DARTH VADER Is Selling Carpets

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3 ай бұрын

Every planet, starship and Hutt needs our premium carpets, right Tarkin?
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@John-tc9gp 3 ай бұрын

How can you own a house and not buy a carpet? It's unfair!

@darkarrow3683 3 ай бұрын

Take a seat young tenant.

@nb2008nc 3 ай бұрын

Sit, you will. Learn about hardwood floors, you must.

@princesscadance197 2 ай бұрын

@@nb2008nc ‘An inexperienced homeowner, you are. Lessons, you will be taught.’

@Blazinmovies 2 ай бұрын

@darkarrow3683 forgive me landlord lol

@NthnLikeCodeine Ай бұрын

It’s outrageous!

@alexfischer7876 2 ай бұрын

"Calm down, Anakin. Remember: you're past your anger issues." - *Darth Vader, 2024*

@kdaltex Ай бұрын

Breathes deeply first, nice detail

@-Alfox- 3 ай бұрын

Poor Carl McChoking. Well, neck gone, carry on.

@-Affirmative- 3 ай бұрын

Lol 😂

@BilalAther-mc4mu 3 ай бұрын

he killed his own worker

@BilalAther-mc4mu 3 ай бұрын

that guy is crazy he got anger issues like darth maul

@extremegrindingwithjesus7887 3 ай бұрын

carpets gone, carry on

@dimastyrkas 2 ай бұрын

@@BilalAther-mc4muyes he’s gotta take qui gonn’s meditation course

@TheTrex9000 3 ай бұрын

Seems like Darth Vendor and his team should invest in selling snacks instead of carpets.

@IPureHeart 2 ай бұрын

Darth VENDOR?! 🤣 Hahahahaha, when I heard it I nearly choked with laughter!

@zak7an2 3 ай бұрын

he could teach others how to sell carpets, but not himself Ironic

@John-tc9gp 3 ай бұрын

Is it possible to learn this sales technique?

@fakhrianuar 3 ай бұрын

@@John-tc9gp not from the bounty hunter

@TheTranscendentForce 2 ай бұрын

Ironic..🙂

@tickletorture 3 ай бұрын

Carpets made out of lightsabers gone, carry on.

@Dood_ 3 ай бұрын

Carpets are stored in lightsabers

@thisismyname3928 3 ай бұрын

@ 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

@grievouskeepintime3253 2 ай бұрын

Imagine Darth Vendor meeting Darth Trader..

@TheCaptain47 2 ай бұрын

love his voice crack at "finest"

@VRChat_Degen 2 ай бұрын

That had me laughing too

@walterwhite3395 3 ай бұрын

Darth Carpenter

@TheTranscendentForce 3 ай бұрын

You can't say "no buying!" to Darth Vendor

@DonaldMcRoland 3 ай бұрын

the FIIINEST wookie fur

@jolene4958 3 ай бұрын

Obi wan once became a customer to the carpet business. This move made Darth Vendor forget everything that happened on Mustafar and basically forgave him. Obi wan bought three rugs but had no money. He promised he would soon pay back but never did. That's why Darth Vendor hunted him for years.

@notmyrealname6150 Ай бұрын

"I find your lack of wall to wall carpets disturbing."

@jukkaahonen6557 3 ай бұрын

In order to understand the sales mastery, you must study all its aspects.

@tommykretsos5583 3 ай бұрын

And not just the narrow dogmatic views of the knock off salesmen.

@TheTranscendentForce 2 ай бұрын

if Darth Vendor hadn't restrained Anakin, he would do Carl McChopped in pieces at 1:09 already

@JeanLucCaptain 2 ай бұрын

Ah General Manager Vader, i see you escaped that fiasco on Laser Moon II and want to begin a new business venture!

@nathansullivan4433 2 ай бұрын

It’s a shame that his business venture with Dirk Lasermaster fell through

@restoreupscale1521 3 ай бұрын

Count Doormat would have handled it better.

@-Alfox- 3 ай бұрын

Haha 😂

@z9Vxk Ай бұрын

😂

@Shineese Ай бұрын

Darth Shampooer (Darth Sidious) would be an excellent carpet cleaner!

@MagicHjalti 2 ай бұрын

My name is ray carpetwalker

@EnjoySackLunch 2 ай бұрын

Vader sounds like Patrick Stewart doing a Vader impression at a hookah lounge

@heyalfikr 3 ай бұрын

Darth Vendor sounds more menacing than Anderson Skyscraper.

@wormsblink2887 3 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for the adventures of Chewing Gum and Autobahn Solo aboard the Millennium Talcum Powder

@boqndimitrov8693 2 ай бұрын

shy!??? 😂😂😂😂😂

@tocaamerillo431 3 ай бұрын

AI voice technology is already amazing

@frname7665 2 ай бұрын

0:43 lmfao this is Logan Roy now not Vader

@capitalgames318 2 ай бұрын

Darth Saleious is still top of his game and has conquered the broader market, not only carpets.

@JTtitanslayer 2 ай бұрын

he got a voice crack

@MisterMarin 2 ай бұрын

Pincers Leela: Will somebody get this big walking carpet outta my way? Darth Vendor: Can I interest you in a running carpet? It gets itself out of your way. Pincers Leela: Do you have a flying carpet? Darth Vendor: Do I look like Aladdin to you? Landing Caliber: You said the carpet will be large enough to cover the entire floor under my supervision! Darth Vendor: I am altering the measurements. Pray I don't alter them any further.

@mm39607 3 ай бұрын

Wow, so that Lord Vendor nickname from a couple of episodes ago really meant something in the end. Carpet selling done, carry on.

@Anu_Sol 3 ай бұрын

Washing machines live longer with Carl gone!

@lissadawes4243 Ай бұрын

1:06 😂 omg!!

@jariussmith6688 3 ай бұрын

That entrance was perfect!

@julianirwin1173 2 ай бұрын

Carl certainly lived up to his name😂

@SWDude2710 3 ай бұрын

So the Empire now sells carpets instead of oppressing the entire galaxy, ayy? Unless they do a little mix of both.

@agy3504 2 ай бұрын

The real goal of oppression was to sell carpets

@johnwebb4499 2 ай бұрын

Vader's carpets must be nice

@joemammatube Ай бұрын

Well, Carl gone... Carry on. 😅

@GeneralKenobi03 3 ай бұрын

Business gone, carry on

@JRGProjects 2 ай бұрын

You could say Vader was a real carpetbagger.

@BilalAther-mc4mu 3 ай бұрын

karl wants snacks not carpets

@Boogeyyyman Ай бұрын

"Mr Vendor sell me a pen"

@jukebox1138 2 ай бұрын

Gatta sell that off white shag carpet, just like Roy

@SheathEntertainment 2 ай бұрын

Admiral Motti disrespects Vader: Vader: “I find your lack of carpet disturbing. Governor, do we have any throw rugs?” Tarkin: “Yes over there, but we haven’t laid it out ye-“ *Vader force throws rug at Admiral Motti*

@nwat1993 Ай бұрын

Darth's carpets buy it or By FORCE!

@TheSuperhomosapien 2 ай бұрын

Vader: "What's your name?" Carl: "F*ck you, that's my name!" Always be closing Vader.

@secla_SC 2 ай бұрын

Vader referring to himself as Anakin was just… weird.

@JTab-cd8zd Ай бұрын

Tagge has death sticks

@user-wo1ch6nb5h 2 ай бұрын

What about their lunch? Carl wasn’t the only one starving here…😢

@PrzemP 3 ай бұрын

From bounty hunter to carpet seller, how far he has fallen.

@-Alfox- 3 ай бұрын

Indeed

@Abegilr_Dragonrider 2 ай бұрын

Career gone, carry on

@rishavroy8916 Ай бұрын

Darth Vendor 😂😂

@sir_couglet8533 2 ай бұрын

AI does an insanely good Vader.

@lancemckenzie1074 2 ай бұрын

This is your picture, isn't it? So, this. Must. Be. Your. Wallet.

@j9c863 Ай бұрын

Thank god I'm not the only one who thought this

@BilalAther-mc4mu 3 ай бұрын

darth vader sells carpets now

@dabatmanrulz95 3 ай бұрын

Sale done, carry on

@ranfan1820 3 ай бұрын

Wookie fur rugs? Nice.

@ZeusAmun-pt9dc 2 ай бұрын

Soo Soo good

@cha02psc 2 ай бұрын

Anderson would have preferred a youngling hide rug I think

@AdamWingard_Official 3 ай бұрын

Life gone, carry on.

@leonhardyt 2 ай бұрын

nice thumbnail

@herbertschulz4313 3 ай бұрын

Obi wan is lukes father, darth vader is a sales manager, the jedi are drug addicted screw ups... i am getting major auralnauts star wars vibes

@johnyaranga1799 20 күн бұрын

R.I.P Carl 😢😂

@zcorpalpha2462 3 ай бұрын

Death 💀 Sticks 🥢🔥

@user-if2mg9no3o 3 ай бұрын

That should have been Longer. Some of your other videos have been Lagging , but this one was good. You should make a Longer video with different clips of all the movies put together into one.

@Vader-Reacts 2 ай бұрын

lol Darth Vender

@askjeevescosby2928 Ай бұрын

Can you do the patric and manray wallet gag 🤣

@masere 2 ай бұрын

The Terminator sold drapes Darth Vader sells carpets What next? Voldemoort painter and decorator?

@fysy9989 2 ай бұрын

Darth vending machine needs to relax, like if he was laying on this fine bantha carpet, only for 100 credits

@stellaluvskyguy 2 ай бұрын

LOL IM DEAD

@LookAtThisRock 3 ай бұрын

Wait! There's no "subscribe" screen at the end?!?!

@-Alfox- 3 ай бұрын

Yes, endscreens are out

@LookAtThisRock 3 ай бұрын

@@-Alfox- Endscreen out, carry no doubt.

@cjraymond8827 3 ай бұрын

50% discount? He's like Rod selling solar panels for 50% off.

@Rutley7 2 ай бұрын

Darth's got some carpets, some cashmeres or furs He'll sell you his moquettes, his rugs are superb. But don't try to small talk or question his image, He's been through a lot and it's left him quite timid. Just ask for the fabrics, the textiles and linens. His shirts are top notch and his dresses are slimming. You'll scrub up quite nicely in all the attire, He'll make you look pretty, or smart or on fire. So make a request of a sincere desire To keep on his bright side not suffer his ire.

@_PrimetimePranks Ай бұрын

I’d buy a carpet from him

@seantindall8912 2 ай бұрын

So Anakin has gone from being one of the worst bounty hunters in the galaxy to one of the best carpet salesmen in the galaxy. Makes total sense.

@The1Immortal 3 ай бұрын

Carl what the heck

@elliotfrank119 Ай бұрын

Better than what Disney is doing with Vader

@neidhardtderblitzschnelle4943 3 ай бұрын

What happened to Quite-Gone Jinn? Is he still part of Anderson? Can we expect a return?

@plixplux 3 ай бұрын

Carl totally had it coming tbh

@Tocaraca 2 ай бұрын

LMAO

@Kasperthedancer 3 ай бұрын

Hey Vendor. I'm still expecting that delivery confirmation from Alderan. Hope everything went fine as expected. Why you're not picking up the phone?

@-Alfox- 3 ай бұрын

Sorry, an employee just mysteriously died

@Kasperthedancer 2 ай бұрын

@@-Alfox- hold on, i'm calling Darth CEOdius then

@Haikiro Ай бұрын

The FIIIINEST

@princesscadance197 3 ай бұрын

Legit though, I’d buy carpet from Vader. It’s either that, or I get lightsaber’d to death for denying him a sale, so… I’ll just choose to cover my rump by asserting that Vader is a good salesman by his charisma and sales pitches alone.

@wojtekburzynski654 3 ай бұрын

20 year plan still in work

@striverFor 3 ай бұрын

😂🤣

@jojotheswede8444 3 ай бұрын

Man, Deaf Vortex really is shy. Still got those psyhcotic tendencies though. Anyway, confidence gone, carry on.

@ItzDovah 2 ай бұрын

my guy why use ai voices! if you ever need some voices id be more than happy to lend my own for absolutely no cost!

@iswandimamat1001 2 ай бұрын

Hahaha 😂😅

@csmith3248 2 ай бұрын

Don’t be proud of this house sales business corporation you have invested, the ability to sell houses is insignificant next to the carpet sales industry