"Go to her door. Beg like a human." Gotta love Worf.
@37thraven3 жыл бұрын
If you take that as the backhanded compliment it's supposed to be, that's actually pretty good dating advice
@wolfmantheimpaler11 жыл бұрын
They way Worf said "Hurl heavy objects and claw at you" sounds like he was a ladies man back in the day
@adamfrisk9566 ай бұрын
I heard Holodeck 4 is the best place for that sort of stuff
@shiftergoddessathena13 жыл бұрын
"What's the man do?" "He reads love poetry -- he ducks a lot!"
@TheDragonsRose13 жыл бұрын
Worf's face when he describes the females tactics is priceless. He's such a great actor! XD
@Flatchlenter13 жыл бұрын
I love Data's face when he looks at Worf, it's the perfect ">_>" face.
@sailtheplains8 жыл бұрын
"And they hurl heavy objects" You know, I think I'd do well in Klingon culture.
@gavin31098 жыл бұрын
Me too
@madjack8216 жыл бұрын
sailtheplains I’m pretty sure most southern women would do well
@scar4455 жыл бұрын
"and claw at you...."
@AvoozlPlays5 жыл бұрын
Pfft, I doubt that you really do that.
@Ziggy778913 жыл бұрын
"He reads love poetry… He ducks a lot."
@Biodham16 жыл бұрын
Hahah! I love how Data is staring at Worf like he's got problems.
@CorpusInsanus11 жыл бұрын
Commercial ends: Me: Well, lets see how Wesley's doing with his lady troubles... Worf: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!..." Me: Well, that escalated quickly :|
@sporeman133114 жыл бұрын
"and they hurl heavy objects, and claw at you" "and what does the man do?" "he reads love poetry, he ducks alot" lol XD
@WaveForceful11 жыл бұрын
I dunno about you guys but the Klingon way sounds a lot easier.
@37thraven3 жыл бұрын
100% ... except what happens if one of them doesn't like the other.....?
@WaveForceful3 жыл бұрын
@@37thraven I think when it comes to Klingon they also hold a social structure very similar to our early 20th century. Their is very little chance for a Klingon like Worf for example to get romantically involved with a women from a noble/higher house. I think as Worf mentioned, honor and status play a part in it but any Klingon that is tenacious enough will get any women. The amount of Honor you accumulate determines your worth and status if you are male. Worf before joining the house of Martok had little honor because his own people believed he had rejected his heritage.
@blightedgrounds Жыл бұрын
The Klingon way sounds so beta. Women attack the men, try to kill them, then the men beg them for sex? It sounds like a society created by virgins 😂
@Djarra10 жыл бұрын
Thing is looking like that Worf gets it on with four of the best looking babes across two shows so he must know something.
@moralityisnotsubjective510 жыл бұрын
Dax, Troi and ... who are the other two?
@Djarra10 жыл бұрын
Jadzia and Ezri Dax, Troi and K'Elarh Alexander's mother. The Mirror Universe Worf on the other hand only got Garak!
@CleaningCaptain9 жыл бұрын
It's entirely possible that Worf was bullshitting Wesley. Wesley certainly deserves it.
@Djarra9 жыл бұрын
CleaningCaptain I notice none of this happened when Worf played Bererac to Quark in DS9.
@Gootothesecond7 жыл бұрын
+Djarra He was also about to get Intendant Kira.
@instereovideos13 жыл бұрын
"He reads love poetry... ...he ducks a lot."
@75bobhadley8 жыл бұрын
i think wesley about lost it when worf got lost in fantasyland
@37thraven3 жыл бұрын
Should I.. should I leave you alone Worf?
@svillethomas17 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say I have been looking for this clip for a very long time. I remember watching this episode for the first time and laughing so hard. I am so glad someone posted it. wmugirl123, your the best. Thank you very much.
@ThibautVDP11 жыл бұрын
wait, so if she throws things at me and yells, then i am successful? in that case i'm a real ladies man
@ariaflame-au Жыл бұрын
Only if you pick good poetry to respond with. And duck fast.
@Drpluv1879 жыл бұрын
Beg like a human!:)
@Drpluv1879 жыл бұрын
Today is a good day to beg!!!!:)
@gracewright65547 жыл бұрын
*EVERY DAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BEG*
@MONKEY_BEAM11 жыл бұрын
Klingon love poetry is actually rather carnal, IIRC. Think "50 shades of RAARRGH"
@Anglomachian13 жыл бұрын
I love how Data is paying attention to this! XD
@crassyfrake15 жыл бұрын
"go to her door....beg like a human" yep Worf pretty much sums up our mating ritual....LOL
@gaoutlaw11 жыл бұрын
I've tried begging like a human, but still haven't had a girl ROAR or throw things at me.
@ANDREAILB14 жыл бұрын
0:19 - 0:30 Took Worf 11 seconds to realize Wesley walked behind his backs 0:23 Perfect WTF moment
@aangandtoph4ever12 жыл бұрын
.... Am I the only who likes the Klingon method of luring a mate better then the human way?
@mattrmcl12 жыл бұрын
The best part is Data turning around with the wtf look on his face
@thoveler16 жыл бұрын
"he ducks a lot" hahahahahaha
@MrEriklenn11 жыл бұрын
Data is like "WTF"
@sebastiansorsa14079 жыл бұрын
never once did i see or hear a klingon woman roar. not in tng, ds9 OR voyager.
@EsmeeAnnamarie7 жыл бұрын
I know, right? I've seen them growl, but never actually roar.
@TOFKAS017 жыл бұрын
When they roar, its actual the adult version of Star Trek...
@Flyborg16 жыл бұрын
"beg like a human" could totally be taken out of context for hilarious inuendos.
@RandomJayne14 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. I've been laughing for like a minute straight and I'm still laughing.
@RedDawnJensen14 жыл бұрын
"Klingons do not pursue relationships. They conquer that which they desire." Favotite Worf quote.
@DHeroDarkMagicianGuy16 жыл бұрын
The BEST Worf scene ever. He reads love poetry! ...He ducks a lot.
@saymyname8925 Жыл бұрын
Worf: Give her bodyparts, show them you would sacrifice yourself
@SuperKoolaidgirl14 жыл бұрын
This never get old I love this "Man do not roar woman roar "
@LittleNerd16 жыл бұрын
Hehehe *keeps watching the opening 8 seconds over and over* So funny :D Ahaha and his voice when describing the hurling of heavy objects and being clawed at. This is ace! Worf rocks.
@nobodyanon12 жыл бұрын
"... he reads love poetry."
@DirkLasermaster6 жыл бұрын
Kitt McKenzie ... He ducks a lot
@cpc2865513 жыл бұрын
What is even funnier is the officer in the background doesn't even seem to notice
@slashandbones136 жыл бұрын
I am almost certain Worf is just making crap up to annoy Wesley here.
@travispotts43982 жыл бұрын
Bruh in the back like “WTF?!?!”
@RyanSellman112 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Mr. Worf. Don't bust out my eardrums there!
@dynasty1121114 жыл бұрын
I tried worfs suggestion, I can never go back to school with dignity anymore.
@Piyesis714 жыл бұрын
Omg. I love Worf. Beg like a human. LOL
@thejgk13 жыл бұрын
"well can we try something a little less dangers"(Wesley)"yea u could go to her door and beg like a human"(warf) lmfao
@Warmaker0115 жыл бұрын
"Go to her door... beg like a human!"
@LittleNerd15 жыл бұрын
I love the way Data looks mildly disturbed haha! :)
@grendelee14 жыл бұрын
lol exactly. Entire human history of literature and music summed up in one sentence...
@Constantine16013 жыл бұрын
"He ducks a lot." "...I think I need to try something a little less dangerous." "Go to her door. Beg like a human!"
@sourpunchfan7413 жыл бұрын
"Go to her door... beg like a Human" LOVE
@Nash1a14 жыл бұрын
I do not remember that scene but it is priceless!
@Nightshade471116 жыл бұрын
LMAO that's a great scene, i kinda remember it from when it originally aired
@MitchRiedstra12 жыл бұрын
"Go to her door, beg like a human."
@PhoenixLance1312 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what disturbs me more: the thought of a Klingon woman clawing at me, or Worf reading love poetry
@scar4455 жыл бұрын
EY, if you dont need to visit the infirmary for bruised ribs, concussions and other injuries, you didnt have a fun night with your klingon date.
@crackshack214 жыл бұрын
The beginning was the best
@wadyano15 жыл бұрын
OW MY SIDE! I can't stop laughing!
@lapinbeau10 жыл бұрын
"I am woman. Hear me roar! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
@lf22085 жыл бұрын
I suppose the Lannister saying has a whole different meaning in Klingon.
@thoveler16 жыл бұрын
"he ducks a lot" hahahahaha
@Billie4Mozzarella13 жыл бұрын
Doncha just love it when women hurl heavy objects at you? *shiver* and... CLAW at you? Oh, it gives me tingles just thinking about it! XD
@rienjen3 ай бұрын
Wow, this vid is 17 years old. That's wild. But kudos to Michael Dorn for just committing to this--he's freakin' hilarious.
@dominicpodom16 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy in the back is just ignoring this
@wifiportb6 жыл бұрын
about 15 years ago i lived with a woman like that. i look over at the freezer and chuckle and think "I remember how THOSE dents got put there." and yes, occasional she did roar. me too. AHHHHH, the good old days.
@brown291213 жыл бұрын
Next time my michepoo says im cruel to him i shall refer him to youtube.
@Heligoland4317 жыл бұрын
That noise needs to be my ringtone.
@Coridimus14 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!! I had forgotten this! Oh, wow! How I miss old school TNG! :D
@Zidel33316 жыл бұрын
I think I'm dying ever since I heard "heavy objects". Michael Dorn is the best.
@FireChildSlytherin516 жыл бұрын
I love the ending part.
@Squibblings15 жыл бұрын
Timeless scene.
@wadyano15 жыл бұрын
"....and they hurl heavy objects"
@hendrickx8813 жыл бұрын
i only go for the ones that roar and claw at me...whilst i recite love poems haha
@netsurferx114 жыл бұрын
And the Blue-shirt in the background is thinking "Oh God...Not THAT story again!"
@HorrorFrogPrincess16 жыл бұрын
"He ducks a lot." Good thing he snapped outta THAT fantasy. "Go to her door. Beg like a human." Yeah, that'll do it.
@Teranewone13 жыл бұрын
Worf just described my last few relationships.
@ALXXMaXX15 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this, I ROFLed waffles, which is something physically impossible for a human being to do. I'd say that if a show makes you ROFL waffles, then it's a REALLY GOOD SHOW.
@jakep197912 жыл бұрын
I think during my marriage I was married to a Klingon but unfortuntly she hired a lawer, filled for the divorce and turned into a Ferengi while reading me the rules of acquistion.
@alisonoconnor68647 жыл бұрын
So...you married Rom's wife? Rookie mistake man, rookie mistake.
@chadzilla00714 жыл бұрын
I searched this up on youtube couse it was so funny.
@pamelamays4186 Жыл бұрын
Data, be like, "Humanoids are weird!'
@grooveclubhouse14 жыл бұрын
LOL!! oh man i must have missed that one!
@barkerfmx15 жыл бұрын
this is some classic TNG great stuff
@TheOrangetriforce14 жыл бұрын
Best ep ever
@CountArtha12 жыл бұрын
You know, only Data would have let someone get away with that on his bridge.
@santos666215 жыл бұрын
0:30 Worf just realises that Wesley has moved behind him.
@pjpless214 жыл бұрын
All men should get love advice from Worf.
@Maphisto8615 жыл бұрын
Micheal Dorn is awesome. I love that smile as he says ". . . and then they throw heavy objects . . . and claw at you." I don't think he got that experience from a mating ritual. Sounds more like he walked in as she was getting dressed.
@grimmviper15 жыл бұрын
lol im gonna go watch that episode now. thanxs 5 stars lmao
@ApollonasKalamarias16 жыл бұрын
Go to her door. Beg like a human! LOL
@NIghteyesDeDracul13 жыл бұрын
Data seems intrigued by Worf's love of being injured... :D
@TheComingApocalypse14 жыл бұрын
RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR That is how the klingon attracts a mate.
@TheDoodlibop17 жыл бұрын
hee hee hee "beg like a human" that's the way i like my men ;)
@ANDREAILB14 жыл бұрын
0:24 Data is like "WTF?!"
@Loftylabug113 жыл бұрын
he was in a deleted scene from the wedding
@redplague14 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that he's screaming like a mad man but nobody seems to take a blind bit of notice.
@GeronKizan13 жыл бұрын
"women roar" Kinda true for us humans...especially when you first ask them out on a date...and the hurling heavy objects....strangely that only happens to me also.
@jarvisel13 жыл бұрын
I think I don't like Star Trek as much as I like Trekkies. Reading the comments on this is pure bliss.
@raynelycan16 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you don't want to know what the boss is doing.
@Ariashal16 жыл бұрын
Worf is the new Doctor Ruth.
@waldoman716 жыл бұрын
don't know why people think someone needs to be dominant. It's rather twisted if you ask me. A relationship is best between two people of indomitable spirits who would never want to do something as horrible as dominate another person. That's how me and my spouse do it. Neither of us has easilly bruised egos so we don't feel threatened by the other's strength.