Cool thanks for telling

How did you post a lil image please tell me how to do it.

@@arm2687 it's a members only thing

holy shit this is clever

Also they would get extremely dizzy from spinning so much

@@Typicalusername43 good idea!

@@IvanTube0 Thank you!

Genius

Actually we can. Bcz of bugs

He did it in the video

Yeah’

Lol

It's not make sense because wiki says what he recognizes their teammates by color of team so in that case they will not shoot blue soldier and spy just because they wearing a red suit for a disguise

Could be an interesting concept for CtP and CtF, more Infiltration mechanics

in lore sentries are recognise members of team by color of clothes, so the only thing that dont make sense is your comment​@@user-cp9jk4jm5r

idea: the grenades solders wearing would explode if shot

That’s actually a genius idea

Robot Wars

Epic

Nice

Or rewire enemy robots

How has legit no one seen this

GOLCZEWO

Well it looks like it doesn't have any substances

Hello Hoovy Tube

Hi hoovy tube keep up the great work

the sentry prob. senses actual enemies instead of disguised ones

​@@keannoxyrenceesquivel2349 then why in actual Tf2 game .. you can disguise as spy and enemy sentry wont beat ur ass

​@@shreyaskumar5366 spy has a masking device

​@@shreyaskumar5366spy has advanced techno

@@JourniousTheRealOnethe advanced tech : mask with a face

No you just gain respect instead of horrify

@@noodles4814 respect from your team, horror from the enemies

Yeah

But at some point the heads Wil start decomposing

well, it is haunted.

Ugly it tastes ugly

R u eating yourself?

@@pixeltoxa9284 yes wait actung spy actung is German btw medic could tell you why

(melee crit) medic is zere even a point your life

chicken is best *break fast*

Rip

piss, on the contrary, disinfects wounds

Speaking of Jarate, that and Mad Milk can be shattered as they're glass jars which means it can also inflict bleed

if you don't believe, then look on the internet

@@surodensa Piss disinfects wounds when it hasn't been left to be consumed by bacteria, hasn't been left in a warm environment, and used soon after being pissed out. Piss, does not in fact, disinfect wounds when an australian man with ESRD pisses it and leaves it sitting there for several minutes, usually in the hot sun since most TF2 maps are in a desert environment. Not to mention the fact it's not even particularly effective as an anti-septic, with soap and water being 100x more effective... the main thing that it could be used for is to irrigate a wound when clean water is unavailable.

2nd is already in another video.

First reply lol

It will never beat the existence of The Engineer

Hey I know you from somewhere

wow this is one of the only comments I could find that isnt just an idea

Baugette

💀

Not enough bones. Blame SFM

@@matt_safair enough.

He is stabbing them right next to the spine into the gugular which would kill them quickly or instantly so youre smarter.

Correction: The heavy has severe scoliosis making it hard for the spy to find where his spine is

@@howdoicomment5932 But Then Spy would know that since he is like an assassin. One must know the weakness of the target

That's what I was going to say

Yep, that's the whole point of backstabbing in the first place...Putting the knife right where it would do the most good. However, any stab that does NOT instantly sever the spine (such as cutting the carotid or between the ribs & into the heart) might still leave a few seconds of life left for the target to retaliate, as long as they don't panic & can initially resist the pain (Heavy might resist like that); there would be only a few seconds to do so.

Also the medic killing people himself. I see you've read some Wikipedia Pages. Nice.

@@warpear3330 well to be honest as i know if combat medic uses his weapon he can be considered a combatant and shooted but im not an expert i just read few articles

I read an article on Wikipedia on war crimes once, and dat made me smarter. Small disclaimer: i'm stupid, and you should search it up by yourself. (war ruses and war crimes on Wikipedia) So basically, field medics can't direcly fire at the enemy or something, and you can't disguise as a medic using a red cross to then reveal yourself a military, but this is off-topic. I'm not sure about it, it's 50/50.

You are allowed to kill the medic if the medic shot his gun btw

@@greentea_DP yea so you are allowed only to kill incompetent one's

The sandvich, the Chicken, and the ugly

@@BongBong-Gaming y e s

2:43 Ugly

Sniper: apples

Cha Cha real smooth

I always thought that was an oxygen tank

@@diamondorebama5501 Even if it was oxygen it is still very pressurized.

Bosh ye true

Love your. Videos

You make great content

I’d take like 10 minutes but still I get your point

that's impossible since heavy doesn't have a chaining maching and can't put the bullets in a chain to go into the gun

@@KoolMoth can you imagin heavy sitting in spawn with glasses on and a bullet chain press hand stamping bullets from his bandoleer into a chain

@@original_cb0895 natasha.

@@original_cb0895 what he could do is drop the minigun, and with all that weight gone he could run faster.

second idea already happened

Real trench warfare hours

But this my idea...

Oh yeah

I saw in a comic that soldiers shovel couldnt really dig anything cause it was a pretty sheet quality

@@evee_evvillamar4477 yeah it just kept lighting on fire

True

Soldier's grenades weren't primed, and still had the pins in them. They might as well have been a slight surprise more than anything.

He was trying to push back the explosion by screaming.

Either way, if you hit the right spot you could hit the lungs, heart, or liver, since theres not much protection on your back

@@richardlounsbury295 the lungs wouldn t iinstantly incapacitate you. the heart maybe but there were people who survived being stabbed in the heard in modern times. The liver takes too long to kill you from bleeding (not days but definitely not instantly). plus the heavy is a pretty thick and muscular guy (we say he is fat but that guy is probably bear buff kind of guy) and judging by the lenght of spies knife it would have a hard time getting to the vital area especially in a fast paced situation. honestly the spine seems the best way to take the heavy out in 1 hit with that small of a blade since you don t need to kill in order to basically incapacitate someone by severing the spinal cord.

@@ZergMeTaSWORM i quote "A direct stab to the heart is survivable as long as you can receive appropriate treatment within minutes of the trauma. A thoractomy is considered the standard and most probable successful emergency medical procedure for an unprepared and unsterile site with minimal equipment, but it goes without saying that a surgeon, heart specialist or being close to an emergency room is a prerequisite. The difficulties faced are in evacuating the pooled blood and clot and closing the wound to the heart while maintaining manual systole to ensure there is blood flowing through the chambers for the lungs and for the body. It is important also to ensure that there is no blood flow being communicated between the chest cavities, and if so, the amount of blood loss becomes unrecoverable without the above emergency methods and application by a doctor. By saying this a violent and severe sharp trauma that punctures the heart will cause immediate arrest and death to follow in minutes, only prolonged by the remaining integrity of oxygen. The heart is one of three main targets to incapacitate someone violently and instantly. Should the heart be stopped by a severing of the vagus nerve which runs from the medulla through the cervical there will be no electrical pulse to contract the heart or if the carotid artery is shunted or severed and there is no blood flow to the heart, myocardial infarction occurs, and function will cease. This implies severe polytrauma to the cervical and/or carotid arteries will cause instant death. The longest one can survive a deep penetrating cut to the heart without immediate intervention will be the time it takes for the brain to cease functioning after the heart has stopped and the maximum time will be around 3-4 minutes." TL;DR direct stab to heart survivable if received appropriate treatment within minutes

@@richardlounsbury295 considering that the medigun can heal a fully opened chest cavity in a matter of second its sufice to say medical treatment is available in minutes. also we are talking about instant vs minutes. a direct severing of the spinal column produce paralysis instantly. it incapacitates the person instantly while a direct hit to the heart doesn't. and the discussion is whether the stab is INSTANTLY fatal and or incapacitating vs not. no one is saying you won t die from those with a high chance. also the discussion is withing universe but with real life logic applied. so we take into account that medigun is a thing that they are all combat veterans who delt with injuries and probably have a higher tolerance for said injuries, and that the blade of the spy is probably not long enough to cause major damage to heavy who is burly and muscular (since he carries a 200kg minigun like its nothing), i think its safe to assume that the only higher chance of incapacitating a target instantly is aiming for the cervical spine, and since the spy seems to be very skilled in handeling blades he might have the technique and knowledge to perform such a task.

This is what i was literally just thinking

True

he could have great stamina

So if that said, the actual running is a sprint mechanic, or maybe he just has a really cool stamina, by the fact that he likes caffeine, his motto is a proof of that.

Yes

Well sure he can he just starts teleporting across the map once hes tired so he can take a break.

*BF1 vibe instensifies*

noice

Technically shooting propain or petrol only makes a hole in the container, it would require a spark like in incinerating rounds

hey i sied that in the last epasode

It’s actually filled with air because there is tank of gas already on the flamethrower so I would suspect it would explode from presssure if fast enough

Agreed

*2 wise men

@@Faux_Fox_ what 2? There three engi,scout,heavy weapons guy You sure you countin man/gal Sorry if im impolite towards you

*hælp meyh.*

You spelled sandwich wrong

Oh wow, i guess no Scottish demo-mans here

😳

Then he says that sparks brushing off that his head just blew off

Question did demo die cause of stickyois

@@gamin_wit_ghost5894 no, but the next generation yes

So just 2fort with sentries?

Idea:the holiday punch wouldn’t make you laugh

I noticed that

Perhaps, He picked up an Ammo crate.

@@taveymavey6748 me too

*so damn true*

Every engineers worst nightmare lol

Hmmm invinsible isnt real bru?

True I like that idea as a spy main

@@linsi1074 Cloak is still technology, so it works.

Nathan Vetterlein: "ow my balls my BALLZ"

men i have been hit in the sack

@@happiest9225 **soviet salute intensifies** goodbye comrade

Big brain idea

No, critical hits would actually be when the enemy isn’t expecting you to hit, so it hurts more than usual

All weapons finally have physics.

Same with sniper

He has a real nice drum mag otherwise

Even a stick grenade gun

The scattergun is so fucked that realism cant ever apply

I never thought of that

bro scout is Strong

@@sebastienmakotercino8474 is he really He is just fast

Not that strong

@@hathatthechineseshark8168 true.

It sticks itself on

@@zOOpygOOpert i think it uses wires, since sentry is powered by some form of a computer (probably) due to being able to detect an enemy

He gets shocked

If he tried to touch it he'll get zapped

@fallout 76 guy He might as well rather smack it with the wrench

And some weapon reloading would take way way longer than they do in game. like for instance some of demos weapons he just pulls back on and it reloads, that doesn't make sense

Yeah and great idea Though that would be torture

@@lizzard3699 sticky launcher has a drum

Wasn't this already done in one of the previous iterations though?

@@artemefimov8215 yes I know, but demo can hold like what, 20+ stickys in 1 drum no wider than a frisbee?

Not neccesarily. It coukd be made of gallium or any of the soft metals.

@@bulkbogan2242 But it can still break their teeth if they try to bite it. Right?

@@metroidman64 If its full on metal, then yes

i think something like that was done in an original, dont know tho

@@crabking6450 No. I haven't seen it in the first one. Neither from 2 to 4.

Hm.. kind of like SCP:SL

@@kris089t2 not everyone has stickies

@@kris089t2 only the demoman has those.

@@quietsong2583 yes. Really anoying.

I wonder how effective that would be now that airblasting exists.

I prefer to use CIWS personally lol

It's probally a really strong amount, as most things that use engines can throw you off a bit with air. The issue is, how the hell is pyro getting jet plane amounts of launch into a flame thrower.

That’s the idea. It wouldn’t be strong enough, as how the hell does all that crap fit in there?

@@timelessfriends6404 just got it today. If his airblasts have that much power pyro should be fucking roasting 30 percent of the map.

@@omiheaddev7090 Bruh.

amendment his flames should roughly take up like, most of upward's first cap point. Then the airblasts are just really mundanee

Demoman voice: "what's this now?!"

Fantastic forth wall break. XD

Maybe they could fall on them or something XD

Don’t forget pyro being able to do his trailer justice burning whole maps to the ground.

That was the original idea for the game but then they decided they didn't want someone would change class to do somthing then change back rather then waiting for someone on there team to do it and they didn't want that

heavy's minigun could tear a wooden house apart too

Maybe , we don't have a whole lot of information about Australium . It can be as heavy as gold or as light as aluminum.

Wouldn’t hit make the user and anyone nearby physically stronger thus allowing them to carry it?

@@ciancaldera6542 yes but no. Since australium takes a long time to sink in. Also acilues have you heard of tf2’s canon

@@caslert9868 tanks for the correction

No,its like gold spray paint.

it's too late though, we isn't coming back.....

@@sewpkan1297 uh yeah we ain't comin back from 2020

@@sewpkan1297 is it because rick may died?

did you forget this is "if TF2 was realistic"?

@@RondaBriggs I think he was talking about he's voice actor Rick May

Yes

Sentries

Yes I agree

demoman creating their own mini-nuke

@@nichsulol4844 yes

or through the brain stem

@@leahflops9425 maybe depends where your aiming when backstabbing

I thought because you can pierce the heart or lungs with no ribcage to protect it

Yep

@bored ye like backstabbing on the side of the back would damage a few muscles but wont kill

Enemy team win Enemy team : Prepare to die Your team : No u

If you know ur enemy and know urself you need not fear the result of a hundred battle war -sun tzu... Probably

and they can't shoot the enemy for surrendering because it's a warcrime

Look behind the Sentry

Zach are you stupid? TF2 came out first so he can't be junkrat you juvenile jar-pissing jalopy

@@vodago r/rare burns

@@Datoneguy_9343 ikr

@@Datoneguy_9343 ew you must be from Reddit eugh I can smell you from here

Nah bad idea it is the same that atomic bombs detonated because of falling

yes

Thats kinda possible in the original game

When your turn visible you can do backstabs

@@claudioandkindash7761 not trying to offend ya, but it doesn't work buddy. I think valve made this for balancing. Not too OP much

Oh

Well , thats acctualy fast , as the Dispenser has Machinegun drums and chains , and the dispenser also seem to have a little micro tiny itti bitty Gas station

Pyro he could just insert run a gas hose into the dispenser which could be fast to refuel

@@Excaliburumbra801 microscopic wireless tube

the spectacle wouldn't break but be melted by the body temperature of the victim

@@thewafflegamer6152 you mean Spy-cycle

Its spy cicle

spy-cycle

But you can stab with ice

yeah

Disgusting, but interesting

Dire Hellspawn I mean they call the area under two fort sewers alreadu

Simply genius

I mean if there is more water then piss then there would only be a slight hint of sinpers piss drowned in water

Hotel: Trivago

You: Kazotsky Rasputin

More like.. Engineer: cake :3

This is: Requeim

@@rbelizairo2640 I'm not Russian I'm Ukranian :|

ideas: the medic can use stem cells or the medigun can use electricity to encourage the blood cells to repair faster, how ever this would make the person being healed use up lots of energy and be tired. spy would use a suit that can bend light see here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jNyIa5egxMubpqc.html

Hey medic a good doctor his license is gone for stealing a skeleton

Wait the medi gun is a firehouse? Then why dont they just run people over with the firetrucks!

Ah yes, my favorite food. *ū g ł ÿ .*

Repeat after me.... Ugly (I meant not you)

Help! Uhh, no Net!

@@user-pi5sl7cn4p нет

Actually,Ugli is a fruit. Also known as the Jamaican Tangelo.

Nope, it's fair and balanced

@@MorsBieg Aye.

Happy Muselk noise

they will exist only in meele bc in all weapons like the rocket launcher all hits will be crits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

just in head and PAINESS