When he returned with blood allover his shirt i lost it 😂😂

His weapon collection is getting more respectable each day.

Dave getting scared opening the packages and injuring himself are the best parts of the Unboxings.

“Does that look like me?” *changes hats* “yep” killed me 😂

One /hidechat everyones sick of the thirsty girls in the chat.

Dave “I’m very good with weapons” Portnoy

i told him to be careful when he started pulling on the knife, he didnt listen

"The samurai sword is beautiful... It's got the Chinese on it."

“It’s not a glitter bomb” *is a glitter bomb*

Dave coming back with a bloodied shirt 🤣🤣🤣

I cannot stop watching these. You start watching these and nothing else comes close. This intense energy is addictive, this is unboxing at the highest level

the fact Pres is actually contemplating his mom grounding him at 42 is a testament to their relationship...he still a mama's boy at heart...

One dragon, everyone knows its a T-Rex

Condensing this down to 30 min was the right move.

Not gonna lie that moment he opened up the drawing of his dog was v wholesome

Hes so stoned from those brownies 😂

That Christmas shirt with dinosaurereindeer with Santa riding and Dave saying if u walk into bar Wearing this shirt ur looking at him like u know he can F was priceless

You make my day! You make me smile and laugh every time I watch you!

Whoever gave Pres the pot brownies he ate during the pizza review prior to this inboxing video, thank you.

Im just watching these videos now.. Almost 3 years after covid.. and wow do I wish i would have known about these back then!!!

16:18 for the knife unbox where he cuts his finger

Unboxing VII 'There Will He Blood"

Christ has risen!

Dude is not a medium lol, his shirts he wears hug the shit out of him like his womens jeans lol

lmao so high trying to figure out how to make himself sound taller (no disrespect)

"Its combat 101, if we are being honest"..

I was 100% waiting for him to slice the shit out of himself with that knife the way he was trying to pull it out and it happened. Crazy

Prez is going to get packages on his door, for the rest of his life

I am loving these 😂 he changed shirts so many damn times

Those medium shirts are like a fitted queen sheet on a king bed

This is 30mins. I spent 30mins watching this and it was worth it. How and why is this entertaining I don’t get this but I’m locked in every night

"Santa riding a dragon" That is obviously a Trex...

The ramblings of a mad man, part VII

When he held that picture up and asked "yeah?" I lostttttt it. His nose IS crooked lolz

"88 and out the gate" someone's been playing madden lol

Can't wait to see The Boxfather part VIII...

This is so flipping funny! These are so addicting! ❤

I was there for all of this🙌🏽

Welcome to the team gun-knife ! Damascus steel blades are the best. Great feed Pres. Lol

Hey Dave thanks for teaching everyone how to perform the double knife death technique you are the master:>) I bought it that move would definitely work if you were attacked by 2 people, Thanks Master Davey Sun.

just take a moment to remember the glory that was powder he was a champion amongst men.

16:18 YES. HE FINALLY CUT HIMSELF. ALL THAT BLOOD ON HIS SHIRT LMFAO

Totally digging the Rob Deer reference....87 brewers baby...lol

This dude is pure chaos

You guys should do a show on town baseball in MN

22:24 😂😂😂 Looks into the camera...”you.’

Those brownies need to be made available to the masses! He was feeling zero pain or stress.

Whats the over/under date when Davey moves up to an XL tshirt?

How does he even live with all those boxes surrounding his apartment lmao

Kung Fu Fighting song........ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

"Pow, Pow! That's a double death."

Wish Dave had taken the plastic off that Confederate sword. I can understand his sentiments but it looked really cool.

Calling a reindeer T-Rex a dragon, everyone knows the rules.

He was given surgical glue for this very reason. Should have used it immediately.

yo when started swinging those swords, lowkey gave me anxiety watching that

He just needs a Fedora and a Waifu to complete the neckbeard weeb transformation.

Ask Dave to say popcorn then ask him to say pupcorn. Absolutely no difference. 😂

Dave, listen to your mother! She will love you when no one else will!

Has a full arsenal of knives, jumps back in terror at a stuffed animal still. Go Pres Go

the unboxings are great but the edits are fucking platinum

6:33 but on the DL everyone is buying Jacks and Dave has stock in it lol

One big duct tape package = One big bag of weed!

This is the best one.

Dave Portnoy, those knives with the weird looking metal are made from Damascus steel. Very nice quality stuff there 👌

I love Art!!!!

I'd hate to piss this guy off. Lol. Hilarious 😆

8:48 He's caught the coof boys, and he didn't even cover his mouth.

Challenge coin arguably best gift yet

Davey hasn’t seen this many packeges since his last bukkake

One hospital bill sent to the sender of that knife package , everybody knows the rules

Pow pow that’s a double death 😂

Scared money don’t make no money is a song from speaker knockers

how did you edit out the fish he got??

Am I the only one who feels like he's about to cut my eyes out with that box cutter?

These unboxings are awesome 👏🏽

IS THE DOCUMENTARY FINISHED??

I wonder if Corona or one of his weapons will finally send him to the emergency room?

Glad I found out where my cigars went...

Please make 🔥Portnoy jerseys like the one he was wearing. I'd actually buy that.

25:50. Thinks the samurai has "chinese writing on it" Dave, ur the fucking best

Don’t rub plush animals on your face or your grounded

*Pow Pow* *That's a double kill*

havent laughed harder when he sliced his finger

Problem with states like New York, you get people who don’t know how to handle weapons and cut their fingers off.

I sure would love that ant farm.

This is pure genius

Barstool NFL live draft stream?

Does Barstool have any challenge coins????

Glad you are okay dude.

R.I.P Powder You never stood a chance....

David "Double death" Portnoy

Davey's House of Blades.

Frankie, can you flip the video around so we can read things correctly, please?

Pow, Pow That’s a double death 💀

One blood - spattered t-shirt, everyone knows the tetanus shot protocol.

Mans said Japanese Samurai sword then says look at the Chinese on it, lmao

He called a dinosaur a dragon

"pow POW"

"I wasn't fucking lose his mind, I heard this!"... Precisely

Now all dave needs is a staff to have all the ninja turtles weapons