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It's the Ritalin he's always on lmao

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Yeah, all my Canadian viewers stand up. If you know, you know.

@@austinwilliams5130 definitely hate to see him on some Adderall or some other stuff.

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I wish I got a little fat, or at least in some areas😭 it feels like no matter how much i eat i just don’t gain weight lmao

​@@L-Archangesolution for high metabolism is to just eat protein and workout, then all your weight will be muscle

Who eats out when broke? A always broke person 😅

@@orcuser you mean most of America? Don't deny it, you're broke too.

​@@stinkywhizzleteats3673 when you're broke u eat rice beans chicken and oatmeal not fastfood

@@taylorbarry7733 but $6 pizza is really cheap. That's all I'm saying.

@@orcuseryou can make that 5$ pizza last two meals and you save time and energy by not having to make food or do dishes. It’s not healthy but every once in awhile it’s definitely worth it

Family would be better off not eating.

​@@gergnotsloh Damn 😂😂😂

It's a case of you get what you pay for. I happen to like their deep dish pizza, they used to do a lunch special 4 slices of deep dish and a Pepsi for $5 ($6 here in Canada and you get a can instead of a bottle) was a nice go to for a cheap filling lunch.

I had to wait over an hour on a pizza. There was only one guy actually doing his job, and the rest of the people there were super high and just dropping random stuff on the floor and being incompetent. People were having meltdowns and leaving. Little Cesar’s is a dumpster fire of a business.

@deadmemesandbrokendreams8163 That's just your location. I worked at one that was very similar to that, but this new location that opened up by my house has a driveway and everything there is done super well

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@@richcast66 I almost worked there a few years back but the manager didn’t show up for the interview

@@richcast66 I mean hopefully one of these restaurants is built and run properly but none of them around here are lmao

Yeah. "Adderall"

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Thats why he only takes one bite, he cant do more.

@@Psianth This. Dude is whacked out on goofballs, any more nose candy and his head would turn into the shape of Columbia.

@@AlphaQHard that's what I was thinking😂

Of course his partner is named Frankie 😂

😂same, good stuff

it was the 24th one for me

7th got me

Me too lmao. Right when you think he’s done after the 4th… he hits you with another “pizza pizza” in the middle of a sentence.

Is it ocd ?

The ceo also quietly paid for Rosa parks apartment for the rest of her life until her passing

Ngl I lowkey like little Caesar’s tho

Hell yeah. He's taken good care of me. $6-$7 for a whole pie I can get within 15 minutes has made the difference in my life many times.

Little Caesar's is my favorite of all the low end chains (PH, D's, PJ's). I like the flavor of their pepperoni and cheese the best. Best deal is cheese stuffed crust 'Extra Most Bestest' (has extra pepperoni).

I remember when Little Caeser's started you got 2 pizzas for the price of one (that's why their slogan is "Pizza, pizza". We didn't care if it wasn't the best pizza (certainly better than Chuck E. Cheese pizza back then) - it was edible and cheap (and both pizzas were served side by side in a long cardboard box).@@jonathanhuszar6308

If Dave had to review panera, he'd surely die of a heart attack. Not sure his heart of steel is any match for their lemonade.

Like a box of Chocolates you never know what your gonna get

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@@SC68170 😂

yea when u go to 1 what actually can make the pizza correct and get it fresh its really fucking good ..the Deep dish and thin crust as well ....Id take them over Domino's or Pizza hut anyday

I don't know where you are from but here it's like 11 dollars out the door.

@@dustonbohannan call corporate because you're getting ripped off lol

@@G_Moreno89 yeah for 3 pepperoni pizzas and 1 Jalapeno cheese bread it costs 43 dollars. No joke. And there's no drive thru, we have to stand in line or order online and pick it up in their little pizza portal thing.

@@G_Moreno89 oh yeah and it's 2 bucks for a little cup of ranch.

@@dustonbohannan southern Cali large pep pizza is $6.99, dips are all .75 cents. That's insane man. For that price I'd go with a better place.

fr wtf was that 😭 Idk what fuckin sewer little Caesars he went to but it can be so much better than that. It's a good pizza place I swear!

Worst looking Little Caesar's pizza I have ever seen. That thing needed to finish cooking.

@@anson2389​ No it’s not, it’s ass and literally the worst pizza I’ve ever tasted in my entire life. You get what you paid for and it’s $5 for a whole pizza.

@@V3rnSqwd5611 Yes you really just proved his point, it just depends on the area you're in. Some Little Caesar's are pretty good and some are pretty horrible.

Even good little caesars pizza isnt the best, obviously.. but wtf was that

So any pizza?

@@kennypowers1945no

They are still in business because (a They are still very affordable. (b Their family affordable (c They are very fast (d They are not the best pizza when compared to Domino's, Papa Johns & Pizza Hut in taste but they are pretty good. And they do sell more pizza's than Papa Johns but they also have more stores. For what Dave has paid for in some pizza's he's reviewed he could walk out of Little Caesar's carrying 10 pizza's. Now I'm craving a Little Caesar's pizza.

​​@@USA-freedom I totally agree! For as much as some people love to rip on Little Caesar's, it's a damn good value for the money. With today's prices, how many places can you go to and buy something that is enough to feed you 2 or 3 times for under 10 bucks? I already calculated and figured out that there's no freakin' way you can make it yourself for less cost than simply buying one of Little Caesars Hot n' Reasy pizzas. Little Caesars is definitely the GOAT of take-out pizza value!

@@wisdomlounge4452 For about $12 bucks including tax you can buy two pizza's. You can hardly buy two Big Mac's for $12 bucks and I buy two of them at a time with no fries. For me that's a meal at McDonald's.

@USA-freedom it was meant as a light joke. Personally, I find little Cesar's disgusting. Have never and will never pay for it. I have only eaten it when other people give it to me. I would be embarrassed to offer someone that garbage.

@@ProxCQ It would be to embarrassing for you to offer some disgusting Little Caesars a pizza you have never and will never buy. But you are not to ashamed to eat it when others offer you a slice for free. Got it.

I mean they still doing them lol

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I can vouch that this is 100% truth.

You’re half right, try Adderall.

@@bustermcthundernut You're fully wrong

@@bustermcthundernut that wasn’t Adderall that u took bro

That's literally the worst Little Caesars ever made, too.. Bet they went to 6 locations and ordered 30 pizzas

@@jonslg240bruh I doubt it, why would they do that?

For the price, it's a good pizza. I'm a big value guy, and you get a decent large pepperoni for under 7 bucks. Portnoy doesn't ever factor price into his reviews though.

This Little Caesar's in particular is trash though. The one where I live isn't nearly this shitty.

I feel like cutting it isn’t included in the price

Dominoes is the better budget pizza.

That deep dish though is goated

Funniest shit is I remember them being $5 and just about every pizza I would get from there was awesome, but obviously didn’t expect much of anything being it was only $5.

Honestly I think it’s overhated. For the price i think it’s better than what you’d think. Especially if you just want something fast and cheap you can just walk in and get a hot n ready

But for those same 10 bucks...I can go to Costco ...then again, you'll need access. ...yea for straight 10 bucks, Little Ceasars ain't horrible.

I lived on those 5 dollar lunch combos in college. Lol

Honestly, fresh it's actually really good

He owns a business called Barstool SPORTS, and didn't know a pizza company that literally had a sports arena for 2 major league teams named after it just a few years ago was still in business... You can tell Dave really keeps on top of things lol, not too mention he just visited Detroit a few months ago.

Yeah...guy's a moron, but the worst type. The one who's ultra confident/obnoxious and will always think he's the smartest in the room...even though it's quite the opposite. He does make for entertainment though.

And little Caesar’s is now the official pizza sponsor of the NFL lol

@@edg3818 and owns his own frozen pizza chain the home run inn pizza

He's forgotten his roots lol

Really? Because alot of the local places sell cheaper or same price pizza as the hot n ready and it be good

@@CuulG bruh he talking ab the way he said it

@@boman1074 bruh blame KZfaq I replied to a complete different comment on my end 💀

@@CuulG cap

Lol

I thought he said you're gonna get fat

And the one person who walked into the store behind him wasn't fat.

As a west virginia native, he isn’t wrong, we’re all fat, im fat, it’s facts 💯

Yea also wv native don’t go into the Walmart its not a good experience.

@@tjil7637 lol I’m West Virginia native and I’m Not fat and about 90% of people I know aren’t fat. So don’t put everyone in your comment. Speak for yourself with your bad eating habits.

Yeah, I sensed raw dough in there.

They probably saw Dave coming and undercooked it on purpose

Yeah, pretty much their basic pizza. A notch above frozen. Their edge pizza's are not bad, though, for a pizza fix.

They’re always like that at my local little sleezers.. I won’t even eat it

@@chadcurtiss5965 Damn that sucks, the little caesers by me is actually impressively good for how cheap it is

Saves on cost of labor. If they sliced it 100%, they would have to charge an extra $5.

That shit had me dying

they skipped the part where he's talking the whole time he's holding that slice and we, the audience, see the cheese slide off, only for him to realize later. 😂😂 go watch the full video, so hilarious!

@@joeydirt420 like a dad talking to his kid lmfao

It’s the coke😂

As the anxiety crept in, all I could think was, NO WAY IN HELL COULD I HANG OUT WITH DAVE.

​@Daves😂😂place07 ha like you are worthy

Pizza pizza 😙

You did.

Isnt that like 36.5%* of the states? (*Google stat)

@@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming Yeah 36.5% of the US to the standards of the US. 96.5%* by the standards of the rest of the world…

He shot this in my hometown💀💀

In West Virginia especially.

@@raveninnsbruck9166 70% according to world BMI (which doesn’t even measure body fat) But according to average health standards (which is universal) 2/3 for adults and 1/3 total are considered to be obese in the US. Although some papers clarify around 42% are obese with around 31% being considered overweight. As for world averages, in most of the world people are actually underweight so it’s not really a good idea to consider people dying of starvation a good standard. But surprising fattest country actually goes to Nauru with the US not in the top 10 (crazy I know) also looks like the “healthy” population standard is between 24-30%. 🤓 I actually learned a little hope you did to.

That’s on the employees

Literally got a pizza from there the other day, and was tearing my pizza apart just like him

This is funny to me, a few months ago there was a matt stonie video of him trying the pizza chains (most of the ones from Michigan particularly including hungry howies) and I asked a guy did they change the formula in other states because little Caesars pizza is trash In its home state, this dude and some other guy mention how they're making record money as if that was the answer to whether or not the pizza was still trash.

It's cheap that's why they are in business.

@@sajohnson09 little Cesars is trash everywhere. So is hungry howies. Basically any chain pizza is garbage.

@@Griffy360 that is true, especially for little Caesars... But there's at least one little Caesars around the Pensacola FL area that has an insanely high rating on Google maps, it's so damn high I think the people that live there have been indoctrinated, because there's no way they tasted that shit and thought it was 5 stars.

​@@Griffy360 I had Little Caesars a couple days ago and it was surprisingly good, so maybe it's hit or miss

They would be if you didn’t have to cut the shit basically yourself, every little Caesars i been too makes you rips slices off. Terrible when u tryna have a slice while you drive, or while you are hammered at 3am. It a good deal for the pizza but amount of work it takes to grab a slice is absolutely insane lmao

One Frankie everybody knows he's a biter

Nah man… that shit will give you the worst heartburn with that acid ass tomato sauce

And hitting that reefer.

3am? Place closes at ducking 9 pm

I managed pizza stores in my 20s and would make fun of the guys that limp wrist cut the pizza. One guy was obsessed with working out and wouldn’t put any effort into cutting the pizza. So lazy!

I hate that shit!! Nothing gets me going more than people not being competent at their job

@@humpty6838 exactly. Wtf you getting paid for. Not only that but it shows you care little about the costumer.

Anytime I order LC’s classic pizzas here, they are never cut well. Their Deep Dish is good though!

@@456or7strings the pizza can be the best I've ever had, but if it's hardly cut then I'm gonna still enjoy the pizza but now it's a spiritual issue

Dude Little Caesars hasn't sold their Hot N Ready pizzas for $5 in like a decade... they're closer to $10 now. Not worth it.

@@Josh-gv4pt I just bought a pepperoni pizza and a a 20 oz drink the other day for like less than 8 dollars. Im in North Carolina

yes you can LOL

​​​​@@RubenJOTOGarciaHtownTX Poor Carolina? Lord. 🤦 Those pizzas are six bucks, man. People like you gotta expand your tiny perspectives a little bit more. If you live in a shit-hole, the rest of the world isn't exactly the same. You may think it is, but it really isn't.

​@@Josh-gv4pt They're like $6. Where is a Hot-N-Ready $10 near you? 😳

God bless America

It's pretty good, I like that it's thick and keeps you filled, There is almost always some burnt smelling fume, As opposed to the best pizza I've had, probably New York style and even then, I like pizza, everybody does but there's plenty more higher on my list of the best food, The highest are penne Gouda with smoked Gouda cheese with some herb and leaves or pesto and cheese spaghetti

ahh those wings are nasty broski. I'll smash a pizza and breadsticks from there all day but the wings are like gelatin chicken

O chit, I prefer Papa Johns with the garlic dipping sauce after a large blunt. 👌

“Petza Petza” *translate to English* “petza petza”

Its obviously a colored neighborhood. Panera wouldnt stay in business because bl*cks cant afford it nor would they eat it. Theyd probably try to rob it.

Grow a sense of humour

It's Princeton WV there ain't nothing there

​@@robertmanes9333I don't see a lack of humor

All little Caesar’s pizza is pretty good.

Deep dish

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@@AJ-gk7bn that's a strong statement to be making

@@just83542 Not all heroes wear capes.

@Utube Succks to throw at people

That's because they still have the same pizza cutters that they used in 1995 lol Source: I worked there for 2 yrs

they don't even cut it?!??? lol jeeeeeeeeeeeesus

thats san antonio bruh

yeah and opening an overpriced and still fat food chain will help lmao

Deep deep facts.

I give it a 1.4..... this is shit pizza

@@dawnkeener9836 each location gotta be considered separately, some are worse than others

His scale seems to bottom out around 5 so anything under that is very bad. Not a perfect rating system unfortunately.

@@johnlocke6800 no. He made it clear plenty of times, 5 is literally averaged hes given lower scores, plus hes known to be inconsistent with franchises

The downfall of Little Caesar's pizza was when someone said, Hey, I have a great idea. Let's start a pizza franchise and call it little Caesar's."

@@paulfrombrooklyn5409 Yet the man who founded it became a billionaire and owned 2 major league sports teams.

@@edg3818 His wife also owns a casino. Motor City Casino in Detroit!!

You never get Hot n Ready from there especially not just cheese. Order one and let them make it. Definitely better but not exceptional then.

@@alanholmes2366 I live just outside the city, and have been to most of the Ilitch owned properties. They also own the Fox theatre and have the management rights to both Comerica Park and Little Caesars Arena, that family owns a lot of Detroit. Plus they have 50% ownership in a casino in New Jersey.

You can do it... download what you want, use the part ya want... pretty sure you can clip it, Google what to do

It's really good cheap pizza! I remember recovering from the flu some years ago, I only had a desire for Little Ceasars, it fixed me right up! I get the supreme.

By far

Domino's is cheaper and way better.

@@juanaguilera131 yea but Ive grew up on it and I’m used to it, my little Caesars doesn’t look like it does in the video, I think they just tried to hard for him and folded

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thin crust pepperoni the best