The fact that this mans eats ONLY proteins and fat and is constantly out of breath for no reason stresses me the hell out

Y’all, “our ancestors” did not deprive themselves by choice. If they had the same resources available as we do, there is no way they would choose to sleep on a wooden slab and eat raw meat.

When I was 8 years old I decided to live like our ancestors the apes... so I would eat bananas without pealing them... then I saw a video of gorillas pealing bananas before eating them, and that shattered my whole world.

The ancestral tenet of spending $12,000 a month on steroids

"the kids got nothing to eat because they are simulating a failed hunt" had me dying hahaha

“My kids are eating nothing, they are simulating a failed hunt” lmaooooo

Someone tell him that our ancestors ate roots, and fruit also. You know, that’s what a “hunter gatherer” is.

Imagine a "simulated hunt" is just him buying meat at the grocery store

The Liver King and the Biological Dentist sounds like a villian duo.

“So they will be simulating a failed hunt.” Is KILLING me.

So what we know about this guy: - hates that humans are using fire to cook food - loves to eat liver - holy shit it's the eagle that's punishing Prometheus - he's that eagle

It's wonderful that he puts phones in a faraday cage to protect from the radiation but walks around outside all day without clothes or sunscreen

I really love his wife calling him "The Bear" even though he wants to be called the "Liver King". Reminds me of four year olds wanting to change their name to Firetruck Ninja or some nonsense

Says he eats like “ancestors”; -Doesn’t forage his own nuts, berries, tubers, leaves and fungi. -can’t start a fire to cook his meat. -no videos of him fighting saber tooth tiger.

Biologically, she's a dentist. Metaphorically, she's the liver queen. Theoretically, she's a real human, but realistically, she's an ocelot.

"We don't want any electromagnetic fields in our house" The spinning molten core of the earth : "guess I'll die"

This guy says he does the “ ancestral” life style but he doesn’t know that they knew how to cook with fire

all jokes aside this is why we need to teach kids how to be media savvy so they can spot a scam when they see one

I keep hearing "the liver king" as "deliver king," which just makes me think of him as the world's most jacked mailman

Man's gonna get scurvy never eating any vegetables, then he's gonna be living the pirate life instead of the ancestral life

Danny: “I mean he does sound happy in all of his videos” The Liver King 5 minutes earlier: *wails in despair while lifting 1000-pound weights*

I like the fact that he tells us he sleeps on wood but during the shoutout for mike you can see a queen size bed behind him

The oldest known mattress in history dates back to 77,000 years ago, and was found in the Sibudu Cave in KwaZulu-Natal in Africa. The mattress was composed of layers of reeds and rushes, discovered at the bottom of a pile of compacted grasses and leafy plants used as bedding. This bedding was periodically burned, which researchers believe was meant to limit pests and garbage

Imagine in 200 years people like him will be doing simulated grocery runs

As a historian, this is hilariously ahistorical. I assume he's aiming for like pre-history humans, but also the amount of meat he eats, the wooden uncomfortable bed. It's just funny

17:25 imagin being a little kid visiting for a sleepover and you see your friends dad, this flesh tank, just sitting motionless in the dark on a church pew like some hellish statue

Just here to let Danny know we’re all waiting for his follow up after the Liver King came out as the Steroid King

"Liver King" sounds like a nickname for a man eating cannibal tribe leader

People like this always underestimate how many vegetables ancient humans ate. They're always like "mm yes meat" when our real ancestors were eating every wild plant they could possibly find.

Our ancestors 🤝 anabolic steroids

wow what a healthy, muscular man. it’s impressive he was able to get his body like that without any steroids

Wow! What a great, muscular man who preaches such good values. I really hope nothing bad comes out about him.

Brian’s voice always simultaneously sounds like he’s the most confident person in the world and also like he’s crying for help

I am concerned that he thinks our “ancestors” didn’t eat vegetables.. that was literally a fundamental part of early human’s diets

“Today I’m gonna do what my ancestors used to do, and drop to the floor sobbing and weeping.”

This aged like a fine wine

This man has equal yet violently opposite energy to ThatVeganTeacher. They are clearly natural foes and their battle will be legendary

This dude is the type of person who would not do this unless social media existed.

The liver king just looks like bearded tim allen in a body builder costume

Are you here because you watched the lying king and now you gotta rewatch this one

This guy definitely secretly still believes he’s a werewolf

fascinating he's not like those people that build their own house in the woods and live without modern convenience he just does some uncomfortable things while also living in a mansion its bizarre

although it was obvious he was juicing, it’s funny to rewatch this video knowing the sheer amount of steroids this guy is on

I can't stop audibly laughing like so hard oh my god ten sets of weeping

small child: *is sick, suffers from allergies* their dad: "there is no PASSION, there is no VISION, there is no AGRESSION, there is no fkn MINDSET"

Liver King: "Throw your phone in a garbage can to protect against electromagnetic fields" Also Liver King: *has electricity wired throughout his house*

11:50 the fact it's true 😭 he's made an apology vid for taking steroids

Question for liver king: What brand of protein powder did our ancestors use? Also what is the best ancestral protein shake recipe?

I took “biological dentist” as, his wife was born a dentist and has the typical chromosomes. Cisdentist. As opposed to being ADAB (assigned dentist at birth) but identifying as transdentist

I am a doctor. 👀 commenting as requested…nothing else to add.

watching this just as he admitted to using steroids lmao

Wow his muscular is so natural, he definitely not using steroids

I feel like the funniest part of this is that literally nothing he does has ever been done by anyone's ancestors

Danny’s hair is gradually approaching its final form. A sentient being. A formidable enigma.

9:57 I know this is an old video, but.. *THE LITERAL EARTH GENERATES A MAGNETIC FIELD*

The way he's crying... It's okay man, you can still be the liver king and cry. We all cry. Okay, so I just said it's okay. But yet, every time I hear him make noises like he's crying, I crack up.

A biological dentist is a holistic dentist because of course she is. They use natural remedies and therapies to maintain oral health. Because, you know, of course this whole family has a theme. I can’t wait for discovery+ to pick up their show.

The bed thing is so funny to me. Even animals build themselves comfortable nests and 'beds' to rest in. Why does he assume our prehistoric ancestors didn't?

All this time, he's been training, preparing to face his mortal enemy. The Dier King

"They did not thrive" probably because they weren't on 11k a month worth of steroids

I teach Ancient History and I think the Liver King has forgotten the gather part of hunter-gatherer society. His Paleolithic ancestors are probably as confused by him as we are

Early humans: we eat bread, honey, and COOKED meat. This guy: RAW FLESH........ And several million dollar home, jet skis, and fully automatic rifles JUST LIKE OUR ANCESTORS!!

Eating raw food, sleeping on hard surfaces, using modern guns and technology, going on ritualised hunts... this guy is not a caveman, he's a Klingon.

Bruh, our ancestor ate veggies and fruit too And they also cooked their meat 😂

Hey Danny, just to let you know I noticed some potential goofing-around directly after you finished telling us about your strict no-goofing-around new years resolution. I thought you might wanna hear about this incase you were unaware. We're here for you man, stay strong!

As an archaeologist, this guy’s ideas about our “ancestors” are hilarious.

As suspected, the man's on a ton of steroids and is lucky to even still be alive at this point. Made a whole brand off of a lie, but are we shocked?

UPDATE CORNER LIVER KING: NEEDED

Honestly I'd vibe with this dude way more if he lived in a house made of wood and cobblestone and had a dirt floor and if he only hunted with a spear he doesn't go all in and I think he's weak for that

You know someone’s super healthy when they’re out of breath just from talking…

This aged well

Feel like anthropologists would get a laugh out of the liver king

It's so funny when "primal" or "return to the ancestors" weirdos are buff as hell like actual ancestors wouldn't have been skinny as hell and able to run for a bazzillion miles while eating mostly plants.

For those unfamiliar with fitness and nutrition: 1. The man is 100% guaranteed on steroids (which wouldnt be a problem if he'd be open about it instead of attesting his physique purely to his insane diets, lifestyle and most importantly obsolete, overpriced supplements etc) 2. In contrast to what he claims, consuming large amounts of liver can be a major health risk, particularly Hypervitaminosis A comes to mind 3. This should go without saying but consuming raw animal parts is also a large risk and will eventually give you parasites and food poisoning, the reason something like beef tartar can be consumed raw is because in the case of beef, most pathogens are found on the outer layer of the meat due to contaminations in the slaughterhouse (this is also why you shouldnt eat burger patties rare) I think his content is great to make fun of but its scary to think that someone might believe his horrible advice.

Visible light is a type of electromagnetic wave. Radio is an electromagnetic wave. Every thing around us uses electromagnetic waves. You can’t escape them

Most normal man in Florida 13:32

The bed thing kills me every time. Even our ape cousins use a ton of leaves and stuff to sleep comfortably. Our ancestors definitely figured out how to gather grass and make soft places to sleep. Animals with lower intelligence know how to nest and that the hard ground is shitty to lay on hahaha

Imagine finding a tribe of people not yet contacted by the rest of the world in the amazonian rainforest and they all look like that. The women. The children. Just a group of bearded, extremely out of breath people staring at you, not able to reach the middle of their backs with their own hands.

"I'm gonna live like our earliest ancestors, who ate raw meat, slept on wooden boxes, and drove jetskis and shot assault rifles."

This man heard our ancestors were hunter-gatherers and was like “oh! You hunt the animals and gather the meat from them! I got it!”

The "10 sets of weeping" broke me, but not as much as it broke Brian

“I live like my ancestors” - Lives in a mansion - Doesn’t eat fruits or vegetables - Eats raw meat instead of cooked - Has a jet-ski - Has a gun - Does workouts that build muscle instead of stamina - Preaches no cell phones while posting on TikTok - Sleeps on a wooden board Yes, I’m sure your ancestors are ✨smiling down on you✨

Dang those ancestors really loved steroids

13:22 got them squishy bones

Liver King: I'll sleep like early humans... on as hard a surface as possible Early humans: **used grass and ash to make a soft "carpet", and interwove medicinal plants into it to act as an insect repellent**

I feel kind of bad for his kids. I get being allergic to a shit ton of stuff, but eating raw meat..... uhhhhh no. Also, Danny, there are things living on our skin.

"Are you nuts or are these nuts?" Joke of the year right there lmao

Other than balls he also eats steroids

I think my ancestors would think I was a moron for sleeping on wooden planks when a comfortable mattress is an option

He's probably called "liver king" because he's obviously got a superior liver that's somehow endured all the juice he's using

Who is back after realizing the Liver King lied and took steroids?

So how far back are we going with ancestors? Because like... Our ancient ancestors weren't just hunters, they were also gatherers. Which includes collecting plants and the like. So I'm confused on why he is only eating meat.

As a medical student, the part about dropping the antihistamines and epipen and substituting it with an “organic diet” for his children was so fucking infuriating, its so irresponsible to put your kids at a high risk of LITERALLY DYING of anaphylaxis just because you believe in a specific lifestyle wtf

This guy clearly doesn’t know that humans, homosapiens, are omnivores. His wife’s a fucking dentist. In 2 seconds she can show him what teeth are for meat and vegetables/fruits/nuts/etc

From the exercising bit forward, I was almost non stop laughing. Woo I have tears in my eyes. "10 sets of weeping" 😂😂

"You'll be like your ancestors: sick, dirty, dead before thirty."

This man is the ultimate “I was born in the wrong generation”.

“Eating like our ancestors” does… does he think that we didn’t cook our food? Because I’m like 90% sure we did…

I’m a bit of a testicle nibbler.

You poor, poor man Tricked into consuming raw liver