boooo

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You remind me better times, jo

Damn I tried shaving my head, but got razor burns and my hair would start to grow back the next day!! as a short stuble

And neither one has made me laugh in 3years

At least 3rd time...

now that he has his own pod to promote lol

@@bruddanem138 he was coming on before that

@@bruddanem138 98% of guest are hawking something

@@robert48044 so true. Dave is trying to be funny again after going woke. Problem is Joe isn't funny either. F

you seeing aynone?

@@alexbell38 😉 not at the moment

@@Kamila-cb3ms 😊 we should keep in touch

Lol

Lol

I say his plan was not to be owned by anybody or anyone

What's right for him. May not be right for you. But wear his shoes for a mile, then speak those same words.

I think McConnaughey also said that he made one decision in life that was made purely about money, and he soon realised he'd never do it again.

$50mil traded for everlasting greatness? Big wurf.

He simply fluked it.

have a great day man

He has freedom of expression. By leaving we see he has it due to pc. If he was white, then he'd know how the totalitarianism would feast on his bones. There would be no money to discuss. Going hungry would be the focus. Glad Dave got his end financially sorted.

soo lucky❤️❤️

I love reading something like this. It shows that there are genuine people and also people that genuinley appreciate what that means to them. May whatever you believe rain blessings on you.

He still is your hero 😊

How could you not be 🤣 Dave’s the shit!

Dave is talented. Dude just does hours of standup on a whim. That is really unique.

Aren't we all !?

That's his boy man... Happy for dave

@@micahjohnson3648 people who've watched new York boobs would understand,

Looked for this comment. That one struck

Well it was easy for Dave to walk away when he already made millions

@@JohnSmith-yd5wq He didn't make millions though. Original contract for his show was for 6 figures because he was still a D list celebrity making a pitch for an experimental show. He walked away from the contract extension that was worth millions. However, he did get paid millions for his work over a decade later.

Off course. He was virtually working for free which would be the actual stupid thing to do. Bullying the bully by going public is the best revenge. You know how corporations care more about their reputation than anything.

His mum and dad were both teachers, I believe

I wonder what his IQ is. He's brilliant.

@Patrick O'Brien Him or chapelle?

Fuvking deep

Perfect

Who ruined that equation?

@Ricky Ticky these so called comedians have lost all their funny. Not all but this one.

“Yeah that’s totally cool dude. You ever tried DMT?”

Don't believe that stack of horse shit they all look at it though a frame of money .

#deep

Yeah, didnt he want more money?

@@Ilikemusic101 it's probably more about getting fucked over and less about the money.

@@markcortez5685 youre missing the point. he isnt a hippie by anymeans. money is not the most important thing where you would give up your values. money comes and goes and after basic needs and charity we still have money left over. for someone thats on minimum wage 10k p.a will make a massive difference but for someone on mid to high wage it wont change shit. i changed my career from a higher paying job to a lower paying increased work demand but more fulfilling career

yes between two spices out in the wild concrete jungle

What might those be? Being a bitter batch

@@a.k.4o aww go watch some one else if you don't like them lol

The original 🐐

@@a.k.4o go cry elsewhere

Chappelle has a way with words!

This is a belief taught by Dr Joe Dispenza

@@iridium8341 you're both right actually. Yes every time we recall a memory we reconstruct it, so details can change, be omitted, be added, etc. But it's also true that when you reminisce on past joyful events, it gives you joy as well. There science behind that as well.

That works the other way too, be careful.

He's talking about removing the money changers from the temple. 👉🤑

*Joe thinks of his 100mil deal*

He dropped a few gems that stuck out to me in just this clip alone, like the difference/contrast between the “court of law and court of public opinion” or the “when you’re cold your phone don’t ring too often” and he’s got me over here on the edge of tearing up. I’m so thankful he’s not corrupted by his well deserved financial earnings, a true bare-bones artist that flipped a very challengingly large platform into a fine art stretched canvas, turning talent into amazingly profound art. A nontoxic man of virtue that understands wanted doesn’t mean valued. Please never change, Dave.

Profound.

@KDen ShowEm name me one person you know that has ever had to make that decision.

Was he disappointed when you told him that there are no In-N-Out Burgers in Ohio?

@@travismiles5885 damn.. you guys got me thinking of the grilled onions and sauce double patties on the toasty martin potato rolls.. time to drive down to California.

@@travismiles5885 he knows, it was a joke. He lives in Ohio

Ah man. Lucky (napolean dynamite voice)

@@travismiles5885 right lol

Couldn't win in court cause he agreed to the CONTRACT he signed and made millions was even given EXTRA money.

@@JohnSmith-yd5wq obviously you are unaware of the details. Dave Chappelle produced 500 million dollars, comedy central told him that the money made far exceeded the scope of the contract so they were not going to pay him the 50% as stated in the contract. No, they would pay him 50 million, 10%. They also told him that if he left without taking that deal they would ruin him. Dave said no and hopped on a plane from L.A. to Ohio. By the time he landed in Ohio stories about him smoking crack head already begun to surface. If contracts were truly infallible lawyers would not make as much money as they do.

@@JohnSmith-yd5wq Nonsense they finessed him out of tens of millions. But it looks like he's good now.

@@atom5341 Exactly.

@@JohnSmith-yd5wq Originally, he didn't make millions because the original contract was before the show became a hit. Several people involved with the show confirmed this, they barely got paid for the 2 seasons because it started as an experiment with a C/D list celebrity. The show was 2.5 seasons in and they were negotiating an extension; at this point, the show was a huge hit so he had some leverage during negotiations. The reason he stepped away was because they wanted him to tone down his show and language to attract more sponsors and a wider audience. He walked away because he wanted the freedom to do his comedy his way. He's doing the same thing now. While other people are afraid of being canceled, he keeps doing his comedy his way.

I wrote that one down too...

I know right?!

Spitting straight fire

I love me some quotes but I do love Shakespeare and I am a Brit 😂😂 Dave is America's modern day Griot ✌❤🇬🇧

Thanks!

His narration ability made for some great voiceover in Chapelle's Show.

He stays on the juice and keeps smoking, he’s just might reach Morgan Freeman voice status.

I wonder what role cigarette played on it

What does saying "low key" have to do with anything in your sentence. It doesnt make sense. You could have easily left that out and you sentence would have been entirely more accurate. That's phrase actually throws the meaning of the sentence way off, before its brought back to a normal structure. You're a moron, stop using that phrase because you heard you're favorite idiot entertainment personality use it incorrectly themselves.

@@allenworth4307 You are right, but you lost me with your last sentence, lets stay classy and try to elevate.

“Is it a weird kink to require that it stink?” Albert Einstein

That's deep. Damn.

Buy experiences, not things. Dave is a wise, wise man.

Lost me at "I've read to experiencing it" but everything prior made sense.

@@isaacvanderbilt4505 op wasn't using proper punctuation. There is supposed to be commas before and after "I've read"

I couldn’t agree more. He’s clearly a well read individual.

Oooohhh! When you are surprised by how erudite black people are and can be ..... hahahaha 😆 hmmmmm!!! Check your prejudice friends. We're not all running around ignant on a plantation folks. Get it together.

@@metamorphicme9378I’m admire Dave’s intelligence, wit, communication skills, ability to observe life in a deeper manner than myself, vocabulary, and many other things and none of it has to do with his race. I’m sure others of all races feel the same.

You’re channeling Yoda and here for it I am.

I think more than his wits is his willingness. It's fascinating how few people continue learning, or even reading outside of school. Your brain acts as a muscle, it can atrophy.

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣

Exactly. Give it to me, then… “Oh, er… no”.

Yes, which is why Dave Chappelle wanted his money so badly...

yeah he knew he lost legally but public outcry/opinion helped him pull off a miracle, given he wanted his fair share and principle to get what he was owed. To put into perspective, imagine any sitcom where the staff doesn't make royalty money once it goes into syndication. You can tell by the way he talks, despite his wealth, he isn't entitled/greedy. It's a great tightrope to walk.

@@MrVariant Dave Chappelle is the GOAT for sure 🥇🐐🌟⭐🌟🐐🥇

He is a storyteller first and foremost

“There are only two ways you ever learn anything on your own: traveling and falling in love”--Confucius

That was a beautiful statement that made me stop in my tracks

Watch his Actor’s Studio episode. You can see, even then, that he was wise AF.

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You only need to read the Bible, the rest is just plagiarism.

Ikr he could talk all day and I would gladly listen!!! I may need to record it so I could play it back just in case I missed something!! He would be the coolest mentor to life!!

His powerful ancestors are keeping an eye on him & guiding him thru corporate life..... Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, bless him 🙏💕

@Canon : I am curious. what drew you to this comment section?

Yoda for the woke. He acts like hes based, but he really does have a racism problem of his own.

@@rynomcdanio5308 How?

I couldn't agree more.

Yes which is why he's so beloved and I personally use to use his integrity as inspiration in my own life. However he's sold out by his recent actions. For example....they probably told him we'll give you ur show rights back if you go promote our agenda...which is why he started adding anti Trump jokes and BLM propaganda and his last special he literally didn't even say a joke he just incited violence

@@Byronic19134 I was also disheartened by the fact that he seems to be toeing the cultural delusion line of putting emotions ahead of truth.

@@Byronic19134 maybe it's you that lack understanding of why people are attracted to black lives matter forget about communism startup and Soros funding but have empathy on why you blacks and other kids would be drawn to it. And your trump love doesn't allow you to take his jokes on him in the correct lense because it's a joke that triggers you directly

@Nick Traeger in all fairness I posted my original comment before listening to the entire podcast. I'm also disappointed that people I respect(ed) are buying into turning the tables of discrimination instead of trying to move forward together. As the God-awful-father of anti-racism, Ibram Kendi says, "the only remedy to past discrimination is current discrimination and the only remedy to current discrimination is future discrimination". That sounds an awful lot like an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind and it punishes my children of something they are not guilty of. To me, that makes no sense and only serves to divide us against ourselves. People that don't support BLM are not pro-racism they are pro-thoughtful discussion and resent the aggressively enforced inability to engage in one.

They should’ve smoked a joint together

@@jayjaypaybay why?

@@kfossa344 it’s called report. Basically making the person more comfortable.

@@edwinmoreno8726 rapport*

He's a stud. He's ballsy. He doesnt take no shit from anyone. He smokes his stogie anywhere he wants! He don’t have to find a hideout place, like you! Oh ho!

He avoided being owned by the establishment

He was out of material and had to steal his jokes to make a come back

@@sinsinnomore5555 Sure.

Dude was facing a bunch of demeaning bs and walked away for several reasons.

@@sinsinnomore5555 what do you achieve by being a hater

Ashy larry?

You have it confused Dave shows up for donell when he needs him too so people will want Donnell on but Dave is his own interview

If Charlie was still alive, I'd love to hear him talk with Dave and Joe. Read Charlie's book and he seemed like a nice guy.

Donnel career is done. Tony H regular on kill Tony ended him. David Lucas is an actual comedian

@@edreedson Haha he did make him leave. Hilarious.

Wanna look up some of his writings? Yall cancelled dr Seuss

i’ll challenge mr. twain on that one-hate and bitterness, sure-anger can be a useful feeling

@@edreedson Dr. Seuss cancelled Dr. Seuss. All his family did was stop selling the specific books that had racist content. Unless you're racist, no one cared about those 6 books anyway.

@@jalenad11 haha. What was so racist about it? Green eggs and ham hurt you where? Show on the doll where he hurt you baby

"Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you're a rocket scientist". Shania Twain 😁

I thought he was going for, "jealously is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die."

@@Magnivore519 think I've heard that in AA about a billion times

“ He also said, there once was a man named nigger Jim, so, I don’t know if 100% of the things he said was perfectly awesome” ~Louis C.K.

Ck the goat lol

She got a bad habit a bad habit She is so classic so classic She is a little vintage a little vintage she is so retro so retro she is not a super freak she is super chic she's super chic yeah she is groovy like the funky magazines you read she has never seen these flared out jeans she's super chic she's super chic yeah✌️

*Chappelle

@@jamesanderson6373 oops! Hopefully will get it right next time.

Smmmmmmaaaaaackkk!!!!! I'm Rick James bitch!!!!

@@goldengreenfrog5259 👊🏿 Pow!! That was coooold blooded!!..... "UNITYYYYY!!"🤣

Thank you!! I'll search this soon

They killed him after that interview this ain’t Dave this is a fucking clone this asshole ain’t Dave

The best interview on that show's history, imo. Talk about "raw" and "real".

You mean the one where he accurately called out Hollywood as a sick place only to basically return to Hollywood? (yes, Netflix is Hollywood... yes, Joe Rogaine is Hollywood EVEN IF he took his clownshow to Texas)

@@NewNormalWorldOrder YEAH! He should have went broke and liked it!!!!Like this idiot^^^^^^^^

Completely agree. Just jackpot sketch after sketch after sketch. Ashy Larry, I know Black People, Knee High Park, Black Bush, Rick James, Prince, Lil John, Tyrone Biggums on Fear Factor, Wayne effin Brady. Holy hell it was brilliant.

He was right in thinking that there is no way he could follow that season up successfully. No sketch show ever before or after will have the success chappelles show season 2.

Brady Bunch season 5 is a pretty close 2nd though

IM RIACH, BIATCH

I completely agree. I skip a couple episodes of season 1, but season 2 just plays through

He also has a seriously deep voice, which helps bringing the point home.

Most underrated comment in 2021

😂😂 fony joe

**wipes sweat with 100 mill**

😂😂😂

Joe felt like home here with us at one point but who else is getting Dave to open up like that Still not getting Spotify hahaha

Modern day Count of Monte Cristo 🤓 "Kings to you Dave"..

He never fell. We all sat anxiously waiting for more. When you are as endearing to as many fans as Dave is, it's hard to alienate yourself from everyone. I mean, for the sake of God, he literally can stop in his tracks anywhere and a crowd will gather to listen to him. And it has been like this since well before he left his show.

@@glennjames7107 that’s why I put “failure” in quotations. But he did refer to himself as “cold” and said “the phone stopped ringing”

Imagine breaking contract then still getting your way in the end

Most stand ups are

@The Comment Critic thanks Douche

@@jt061470 I mean, I laughed.

Both his parents were professors I think... im sure his pops is proud of how he's evolved.

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amature......2x speed brah lmao

I'm not holding my phone up to my face for 3 hrs, spotify can fck off

@@reefchiefer I have Spotify on my smart TV

@@reefchiefer they finally added it on tv. You can also use it on your computer.

Spotify definitely needs a comment section.

New times require new methods

😂😂 same here.They should premiere it live on Spotify with live comments

Your a Psycho

You found a loophole

He's an extremely humble and smart guy.

Now he’s going to have his own podcast with Mos Def and one other man I’m not familiar with, but ya I’m excited to hear the ideas that bounce off of them

@@BmoKingOfOoo wait a second. You familiar with Mos, but you ain’t familiar with Talib, Son?

@@jnnx Ha ya, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was one of my favorite books so I loved him in the movie, and in early 2000s I saw him at two different music festivals but he was listed as Mos Def and not Black Star with Talib

*Chappelle

Dave and Bill Burr are the untouchables 😂

>ability to cancel lol

But didnt dave just cater to the overlords?

He skin color combined with his popularity transcends the ability of others to cancel him. He would have been cancelled long time ago had he been white.

What’s crazy is that the Clayton Bigsby skit was in the first episode of Chappelle show. Dave wasn’t playing around he got straight to the point. Imagine someone trying to put out a show like Chappelle show nowadays. They would tarred and feathered, or I guess now a days they would just be cancelled and barred from any publicity. Sad times, nobody can take a joke anymore.

@@WOWDOWN Reminds me of when George Carlin did the “why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?” joke as his opening bit. Balls.

Wasn’t he an insurgent at the capital riot? /s

Literally went to Spotify the moment I seen this clip

Now get on Trump and Ethans klein and Joe will be a god

I tried Spotify in my iPhone iPad and my PC non of them work

You’ve been missing out by being immaturely stubborn about leaving Googles’ infosphere.

@@lighgblue2676 lmao absolutely no way would having Ethan Klein make Joe a "god". Ethan can barely get through his own podcast

The Juice baby. 🏃🏾💨

I looked into his eyes and saw....... MURDER lol

😂

The juice is loose!!!!

😂😂😂Great!

Get a life

It sucks he has had so many dipshit conspiracy nuts & Fascist reich-wingers on his platform.. Even worse that he acts as if they have equally valid viewpoints as others like real scientists or doctors.

Hes like weed but without smoke❤️

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👆👆

Agree!

Yesss indeed

Have you ever tried DMT?

The evolution of Chapelle has been great to watch for sure 👏🏼 I differ from him politically too, but it doesn’t stop me loving his comedy either! Politics should never be intertwined with entertainment, especially comedy, it’s supposed to be a release from all that shit!

I'm pretty sure his voice is like that from cigarettes.

Age + cigarettes = raspy old voice

@@Gen7486 nah he’s a comedian he talks about what he wants that’s makes him feel a certain way, he’s supposed to make u laugh

I live in Beavercreek and it's so weird to hear them talking about my city.

Yeah, we see him out and about. Goes to LA Fitness.

Me too, Beavercreek!

That's why he's so cool. LA makes people weird and out of touch.

Dave chappelle and Kevin heart really surprise me on their knowledge

You think he's devoid of bitterness after his SNL performance? Bless your heart.

I lost a bit of respect for him after his Covid stand-up show, but the guy definitely has tegridy

I understood bitterness is quite cumbersome.. but everything after that sounded like Charlie Brown’s teacher talking. Can anybody translate the 2nd part?

@@pericopinero1035 The term alchemy is often used to describe the process of combining elements for a desired outcome in a more intangible way (non-physical), sort of analogous to magic. So he's basically saying that humor was part of his magic potion to get him through the hard times, levity meaning lightness.

And the J’s actually let him have his money? That’s incredible! And he didn’t even have to put on a dress! Nice!! Very odd considering “their” sick traditions. Good for Dave! Unbelievable!

Funny how he bitches pisses and moans about the business that made him famous and Rich

Funny how these rich and famous people always use the word they but they never explain who they are because they don't exist. Pompous ass

Naa he sold out eventually lol he left and came right back to it

@@matthewmiller2219 shhh. Listen to the "funny" "comedians" who are millionaires tell us. I'm just gonna go play some ball cause this content is terrible. Hoopin gives way more laughs than this.

I might be wrong, but I don't think they released VHS copies of Chappelle Show. Unless you recorded the show on tape.

SO SAYS THE MULTI MILLIONAIRE

Easy to say when your life is so comfortable because of money

A real fucking stupid thing to say.

@Last Chance thanks fam 🤣😜😂

"...processing..."

I just wrote that on my book

@marmar Blt processing

I admired that sentence as well

Me too I love when I sound smart

Except spotify will recommend you listen to 50 other things aswell in the middle and hold the podcast hostage until you listen to their god awful "suggestions" in full.

Narrow minds. There are so many good guests and discussions.

You havent seen steve o on jre yet?

@@JohnnyYork Its the app. Its cancer

@@gordonjohnson2497 Elaborate. I've been using Spotify for years and it's easily one of the best music streaming apps from algorithm, structure, and UI, etc.

Unfathomable to us, maybe. To people in show business it's probably always in the back of their mind. And when it happens, they're like "go fucking figure."

AND if he were not famous he wouldn't have had any leverage

He wasn’t getting paid for the show?

He was paid for it. He's just a cry baby wanting more money. I love his comedy, it's amazing. But the man signed a contract and he reneged on it and now he wants to blame Comedy Central for it. People have to be responsible for their actions.

@@luisalejandro2335 Yeah, but we're talking tens of millions of dollars. I'd be pissed off, too.

Absolutely

he who talks bullshit is likely to get poo poo in mouth-gandhi 2021

Never forget.... Maya angelou abandoned her child

@@BradPitbull 😂😂😂😂 I feel like Dave would say some shit like this

😲✨

Caught that too. Deep

@@chadalmeida6317 “imagine no possessions” sang the millionaire

@@chadalmeida6317 because experience and value bring money but experience can be expensive and value can be time consuming. Pick your poison.

@@chadalmeida6317 you will realize that most people with millions aren’t happy because they didn’t pursue their passion or what they love

read your comment right when he said it haha

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain

@@alancooper5009 bitterness does more damage to the vessel it is carried in than it’s intended recipient.

@Luke StClair You in a KZfaq komment section being rude for what? Insulting other people on their intelligence and you don’t know when to use a or an in a sentence? He liked the quote, why did you feel the need to be a weirdo?

There's a lot of poisons that affect the container. Anger,envy,jealousy, sloth, pride....I cant think of anymore.

@The Comment Critic you seem to misunderstand the use of the word poison.. if anything you should complain about the fact that he said "a lot of poisons" only to list a few of those bible sins only to end up with "i cant think of anymore" (any more). then you go on to say he's "completed missed the point".. you also called somebody a "midwit" because their use of "a" instead of "an" (or the other way around), i cannot see StClaim's comments.. but if that person, by your account, is a midwit, then you must certainly be a dimwit. a midwit by standards would range among the norm of europe, US americans however are ranked lower than that.. if you're one of them i cannot hold that against you. still.. trying to call out others while using internet lingo only to make yourself sound stupid? truly embarrassing. -273.15(-459.67)/726.85(1340.33)

Positivity joe:.. positivity!!!! You are a legend!

Yeah just too bad he won't shut up about trans folks. It really rotted his brain.

bruh wtf, that's a good one haha

Look no further, fella! You found him!

Clayton Bigsby uhhh.. the author?

SHINE THE LIGHT!

You crazy, joe rogan

And the J’s actually let him have his money? That’s incredible! And he didn’t even have to put on a dress! Nice!! Very odd considering “their” sick traditions. Good for Dave! Truly an unbelievable story.

@@joleaneshmoleane8358 man you guys just show up everywhere

I think he is better than all the legends. I think Dave is truly the GOAT. Look at the respect he gets from every other comic.

@@joleaneshmoleane8358 shut up

The goat of the millennial generation for sure.

For years? Dave has been multiple times on the show recently