*Looks left *Looks right You never saw me here, got it?

7/8 year old me; "i really like this song! Its creepy and about Vampires!" Me now; "....what was i thinking," *still drawing while listening to this on repeat*

Teenage me: "This better not awaken anything in me." Adult me, very gay: "Well shit."

The fact that this was on my family's SHARED SPOTIFY as top song in Spotify wrapped for 3 years straight when I was a literal teen is so embarrassing 😭😭😭😭

Simon Curtis: from Disney to dirty songs wow

Me at 13: Oh hey an edgy song. Me at 20: *"Oh God why?"*

This song gives off such feral bottom energy and I'm here for it.

the fact that this became one of my favorite songs so quickly is concerning.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT VAMPIRES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER IM CACKLING

friend: "don't you have any shame?" me: *laughs* "no"

As an introvert I find it hilarious what ends up on our playlists, people really have no idea how deep and dark we can be. It’s so much fun surprising them.

I don’t care how old I get this song always fucken changes my vibes

One day I just remembered this song out of the blue and I was like: *Hol up*

no one: the beginning of this song: *aggressively knocking on door*

That line "make me a mute"... I'm feeling things.

I'm only 19, but I have already decided that this will be my funeral song.

Don't be shy, add this to your homoerotic vampire playlists.

I love all the people saying this feels unintentionally gay when the singer is LITERALLY GAY LMAO

When you realise that one of your childhood favorite song is about some kinky stuff Kid's me: *vibing* Me now:👁️👄👁️wait-..WHAT??? But who cares *Still vibing*

I want to be topped after listening to this

when your parents dont know english *smirks and turns the volume up*

*accidentally connects to Xbox in living room*

i used to listen to this song 24/7 and now I have a blood and biting kink i blaim this for that

BROOO MY CHILDHOOD SONG I FINALLY FOUND IT, DAMN SO MUCH MEMORIES-

saw the title: "oh, a song about cannibalism!" heard the song: "oh, even better!"

Me: Accidentally play this song and it's automatically played at the T.V. Parents : 👀👀👀 Me: ...

I re-discovered this today after a couple years...I found this in nightcore at 11 years of age...the fact i listened to this for hours on end at 11 is concerning yet explains something’s about me...

"So what introduced you to Simon Curtis?" *Creepypasta..*

This took Cannibal by Kesha Into a WHOLE new level

when you're trying to find d a Disney song but accdently find a song about hardcore gay sex. gotta love the internet Edit: it was originally written about a guy having sex with another guy. You wouldn't argue about an ed sheeran song being about lesbians. Just enjoy the song and stop

I remember being in 6th grade listening to this for fun. I'm a senior now and boy did it awaken something in me

Even as a child when I heard this song I was like “huh, that sounds a bit weird..” and now I’m going back and reading the lyrics like 👁👄👁damnn

When your the quiet one in class and you listen to shit like this...

According to the comments, the phrase "the innocent ones are always the dirtiest" is apparently true

Let’s just say this song has two meanings, shall we?🤩👊🏻

What great music to study to, absolutely so innocent ;)

fangirls immediately after hearing this song: *its free real estate* ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

I thought I was edgy for liking this song bc I thought it was about murder. boy, was I wrong.

10 year old me had no business listening to this song....but here I am...this song being in my life for 9 years. Have mercy in my soul 😂

2:39 tempo change always gets me

*hears rough, pin, harder, bite, beg, tie, undressed, taste, etc.* me: *pregnant*

The perks of living in a non English speaking country and knowing English : Blasting this while parents are home and screaming the lyrics in total safety

I just remembered something... When I was in middle school, I was in the living room watching a video on the tv while my big sister and her husband were in the room, and this song was playing in the background loud and proud. I didn't understand the meaning of the song at the time... and I was singing it anyway without a care. Luckily, they thought it was about vampires. So I practically dodged a bullet. Now I play this song with headphones on.

girl what was i doing listening to this as a child 😭

I've never heard of such a straight forward bottom 😂😂😂

Me: How dirty do you wanna go?? KZfaq: Yes.

Okay, can we all agree that this song is still a banger years later? Like, forget about the "emo phases" and all of that, this song is awesome

I first listened to Simon Curtis when I was young and I recently decided to listen to more of his music and boy I'm glad I did

I used to feel so dirty when listening to songs like this now its just become my way of living

when you realize that simon curtis worked with disney and nickelodeon.

Anyone 2024?

this is submissive and breedable put into a song

_According to (and summarizing) this comment section, this song is about a gay sadomasochist vampire and his masochist partner_

The beginning is my heartbeat when my mom looks on my phone over my shoulder

My 8 year old niece showed me this and proudly said "Look I've found a cool Vampire song!"😂😂

I just remembered about this song, wanted to hear it and my AO3 creepypasta jenifer's body diavolik lovers era flashbacks hitted me so hard... I will not be the same ever again.

The beat: N O I C E The lyrics: MmMmMmMm bOtTtOm EnErGy

People who listened to this when they were younger are now kinky asf

I can't remember how I came across this song but I'm glad I did because years later, I'm still loving it

This is not the way into my heart, into my head Into my brain, into none of the above This is just my way of unleashing the feelings deep inside of me This spark of black that I seem to love We can get a little crazy just for fun, just for fun Don't even try to hold it back, just let go (you want me) Tie me up and take me over 'til you're done, 'til I'm done You got me feening, and I'm ready to blow Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh (Get undressed, t-taste the flesh) Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my flesh (Pass the test, t-taste the flesh) Hold me up against the wall Give it 'til I beg, give me some more Make me bleed, I like it rough Like it rough, rough, rough Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh Hold my arms above my head and push my face into the bed 'Cause I'm a screamer, baby, make me a mute You push your hand upon my neck and feel the pulse beat, beat, beat, beat It's like a trigger get me ready to shoot Wanna wrestle with me baby, here's a sneak little peek You can dominate the game 'cause I'm tough I don't play around that often, when I do, I'm a freak So you'd better believe I like it rough Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh (Get undressed, t-taste the flesh) Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my flesh (Pass the test, t-taste the flesh) Hold me up against the wall Give it 'til I beg, give me some more Make me bleed, I like it rough Like it rough, rough, rough Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh Hold me down and make me scream Lay me on the floor (me on the floor, me on the floor) Turn me on (turn me on) and take me out Make me beg for more Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh (Get undressed, t-taste the flesh) Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my flesh (Pass the test, t-taste the flesh) Hold me up against the wall Give it 'til I beg, give me some more Make me bleed, I like it rough Like it rough, rough, rough Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh (ah, ah, ah) Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh (Get undressed, t-taste the flesh) Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my flesh (Pass the test, t-taste the flesh) Hold me up against the wall Give it 'til I beg, give me some more Make me bleed, I like it rough Like it rough, rough, rough Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh (Get undressed, t-taste the flesh) Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my flesh (Pass the test, t-taste the flesh) Hold me up against the wall Give it 'til I beg, give me some more Make me bleed, I like it rough Like it rough, rough, rough Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh

Fourteen years old me had literally no business listening to this, I'm both horrified and incredibly amused.

*When I eat a Kfc chicken bucket*

Fun fact: Before WAP, we has this:

One of my friends thinks that this song is about vampires How should I tell him? edit: they figured it out

Ok REMINDER my fellow humans: The difference between venomous and poisonous my friends 1: if you bite and you die that is poisonous 2: if it bites you and you die it's venomous 3: if it bites you and someone else dies that's voodoo 4: if you bite each other and neither of you dies, that's kinky

They take kinky to a whole another level

my 11 year old self had NO business listening to this lmao

My friend and I love this song. We also are both excessively into BDSM (he much more so than I), so this song *slaps*

97% - talking about how they all look innocent but they aren't. 2% - Telling they showed this to their bf/husband. 1%- actually appreciating how good the voice is and the music😍

When people think you're an innocent shy kid but really your mind is just occupied with this stuff

It’s been so long, I love this song

when you know every word but you don't ever remember listening to this song then you have flashbacks to your wattpad phase

When he said "sink your teeth into my flesh" i got my chips stuck in my teeth. Mood.

If the Masochism Tango didn't exist, this would be the masochism anthem.

Ahhh a song I listened to as a kid, just as good as it was back then. I'm proud of my younger self.

why did I find this when I was 9.

Take a shot every time you see a comment that says anything related to "Everyone thinks im innocent if only they knew what type of music i listen to" Warning: You will get alcohol poisoning

My brother unplugged my headphones as a joke and this started blasting to my entire family........

14 year old me: there's something I like about this lol, also lmao why does it sounds unintentionally gay? Me, now 19: I'm gay- And fun fact: I used to listen to this with my high school best friend and now he is my husband 👁👄👁

*This comment section is filled with blushing 12 year olds going through their emo phase.*

Me blasting this song on full volume My parents: open the door to my room Me: (chuckles) *I'm in danger*

*fleshbacks from my creepypasta phase that will return now thanks*

Growing up is realizing this song isn't about vampires...

Me: hearing the song in my room My mum: enters the room and does stuff Me: Don't stop listening My mom: leaves the room Me: Thank god she doesn't understand english*-*

This guy and Adam Lambert need to get together..... t-to do a collab. yeah. collab.

i cant beat the weird kid allegations

It is always the quiet ones like us that are the dirtiest and the freaks. Thank you for making a song about some of the things that constantly go on in my very dirty mind 😁❤

Note to myself: This is not about vampires

Everyone's talking about how kinky they are, and then there's my asexual ass just groovin' in my seat because this song's a bop.

"This sounds unintentionally gay." Oh honey. It is very very VERY intentionally gay!!

I havent listened to this song in a year and a half and it just suddenly pops up again and now im obssesed again😭

................................... I am suddenly reminded of every lemon i've ever read

For times like this i´m so happy my first language isn´t english, because that means I can LITERALLY SING THIS OUT LOUD AND MY FAMILY WON´T UNDERSTAND SHIT

fun fact: this guy worked with nickelodeon

This is literally the theme for every Y/N in an x reader fanfic.

Me: listening to this song. . . . . . *MIND EXPLODES WITH SINFUL THOUGHTS OF A CERTAIN SHIP* Me: cHOKES-

Always loved this song

Maeve - it's like you wear a neon sign that says, "raw dog me I'm a bottom" 💚💚💚

This has nothing to do with anything but. "You do you and I'll do me. And we don't do each other, probably." ~Markiplier