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@marcdurand2275 Жыл бұрын
The horse shot was really deadly... I hope the man is ok.
@usmcdevildog6935 Жыл бұрын
Hell no he ain't okay... better hope his a$$ is still alive 😅🤣😂
@AlexAdam-sp5ri Жыл бұрын
@@usmcdevildog6935😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@92pkg 11 ай бұрын
I hope so too, but I think he should consider himself lucky if he is still alive.
@Henry-ep6qy 11 ай бұрын
I was the guy in that horse video and unfortunately I was killed. Please send thoughts and prayers
@chris1773 11 ай бұрын
Hes dead inside and out at the same time
@WOG-WrathOfTheGods Жыл бұрын
Just a quick tip for anyone watching and passing by - NEVER approach a horse from behind , In fact don't even stand behind a horse .
@danielponiatowski7368 Жыл бұрын
my X has several horses and does that all the time, i give their rears a wide berth and she reckons i shouldnt be scared. they would never kick her she says, maybe not on purpose but what if something stings them or fukn anything. it happend and she got a nice big bruise for her trouble, had some excuse or reason, dont matter if its done on purpose or not hey just stay away from their rear.
@flyingmunk8956 Жыл бұрын
Yeah somone I know of used to say the same.. horse loves her, won't kick her... She now wears a helmet full time... no fukn joke.
@blakecolden4635 Жыл бұрын
It just depends how long youve been around the horse and trust and also just knowledge and skills
@floriflorensen4252 Жыл бұрын
@@blakecolden4635 nope. its the same like an experienced driver. There are allways other factors, which you can not influence. And for this is one rule I learnd in my riding lessons, not to stay or do something behind the horse if it is not really necessary.
@SUPERBUZZED Жыл бұрын
Forget that! 🙆♂️ PARKOUR!!
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
Even in the cook pot, that crab was gonna die fightin!
@aaronburdon221 Жыл бұрын
He was like "Witness me" lol
@skyjuice11 Жыл бұрын
That was tom n jerry scream in real life
@NICEFINENEWROBOT 11 ай бұрын
Cooking living critter is just so ... ugly, unfair, inhumane, low-minded. I did it once with mussels, had to eat them all, and felt unforgiven. Never again! I can kill a hen, a rooster, a goose, a duck... but never again cook a living thing (or wash a spider down the drain and the like).
@JoshPhoenix11 11 ай бұрын
You can tell by the mounted crab sketch above the sink that this family sure does love their crabs.
@oscarsalo 11 ай бұрын
@@skyjuice11 yes! So true😅
@stevenstojic1439 Жыл бұрын
The fish guy had the best reaction. Easy come easy go.
@sakatababa Жыл бұрын
he fed a seal. he should be happy.
@laineyidkwhatelsetowrite6744 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the seal gets the best dinner of his life.
@robertsalmen7189 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully , they got the picture
@stevehope6283 10 ай бұрын
@@robertsalmen7189they got a video.🙄
@robertsalmen7189 10 ай бұрын
@@stevehope6283 WHOOOSSH
@jasonerb1049 Жыл бұрын
The horse guy got knocked tf out to another galaxy
@goddessbybirth8456 10 ай бұрын
Damn 💀
@freebolt5913 10 ай бұрын
That was beautiful.
@myplan8166 Жыл бұрын
That horse kicking even hurts just while watching.
@danny.55 Жыл бұрын
He died
@ivannieves154 Жыл бұрын
@@danny.55 really, he went six feet in the air 😳
@TheTastyMarmot Жыл бұрын
@@ivannieves154 and then six feet under the ground
@niklasspengs9124 Жыл бұрын
@@danny.55 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤
@guysabol8743 Жыл бұрын
yeah crunch yeah
@jdshellnut6537 Жыл бұрын
I love how the groom just held his bride and conceded defeat.
@ashleighelizabeth5916 Жыл бұрын
Theme to Titanic plays in the background...
@stevehope6283 10 ай бұрын
He did that the moment he said I DO.
@richardgonzales1030 Жыл бұрын
The crab one always gets me😂
@doc2743 Жыл бұрын
Lmao that horse sent his ass FLYING!
@Justin_Sy Жыл бұрын
Hahaha dude went airborne 🤣🤣😭😭💀💀
@86LukeM Жыл бұрын
He got hit so hard 7 generations are gonna feel that shit.
@doc2743 Жыл бұрын
@@Justin_Sy old man learned some gymnastics shit real quick 🤣 🤣 🤣 "Damn Dan, I didn't know you could do that?!"
@SUPERBUZZED Жыл бұрын
Its literally been five minutes since I saw that clip and my face is STILL in cringe mode 😖
@Razrbck2517 Жыл бұрын
To de moon, Alice!!
@tjs7854 Жыл бұрын
That dude who lost the fish was smiling about it. I’d be crying! 😮
@BobSmith-yo6ib Жыл бұрын
He's lucky he didn't lose a finger or his hand.
@alexgataric Жыл бұрын
The harbor seal was happy for such a large free fish.
@MGTOW222 Жыл бұрын
Dolphin fish taste like shit so no loss.
@Travis_Bickle1975 Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the dolphin fish aka mahi mahi that's actually a mammal 🤔
@roldgold2924 Жыл бұрын
Crying on the inside tho
@charlesshepherd2004 Жыл бұрын
I like that dog.
@OrangeSunshine15 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being kicked so hard in mid air that it changes your trajectory and sends you flying. That horse kick was brilliant.😂
@shirleyzeno3666 10 ай бұрын
He rolled Him like a joint...😂😂😂😂
@user-mk2dx9qe9d 10 ай бұрын
It's not fanny 🤨😐
@sandragray3951 10 ай бұрын
The owner should have known, you never creep up or run up behind a horse. What idiots!🙄
@bodizsofia9961 Жыл бұрын
"And then the sea lion came on board, and stole my fish"
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
To the man who lost his catch to the seal, you did not lose anything, you gained an amazing story.
@hazardeur Жыл бұрын
no no, he did lose that fish and got an amazing story.
@royaltoadclub8322 Жыл бұрын
he got real lucky too. some fish spines are literally razor sharp spined. He could have been cut quite badly
@shanedaniel8954 Жыл бұрын
That cyclist must’ve really been on an important mission. He didn’t even acknowledge that he hit that pedestrian lol.
@casemodder89 Жыл бұрын
usual arseholes.
@bearbearingston7696 Жыл бұрын
Cyclers in non-cycling areas are a danger to humanity
@Willie_McBride Жыл бұрын
Even dipped his shoulder to make sure he caught him Square in the cruller’
@BobJones-bh9qz 11 ай бұрын
@@Willie_McBride it was a clean hit I gotta say 😂
@Jose-pc6ek 11 ай бұрын
@Willie McBride lol Jerome Bettis his ass
@horsesandhockey2142 Жыл бұрын
As an Equestrian you shouldn’t even ride behind another horse without reasonable space between your horse and the other one. What that guy did could have killed him.
@masonlees 10 ай бұрын
shut up
@davy1458 Жыл бұрын
That dog was one string away from being a total hero.
@scottyp1303 Жыл бұрын
Good boy he just wanted to play with the other 2 pups.
@kratos7893 Жыл бұрын
And it says to avoid her profile lol yeah right
@ItsWaltherz Жыл бұрын
@@scottyp1303 💀💀💀
@SnakeDicks 11 ай бұрын
@@scottyp1303 lol
@stevehope6283 10 ай бұрын
Good boy.... just like we practiced.
@mickeymadmouse 11 ай бұрын
As a wise man said "Stupid actions give stupid results"
@jackglynnmc.studios7408 Жыл бұрын
That dog knows what he was doing
@gary9046 11 ай бұрын
Let the dog do it’s job so we can get on with the day.
@RavensWings11 5 ай бұрын
Would you feel good about being filmed in public in a Speedo with strings on the sides; while a dog yanks on one string and you gotta hold it on over your junk? And then if it's posted online, some dudes say how they wish they could see the dog pull it off of you? Yeah, I don't think so...
@MikeHoncho-si8vr Жыл бұрын
Whoever trained that dog is a genius.
@mightymaxpower1880 Жыл бұрын
When the wedding dock collapsed my thought was at least the bride and groom went down together lol
@a_collection_of_cells 10 ай бұрын
😂
@theodorsonfors1391 Жыл бұрын
That dog is doing gods work.
@SecondSeer 11 ай бұрын
It’s so dumb how she kinda just lets it happen
@avisiahlacost4388 11 ай бұрын
As RDJ said it best, "Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle."
@rusmokin Жыл бұрын
"Dog Mom" That's a good dog :)
@thebigserb Жыл бұрын
My man got kicked into the 5th dimension
@thomasa.tucker2389 Жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣
@usmcdevildog6935 Жыл бұрын
That crab read the menu and be like... HELL TA'DA FUKK NO!!! 😂🤣😅
@raider90x86 Жыл бұрын
никогда не подходите к лошади сзади!!!!!!
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
To the almost topless woman, there is a sunscreen company who should be hiring you!
@MrDlt123 Жыл бұрын
That crab looked a little undercooked, but what do I know. 😅
@quasimodo5405 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
To the lady who cradled that child and ran to safety, you have more than earned the holy title of Mother.
@TheTruthWholeTruthNothingButTh Жыл бұрын
.... are you kidding?! what do you expect her to do stand around and practice handstands?
@cahillgreg Жыл бұрын
It was a trans woman - showing more than a little of the hero she once was. Top bloke.
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
To the man bit by the crab, you'd do the same if being boiled alive. It's only fair that our food bites back.
@icyman2 11 ай бұрын
How you can boil any animal alive? Fucker got what he deserved.
@monkey_ish4117 10 ай бұрын
You vegan?
@dreamlab311 10 ай бұрын
@@monkey_ish4117 not in the slightest.
@koleig 11 ай бұрын
That horse kick gave me chills
@user-dh1uo7om4p Жыл бұрын
Молодец тюлень! Добыл рыбу!
@lockhart7089 Жыл бұрын
That horse guy twirled like a tekken character...😂
@gudduentertains 10 ай бұрын
The horse kick and the way dude flipped in the air was wholesome ❤
@grey2722 Жыл бұрын
That little dog deserves a steak!
@SecondSeer 11 ай бұрын
Bruh
@stevehope6283 10 ай бұрын
While I eat that 😽
@mofayer 10 ай бұрын
True man's best friend 😉
@butterfly_8241 Жыл бұрын
This fish thief is Pancho in Cabo San Lucas.
@spiritofvengeance666 11 ай бұрын
Mexico.
@Jacob.DTorres Жыл бұрын
The horse hit his ass with a combo breaker 😂
@quicaflores5295 Жыл бұрын
Dude on the bike didn't even flinch
@warrickross7117 11 ай бұрын
Guy lost his mind when lady dropped that TV!
@musiclover5359 11 ай бұрын
Maybe he should have carried it himself?????
@easyware 10 ай бұрын
@@musiclover5359 ah... so you don't believe in equality? Or you are one of those who believe in it only when it benefits you????
@shawnpadron5354 Жыл бұрын
Was that a snake around that guy's neck in the classroom?
@2dawgsmiked684 Жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking
@TickyTack23 Жыл бұрын
That guy jumping on the horse... He broke some ribs, guaranteed.
@asimpson164 11 ай бұрын
The guy that lost the fish should be thankful he didn't lose his hand as well...
@acousticreate Жыл бұрын
Of all of these the sheer panic of the spin bike felt real 😂
@berekexer8158 10 ай бұрын
Is the instinct really to balance rather than jump off?
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
Y’all are gonna hate, but that single Mom is pretty cute. And a sense of humor is a must.
@acdcawesome3171 Жыл бұрын
That dog knows what he likes. And get what he wants.
@soakedbearrd Жыл бұрын
That wrestler had me rolling
@____-. Жыл бұрын
I seriously hope that biker is found. What an a-hole for shoulder checking him.
@barowt 9 ай бұрын
To be fair though, the guy walking did look at and walk directly into the bike rider,.. I was looking for a comment on this one, I'm on the bike riders side..
@onaughto Жыл бұрын
The dude on his phone getting shoulder checked is amazing.
@akiraic Жыл бұрын
He was not on his phone. He was looking around attentively and even waited for the cars to stop and thanked them for it. The cyclist, entitled as they are, didn't stop with the cars and just kept going. This is a very famous video, the cyclist did that with 100% ill intention.
@Zoliansanga1983 Жыл бұрын
That horse back kick's gonna hurt, I mean a lot!!😝🤣🤣
@simplysimple7628 Жыл бұрын
That crab in a pot dude had me pissin myself🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🤦🏽♂️😩😩😩😩😩
@nerybanemyaso Жыл бұрын
That horse kick was powerful, I mean horsepowerful 😁
@davidrobinson8252 Жыл бұрын
I got to take the dog for a walk on the beach😂😂
@Texas_Made6990 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, shit had me cracking up. He noticed that you didn’t help her at all like your own lmao.
@Pizza3.0 Жыл бұрын
How stupid do you have to be to jump at a horse from behind? 1. A horses reflexes are lighting fast, making it impossible to evade a horse kick 2. Horses are very easily frightened and if you’re too close behind them, they will get spooked and instinctively kick 3. a horses kick is incredibly powerful
@Nahwldege Жыл бұрын
Y’all didn’t see the whole video he definitely landed that sick ass flip “trust me bro”😂😂
@robertogonzalezherrera2127 Жыл бұрын
The girl in the mirror(holding it trying to lift it) was a beauty!😳❤
@janus3555 11 ай бұрын
Blonde one had a better body.
@robertogonzalezherrera2127 11 ай бұрын
@@janus3555 the skinny one ? with the dog?
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
To the girl who was headbutted by her reflection. The person holding the camera is not your friend. You clearly needed a helping hand.
@KaileyB616 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was just her phone on a tripod
@ChadyDaddy Жыл бұрын
That bride and groom just accept there fate. 😂
@YourCreatorGod Жыл бұрын
The fish getting snatched will always be my favorite 😂❤
@F.Y.Mjaytee3700 Жыл бұрын
Was that a dolphin or seal
@wavular Жыл бұрын
Which ones to avoid these days? ALL OF THEM.
@healthdios Жыл бұрын
The most painful has to be the horse kick, he probably got couple of fractures.
@auntiem873 Жыл бұрын
If he didn’t die.
@aaronburdon221 Жыл бұрын
@@auntiem873 I was gonna say. The sheer shock to the chest cavity would probably at minimum given you an arrhythmia. Then a couple broken bones
@isaaclopez8472 Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest he deserves those fractures
@Puddlethumper Жыл бұрын
What a good dog
@manishsingh0696 Жыл бұрын
That horse kick..damm bro😂
@GCurtisJr 11 ай бұрын
Bro was spinning like Rock Lee after that horse kicked him
@CoJoGrizzlo Жыл бұрын
*dude went through these vids so fast like it was his first time* *also, a watched the biker check the asshole prank walker too many times*
@LESLASLESLAS Жыл бұрын
I had to watch 10x for the horse kick 😂
@Atelier19a Жыл бұрын
That’s one good natured fisherman. He saw the humor in the situation when the seal snatched his fish and laughed after it happened.
@robertsalmen7189 Жыл бұрын
That Seal was like... Thank you , very much. Your efforts are appreciated
@thefishingpol Жыл бұрын
When a horse thinks you're a soccer ball. 😳
@user-lj4ux4tv5r 11 ай бұрын
魚持ってかれて笑う心の広い人とカニに手噛まれて吹っ飛ばすの何回でも見てられる
@HeidiSue60 Жыл бұрын
Dude barrel rolled in the air lol
@matthewfalter6366 Жыл бұрын
The absolute panic in the "cyclists" eyes
@wiredforstereo Жыл бұрын
Never seen anybody get actually drop kicked by a horse before. That dude went back up on his way down.
@Astraeus.. Жыл бұрын
I saw someone take a kick like that once. Shattered collarbone, 2 broken ribs, broken shoulder and humerus (upper arm bone). All told though he was actually quite lucky. A couple inches difference and he'd have taken it in the head/face and very likely could have died on the spot.
@qmangillett Жыл бұрын
How was the guy getting his child out of the house at the beginning of an earthquake a fail?
@sheerackley8225 11 ай бұрын
It didn't show the whole video but the crazy part was he left his wife in the house and she came out running AFTER it started
@censortube8838 Жыл бұрын
The single mom one was absolutely savage
@artanderson4240 11 ай бұрын
The single mom one was NASTY and deliberate, too. Poor daughter. Yuck!!!
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
And finally, skateboarding is synonymous with road rash, welcome to the club😉
@amandahallman1091 Жыл бұрын
😆 I read that as: Welcome to the *CURB*
@haroldjackman2010 Жыл бұрын
Too fast for this early in the morning.
@user-vy8sk2tp1o Жыл бұрын
Никогда не подходи к лошади сзади, а к прапорщику спереди!
@henrytrenter1972 11 ай бұрын
Dude on the bike handled it like a absolute BOSS
@harrybudgeiv349 11 ай бұрын
Like a dick yes. Pedestrians have the right of way.
@patshelby9285 Жыл бұрын
The fisherman had a great attitude. He knew it was on film anyway.
@thomasa.tucker2389 Жыл бұрын
The smartest thing to do is stand behind the horse and slap it’s butt…horses just love that…just make sure your insurance is up to date 😊
@quasimodo5405 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@roha8993 Жыл бұрын
Yes always run up behind a horse.
@EnriquetheSquirrel 9 ай бұрын
The man getting kicked by the horse in mid air was epic.
@SourPunchStrawz 11 ай бұрын
THE HORSE ONE WAS WIIIILDDDD LMAOOOOO 😭😹😭😹😭😹😭😹
@girlanesilva. Жыл бұрын
bro made roblox skateboard sound💀
@goodvybz1246 Жыл бұрын
That horse timed that shit right!😂😂
@WhereTwoWaysMet Жыл бұрын
The crab had me 💀!!!! 🤦♂️🤣😂🤣
@mikesoule1352 Жыл бұрын
I love it, that the fisherman accepted the loss of his catch with such humor. That bicycle didn't want its rider going out wearing THAT!
@donotwantahandle1111 Жыл бұрын
Horse kicking had me clenching everything!
@Unknown-eq6fd Жыл бұрын
That seal taking the mahi mahi back😂😂
@yourpcmd Жыл бұрын
The comments on the horse are making me cry with laughter.
@jamesdixon4441 10 ай бұрын
That horse kick done it for me!😂
@Eris_Strife Жыл бұрын
These were all pretty savage, but that horse kick was straight up brütal!
@pweter351 Жыл бұрын
Lol, that crab gets me everytime 😂
@sopauljauck4163 11 ай бұрын
That crab claw attack was priceless and so real.
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
To the catcher who dropped the flyer, we cannot always anticipate chaos or chaos wouldn't exist.
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
To the friend at the end of the wedding line: your unappreciated efforts to be a good friend have finally paid off.
@bobcat9314 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha....weve all been in these situations...its best to be on the side lines laughing at your best friends pain..hahaha
@dreamlab311 Жыл бұрын
To the girl who dropped the TV, you needed a new TV anyways.
@frankcastle1480 Жыл бұрын
That marriage is already sinking
@courtneywalmsley8284 11 ай бұрын
They took the plunge!
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