{YTP} ~ Food (Full Series) with Chef Jonathan Lonathan

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Every canon entry to the series in one continuous compilation.
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00:00 How to Food
06:35 What to Food
11:44 Where to Food
16:27 When to Food
22:33 Why to Food
28:25 Who to Food
33:49 Whether to Food
40:08 Credits

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@viator_j 2 ай бұрын

Finally, the Chef Jonathan Lonathan Powerathan Hourathan is here

@THEACTUALLDL123 2 ай бұрын

and now we need a dvd set of this masterpiece.

@Danominator 2 ай бұрын

Or, the alternative title: The Johnathan Paul Power LawL

@scoob6505 2 ай бұрын

@@Danominator The Johnathan Lonathan Triathlonathan

@ozymandiasuncia4919 2 ай бұрын

The Johnathan Lonathan Marathonathan

@cheetosugar695 2 ай бұрын

Jonathan Lonathan will be right back after these commercial worcials.

@averagewhiteguy2 2 ай бұрын

"This is cheese. Cheese is stored in the... I'm not gonna say it. It's not the time. Nevermind." Extremely underrated joke. LMAO

@MrBeardsley 2 ай бұрын

“And the carbon dioxide gets trapped.” [Admiral Akbar appears] “It’s a- fill in the blank.”

@SlaughterhouseDb 2 ай бұрын

OMG i didn't get it until now

@pengil3 Ай бұрын

BALLS! CHEESE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!

@KBY30 2 ай бұрын

“This is a pretty typical example of nothing” is one of my favorite jokes of all time

@governor_explosion 2 ай бұрын

It’s tied with the equal but opposing energy of “Something something something” “SPECIFY!” from Woods.

@Faithpop98 2 ай бұрын

Then it cut straight to "Let's turn on the oven." Makes it even funnier

@thegoodgeneral 2 ай бұрын

It just has so many applications in real life.

@ob2kenobi388 2 ай бұрын

The perfect video to watch while having a meal made up of gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, lukewarm water, Jonathan-warm water, baking powder, baking soda, baking water, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, powdered sugar, brown sugar, brown water, dark chocolate chips, buttermilk, eggs, rolled oats, oil and vinegar, again: oil and vinegar, vegetable oil, olive oil, canola oil, The Egg, cheese, olives, cucumbers, tomatoes, raw onions, REAL olives, parsley, thyme, flour (NOT ALWAYS), chips, toast, soda, batter, food: the magic ingredient, carbon dioxide, a sponge, a living plant, cubes, emotion, Skillet, a sharp knife, rust, a good wrist, your fingers, your local dentist, a family of four not-so-hungry people, and syrup on the side (or waste product, if you want a REALLY kinky muffin)!

@eeveemaster2206 2 ай бұрын

how are you eating every food

@IQ-of-a-Goldfish 2 ай бұрын

nah, I'll muffin't

@MakusinMeringue 2 ай бұрын

Good food

@ob2kenobi388 2 ай бұрын

@@eeveemaster2206 With my mouth! :D

@AnonymousAxolotl-fx6jk 2 ай бұрын

Serve with cornflakes, bacon, eggs, latkes, pizzadillas, and spanakopita... SPANAKOPITA!!

@scarymeunster9095 2 ай бұрын

_The Johnathan Lonathan Anthologan : The 5 Ws of Food_ *_In Theaters Eventually_*

@AlwaysCooodooolu6 2 ай бұрын

Or more accurately, _The 6 Ws and 1 H of Food_

@Circuitssmith 2 ай бұрын

It’ll be out when it’s out, and we like that. It’ll be out when it’s out. But great work ethic.

@noisepuppet 2 ай бұрын

Who What Wet Warm Wetter Water

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 ай бұрын

@@noisepuppetWhey, When, Whet, Why, and sometimes Yeet.

@Hunteriffic86 2 ай бұрын

And put

@finsterhund 2 ай бұрын

"all you have to do is pull out a cup to get a sippy" entered my lexicon and refused to leave. I say it almost every day.

@SJHartsfield 2 ай бұрын

same same same

@ghostprojekt 2 ай бұрын

Hey man, if life gives you a cup you gotta pull it out and have a sippy.

@lucianite0 2 ай бұрын

For me that's "Luke cold" and "Kalamata Halamata Olives"

@Tirgo69 2 ай бұрын

Every time I see soup in any context I'm reminded of Wow! It's Made 3 "soup, soup, just eat the contents"

@ShinMajin 2 ай бұрын

For me, it's, "Oh no! It's food. No one needs to know."

@aspuzling 2 ай бұрын

"Emotion" as he slices through thin air is incredible

@shawnomancy 2 ай бұрын

I literally bought an Infomaniac LEGO minifig (at considerable expense ...) to put on our knicknack shelf because my partner and I kept saying "I did not put" "whoops, you have to put" to each other after watching the original vids.

@shawnomancy Ай бұрын

Also “screggs” is now the standard term in our household

@santa_with_a_gun 15 күн бұрын

but do you randomly reverse words (skillet = skiks, bomb = bob)

@d-floe 2 ай бұрын

Canon entries implies the existence of Chef Jonathan Lonathan AU videos and Fanfics

@DaThings 2 ай бұрын

"Jon Locke Feeds the Emo Eaters" from 2012 and "The Leftovers" on DaThings2 are not canon

@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280 Ай бұрын

@@DaThingsWe'll see.. about THAT!

@UsagiNintendoGirl Ай бұрын

I mean, didn't Captpan6 make a Jonathan Lonathan YTP? that'd be Jonathan Lonathan fanfiction.

@ernestcruz6316 2 ай бұрын

"The only thing we have to food is food itself." Now that's heavy man. Thanks for reposting your magnum opus. Praise Jonathan Lonathan, the man who took two turntables and a microphone and taught us to food, whilst making broccoli disappear in a microwave oven.. Nevoven.

@smooshpopper2 2 ай бұрын

12:32 Rain Salad still kills me whenever i think about it, please just call it rain salad

@LakeFX 2 ай бұрын

6:44 I want this played at my funeral with ZERO explanantion

@MakusinMeringue 2 ай бұрын

I have been saying "frerf bread" a lot over these past few years, thank you for reminding me that Jonathan Lonathan taught me that.

@MrBeardsley 2 ай бұрын

I got 20 minutes into this before realizing I forgot to turn the captions on, had to start over.

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 ай бұрын

Yup, I'm with you, the captions *_are a must_* and genuinely add to the experience!

@itsvondell 2 ай бұрын

"cheese is stored in the ... I'm not gonna say it" still gets me every time

@panicathedogpark 2 ай бұрын

“The only thing we have to food is food itself” Such a perfect wrap up for such a legendary series. Love you, Chef Jonathan Lonathan ❤️

@aaronsegal6052 2 ай бұрын

Oh no! It's Food (Full Series) with Chef Jonathan Lonathan. Nobody has to know...

@zestyaardvarks 2 ай бұрын

"The only thing we have to food is food itself." Clearly a sentence never before used.

@GryphinHusky 2 ай бұрын

The fact that it's titled (Full Series) makes me sad. The Food Series is one of my favorite long-running YTP series from you. I know there's probably no more Johnathan Lonathan content to use, but I still yearned to see more.

@jdubelijah2385 Ай бұрын

Toriyama also thought dragon ball was over at the end of the original manga, maybe this is just the beginning /sar

@fen4554 2 ай бұрын

"i'm actually a mediteraa-raia-aian salad dressin-" "Shhh"

@KhanadaRhodes 2 ай бұрын

i will forever refer to water that's just slightly cooler than tepid water as lukecold water.

@facepur 2 ай бұрын

This series was one of your best, but I really appreciated that added dedication to Rick. It sent me searching down a rabbit hole that took me to his obituary page, where even Jonathan had left a note talking about his lifelong friendship from when they both met at 19. Those two are certainly deserving to be immortalized in the best way, as a DaThings YTP.

@NONOOBZ4EVR 2 ай бұрын

I long for Lonathan

@NONOOBZ4EVR 2 ай бұрын

wait

@huskobusko 2 ай бұрын

_longathan_

@CalebTibster 2 ай бұрын

With how long this is, I’m tempted to download it and listen to it like an audiobook. I might even subject my brother to it, since I’m going on a long road trip with him soon.

@Dr.Quarex 2 ай бұрын

I dunno though I just died at the Swedish Chef visual while he said "derk cherklet cherps" and I would not have thought of that if just listening to it

@CalebTibster 2 ай бұрын

@@Dr.QuarexYeah, doing it would mean missing out on the visual gags, which are a lot of the fun in YTPs. Doing it is a lot funnier in concept than it would be in practice.

@JrIcify 2 ай бұрын

You could download it as a video. I'm pretty sure every video playing app on phones lets you lock the screen and just listen.

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 ай бұрын

Once I found out that DaThings creates subtitles for all the videos, I make sure to always have them on as I find that they truly *enhance* the experience. So if you do subject your brother to it, I say make him watch it with the subtitles on so he gets the full intended lawl experience. 😊 (it also kind of distracts from the obvious scene cuts)

@Danominator 2 ай бұрын

I've been debating on who to food for months, thank you for this comprehensive guide

@jonasnygren7230 2 ай бұрын

But did you think about whether to food?

@marcoamazo 2 ай бұрын

Or maybe even why the food

@TrueMarble64 Ай бұрын

I watched the entirety of this with my dad, and when My dad was giving me cucumbers, Johnathan Lonathan was saying "Cute Little Cukes." and Coincidentally, He was serving me that and we both laughed at how he gave me what Johnathan Lonathan was saying. I'll never forget that moment. (Yay! He predicted the future.)

@hobo-lu-knight 2 ай бұрын

Continually glad that DaThings puts subtitles on these, my APD ass would NOT understand it otherwise.

@Tommynyp33 2 ай бұрын

Timers to measure time, "thermometers to measure thermomets and mometers to measure mom and measuring containers to measure measurements" 😂😂😂

@vulpesaustralis1452 10 сағат бұрын

I love how terse he is when he says the last part😂

@AnonymousAxolotl-fx6jk 2 ай бұрын

Finally... the sequel to Whether to Food that we've all been waiting for... Definitely to Food!!

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 ай бұрын

Wait, is TODAY the official Chef Johnathan Lonathan Day, and *that's* why we got this "______ to Foods" video?! 😮

@VioletIsOnTheNets 2 ай бұрын

not a minute in and "flour... NOT ALWAYS." still gets me

@StiaanyBoy 2 ай бұрын

HaH, Yeet.

@AlexW5354 2 ай бұрын

The captions being correct makes it soooo much funnier. Love it

@prof4443 2 ай бұрын

It’s a great day for Jonathans and Lonathans everywhere.

@Pigmedog 2 ай бұрын

random thing but as a person with hypersensitivity i really appreciate the use of the muted beep sound, makes it much easier to watch. keep up the good work as usual

@biggestastiest 2 ай бұрын

it really is so nice

@wilsonsecaur1015 2 ай бұрын

Now that's what I call cinema

@Bauter87 2 ай бұрын

I got hit real hard with "I'm Alaskan *shorts out*" made me laugh waaay too hard

@SynestriaVI Ай бұрын

i'm so glad i'm not the only one

@erik_moenart Ай бұрын

18:44 I so appreciate that for the fire alarm you used the proper code 3 temporal signal. It’s the small things that count and you nailed it. Also, I now know when to food thanks to you.

@wandererscoda 2 ай бұрын

Did I rewatch this series just a couple of weeks ago? Yes. Will I be watching this entire video? Also yes

@gutterbaby8382 2 ай бұрын

Jonathan Lonathan has taught me everything I know.

@SonOfaChipwich 2 ай бұрын

Jonathan Lonathan Marathonathan

@96Grayman 2 ай бұрын

We don’t talk about pesto, no no no! 💃🕺💃🕺

@SJHartsfield 2 ай бұрын

Delicious. Finally some good fucking FooF

@TTFNG063 2 ай бұрын

I couldn’t come up with a good Johnathan Lonathan joke so here’s a random quote: “Feta is a cheese.”

@Yakal001 4 күн бұрын

Be scared of plain yogurt

@Roro_2338 Ай бұрын

I'M FROM TEXAS YALL will live with me forever in my brain until the day I die

@alyssahorton2762 2 ай бұрын

The amount of times I quote Chef Jonathan Lonathan through out the day, is obscene. Thank you for making my day to day vocabulary a giant pile of (KZfaq) Poop :^D

@gnbman Күн бұрын

The deadpan delivery of ridiculous sentence-mixed lines is incredible.

@dannyatwell5250 Ай бұрын

I'm going through a really tough breakup and this video helped me laugh out loud. Thanks Jonathon Lonathon

@KorenLesthe 2 ай бұрын

What kind of DOOF makes a YTP FOOD compilation ? The obvious answer is a powerful Yes.

@saint_lewis 2 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the series that has introduced such phrases into my everyday vocab as “Hold Up, I’m Confoodsed” and “Cinnamoninamon”

@fearanger1 2 ай бұрын

Hell yea... ingredience

@lunameriweather7693 2 ай бұрын

snense

@kryten88 2 ай бұрын

I hope we get a new Wow It's Made soon. Those things are some of the best videos ever uploaded to KZfaq.

@123cityperson Ай бұрын

the reset button and the blueberries poem always gets me

@personnel5757 2 ай бұрын

I have awaited the return of Chef Jonathan Lonathan :D Thanks DaThings!

@DanielDan-rg9zw 2 ай бұрын

Jonathan is my favorite Lonathan, but he forgot the most important ingredient... a mammoth

@DanielDan-rg9zw 2 ай бұрын

The word mixing is the best thing in a YTP and DaThings is nailing it! My chest hurts from laughing!

@artc1 Ай бұрын

Dirk Chirclirt Chirps had me crying for an hour!!!😂😂😂

@cardfightersclash 2 ай бұрын

Nothing makes me uncontrollably laugh like the section of the guy drinking the boba tea😂

@novalessthanthree 2 ай бұрын

Dallas? Salad!

@zerglinator 2 ай бұрын

I'll always love the reset button wiping out whatever was in the microwave

@dylanwalker9868 2 ай бұрын

I could cry I am so happy they’re all in one place

@MeadowGearSolid Ай бұрын

"Huh. Yeat. 😏" always gets me

@natgrant1364 2 ай бұрын

This was absolutely brilliant, Ellie! Thanks for the laughs. :)

@ABoyNamedCharlotte 2 ай бұрын

i'm so happy to see this. this has been my favorite YTP series of all time

@ginpachi1 2 ай бұрын

Waow, I was going through the playlist recently anyway, another reason to rewatch my favorite series, thanks!

@nervousbroad413 Ай бұрын

thank you for the gift that is the food series, I come and watch this when i'm having a bad day and it always cheers me up :')

@mothbazooka Ай бұрын

Your unique humor and personality shines through in your edits and that's why your videos are so lasting and special

@dominikschneeweihs9538 2 ай бұрын

OMG Thank you!! This is my favourite YTP to fall asleep to!

@mrWendybird 2 ай бұрын

Analogue horror comedy at its finest 👌

@Lucifersfursona Ай бұрын

This video answers an ancient prayer for ideal sketchbook accompaniment noises

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 ай бұрын

This is one of my fav DaThings series, and is one of the first that I binged once stumbling upon the channel! 🤘 It resulted in lots of laughs! Not just by me, but by my mom as well, as we listened to a couple while stuck in road construction traffic last summer 😁♥️

@TonyBMan 2 ай бұрын

Thanks DaThings! Now I can finally Food.

@TheRoadtoJapan 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for blessing us 🙏 Will be marathoning this tonight and with my wife and kids in the future in our home theatre 😍✨

@StormBurnX Ай бұрын

I can't believe it took six entire minutes to finally give in and do a SuS joke.

@peternicholas3719 Ай бұрын

This comp is pure gold. In gonna watch this over and over for like a week lol

@ToddAstroth Ай бұрын

34:23 - Most important lesson of all: Remember this Jelly Donut, because YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK...

@HalfTimeLazer 2 ай бұрын

Your videos are all treasures

@The_CretinCreature 2 ай бұрын

Thank you dathings for being dedicated to your work, raising a generation and never being a creep

@dum_potat 2 ай бұрын

YES!!!! YES!!!! FINALLY!!!! THE LONATHAN SAGA!!!!

@Cowloverdude 2 ай бұрын

Is the Biden opacity thing a shout out to very tall bart? Lmao!!! Amazingly hilarious video, I absolutely lost it at the jalapeño joke

@juliuspleaser4675 Ай бұрын

I hope chef Lonathan loves these, he seems like he would 🥹

@nondescriptusername3665 Ай бұрын

Your finest work.

@emcnasty2033 2 ай бұрын

Food: The definitive collection ❤️

@lan-kun-officialchannel8285 2 ай бұрын

What an amazing series!

@pugsly6338 2 ай бұрын

My new favorite longform video on youtube.

@LakeFX 2 ай бұрын

Finally. A YTP to serve threeople

@charlesgurley7030 2 ай бұрын

I first learned to food warshing Johna Lona

@Dr_Sex_Phd Ай бұрын

2:16 *this is not lukewarm this is lukecold* kills me every time 😂

@Seydaschu 2 ай бұрын

I still have to wonder if Chef Jonathan Locke is aware of all of these!~

@DanteTorn 2 ай бұрын

I always wonder what the people in DaThings YTPs would if they saw them. I'd like to think they'd find it at least a little amusing.

@smashwhammy Ай бұрын

i mean, some former Jeopardy contestants whose episodes got turned into the Jeopardy's Tooth series found them and commented on those videos

@alyxgraff9121 2 ай бұрын

Yes! A Johnathon Lonathan movie! I can't wait to watch this back to back with Shrek Re-told 2!

@Fishpasta4 2 ай бұрын

'Oh no! It's food. Nobody has to know'

@tiny_m0w 2 ай бұрын

this is great, thank you.

@klutzybea Ай бұрын

That ARMS joke was the deepest cut...

@darkychao 2 ай бұрын

23:14 "extremely virtually" this joke still kills the hell out of me no matter how many times I've heard it.

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 29 күн бұрын

I'm going to be updating this with some of my favorite lines because there's too many to remember by the end. But, I'm so far already cackling at the ingredient list consisting of "Olives and tomatoes" and then later, "REAL olives". What the heck then were the other olives?! 😂 Also on the ingredient list was specifically, "A family of four not-so-hungry people." Crap, I could only find a family of three not-so-hungry people. Can I make up the difference by adding more real olives? Aroundd 3:25, the bottle informing him, "I'm actually a Mediterranean salad dress--" all to get a "Shh..." and the lid quickly screwed back on to shut them up 😂😂 Next:"Want to know how to tell if a pear is ripe?" *Proceeds to violently bash the pear* 😅 "Did you know that four Americans will become born this year? And last year, this country died?" Deep...