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A HFY Story : (DARK) The Doom of Man | 2209 | ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@MartyrPandaGaming
@MartyrPandaGaming 11 ай бұрын
The most terrifying part, in my opinion, was when The Red Lanturn was noticed to be gone. Could you imagine; just one day the light from The North Star was gone, poof. I would have to imagine that, like us, their Navigational Star is still important. There would have to be a LOT of hardware and software updates to be done if you had to change that.
@CB-vt3mx
@CB-vt3mx 11 ай бұрын
well, aside from the hundreds of years it would take after it goes dark before we would notice...it would not really be much of an inconvenience these days...
@MartyrPandaGaming
@MartyrPandaGaming 11 ай бұрын
@@CB-vt3mx You missed the point and added a qualifier. Good job.
@Blutwind
@Blutwind 11 ай бұрын
It would be concerning if it just went out like a light switched off because as far as we know a star going out (in case of the north star 3 stars) mostly makes them quiet more bright either thanks to bll8ating up before colapse or via supernova both of those missing would be... concerning cause that means something untypical happend
@MartyrPandaGaming
@MartyrPandaGaming 11 ай бұрын
@@Blutwind You guys take this shit too fucking seriously.
@tylerian4648
@tylerian4648 11 ай бұрын
​@@MartyrPandaGamingWhere's the fun in not taking it seriously?
@ShionWinkler
@ShionWinkler 11 ай бұрын
Hans, are we the baddies?😂
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 9 ай бұрын
Yes, but not as bad as we could be.
@wesleythomas7125
@wesleythomas7125 11 ай бұрын
Did we... Steal a planet!?
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 9 ай бұрын
Practically, yes. Technically, no. We tricked the occupants into abandoning it then claimed the "vacant" space. Sort of what was done in real life history with various nomadic peoples and what is still done with various peoples around the world now. One recent example was Crimea. Russia made it very clear that anyone who resisted or held a contradictory opinion would be seen as a "combatant". Given that there wasn't yet the infrastructure to meaningfully resist, many (rightfully begrudgingly) took the opportunity to leave. Russia then moved in their own people who "voted" to be annexed, essentially weaponizing "democracy". This is probably why they expected their more recent phase to go so much easier than it actually did, but Ukraine used their opportunity to regroup and prepare as best they could for the onslaught that was eventually coming. There are many other instances to draw upon. Azerbaijan using a history of mistrust to intimidate the Armenians out of a recently annexed territory, all while saying that the locals won't be harmed by the new administration. Particular examples we see in the Near East that I can't mention here where the locals were bulldozed out and settlers brought in. Many situations where either someone got intimidated out so others could move in, or others moved in while they were absent. All that is required is a power imbalance that makes the calculus very clear. In the case of the story, however, it was pure bluff.
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke 11 ай бұрын
Here is your like and comment as payment for voicing the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@666stonewall
@666stonewall 11 ай бұрын
Hype for BlueberryCat!! Thank you for supporting the channel! Great work Squirrel!
@hhgff778
@hhgff778 11 ай бұрын
We just do a little bit of trolling, classic humans 😂
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 11 ай бұрын
wow that was different and completely unexpected thanks for the story and narration
@syncringe1885
@syncringe1885 11 ай бұрын
Why can I imagine that we as a species would do something like this?
@martinwyke
@martinwyke 11 ай бұрын
With a name like blackheart haven sounds like human pirates not humanity.
@snidecommenter7117
@snidecommenter7117 11 ай бұрын
If you can think of it, someone has done worse.
@astrithaurelia
@astrithaurelia 11 ай бұрын
because we totally would... this would even be the kinder version compared to some of the displacements of native peoples we have committed
@syncringe1885
@syncringe1885 11 ай бұрын
@@snidecommenter7117 I personally have a dark mind. So unless you can give someone a healing factor on par with wolverine or deadpool on top of immortality and then use them for parts for the rest of time... While also managing to turn up their pain receptors and also find a way for them to never give up hope/ become desensitized to whats happening to them. I don't think worse exists than what I can think up. Because that is the most tame one I got.
@hhgff778
@hhgff778 11 ай бұрын
Because it just makes sense, we have pirates and we have con artists, so why not both, but in space?
@alfredsutton4412
@alfredsutton4412 11 ай бұрын
Another great read, Agro. You stories keep me sane.
@TS-bj8my
@TS-bj8my 11 ай бұрын
That's what happens when used car salesmen get let out into the galaxy! Well narrated!
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 11 ай бұрын
Good story, a great twist at the end. Like the way you tell a story.
@brianmeadows1137
@brianmeadows1137 11 ай бұрын
Sounds like a sweet Con Job, and if anything goes wrong, blame the victum for over reacting to a faulty robot's flat battery. In fact, you could shift the blame tothe battery maker while keeping your ill-gotten gains.
@kennethluedtkejr1903
@kennethluedtkejr1903 5 ай бұрын
That sounds like an Attorney talking. Lol
@Warutteri
@Warutteri 11 ай бұрын
Clever, kind of an asshole move but still very clever 😅
@JRMshadow260a
@JRMshadow260a 11 ай бұрын
Dams it.. That was a spot on example of humanity... They gotta realize that one day they will meet a people that will say mess around and find out... I hope they have been gathering tech besides resources... Plus it being illegal to steal others home worlds...
@chaddts
@chaddts 11 ай бұрын
They didn't steal. They acquired.
@rainynight02
@rainynight02 11 ай бұрын
Well, if it was abandoned.... 🤷‍♀️
@PebkioNomare
@PebkioNomare 11 ай бұрын
As they said: "big whoop". Mess around and find out... by loosing (at most) a clunker, two somewhat scummy pricks, and a last gen robot. And the whole reason for this kind of setup is to keep plausible deniability for humanity at large. Most of everyone isn't going to know how new worlds are acquired and won't be too chuffed to look much farther than "Wait, *another* planet that was abandoned? Must be a Dark Forest scenario." Worst case scenario is that some aliens come back generations later. All they have are stories about how "humanity is doom", or whatever, but all they're going to find is a group of goofballs who only know that this was another in a long line of abandoned planets. None of the aliens will even be able to claim that humans actually came by and drove them from the planet. Or maybe the aliens discover the ruse and come looking for humanity to answer for the attempted crime. When they do find the humans, they find a massive collection of clueless goofballs who, in all honesty, have *no idea* what these aliens are talking about. They could attack anyway, sure, but they'll look like the villains to the wider community. Who will then come down hard on them. And mostly everyone will just assume it's a Dark Forest scenario, again.
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 9 ай бұрын
@@PebkioNomare Or, various Xenos who find out about the rouse to convince them to abandon their worlds start to work together to demand or extract compensation.
@PebkioNomare
@PebkioNomare 9 ай бұрын
@@ckl9390 Did you read my whole comment? "None of the aliens will be able to claim that humans actually came by and drove them from their planet." "They could attack anyway, sure, but they'll look like the villains to the wider community." Remember, all but maybe 1000 of the humans (and those might even be dead by then) won't know what the aliens are talking about. So it'll seem like some evil aliens are attacking because of imagined slights. The larger the human loses, the more likely a massive genocide will occur in retribution so banding together pretty much ensures they all die together.
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 11 ай бұрын
All it needs is a bunch of die-hards to decide to remain and fight the incoming scum even if it is a hopeless fight, they would find out its not so hopeless after all ... ...
@larrythompson8630
@larrythompson8630 11 ай бұрын
Humanity would know better. There can be a fire storm. Some folks will stay.
@brucenorman8904
@brucenorman8904 11 ай бұрын
nah the conmen would just blame it on a faulty robot with a failing power cell.
@mackenziedrake
@mackenziedrake 7 ай бұрын
I would expect that, TBH. Or those who can't get away deciding to make a fight of it.
@patraic5241
@patraic5241 9 ай бұрын
That tactic might work until some species came back with weapons that really could cut that armor like cheese. With other tech in defense and propulsion to match.
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 9 ай бұрын
Sort of like how the Japanese only built the Yamato in response to bluff figures published by the US Navy. They built a countermeasure to something that didn't exist (at the time, at least). In the context of the story the prospective Xeno species could unify, rapidly accelerate military research, and become a threat when they otherwise wouldn't have been, all to counter the worst thing they could imagine when the humans in question were just bluffing.
@jeanannd
@jeanannd 11 ай бұрын
In this story humanity really is evil. Invading and stealing people's planets, causing them to flee. Almost wish the story had the people catch them and destroy them.
@danijelandroid
@danijelandroid 11 ай бұрын
I don't think it is humanity exactly. But a Space Colonizing Corporation that's using a loophole; if the inhabitants of a planet are "voluntary" leaving their planet, it's up for grabs. But I might be wrong because they called the ships seed ships instead of colonizing ships.
@lrmackmcbride7498
@lrmackmcbride7498 11 ай бұрын
Like humans would ever invade and conquer other people. Killing them by the millions. Nah.
@martinwyke
@martinwyke 11 ай бұрын
Human pirates or conmen judging from their talk.
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 11 ай бұрын
Compare with a previous story of an alien businessbeing who had bought the rights to mine mineral and biota on Earth and enslave the population, then before they went to inspect it, humans had developed space flight which removed a world from the market. The alien landed and tried to con humans into abandoning their orbiting space station voluntarily which would validate his claim. It didn’t go as well for them as in this story.
@michaelklim8277
@michaelklim8277 11 ай бұрын
​@@danijelandroid That certainly sounds more believable than all of humanity accepting that crap. At the very least it makes me feel better to think that, lol.
@derekdrake8706
@derekdrake8706 11 ай бұрын
Do unto others before they get the chance to do unto you.
@xunheilvsnipezx3324
@xunheilvsnipezx3324 11 ай бұрын
Damn, i missed the premier, Howdy howdy from Tucson.
@queenbee8045
@queenbee8045 11 ай бұрын
Greetings from TX. Is A mountain still painted?
@xunheilvsnipezx3324
@xunheilvsnipezx3324 11 ай бұрын
@@queenbee8045 Of Course, the UofA Seniors still go up there every year, Trash the Parking Area, destroy the rec site, and deficate around the Big A.
@SilverMKI
@SilverMKI 6 ай бұрын
If nothing else at least the story shows what a society can do if it stops messing about and pulls together.
@davidaward82
@davidaward82 2 ай бұрын
ahhhh... a pratchett fan. Clacks.
@deussalt4479
@deussalt4479 11 ай бұрын
Ok humanity, that's just dickish. Scaring people off their planets so you can swoop in and take over..😂 this was an interesting one.
@Nempo13
@Nempo13 10 ай бұрын
If there is one thing humans accel at, it is trolling.
@mackenziedrake
@mackenziedrake 7 ай бұрын
Yes it's dark. It's also darkly funny. In my heart, I'd hope enough were left, if just stuck, to make a fight of it, but that's me. Many thanks!
@mikecoatsworth6048
@mikecoatsworth6048 11 ай бұрын
Gotta say the old Ebil in me was tickled by this one😂
@selador11
@selador11 11 ай бұрын
THOSE humans are evil...
@idkimlikereallybored9533
@idkimlikereallybored9533 11 ай бұрын
FOR THE ENERGY!!!
@KuDastardly
@KuDastardly 7 ай бұрын
Dude, there's a species of birds IRL that will troll animals away from their captured meal just so they can swoop in and loot their kills.
@lykaiosonyx298
@lykaiosonyx298 11 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the author and for the narrator
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 11 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 11 ай бұрын
May the Skald and his family be well.... for the algorithm!
@sudsy7131
@sudsy7131 10 ай бұрын
100k in a bit finely.
@Ryu_D
@Ryu_D 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@t.p.3456
@t.p.3456 3 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@Incadazant01
@Incadazant01 11 ай бұрын
That's fucked up.
@renaissancepress247
@renaissancepress247 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@ericcooley9407
@ericcooley9407 10 ай бұрын
Wow... this has to be the darkest most evil look at humanity I've seen.
@KroMagnum4
@KroMagnum4 11 ай бұрын
What da fek!🤣🤣🤣
@melkiorwiseman5234
@melkiorwiseman5234 11 ай бұрын
Are the humans a force for extreme good or extreme evil? ..... Yes.
@krisandersen8695
@krisandersen8695 7 ай бұрын
If you're going to pull a con job, make it as big as you can.
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 11 ай бұрын
For the algorithm
@queenbee8045
@queenbee8045 11 ай бұрын
Villain no. Super villain! The difference is Presentation!
@willgallatin2802
@willgallatin2802 11 ай бұрын
Scammers in the 31st century.
@user-zv6th8fh8v
@user-zv6th8fh8v 11 ай бұрын
Damn ferengi (not an alien raсe from Star Trek but an original old mideleastern derogatory term for unscrupulous tradesmen, mostly Jews or Anglo-Saxons. Derived of... surprisingly word "franks".).
@RevokFarthis
@RevokFarthis 11 ай бұрын
Damn French
@Wastelandman7000
@Wastelandman7000 11 ай бұрын
Ferengi works too. Amounts to the same thing.
@theblueslimeboi
@theblueslimeboi 11 ай бұрын
Holup, so humanities future is to be a Scooby-Doo villain?
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 9 ай бұрын
At least this colonising agency. Probably not humanity as a whole.
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 11 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 11 ай бұрын
Ohhh, wails, not whales.
@Fuxy22
@Fuxy22 11 ай бұрын
I don't know... there should always be at least some stubborn ones that refuse to leave without a fight... Humans would never unanimously aggree to leave like that...
@queenbee8045
@queenbee8045 11 ай бұрын
Lol who said it was unanimous?
@Fuxy22
@Fuxy22 11 ай бұрын
@@queenbee8045 pretty sure they couldn't legally take it without everyone running...
@acttaslam9364
@acttaslam9364 11 ай бұрын
How are doing Argo on this fine Day/Morning/Evening/Night?
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 11 ай бұрын
neat
@lettmien218
@lettmien218 10 ай бұрын
I feel mislead, it said dark not humorous! Lol
@theblackswan2373
@theblackswan2373 11 ай бұрын
Hilarious. …
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 11 ай бұрын
55th, 26 September 2023
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 11 ай бұрын
Algorithm
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 11 ай бұрын
Capitalism at its ugly best. Claim abandoned property for fun and profit. Poor 51 needs a big upgrade for his part in the acquisition.
@metaempiricist
@metaempiricist 11 ай бұрын
Riiiight....capitalism. Is the capitalism in the room with us right now?
@Karait933
@Karait933 11 ай бұрын
​@@metaempiricist😂
@Nekomi214
@Nekomi214 11 ай бұрын
oh gawd!!!... that one is atrocious!... Space Orks... INDEED!
@Wastelandman7000
@Wastelandman7000 11 ай бұрын
Orks aren't that subtle. More Space Ferengi, because that is something they'd totally do.
@Nekomi214
@Nekomi214 11 ай бұрын
mmm... what Data used to describe them at first?... mmm ah yes... Yankee Traders...
@timbear641
@timbear641 4 ай бұрын
Lol
@ryanlaurie8733
@ryanlaurie8733 11 ай бұрын
Are humans evil? *Just describes humans doing what humans always do* I guess? Not really HFY more like "Humanity Sucks" lol Wrong genre.
@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something
@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something 11 ай бұрын
Hi
@Angrycapitalist
@Angrycapitalist 11 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂
@matiasabelcabralgimenez7427
@matiasabelcabralgimenez7427 11 ай бұрын
Purge the Xeno Scum!!
@TheJeikou
@TheJeikou 11 ай бұрын
Comment
@throatspray69
@throatspray69 11 ай бұрын
For dirty deeds always use TRUMP-CON.
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