dirty Bud Embiggeners? Sounds like a perfectly cromulent idea.

The sennheiser sounds like im in the room and the other one sounds like im hearing it from the restroom down the hall

11:11 guess what, in the future they don't.

It's 2021 and we've finally invented headphoneless headphones this is the future

They aren't even beginner headphones. If these *headphones* were in a race, they would be running backwards.

I accidentally ended up with a random pair of OneOdio headphones (the A71) and I was actually surprised how competent they were across the board. Am I going to be daily driving them over my HD 800 S anytime soon? Of course not lmfao. But they're competently built, packaged, featured, etc. and some actual thought was put into it.

I've been watching your videos so much, KZfaq actually made a "KZfaq Mix" where its just your videos, and this video is the first out of 20!

I'm not even into headphones I just like his personality and jokes

“Mom can I get AirPods Max?” Mom: “no we have AirPod Max at home” Airpods Max at home:

this is like the audio equivalent of the wii steering wheel if the wii steering wheel was shaped like a giant knife so you stabbed yourself everytime you tried to throw an item in fuckin mario kart

This is like hiring a vocalist, only to have them sing over the phone.

When I was like 10 my headphones broke so I had to use apple earbuds. The issue was that at the time my ears were way too small for them so they were really uncomfortable. I ended up taking a cheap broken pair of headphones, ripping the earcups off, putting my earbuds in, and essentially making makeshift zaanus.

They cut so many corners on this it's practically a circle now.

This is the first video of his that I ever watched. Nice to come back and watch it again. Still love that opening bit!

"This is sunscreen not KFC grease I swear" - DankPods, 2021

This channel really puts me back in the mindset of a young teen marveling at the difference between my rattly 2 bucks earbuds from a cheapo store and my first proper set of headphones.

“We are so grateful that you have purchased our *unique* headphones.” *Oh yeah, they’re unique alright.*

I have those One Odio headphones and, while not audiophile, they sound pretty damn good. WAY better than they should for the money. We use them to listen to our final mixes on a more "everyday" type of headphone, and I use them regularly for casual listening, and even during tracking drums since they can play clearly quite loud and are decent at blocking outside noise. Often in sale at Amazon for around 50 bucks Canadian dollars. Definitely worth picking up. Why on earth ANYONE would spend the same on these preposterous earbud holders is beyond me.... But goddamn, I'm glad Dankpods made this video!!😆

I had a pair of A71s from OneAudio as my weapon of choice for ages. I'm surprised you were so nice to the Studio 30s because the A71s were 80-ish bones (CAD) and sounded quite bad. Lows weren't there at all, however that aux jack thing was quite helpful. Recently switched to a pair of Soundcore Q20s for the same price and they're miles better than what I had. It's a crime I didn't know about them sooner.

Those "headphones" are so bad that you can actually hear the difference on the compressed audio 🤣

Those """cans""" sound like when someone near you has their crappy headphones maxxed out.

I did something like this once when i was about 9. I bought a set of earbuds and like shop earmuffs from dollar tree for a whole 2 smackaroos. Made a little cut in them and jammed the buds on in. It was terrible.

Hey dad can we have headphones? No, we have headphones at home. Headphones at home:

One feels like you're in the room with the band, enjoying some champagne and chatting with glamorous people and the other one feels like you're cleaning the toilet during a gala while listening to the music from the ball room.

I have found how to get the same sound as the Embiggeners WITHOUT having to pay $40. Take some dirty birds, put each bud into its own dirty sock, insert it into the ears. This version you don't need to crank up the EQ and you have a use for dirty socks until laundry day.

Superlux headphones are usually overlooked (at least here in my country). I haven’t even seen them in stores here for a long time (bought mine off retail since this was almost a decade ago). Mine served me really well and it was one of the best and cheapest headphones I ever used.

Being suggested this video started me on my journey through the DankPods journey like a year ago. Glad to be here.

It literally sounds like walking through an empty mall.

I love being able to anticipate the points in the song when the "freakish ears on a stand" are going to switch back and forth.

I didn't understand what I was seeing on the thumbnail, now I can't believe what was on the thumbnail

I wonder if you were able to modify them so that they can take the kbears or some better in ears than the apples buds, would it actually make a difference?

These are as effective as someone trying to drain an ocean with a bucket

it's almost impressive that they managed to make headphones that took already bad earbuds and then somehow scooped the mids on them

I was listening through my phone’s internal speaker and I could STILL hear the difference. 💀

If I can hear the difference on my phone speaker, it's bad.

"I need big ovaries not big inneries" Had a stroke trying to find out what that meant

Sounds like putting your phone in a solo cup to “enhance” the phone speaker. But more expensive and with dirty buds

my school has those oneaudio headphones for our film and editing class and you can chain the headphones together so multiple people can hear

I recently bought a pair of Oneodio Studio Pro 10s and the dual port is phoenominal. Both ports work at the same time, so you can use Discord and listen to music on your pc or phone, and also hear your ps4 or switch or whatever. Amazing

This is like the audio version of those "VR headsets" you find at every gas station ever where you just put your phone in it and it's just a trashy gimmic you're over basically an hour later

“I need big ovaries.” - Dank Pods

10:43 actually, they are rebranded Samsun headphones. I forget which model, but a bit of research reveals it.

Amazing that Zaanu is still in business after this video

I don't even care about headphones, this was just hilarious to watch

"these aren't even "headphones" they lack the phone aspect, they're just head, and they're the worst head I've gotten" after typing it out I realise it's a stretch for a joke and I should feel bad, I'll just go sit in a corner and feel bad, have a nice day guys

This was the first video I saw uploaded by you. I started watching all your videos after watching this video. This started it all. KZfaq suddenly recommended this video to me and I remembered that I did not comment on this video. So I had to write all this. Now I am happy.

When I was a kid I had a pair of cheap plastic headphones made with a sort of rubber. They were bright red kids ones and they sounded like earbuds, so they're a direct improvement over these ones for almost 1/4 of the price or something. (I can't remember how much they were as I didn't buy them.) Got some cheap JBL headphones for college. JBL are known as being pretty good for audiophiles. How much were they? Around £20. Yeah, they're made of plastic, but they sound really good and they're well built too. I've had them for about a year now and they still hold up great, compared to some people's SteelSeries headphones which broke at the hinges (fortunately I have never experienced this hell, my 9X's just refuse to turn on/charge for some reason.) Actually, I'd like to get those fixed to be honest, they've been sitting unused for a while now. I think it's something to do with pencil lead as I hadn't had a proper reset pin and used a pencil instead. If anyone knows a solution I'd greatly appreciate it!

"Over ears" American hearing thicc accent: "Ovaries"

Man, another Thursday, another gift from Amazing Aussie Audio man

I had this idea in high school and presented it to my class. It was for a class requirement, basically we all made invention ideas nearly every week.

I started watching in like 2021 and I still watch today. When I started watching you the time just flew by like I start at lets say 14.00 and I stop at 17.00 (I watch for 5 hours sometimes). And when I saw you playing the drums I said: (F*** it I am learning drums now.) I am a huge fan. Thanks for making me play drums.

“Dirty buds, only further away from your ears.”

I genuinely feel sorry for whoever receives these "headphones" as a gift.

i actually got a cheap pair of sound cancelling earmuffs and used to put my headphones in there when i was younger similar to in the video

First rewatch of a comparison section with my meze 99's and hoo boy, those boys make it sound like i had cups over my ears inside my headphones

If you put Airpods in it, then you can have wireless Embiggeners :0

Me: can I have Nuraphones ? Mom: we have Nuraphones at home Nuraphones at home:

seeing him whip out the oneodio studio 30s made me squeal because those are the headphones i'm currently using (they're so much more comfortable than my gaming mic). they're cheap but they're beautiful in their own special way

I would like to see a comparison between earpods with and without them. Like, how much worse are they than just not using them

They wanted to sell headphones but halfway through they realized " Hey we don't know how to make headphones "

"Odio" means "hatred" in portuguese. The "One Hatred".

I had a few pairs of those oneOdio ones. The plastic broke but i got free replacements, so the cheap construction was forgivable. Im using low end sennheisers now which sound pretty great but man those oneOdio ones weren't bad for the price.

Yo. I have the one odios. I got them to play (E) piano quietly at night and it turns out they work with almost everything. I have used them as a gaming headset while waiting for a replacement dongle. Those things are handy as he'll. Sound "ok" too.

It’s a mech suit for the dirty buds.

Note to self: Despite what you hear, he is not saying ovaries... He's saying over-ears

I've got the OneOdio studio pro 50s, they honestly sound amazing and quite wide for a pair of closed backs, but not as wide as the Samson SR850s, I'd prefer those, but it buds me that the rubber stress reliefs are a bit weak and the got weak over like 3-5 months of daily use, so yeah just a thing to look out for if you are getting the superluxs too. it's actually why I got the OneOdios it's because my Samson's rubber stress reliefs are giving up and starting to make static sounds when the cable is disturbed.

Since I break a lot of headphones on accident I always look for cheap ones, but not the ones that look too cheap, so I actually got the oneOdios way before I even watched this video and they haven't broken yet, which is kinda surprising, but makes me keen on buying them again if they do, since they're the best so far

This whole time i kept hearing "Ovaries....ovaries...." until i realized that he was saying "Over Ears". Damn my Eagle ears.

“Waiting for their day in the sun like a fine mayonnaise” is sheer poetry.

I like the earpod enhancers, makes snake jazz really defined

The algorithm keeps trying to get me to watch this again. I wanna say this is nearly the 100th time I’ve seen the thumbnail. And it’s only this video and no other old ones

i love how intense his reviewing is and then the testing music is so chill

iPhone 12 users: “You guys get dirty buds with your phone?”

I discovered the Sony MDR-ZX110s through a character’s costume I was recreating that included these. I was reluctant to buy Sonys because I thought they’d be hella expensive but they were ONLY $25!!! They’re on-ears and the plastic is a little cheap-feeling, but the sound is amazing (they’re definitely better than my Razer Krakens and come close to my Bose QCIIs) and despite them being on-ears, I can wear them all day long and they’re still super comfy! They sound a bit quiet and aren’t good when walking on a busy street (or maybe they ARE good because you can hear your surroundings), but $40 for those Zaanus is so not cheap compared to $25 Sonys! Granted, I paid more like $35 or something because I could only get them internationally, but that’s STILL CHEAPER! (Also, I’m from Australia, so this is in AUD too)

This is the first video I ever saw from dank after it popped up in recommended like a year ago and I’m very grateful for it

Over ears, he's saying over ears. He's not saying what it might sound like, he's saying over ears.

I once bought a pair of earbuds for $10 and some cheap plastic sound reducing ear protectors for another $10 and jammed them together to create cheap isolation headphones. Sounds like I got a better deal that whatever this is.

My first DankPods video. Gods I love this channel

Even with my crappy headphones I can hear the difference