Dave Chappelle - Police Brutality (Killin' Them Softly)
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@yaziyo9 жыл бұрын
"Well nigga sometimes you gotta race" Still one of my favourite lines from any comedy show
@russell94119 жыл бұрын
lls kill
@SeiuC8 жыл бұрын
Ballin Too It's race.
@SeiuC8 жыл бұрын
Ballin Too It's at 4:56, "sometimes ya gotta race"
@shfsp8 жыл бұрын
I was about To post that Line but i can see Im not THE only one
@CassidyMariah148 жыл бұрын
"Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here" I'm so done 😭
@Nitro_Ade7 жыл бұрын
lol
@blackgold25217 жыл бұрын
More relevant now than ever.
@lordoffrog23547 жыл бұрын
V.A. D-R Conspiracy theories
@vaevictus46377 жыл бұрын
This shit was ALWAYS relevant.
@sinunknown99296 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@themaster4088 жыл бұрын
"Apparently he put up pictures of his family here." Oh my gosh!
@torenpeterson79145 жыл бұрын
Botham Jean
@mrs.albertcamus79305 жыл бұрын
To think this was really a prophecy.
@DredScott20103 жыл бұрын
@@mrs.albertcamus7930 Not a prophecy, he was only speaking on how things had been up to the time of this Unfortunately, it still applies today.
@TheDalinkwent9 жыл бұрын
"A black man would never dream of talking to the police while they're high" "Its a waste of weed" "Im serious" Spot on. The minute the spotlight is shined in my face, my high is GONE.
@leichterKampfer9 жыл бұрын
not only that they think your stupid because your high
@mikewarren78559 жыл бұрын
how about you just don't get high?
@TheDalinkwent9 жыл бұрын
Mike Warren Because I'm a adult thats sees how fucking stupid it is I'm not legally allowed to smoke weed.
@TheDalinkwent9 жыл бұрын
***** Thanks for your insightful opinion, but its sad you couldn't express that opinion without insults and name calling.
@SentioBonus9 жыл бұрын
Mike Warren How about you mind your own business and let people smoke whatever they want?
@dildoswaggins48815 жыл бұрын
This joke just happened today. In Dallas Texas. A female cops actually went into someone else’s apartment thinking it was hers an killed some black guy living there....worst part is she called it in and they still let her go for 3 days before arresting her for manslaughter.....fucking crazy.
@torenpeterson79145 жыл бұрын
Dildo Swaggins and then they sprinkled some weed on him.
@Nicole-kb7bw5 жыл бұрын
And then sprinkled less than a half ounce of weed on him.
@wendysloan24855 жыл бұрын
i fuking saw that
@excelboy54025 жыл бұрын
They want to charge her with man slaughter when she clearly intended to shoot him, she should be tried for murder
@auspiciousnkomo30715 жыл бұрын
Black people should just take their passports and come back to Africa. And these people say crap about Mexicans and other races, such hypocrisy sickens me.
@battoosh4 жыл бұрын
This video is 10 years old, but he could've done this but in 2020 and it would still be as relevant, as true and as disgustingly funny.
@southsidechicago33944 жыл бұрын
The standup took place in 2000. 20 years ago
@laminebaazi43764 жыл бұрын
we grew up on daves griot
@laminebaazi43764 жыл бұрын
life bless this man
@davidholzer41554 жыл бұрын
It's 20 years old it was just posted ten years ago
@darwin42194 жыл бұрын
Let's hope it won't be relevant 10 years from now.
@davidsayegh20938 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest and smartest comedians ever in my opinion
@tishkerrville89425 жыл бұрын
The King was Richard Pryor, then Dave !
@thothgarcia74405 жыл бұрын
TISH who gives a fuck
@frederickweeksjr.11894 жыл бұрын
FACT.
@TruckerJacket Жыл бұрын
Spot on
@zacqueeentertainment73368 жыл бұрын
His white man voice is so spot on
@umairali25688 жыл бұрын
Yea the best ever dudes hilarious
@UhhIDontWipe8 жыл бұрын
+Josiah Townsend I'm white, and i really wish i could do a white man voice as well as he does.
@coleabegg18558 жыл бұрын
+I Died To Gromp lol
@zacqueeentertainment73367 жыл бұрын
Truth Hurts I'd love to hear it in person but I'd doubt you'd have the balls. These trump supports are getting bold y'all.
@gc3k7 жыл бұрын
If only the election wasn't a choice between a political crook and a business crook
@RhyperiorRanger8 жыл бұрын
Nigga don't do that! That's 5 to 10!
@HGUHFful7 жыл бұрын
*Inhales* "well nigguh sometimes you gotta race I dunno"
@GenghisKhanPolitics11 жыл бұрын
"Apparently this man broke in and hung pictures of his family everywhere..." Fuckin' priceless!
@MyChannel101984 жыл бұрын
2020 this is still relevant. America has never changed
@bgr2254 жыл бұрын
And never will. At least in our lifetime
@frederickweeksjr.11894 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@dafty91594 жыл бұрын
"What is it that you wanted me to reconcile myself to? I was born here more than 60 years ago. I'm not going to live another 60 years. You always told me that it's going to take time. It’s taken my father’s time, my mother’s time, my uncle’s time, my brothers’ and my sisters’ time, my nieces and my nephew's time. How much time do you want for your progress?" - James Baldwin
@killionaire36513 жыл бұрын
Nothing's changed!! 🤦🏾♂️
@cockoffgewgle499310 ай бұрын
@@dafty9159 13/52
@vyogiebear30138 жыл бұрын
His white VOICE IS LETHAL!!!! LMAOO
@dsofe48798 жыл бұрын
This might just be the best skit ever performed.
@Adventurer_Gaming7 жыл бұрын
United States of Embarrassment Yess
@justinschexnayder848511 ай бұрын
Skittle de dittle
@noahm79778 жыл бұрын
"take it easyyy, you're on third Street"
@theforeverpuddle87549 жыл бұрын
Dave at his absolute best.
@moheganson9 жыл бұрын
True. When was this "Killing them softly"? What year?
@MJsPepsihair9 жыл бұрын
Mike Hamilton I think 2000
@indigoknives9 жыл бұрын
02
@wesmantooth65324 жыл бұрын
He’s still at his best
@hfontanez988 жыл бұрын
I wanna meet Chip and hang out with him.
@hfontanez988 жыл бұрын
***** whoever he is, I am dying to meet this fellow.
@Kingfly3rd8 жыл бұрын
It's Jim Breuer
@shadz12345559 жыл бұрын
"we're not gonna take it" lmao😂😂😂
@jaxx4437 жыл бұрын
Well nigga some time you gotta race.
@Lateralus13579 жыл бұрын
Chip sounds like a good time!
@vibingwithskeet9 жыл бұрын
I know right!? Lol
@Mestinon14 жыл бұрын
"nobody wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack." hahahaha
@blueshirt8218 жыл бұрын
i die every time at his vocal impersonation of white people
@antthomas79168 жыл бұрын
No shit, I got pulled over going home from a bar for making an illegal left turn, fuckin wasted. Cop came to my window and asked why i made the turn, straight up told him i didn't know i couldn't take that turn. Looked me dead in the eye and told me to have a good night and be safe hahaha. Definitely should've went to jail that night.
@antthomas79167 жыл бұрын
TheOldOne I totally agree man, this was ages ago in my dumb party days. I don't even drink anymore anyways but it's definitely not cool and one could easily ruin or take someone's life doing it. Besides the whole making light of the whole drunk driving thing, it is a pretty funny story though.
@Alcsaar07 жыл бұрын
Always funny when you can laugh about drunk driving and getting pulled over and get away with it, especially after breaking the law. Haha. Real funny.
@danbrowner2807 жыл бұрын
Alcsaar0 It is funny. He even admitted that he should've gone to jail had the police officer caught on that he was drunk
@gordodls236 жыл бұрын
Agree, you should've gone, "Because you DID know you couldn't do that! Hmmhmhahahaha!!"
@mariolisa28322 жыл бұрын
Well done for being born not black
@ethannomoccasin970210 жыл бұрын
Don't do that! That's five to ten!
@StefanLopuszanski5 жыл бұрын
7:56 : Wow, Dave totally called it. Horrible what happened to Botham Shem Jean.
@myboigotswag7 жыл бұрын
Shit sounds like he made it this year smh
@Madmarvz7 жыл бұрын
word
@robelicit8 жыл бұрын
Dave being a comical genius as always, i hope he makes a comeback onto the scene. That part "I've seen this before when i was a rookie... he broke in & put up pictures of his family here." ^_^
@realmamaknows9 жыл бұрын
It's sad that the subject matter is still relevant, isn't it?
@AdrianSingh9 жыл бұрын
Crazy that 15 years later cops are killing black kids in the streets...
@TyTimeIsAwesome9 жыл бұрын
***** They should've spread their butt cheeks and lifted their sacks.
@MrManKunt9 жыл бұрын
And Americans preach the most about "freedom and democracy" and they themselves live in the core of an undemocratic and enslaved society
@giareneeble9 жыл бұрын
John Doe More so. #crimingwhilewhite
@YootubeSucksDip9 жыл бұрын
It's sad when they deserve it but people get mad because the "victim" was black, isn't it?
@InteristaS57 жыл бұрын
"The other car didnt even know we were racing" lmfao
@19lkj11 жыл бұрын
Old Black Man pops out of Nowhere ''NIGGA don't do that, that's 5 to10" LOL
@GabrielaAguilar19884 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the joke about calling the police for a home invasion and having the homeowner get killed by the police but it legit happened to a store owner who called the cops when he was being robbed. Store owner got killed by the police. Guess what pigmentation his skin was ?
@spinningbackkick60214 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Bothom Jean.
@CHodgy11 ай бұрын
In the end they cheer on the Beast..
@cockoffgewgle499310 ай бұрын
13/52. It's almost like there's a reason for it.
@tenkaypm8 ай бұрын
white?
@GauravGRocks4 жыл бұрын
The KZfaq algorithm is pretty funny recommending this.
@xYouthAttackx8 жыл бұрын
16 years and counting and this is as relevant as ever...
@cockoffgewgle499310 ай бұрын
13/52
@Mrimperialbeast3 ай бұрын
To this day
@sregginetahi9992 ай бұрын
Well, most black people look sus tbh
@godot26099 жыл бұрын
"we're not gonna take it" I actually wanted him to continue singing it
@APOYS5 жыл бұрын
A cop entered a black man's home and thought he broke into hers. She shot him.
@choppertoteme50075 жыл бұрын
Now their sprinkling the crack smh
@hollywoodstar64215 жыл бұрын
Sad that it’s no longer just a joke.
@SOPHISTICATEDMs5 жыл бұрын
Sad it's a truth that has finally been publicized
@brolyrages42795 жыл бұрын
APOYS black at it again.
@Daniel-ll2dm4 жыл бұрын
APOYS wrote a whole page on police brutality as a part of an senior editor project I have to preform this in front of old white people so lord knows if my speech will go well
@tylermowrer406410 жыл бұрын
"Close your butt cheeks! Just relax.." lmao
@turoniner10 жыл бұрын
Man, he was only 27 when he taped this! That's nuts.
@wadesharp115 жыл бұрын
Never gets old! The best
@iBallz_4 жыл бұрын
I saw this video (again) like 3 weeks ago and would not have dreamed that it becomes so relevant again. Sending my thoughts and prayers from germany to everyone in the USA and around the world who is fighting this fight peacefully. Don't give up and rise above hate and inequality!
@xBlakeyy13 жыл бұрын
"Nigga that 5-10!!!"
@j2jwhatsapp9 жыл бұрын
"lets sprinkle some crack on him and get outta here" :'''')
@kobron15599 жыл бұрын
You have to admit, Dave Chappelle knew this would be replayed for the future generations to see..this will make sure that people can continue to hear the truth even in comedy
@ReligiousPaul14 жыл бұрын
I love how Chip can be drunk, or high, yet he is as calm as calm can be :P
@AverageGamer20243 жыл бұрын
This hits different in 2020
@jsb158510 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@EternalPhoenix218313 жыл бұрын
"He's still here!" I think him hitting the mic stand made that 100X more funny. LMAO!
@terrybrown77639 жыл бұрын
we miss you bud
@rogueprince13414 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite stand up special of all time.
@smecking8 жыл бұрын
As a white dude I just think Chip is fuckin' nuts. I have a healthy respect for...okay, fear of cops. It is soooo much worse for black people, though.
@kobron15598 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you understand at least lol
@popsecret10110 жыл бұрын
Chip no!!
@Daswassuphomie4 жыл бұрын
You are a dumb dumb. And so is the 47 people that liked it.
@sergiothelifeguard14 жыл бұрын
2020 still so relevant
@tomiboy511 жыл бұрын
I love when he hits the microphone stand so much
@rayzermaniac52184 жыл бұрын
This video should be blowing up today.
@chrisswinimer39413 жыл бұрын
Dave you are the G.O.A.T. Of comedy
@footballholic_R107 жыл бұрын
All good jokes contain truth to them....I love this bit by Chappelle, but it's so sad to have these acts of police brutality constantly happen all these years.
@rosalinacv19965 жыл бұрын
Kevin Willis Tell that to Botham Jeam.
@doobitron5 жыл бұрын
@Kevin Willis botham Jean would disagree but....hes dead.
@jackmeyer86564 жыл бұрын
Kevin Willis George Floyd died for no crime.
@cockoffgewgle499310 ай бұрын
It isn't true though, it's a bald-faced lie. Blacks are killing each other at 4-5 times the rate of whites and deaths by cop are rare, but you're telling me that blacks are fearful of cops? Give me a break.
@sregginetahi9992 ай бұрын
Well, most black people look suspicious tbh. But yeah police brutality is bad indeed
@ballerketballer15 жыл бұрын
LEGEND, best stand up ever
@MyOpinionMatterss12 жыл бұрын
I've seen this 100 times and yet, I can't turn it off.
@nothinghappens98118 жыл бұрын
I'm white, never had any trouble with the law, and I'm still terrified of cop cars being behind my car when I'm driving. My wife is a cop and still, no thanks man.
@quixxx057 жыл бұрын
+Young Blood the long arm of the law! complete with velcro, hooks, and push-buttons for added grip and less of a chance for the strap on coming un-done while you are scarring your husband for life night-in-and-day-out.
@nothinghappens98117 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an average Tuesday night.
@naturenupe67 жыл бұрын
Love Chip's "Excuse mmeeeee"!
@emoconfusedxoxo8 жыл бұрын
I was lead here by my extremely hot Philosophy teacher. My professor of philosophy....lead me to Dave Chapelle...
@kobron15598 жыл бұрын
What was your professor talking about?
@emoconfusedxoxo8 жыл бұрын
+kobron1559 Dave Chapelle being a genius
@kobron15598 жыл бұрын
+emoconfusedxoxo sounds about right lol type in "Dave Chappelle San Francisco part 1" Guaranteed you're going to be in pain from laughter
@LuiBC35 жыл бұрын
Pics?
@sac231007 жыл бұрын
2017 and still relatable
@JesseSelbert4 жыл бұрын
It's 2020, still relevant. #yang2024
@cw58944 жыл бұрын
Yang gang till infinity
@raymondliang11785 жыл бұрын
O damn. Dallas cop took this too seriously
@kanenbaptiste26218 жыл бұрын
dave chappelle is one of my fav comedian :D
@Donttripbitch10 жыл бұрын
his voice and the way he talks and explaisn is hella funny i love dave hahahah!
@someworld097 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna leave no mysteries"
@sanjeevkumar6164 жыл бұрын
RIP George Flyod 🙏
@mosstrooper99915 жыл бұрын
We'll Never Stop.....Love n' U Dave
@Illustraful4 жыл бұрын
As timely as ever. This was in 2000. It's still happening.
@ScottSurreal4 жыл бұрын
Bro, just visualizing the race is hilarious. He said " the other car didn't even know they were racing" 😂😂😂💀💀
@wanderlustwarrior5 жыл бұрын
8:20 - Dallas, 2018. They just sprinkled weed instead.
@RohanGL4 жыл бұрын
A legend in my lifetime.
@legendmaker29 жыл бұрын
funniest man of all time in my opinion
@indigoknives9 жыл бұрын
If ALL TIME
@judahlewis5057 жыл бұрын
How many of you are here after Terrence Crutcher?
@shaboi60427 жыл бұрын
who?
@captaintaco9797 жыл бұрын
+Sha Boi he was shot by police after his hands were up and he was walking towards his car. It wasn't justified and I hope the officers get convicted for murder.
@quadjaysport7 жыл бұрын
Judah Lewis "he was on pcp! I had to use necessary force!"
@quadjaysport4 жыл бұрын
@Otto Coldbeer That's what literally happened tho. They did him dirty asf
@thestudentofficial54834 жыл бұрын
Is this like regular occurrence in the United States?
@freeagent20984 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mephiston0014 жыл бұрын
For decades now
@Stretchystrong4 жыл бұрын
For centuries*
@mephiston0014 жыл бұрын
@@Stretchystrong Just googled it, 4 centuries +1year. 1619, 401 years...
@laminebaazi43764 жыл бұрын
@@mephiston001 it aint like it was cool over africa either back then the people who have been enslaved and brought to america carry the deepest of traumas
@bekOSKYLINE12 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@ajpatton1013 жыл бұрын
come back Dave.. The world needs you..
@Indigenousgirl15 жыл бұрын
His joke has become true.
@tenjenk4 жыл бұрын
And they sprinkled the crack on the witness
@goldengirls2344 жыл бұрын
Its black ppl life everyday a comedian's job is to make light and laughs at messed up situations
@swilliams1408 жыл бұрын
I was the 10,000th thumbs up!!! Oh, and Dave Chappele is funny.
@reggiepalmer366410 жыл бұрын
THE KING!!!
@antawnwinton3167 жыл бұрын
The goat!!!
@Gameday215913 жыл бұрын
*puff**puff*" wel nigga sometimes ya gotta race idk.." LMFAO!
@BedStuyBro11 жыл бұрын
Chappelle is now synonymous with genius
@johndoughnuts10 жыл бұрын
Priceless
@rollbrettmember14 жыл бұрын
this is soooooooooooo gooooooooooooood!
@pe3zus8 жыл бұрын
His 'white guy' laugh! DEAD.
@andyfivek4 жыл бұрын
Y'all thought that he was only kidding...
@panahox92794 жыл бұрын
"It's funny cuz it's true"
@1motorpsycho13 жыл бұрын
I don't just "like" this. I love this! Have "lived" this!
@DefenderOfVirginity3 жыл бұрын
this shit still cracks me up. the greatest special of all time
@newyorkkitty83075 жыл бұрын
The bit starting at 7:40 is reminding me way too much of what that cop in Dallas just did to Botham Jean 😔hopefully she goes away for a long ass time
@JohnPaz9 жыл бұрын
This racism is killing me inside...
@jillkelli9 жыл бұрын
I know. Me too. Hang in there. They can't kill us all...
@gbones8089 жыл бұрын
lovechicka224 can only hope.
@lifepsycho1239 жыл бұрын
better get outside then
@JohnPaz8 жыл бұрын
Proper use of quotation marks ^^
@CriTicOfsOrts12 жыл бұрын
@lolrobin I like how you finished that little lesson with "ain't". Good job.
@Lacosanostra69913 жыл бұрын
Def the top 5 comedians of all time.
@Illustraful4 жыл бұрын
"Don't do that, that's five to ten!"
@thee_morpheus4 жыл бұрын
George Floyd, latest casualty RIP
@analopes3124 жыл бұрын
Not a casualty. They murdered him. It's on tape.
@thee_morpheus4 жыл бұрын
@@analopes312 A casualty of the ongoing war on police brutality
@theheavyartillery5453 жыл бұрын
Fuck him, he pointed a gun the unborn baby
@BOLOSASA12 жыл бұрын
funniest comedian hands down.his voice his looks n humour everythin makes him funny as hell
@zoranristov73494 жыл бұрын
hahah these stand ups by real comedians are freaking gold xDDD And Dave is one of the very best
@doomerbelowthewind9 жыл бұрын
i don't wanna leave no mysteries...XD
@jojo-he5gj4 жыл бұрын
Watching this after reading all the sh*t going on in the Dallas Police Department. Chappelle called it. RIP Botham Jean and Joshua Brown
@TheWingmanPro11 жыл бұрын
You know you're legendary when this video has almost 6,000 likes and ZERO dislikes (wow!). Amazing.