*TUMIGAS TITE*

"I own everything in this video." Well. That's not a line you come accross everyday.

"Hey, what are you listening to?" Oh you know, it's.... it's uh....um.... P-pen... Pne... I don't know.

I taught myself how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in fourth grade and to this day that's basically my one skill.

Me: *accidentally inhales ultrafine volcanic particles* Also me: *thinks of this song* “... Nice...”

Looked it up: Pneumono ("Lung") Ultra-microscopic Silico ("Silicon/Silica") Volcano Coniosis ("Disease/Pathological caused by DUST") Title of the song: "Lung disease from inhaling ultra-microscopic silica volcano dust".

The title is longer than my will to live

We actually had to learn this word in 4th grade It’s pretty easy when split Pneu Mono Ultra Microscopic Silico Volcano Coniosis Pneumoniultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Me: what’s the wifi password Friend: look at the back of the router The back of the router:

Friend:”What are you listening to?” Me:*sucked in breath* *PNEU-*

Friend: What is your favourite song? Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Why are you asking?

"papaano nga ba huminga?" me : literally fucking gasping for air trying to sing the lyrics

Me: So Doc, what's the name of the medicine I have to buy? Doctor:

"What's your favorite song?" "I... don't exactly remember..."

And we thought “paradichlorobenzene” was a tongue twister.

nice, Philippines language, japanese vocaloid. *_perfection_*

"I own everything in this video." Wow. Such a badass thing to say on KZfaq. This is BOSS.

Next song: Silivolcanichippopigiateapotatoeverydayforsevnyearsandimstialive

Dasu be like: Time to make a new song! *Smashes keyboard* It's ready

This was recommended to me when Taal volcano erupted. Oh no-

Hearing a vocaloid song in my native language makes me go "sAndali lAng-"

I searched "eh2hgeushdgeudj" and scrolled down for hours, and this is what I got.

Space-bar *exists*; Dasu: I'm bout to end this whole man's career

Finally a song where Len sings but doesn’t die.

Friend: "This song's pretty cool, what's it called?" Me: I, uhh...

I tried to say the name, but I accidentally summoned a deamon.

Pneumo...mo..noul....what? "Dude, what are you listening?" Hmm.... Pneumonia?

I just typed "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeosis" in and accidentally discovered a certified banger.

Doctor : What brings you here Patient : I have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

OH The title is "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", it's a lung disease that is caused by inhaling fine dust and sand. It's nice because it explains the lyric "Pano nga ba, Papaano nga ba huminga" like they have a difficulty breathing. In the desc, it also says "Ignorance is a very fine silica dust that is dangerous when inhaled." the title makes sense ;) Welp I'm going to go to the corner now, making theories---

When you thought writing Nakakapagbagabag is hard enough

When he said "How do you breath again" I felt that

i really love this song despite that i cant understand a single word, it sounds exactly like chaos in my head

BOI STOP MAKING THESE TITLES SO LONG. U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SEARCH FOR U SHIIITTTTT.

"What's your favorite song?" Uhh... * takes a deep breath *

Taal: *errupted* KZfaq Recommendation: hey watch this it fits your day

When you don't know what username will you use because the username you want is already used

I like how your titles are getting longer and longer ;)

Next songs- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (or hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia), antidisestablishmentarianism, floccinaucinihilipilification and a place in Wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Host: Welcome everyone! We will now present our first performer [My name]! who will be performing the song... The song: Host: *oh*

What an appropriate time to play this

Next Upload: Dasu - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I think you need to change the name, it’s a wee bit too short.

Welcome back I know its not your first time here

I literally just searched "volcano lung disease song" and this was the 10th result.

When I lose an argument online *STARTSFURIOUSLYTYPING*

When a pilipino otaku watch a vocaloid and decided to do this. HELL YES

Perfect way to vibe as the Taal Volcano erupts

I accidentally layed my arm across my keyboard and hit enter as well into the KZfaq search bar and this came up. I’m glad I stumbled onto this though

Dasu: Time to write a song -*writes the song *- Dasu: Time to give a name to it -*sit on the keybord *- *Dasu: PeRfEcT*

**Sees Len's pose** *EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY*

Dasu saying "i own everything in this video" IS EVERYTHING

Next song, Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovocanoconiosis And I thinking that Nakakapagpabagabag would be difficult to speak XD

how tf am i supposed to recommend this song to my friends

*Moment Of Silence Who Can’t Find This Song*

Friend: “So what do you listen to” Me: “you might wanna sit down”

_How I imagine Dasu when he/she uploaded this video, after he/she had woken:_ Dasu: Well... IT'S TIME TO MAKE HARD TO SAY AND WRITE A TITTLE OF A SONG. MORE HARD THAN NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG *evil laughs*

Imagine having to type this in letter by letter before playlist existed

Pinoproblema niya ang wakas, walang inumpisahan. My modules felt that.

I found that word looking for the longest English word. Interesting to find that someone made a song.

Mom: what are u listening 2 Me: pneumnoltramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconisis Mom: ano Me: in short, its something when u inhale ash Mom: that's a song? Me: it is now

First it's nakakapagpabagabag then this what's next? *Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz*

*WHAT A PERFECT SONG FOR WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK* _(Im talking about the volcano eruption of Taal.)_

Title’s bigger than my future.

00:00 - 3:16 is the best part tbh ☆

Doctor: it’s a baby boy Me:awwwww Also doctor: What will you name him? Me:oh I have some ideas Doctor:ok Me: I have decided.... Me:Pneumonoultramicroscohcsilicovolcanoconiosis

I can safely say, after months of looking for it again, this was the very first Vocaloid song I ever listened to. Thank you.

For anybody wondering, pneamonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is pronounced new-ma-no-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcano-cone-ee-osis

the only reason this has only 300k views is because nobody will ever find it because of its name

Me: Psh, this song's name is easy to remember. also me: *What was the first letter again?*

-hey wanna hang out today -sorry bro im listening to lung disease

no one: old panic at the disco song titles:

I thought you were just joking like last year Well *JOKES ON ME NOW* it's really a song!

For the people who was just recomended ghis likd me, this is pronounced: New-mono-ultra-micro-scopic-silly-co-volcano-coni-osis

I don't know how it was so easy for me to remember the name of this song after 2 years :0

WELCOME TO PUMP IT UP 2023 PHOENIX!!

And the winner for the long Ass title is

meanwhile in an apartment in Portugal women: Honey, it's neighbor's kid is playing those asian songs again man: Why? it's 3 am! who in their right mind would listen to music at 3 am me: DASU'S NEW SONG IS HERE!

"What are you listening to?" **INHALES**

I guess the grammarly ad was accurate for once

Friend: so what’s that song you like Me: it’s uh... uh.... imma just send you a link to it

Filipinos: *pupunta* Kagamine Len style: *poopoonta*

I think we can all be certain now that you DID NOT search this video up. This doesn’t just happen. If it did, what the *hell* is wrong with you?! WHY WOULD YOU MEMORIZE THAT!?1!?

Все: рофлят про то что название песни слишком длинное Я: Блин, какой же чувственный и грустный альбом

I remember this title because it's the longest word in the dictionary and when I was like 10 I thought the best use of my time to memorize it.

*looks at the title* -Ok... I... I dont even...

Dude this is a nightmare to type in spotify if you forget the artist

"Top ten words Eminem was too scared to rap"

Imagine calling your song the longest word in the Oxford Dictionary

THERE'S FRENCH SUBTITLES IM DONE-- Dasu is perfect. Hi from France :D

It'll sound weird, but this wasn't the first song named "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcaniosis", there's another.

Welcome to Pump it Up 2023 Phoenix!

omg I thought I'd be hearing keyboard noises again hahaha

Pronounciation: New-mono-ultra-micro-scopic-sili-co-volcano-con-ee-oh-sis

Friend : What's your favourite song? Me : *Inhales* Nakakapagpabagabag and Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, why did you ask?

Wow youtube reccomending me this after the Taal Volcano eruption thanks

Artist: what should we name this song Someone in the room: I've got an idea KZfaq: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I remember hearing the instrumental for this in a live stream a while back and it's so fucking good.

"Ignorance is a very fine silica dust that is dangerous when inhaled." PNEUMONIULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANONIOSIS (LUNG DISEASE CAUSED BY INHILATION OF SILICONE DUST AND VOLCANIC ASH) Sa kanta sinimulan (The lullaby of sadness) Ang hele ng lumbay (Started with a song) Sumabay si Paraluman (The muse sang along) Sa ginto idinaan (Compensated with gold,) Akala mo ba na (You think) Lahat ay makakalimutan? (Everything is easily forgotten?) Liyak-iyak ka pa (You cry and cry) Pinoproblema niya ang wakas (Worrying about the end) Walang inumpisahan (Without starting) Sino ka nga pala? (Anyway who are you?) Uulit ka rin ha, (Are you going to repeat it,) Tulad nila? (Like them?) HAAAlika rito (Come here,) O halika rito't sumayaw! (O come here and dance!) Napakasaya mo, hindi ba? (You're so happy, right?) Palakpakan (Applause,) Nagpapalakpakan na sila! (They're applauding) Binabalewalang maaga (Rejectibg early) Paano nga ba (How do you,) Papaano nga ba huminga? (How do you breathe again?) At 'san ka nga ba pupunta? (And where are you going?) Dito, dito (Here, here) O halika rito't sumayaw! (O come here and dance,) La~ la~ la~ la~ la~~ Sa ginto sinimulan (The unfortunate facade) Saklap na pagpanggap (Started with gold) Tinanggi ni Parlaluman (The muse denies) Sa kanta idinaan (Compensated with a song) Akala mo rin ba (Do you also think that) Ang lahat ay wala na? (Everything is already gone?) Ayaw kong tumanggi, ngunit asan ang budhi? (I don't want to hesitate but where is the conscience?) Wala kaming alam. (We don't know anything.) Wala kaming alam. (We don't know anything.) Bakit ka pa tumatanggi, pagdsisisi, nasa huli~ (Why are you hesitant, regret, always in the end~) Aaaaaaaaah Haruka rito, (Come here,) O halika rito't sumayaw! (O come here and dance!) Napakasaya mo, hindi ba? (You're so happy, right?) Palakpakan, (Applause,) Nagpaplakpakan na sila! (They're applauding!) Binabalewalang maaga (Rejecting early) Paano nga ba, (How do you,) Papaano nga ba huminga? (How do you breathe again?) At 'San ka nga ba pupunta? (And where are you going?) Dito, dito (Here, here) O halika rito't sumayaw! (Come here and dance!) La~ la~ la~ HAAAlika rito (Come here,) O halika rito't sumayaw! (O come here and dance!) Napakasaya mo, hindi ba? (You're so happy, right?) Palakpakan, (Applause,) Nagpaplakpakan na sila! (They're applauding!) Binabalewalang maaga (Rejecting early) Paano nga ba, (How do you,) Papaano nga ba huminga? (How do you breathe again?) At 'san ka nga ba pupunta? (And where are you going?) Dito, dito (Here, here) O halika rito't sumayaw! (Come here and dance!) La~ la~ la~ la~ la~~