David Lives A WEIRD Life In The Year 33,333

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Gorg

Gorg

Күн бұрын

The year is 33,333 and David lives in Pizza City, the most dangerous city in the world.
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@williamking3301
@williamking3301 Жыл бұрын
Gorg is such a great storyteller. Love your stories man, so entertaining and funny, they make me smile. Long live Gorg!
@Isbasgritty24537
@Isbasgritty24537 Жыл бұрын
As someone who is part of pizza city I can confirm David was very weird. My name was Caesar Nickname was little Caesar
@mightyx5441
@mightyx5441 Жыл бұрын
Yeah man david was weird, and my name was Marco (marco's pizza)
@davidsashorty
@davidsashorty Жыл бұрын
I was'nt weird also im dead
@deanpost152
@deanpost152 Жыл бұрын
You are the sworn enemy of our leader, Papa John
@davidsashorty
@davidsashorty Жыл бұрын
NOOOOO
@alpine8732
@alpine8732 Жыл бұрын
I'm Aci (5:04) I was a hater of every pizza topping except extra cheese. I liked David he was nice.
@jonhstonk7998
@jonhstonk7998 Жыл бұрын
¨My name is David and I'm a denizen and citizen of Pizza City, while my city is a massive metropolis mostly known for its cuisine located in the northern areas of the continent, we have existed as a major city and continuous civilization for over 30.000 years, I write this so that whoever reads it knows what's happening to us, I don't know if it will be someone from another kingdom or some other compatriot of mine who will pick up this notebook which previously consisted of my own personal Diary and journal, however, I hope that whoever does can piece together what happened and maybe save the city or at least some of its people, a few years ago strange incidents started to happen in the northern areas of the city: rumors of spore filled mushroom-like zombie men started to circulate in the biome of the city which previously consisted of a mushroom forest...most people thought that was some sort of joke or just unsubstantiated gossip...I also did as while I always hated mushrooms the notion of spore infections on people was too absurd for me to consider...however I decided to investigate on my own and over the years I came to the conclusion that some sort of plague is happening, I am not yet aware if it's a fungal hivemind, an apocalyptic cult of some sort, or some infiltration and plague brought by the machinations of some other state in the continent... however one thing is clear: King Papa Jonh was killed by one of these zombified monsters and the infection seems to be spreading...if nothing is done the city will fall within the next decade...whoever or whatever the responsible for this may be it seems it took note of my investigation because of my failed attempt to warn the king...I sent a friend of mine to try and warn the other kingdoms and city-states of the continent to quarantine the city but I am not aware if they were successful in escaping or not, I have been being followed by someone I suspect is a sleeper agent of the mushroom people and I may be killed soon if it's a hive mind or cult of some sort it means it has intelligence...it also means I am not likely to escape at my advanced age...whoever picks up this notebook: check yourself to guarantee you're not infected by the spores, a doctor in a nearby house I spoke with has been able to identify the main symptoms of infection like a certain increase in blood pressure and cardiovascular activity summed with paranoid thoughts that curtail on someone's loyalties...please if you picked up this journal and you are not infected...flee the city and warn the other kingdoms, you may be the last hope of mankind in the continent for the city is most likely already lost. They're outside the house...I refuse to become infected with the spores and be forced to kill my remaining friends and colleagues against my will so I will be taking a vial of poison soon...I am scared for my soul but deep in my heart I know that at my advanced age, I have no chance of escape and this is not suicide but sacrifice, may God forgive me for failing to warn the king earlier. whoever you are...may you be able to escape and may God be with you¨ - last entry in the journal of David the citizen and investigator, compiled during the last days of the plague of mushrooms and near the Fall of Pizza City, was recovered by the Holy Order of Plague Doctors during an incursion into the city.
@averycool7499
@averycool7499 Жыл бұрын
Stop spoiling
@solarboyaaron4652
@solarboyaaron4652 Жыл бұрын
@@averycool7499your fault for reading
@OfficialDenzy
@OfficialDenzy Жыл бұрын
R.I.P David your name will be remembered for generations in this continent as a hero who saved the continent.
@CursedXyster
@CursedXyster Жыл бұрын
@@averycool7499 stop being stupid and reading the comments before finishing the video
@RuyVuusen
@RuyVuusen Жыл бұрын
​@@averycool7499Stop reading such a hefty comment expecting not to be spoiled.
@andrewdiedrich3097
@andrewdiedrich3097 Жыл бұрын
Note how Pizza City doesn't have fishing industry. Even the cult of pizza lovers is not crazy enough for anchovies on pizza.
@Magikarp_With_Dragonrage
@Magikarp_With_Dragonrage Жыл бұрын
Gorg said they had anchovie pizza
@tizioincognito5731
@tizioincognito5731 11 ай бұрын
As italian I disagree 😂
@vincememes
@vincememes 10 ай бұрын
Typically anchovies belong on pizza but maybe in america dont think theyre good (the three liters of oil are tho)
@tizioincognito5731
@tizioincognito5731 10 ай бұрын
@@vincememes maybe thay have scarce quality anchovies... 🤔
@cringelord7776
@cringelord7776 Жыл бұрын
With debug tools you can turn on, show mush infection, and it will create a pink highlight in chunks where infected people are
@hereiam272
@hereiam272 Жыл бұрын
When you're trying to tell a story and your main character suddenly dies mid-way through
@Astrosk1er
@Astrosk1er Жыл бұрын
As someone who also despises mushrooms in general I feel my man David
@Flash-banged
@Flash-banged Жыл бұрын
As somebody who also hates mushrooms, I also feel David
@WilsonKullmann
@WilsonKullmann Жыл бұрын
As someone who doesn’t like pizza at all, I also feel for him.
@DingleSucks
@DingleSucks Жыл бұрын
As someone who also despises mushrooms, i also feel David
@MaPN001
@MaPN001 Жыл бұрын
As someone who's name is David and i hate mushrooms, I'm David's twin brother
@foxleader8233
@foxleader8233 Жыл бұрын
A
@balrogjeff28
@balrogjeff28 Жыл бұрын
Best KZfaqr
@Burnt_notfound
@Burnt_notfound Жыл бұрын
Ya
@PlaysRoblox36
@PlaysRoblox36 Жыл бұрын
aggree
@GlassCupofwater0
@GlassCupofwater0 Жыл бұрын
Cheggs
@ForbiddenAbblesauce
@ForbiddenAbblesauce Жыл бұрын
Yees
@danieljames9475
@danieljames9475 Жыл бұрын
his name is cory kenshin
@BoredTruckn
@BoredTruckn Жыл бұрын
Wish they'd add a trait menu to the kingdom screen so it's easier to give persistent traits and stuff. Would be a easy way to do it.
@TheSpellwright
@TheSpellwright Жыл бұрын
Or to cultures. Or cities. Any group, really.
@BoredTruckn
@BoredTruckn Жыл бұрын
@@TheSpellwright exactly. The selective to bring mod is ok, but it makes all the guys super man after awhile. I just want a persistent trait that is added, regardless of anything else. Would make clans and such more interesting. Make one clan really good at combat, and another a great researcher or something. Then watch how they mingle and stuff. I'd be like a bloodline.
@spicy-cactus
@spicy-cactus Жыл бұрын
I myself didn't have the greatest time when I was on vacation in pizza city. I myself live in the great cacti dessert where I am already a little weird because I am half pepper. but anyway when I visited it they wanted to use my pepper for pizza and they also wanted to test if cactus would taste good on pizza. I barely made it out of there that day.
@TheIronManOfSteel
@TheIronManOfSteel Жыл бұрын
Best ingredients, Best pizza, Our king, Papa Johns. Called it.
@KranMoi
@KranMoi Жыл бұрын
I'm going to spawn a bunny and name it Gorg and it will live in my world peacefully. If it does die I will make it a god and Gorg will destroy the world!
@declanjones8888
@declanjones8888 Жыл бұрын
All hail Gorg The Almighty!!!
@richardgomer5126
@richardgomer5126 Жыл бұрын
Gorg is trying to get around therapy and make videos like this one as a silent way of self therapy. Or a silent scream for help.
@mr_bob_brick
@mr_bob_brick Жыл бұрын
damn
@jamiesnow8190
@jamiesnow8190 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the content!
@errorcringyname4044
@errorcringyname4044 Жыл бұрын
How about a small civ of elves with a bunch of guardian animals which are super suped up animals against a normal orc civ?
@axo677
@axo677 6 ай бұрын
Yes
@Ethanthegreat2
@Ethanthegreat2 Жыл бұрын
A kid in my school is named David but everybody calls him dodot
@McJorgan
@McJorgan Жыл бұрын
Why
@Ethanthegreat2
@Ethanthegreat2 Жыл бұрын
@@McJorgan I don't have the slightest idea
@stanleyoranges4586
@stanleyoranges4586 11 ай бұрын
You are such a good narrator 😌. Really nice video 😁. Keep the good work.
@King0nWings
@King0nWings Жыл бұрын
My idea for your next video is that you make a city called "Anchovies on Pizza" and nuke it non-stop for 10 minutes. That's the whole video.
@bast4rdlyreaper
@bast4rdlyreaper Жыл бұрын
I quite like mushrooms on pizza, luckily I haven't died while infected yet.
@TheSkiingDragon
@TheSkiingDragon Жыл бұрын
I shall now summon every New Yorker in the comments section with 5 words: Deep Dish is best pizza
@markob8934
@markob8934 Жыл бұрын
Is this a joke I’m too British to understand?
@neistrong614
@neistrong614 Жыл бұрын
I am too russian to understand dis shit
@GigaLobster
@GigaLobster Жыл бұрын
As someone who's name is David I can confirm that I live a weird life
@ThatGollumGuy
@ThatGollumGuy Жыл бұрын
You´re not alone, David. I also don´t really like mushrooms. Especially on pizza
@RADARMYBRAT32
@RADARMYBRAT32 4 ай бұрын
As much as I love pizza I can't imagine eating for everyday for eternity
@beaksters
@beaksters Жыл бұрын
Why does this feel extremely metaphorical for a lot of other issues in the world.
@ayechan12
@ayechan12 Жыл бұрын
More stories please 🙏 🙏 🙏
@UmbrielakaPasystem
@UmbrielakaPasystem 11 ай бұрын
As a person of Pizza city, I confirm David was very weird, never knew he did not like mushroom pizza. I’m Pizya, nickname is Pizya Crusty sauce.
@Ryker583_
@Ryker583_ Жыл бұрын
Video 2 of asking for gorg to do a 4 kingdoms spawn on a small island and every 2 years the island gets a bit larger do this tell the kingdoms connect or you could do 8
@spaghetti675
@spaghetti675 Жыл бұрын
if papa john loves pizza then why is his favorite food hamburgers
@nablamakabama488
@nablamakabama488 Жыл бұрын
It’s pizza city. Everything is meant as a pizza topping. He likes to put burgers on his pizza.
@spaghetti675
@spaghetti675 Жыл бұрын
@nablamakabama488 oh ok that makes sense
@professorx9932
@professorx9932 Жыл бұрын
You could have found patient 0 using developer console -> show mush spores.
@illadiel6049
@illadiel6049 Жыл бұрын
Only way it could have been better is if the map were styled like a pizza
@blakegymnastics
@blakegymnastics Жыл бұрын
I love your vids and I always watch them within 5 hours again you are awesome
@g.s.890
@g.s.890 Жыл бұрын
I'll have you know, mushroom anchovie and olive pizza is the best topping combination
@SupersuMC
@SupersuMC Жыл бұрын
Burn in the pizza oven.
@Sireeeee
@Sireeeee Жыл бұрын
Damn you really made new york in world box
@Wrath-_-
@Wrath-_- Жыл бұрын
The moral of the story: Gorg doesn't like mushrooms, F mushrooms
@75GOLD
@75GOLD Жыл бұрын
I loved the story. Have an idea maybe you can do another story but with bread
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 Жыл бұрын
Yo, video idea. Faultlines map where you spin a wheel every 20 or so minutes and do a disaster relating to fault lines. E.g earthquakes
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 Жыл бұрын
Another video idea is that you make a village that is fully sustainable and everything,a very advanced civilization. Then absolutely obliterate it with nukes and if there's no survivors spawn them. 😃
@anedark
@anedark Жыл бұрын
I too hate mushrooms. I understand you david
@user-pm6ok5jy3p
@user-pm6ok5jy3p Жыл бұрын
This is why you don't put sentient super organisms of decay on pizza. Also you should have had mushroom forest spread as the mushmen grew in number
@griffin_the_hybrid
@griffin_the_hybrid Жыл бұрын
The moral is stop putting mushroom, anchovies and pineapple on pizza lol
@slightlymaddog
@slightlymaddog Жыл бұрын
I also hate mushrooms and David is one of my middle names !
@Clumpentimehd
@Clumpentimehd Жыл бұрын
Make a video about how long can a civilization can survive against infinite zombies
@AceIncVR
@AceIncVR Жыл бұрын
Really like keep up the good work
@Noah-c5n
@Noah-c5n Жыл бұрын
BBQ pizza is so good not going to lie
@Twidleythegnome
@Twidleythegnome Жыл бұрын
Haha I loved the terraria mushroom biome music at the end
@mru22695
@mru22695 Жыл бұрын
Idea: make a giant war with the tumor, cyber core, biomass, and super pumpkin
@GummieI
@GummieI Жыл бұрын
Now I kinda want to try an pizza with apples xD
@Amy-qv3oq
@Amy-qv3oq 9 ай бұрын
This is an experimental cyberpunk novel.
@vernstern6364
@vernstern6364 Жыл бұрын
I can relate to David about mushrooms and gorgs
@Trashcastle
@Trashcastle Жыл бұрын
-“Hi David how you doing “ -“Really bad actually” -“he’s doing well, thank goodness” 1:13
@maximusharbour3463
@maximusharbour3463 Жыл бұрын
My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with alfredo sauce.
@WitheredRosee
@WitheredRosee Жыл бұрын
Man not even a minute in and I'm hungry
@Altertornalli
@Altertornalli Жыл бұрын
as an mushroom person, i can comfirm mushroom pizza is the ONLY and BEST pizza left
@nuamideii1432
@nuamideii1432 Жыл бұрын
But i like mushrooms Oh shoot i died
@Funtime_Fz
@Funtime_Fz 6 ай бұрын
"Everyone loves pizza" 0:28 3:09 8:26 "How about mushroom is the only pizza topping." Uh Gorg they are mushrooms, why would they eat their own flesh? Did you mean to make the mushrooms sound like cannibals?
@karma10125
@karma10125 Жыл бұрын
I remember somehow when I started a zombie outbreak in a massive city they managed to survive while infected so they became immortal. It was like a zombie city
@VectorxMan
@VectorxMan Жыл бұрын
If your pizza mushrooms are slimey that's called undercooked. They should be chewey yet firm.
@Elliott-Burton
@Elliott-Burton 7 ай бұрын
We need more of these cinematic videos
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio Жыл бұрын
Anchovie, artachoke, onion, olive pizza (with stuffed crust)
@WMFawn
@WMFawn Жыл бұрын
Ok but shrimp on pizza slaps, try it sometime
@somebodykares1
@somebodykares1 Жыл бұрын
There was a place that offered a salad pizza once that I knew
@cocacola4blood365
@cocacola4blood365 Жыл бұрын
Pizza City was thriving until the whole town did 'shrooms, then it declined like it's hair was on fire and it's ass was catching. So the moral is "don't do drugs."
@timwest277
@timwest277 8 ай бұрын
As much as I enjoy mushrooms, I think me and David will get along fine if I was living there. My best friend IRL hate mushrooms, I tease him about it lol. I absolutely love it 😋
@Skishtube
@Skishtube 3 ай бұрын
Foods that look too evil to eat Broccoli,mushrooms,raw onion,banana peel,orange with stringy stuff on it ,my cat,scorpion,chicken with no breading,steak,bugs,my hand
@BoredTruckn
@BoredTruckn Жыл бұрын
Plot of "I Robot". And probably a few other things.
@UnholyOomlie
@UnholyOomlie Жыл бұрын
So you're tellin' me the Last of Us started with an ill made mushroom pizza?
@theperfectbotsteve4916
@theperfectbotsteve4916 Жыл бұрын
mushrooms are pretty Grose i agree as interesting as fungus are they do not belong on pizza
@cocacola4blood365
@cocacola4blood365 Жыл бұрын
Once upon a time, there was this guy and then he died. The End.
@Nord..
@Nord.. Жыл бұрын
For some reason I thought it was Oswald not David
@orangetabby7122
@orangetabby7122 Жыл бұрын
maybe the real pizza was the mushrooms we made along the way
@Darwidx
@Darwidx 4 ай бұрын
It's me David, and I hate mushrooms.
@tenma8797
@tenma8797 Жыл бұрын
Not Papa John! Nooo…
@wyattvankirk8824
@wyattvankirk8824 Жыл бұрын
David makes since of night city cuz of cyberpunk edge runners, so David Martinez, so if David’s here. Where’s V?
@neverunknown1236
@neverunknown1236 Жыл бұрын
7:02 ok chill out there mccarthy
@Cobalt_Hitron
@Cobalt_Hitron Жыл бұрын
There’s not mush room for mushrooms on pizza
@pokefan2370
@pokefan2370 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love that terraria mushroom theme 🔥
@DaveLark
@DaveLark Жыл бұрын
Wow I lived a weird life!
@MASTERCRAFT938
@MASTERCRAFT938 Жыл бұрын
Hello there! :D
@darkshadows8
@darkshadows8 Жыл бұрын
man i remember i quit this game long ago...
@mylesnjenga2516
@mylesnjenga2516 Жыл бұрын
Is there Hawaiian pineapple apple juice apple dragon fruit vegetable cucumber salad meat pork BBQ pizza there too
@seanshepherd1071
@seanshepherd1071 Жыл бұрын
Mush plauge *always* wins
@Post_the_most
@Post_the_most Жыл бұрын
If David knew that for the dough you also need mushrooms :D
@ImColombiaa_
@ImColombiaa_ Жыл бұрын
You posted this literally the same time I arrived to Rome 💀💀
@GAMER32231
@GAMER32231 10 ай бұрын
wait... if the MUSHROOM people want to eat MUSHROOMS on pizza... wouldn't that make them cannibals?
@BlackEnigma908
@BlackEnigma908 Жыл бұрын
All I heard for the first 1 minute was pizza
@user-ro4ym1dq7i
@user-ro4ym1dq7i Жыл бұрын
David was the lust of us
@kokkokongennr-1611
@kokkokongennr-1611 Жыл бұрын
Isn´t eating mushrooms on pizza cannibalism for mushroom-people?
@Definetlyalive
@Definetlyalive Жыл бұрын
Lets get to 40,000 at this point FOR THE EMPEROR
@anonymously944
@anonymously944 Жыл бұрын
They should make a new tab for all thoes who we have given star to like a tab to remember them it can also tell how they died and perhaps we can even reincarnate them
@Shadow-jg2gq
@Shadow-jg2gq Жыл бұрын
Could you make another war in the lord of the rings?
@MoltenUprisingMK
@MoltenUprisingMK Жыл бұрын
I can't believe my comment got deleted AGAIN! Okay, third time's the charm. I'm a pizza man myself, but I don't like mushrooms or anything on it except cheese.
@klintzachodniedrewno514
@klintzachodniedrewno514 Жыл бұрын
why the population dropped from over 7000 to 4000 when he changed colors? it's at 4:25 to be exact
@StopMotionKingdom28
@StopMotionKingdom28 Ай бұрын
They are not going anywhere
@dianecoughlan2982
@dianecoughlan2982 Жыл бұрын
My name is David!
@EmissaryFromHell_MrFresh
@EmissaryFromHell_MrFresh Жыл бұрын
he just made the last of us in world box
@padmethecataedynallee1684
@padmethecataedynallee1684 Жыл бұрын
So if I were to make a pizza City in the shape of a pizza Island would you get mad at me
@FreezingPanda
@FreezingPanda Жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Cortsepts spreads through italy
@FrogFrogFrogFrogFroggy
@FrogFrogFrogFrogFroggy Жыл бұрын
i’m with david here
@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694
@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694 Жыл бұрын
rip david
@Bam_1776
@Bam_1776 10 ай бұрын
'What do you need money for, to buy Pizza? The Pizza is free, you just gotta help make it." Communism
@rookyrockstar9488
@rookyrockstar9488 9 ай бұрын
talk about slimy stuff on pizza. Singapore pizza hut has a SNAKE pizza (it actually does)
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