"Minecraft Tik Tok is HOT!" Jemma: *Where's my diamond sword?*

“I’m going to go work out to try and become more, blocky.” -Daniel Robert Middleton 2021

1:50 Omg its the candy ceeper from his mod showcases as a baby lol

0:44 oh this is a serious AlAkABrA BaLaKaZaM -DanTDM

Don't ask - A man: Their salary A woman: Their weight Mojang: How they got the death sound of every animal

dantdm: **changes title** everyone: damnit.

3:38 imma cry. That grey dog was a Weimaraner, which was the type of dog I had before she sadly passed. (It’s been so long since I’ve seen that type of dog.)

when the guy sleeps in the nether his face just drops: 4:50

Dan changed the title from : "Minecraft Tik Tok is HOT!!!" Into : "WHY IS THIS A THING?!"

dantdm in a nutshell: *SMALL STUFF IS CUTE*

Dan: "Doesn't upload in 3 days." Everyone: " He's dead."

7:57 as a bedrock player i kinda felt personally attacked

“MINECRAFT TIKTOK IS HOT!!” -DanTDM, old title

I don’t know how I feel about this title Dan

I find it hilarious how Dan gets so serious after making a joke about bedrock leads lol

3:55 His tiny laugh is so cute and gets me every time 😂

Everyone: reads title Dan’s Wife: now where’s the trusty shotgun Edit: his wife grabbed the shotgun and told him to change it and poor Dan had to do it

Dan’s face when that dude went to bed in the nether - 🧐

“Nobody told ya life was gonna be this way” *clap clap clap clap*

DanTDM: My screen time is 6 hours. Me, with more than double of his screen time: *pathetic*

“That is one serious Abracadabra alakazam” -Dan 2021

"That it one serious abracadabra kabazam." -DanTDM

POV: an anvil drops from the sky and lands on you

1:34 if anyones wondering the song in this video is called: Skystrike - Hinkik

Nobody: Dan: WHERE IS THE CRAFTING TABLE

Literally anyone: Lives their life Dan: He’s playing real life minecraft

Dan:my phones screen time is six hours 15 yo girls: pathetic

10:46 Dan: Is this guy real Minecraft? Guy: Yeah. Just thought that was funny, LOL.

"No human being should be able to make this sound" Sorry Dan, I can make a worse sound. I can recreate the sound of an alarm with such loud noise that I don't do it because I think the neighbors will think there's actually a thief.

3:00 Those are the Acid Shaders they used in the video, pretty trippy 😄 Give it a search, it's a really weeeeird and fascinating thing to look at.

10:26 I could do that in my youth church We played castaways and into the thick of it before the countdown but I could do that lol

dan: my screen time on my phone has gone way too high his screen time: *6 hrs* my screen time: *12+ hrs daily*

Wandering Trader: *Gets BONKED by a anvil* Dan: *WHEEZEEEE*

Dan making the title: *Ohhh this is gonna be good *demonic laugh** His wife reading the title: 👁 👄 👁 Dan: *um let me change that real quick*

Minecraft will never die and if it does I will cry😢😢 Dan you will bring it back☺☺

The videos with the baby mobs remind me of the noob vs pro vs hacker things that everyone thought were so cool

Person: let’s play minecraft music for the church KZfaq: let’s play some adds

Dan: where’s his crafting table? Me: this man needs to get out more😂

“ I have context of the game whatsoever” said by a man who defeated the elder dragon in the sky with an axe who had to survive a hord of endedmen

Dan : no one should be able to make that sound My sister 24/7: AHHHHHHH

edit: it’s a year later and damn. Dan: ‘my screen time is way to high’ *shows six hour screen time* Me: with a 12 hour screen time: oh. *baby I’m not even here I’m a hallucination*

4:00 Dan’s laugh is too pure for this world That’s just sheer enjoyment right there

no one: no one at all: dan: 5:58 comparing himself to a cow

The genuine confusion and amazement in his voice when he said “oh wait you have to do it yourself” absolutely destroyed me.

Even over 10 years later. This man still succeeds at making me laugh. Thank you, Dan

dan who hasn’t seen non-Euclidian minecraft: This is hurting my brain! me who has seen non-Euclidian minecraft: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

"How did they make the dog death sound!?!?" *Poor cats... getting ignored, and neglected.*

“where’s the crafting table?, oh you gotta do it yourself.”-Dan 2021

dan: "if disappear mysteriously in the next few days, you'll know why." * the video was posted 1 week ago

Dan: “My screen time has gone way up” Everyone: *Those are r o o k i e numbers*

9:12 'The odds of that' are 100%.. The skeleton horse is a trap. As soon as a player goes near it the lightning strikes to spawn the jockeys.. it happens every time.

“I’m going to go work out to try and become more, blocky” Jemma: “am I a joke to you?!”

Dan: Makes this video Dan’s wife: chop chop 🪓

Dan: that's the craziest part of the video everyone else: THE VIDEO JUST STARTED

3:00 these are droppers with something called 'Acid Shaders' which makes everything bend

9:15 that's what happens if lightning strikes on the ground and spawns in a skeleton horse, if you get close to it lighting will strike again to make the jockey so watch out.

Anyone remember when he did mod showcases in the old lab and had blue hair? The good ol days

The one where he threw the anvil and smacked the villagers head XD

The way Dan said come on Walter is just funny 😂

I play on bedrock and I’ve been watching you for years but this is the only time you made me sad 😞

“Abrazada alakasam” *The best magic words ever.*

Normal people: looks normally Daniel: Turns his head.

Fun fact: when panda dies in Minecraft don't worry. Its just a sound they make when they hungry

The balance one Amazed me WOW

Who’s been watching dan for over 7+ years now I love u dan

9:04 the chances of a skeleton horse is low, but lighting striking it is 100% because when you approach a skeleton horse that hasn't been tamed (just spawned) it triggers a trap and multiplies into skeleton horse riders.

The way he goes up the ladder and into a farm gives me anxiety for no reason

I remember finding 2 skeleton horses in my 120 hardcore world and I got full netherite armor with protection IV

Dan: Gets excited about Bedrock Emotes Also Dan: Says bedrock and spits.

Dan: says his screen time has shot up when it’s only six hours Every viewer: (laughing) only six hours? *Mortal* *edit* why are y’all still replying to this 😭

Ur laugh- idk what to abt it except I love it

9:19 this happened when me and my cousin's were playing Minecraft together we screamed and died right after 😭

Mojang: Sounds are from actual animals! That other guy: How are dying dog sounds made?

"we could all be this guy" actually dan, well, we used to be him.

Addiction to Tiktok everyone has had that moment

Dan always makes my day😁

4:52 the way his face changes makes me laugh so much that I spit out my cereal very specific I know

11:25 Dan: “Where’s his crafting table? I don’t see a crafting table - how are you meant to put it together? Oh you do it yourself.” dan, please go touch some grass for the love of mcc

Help I can't stop watching these videos

When you save someone and you need saved, its just a way of friendship.

12:17 here in Australia, we have a thing called the Barking/Whistling spider, it sounds identical to the minecraft spiders

Previous title: "MINECRAFT TIKTOK IS HOT!" Edit: TikTik = TikTok 😅

I love your reactions

In bedrock edition endermans has an option to break up with you

Me:*reads title* Also me: We have finally reached the cursed side of the minecraft comunity

Imagine if he’d searched MCYT instead of minecraft.

Bro I was just gonna watch this video there was already a Christmas ad lol!

The big zomie is called The Giant or The Titan. The Titan could one shot the player even in full diamond, and had 50 Hearts. It used to be the most powerful mob, until notch removed it saying it was too op. But you can still summon it, but it won’t attack

3:59 Daniel’s Greatest Laugh

“I’m going to work out to become more blocky” DanTDM, 2021

My parents won't let me have tiktok on my phone, so I just watch ur channel!

Switch dantdm and Steve in the thumbnail and your childhood may be forever cursed

6:08 looks how amazed his face is its so cute

"DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MINE " -Robert

Dan’s thoughts while watching the shield tiktok: ImAgInE mAkInG a ShIeLd WiThOuT a CrAfTiNg TaBlE

“ABRACARBALACIZAM!!!!!” The new DanTDM outro

When the Anvil *crushed* the villager He’s getting ripped tonight, rip that villager AYEEEE

Only OGs will remember when his channel name was 'TheDiamondMinecart // dantdm'

“Oh… you have to do it your self?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Be careful of this lava AHhhh!- that has to be in a perfectly cut screams compilation