David Lucas Destroys
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Жыл бұрынFrom David Lucas latest appearance on Kill Tony featuring Ryan Long and Chris Faga.
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!
@EMP-Music 11 ай бұрын
Ryan deserves the heat here for interrupting all of David’s punch lines
@PowuhToSeven 9 ай бұрын
I thought they were gonna mention it. He was only talking to stomp all over Lucas' jokes. Bad form.
@toreba 9 ай бұрын
Bro his jokes are cringy
@tclyde865 8 ай бұрын
He got a few good ones in there none of em made me laugh though. His delivery is just off
@alfonzo9289 Жыл бұрын
"You look like you cried when Aaron Carter died" bahahaha holy shit. Pure gold.
@SIKE01 Жыл бұрын
he's the only one that did🥲
@homealone5087 Жыл бұрын
Aaron Carter is dead? Oh shit that crazy ass died in his bathtub
@sjadev 11 ай бұрын
Ryan totally missed an opportunity to come back at David with an “I want candy” joke.
@scg81790 2 ай бұрын
I almost did. We all failed him.
@Toddis Жыл бұрын
The Tony sitting on a stump and telling how old it was joke had me choking on my tea
@Ajaxx47 Жыл бұрын
Bro I was just gonna comment that, honestly the first comeback joke I’ve heard in a long ass time that made me laugh out loud hysterically
@bobbosworld6795 Жыл бұрын
Choking on my tears* you mean. From crying laughing lmfao
@emoryolsoff96 Жыл бұрын
FR holy cow I haven't laughed so hard in a long time
@JJWalters Жыл бұрын
Was the Aaron Carter died joke for me. David is a roast comedy machine
@thehumandrive Жыл бұрын
that part sent me over the edge lol fucking hilarious moment
@man4145 Жыл бұрын
David and tony are so quick with their rebuttals it’s actually pure genius. It’s so cool to listen to
@slippi2476 Жыл бұрын
that diabetes stump rebuttle to one of the best roasts ever was seriously something to behold xD
@zachofall Жыл бұрын
The stump joke is one of the funniest things of all time
@robtriton Жыл бұрын
Literally crying laughing!!!! He's a roast champ!
@triptank7857 Жыл бұрын
100% 🤣👌
@mangaas Жыл бұрын
It's a re-packaged lollipop joke, that everyone used to make about Tony for being a closeted gay. It was always in the comments when he was on JRE. Man... comedy is dead, just a bunch of hacks stealing old memes and farming the internet for jokes.
@ondemandslapperandclapper 11 ай бұрын
@@mangaasboooo
@Taureg 11 ай бұрын
@@mangaasWell said, thats an old joke
@Neo-zi3kg Жыл бұрын
“Tony you can sit on a stump and tell us how old that tree was” I haven’t belly laughed like that in a while
@unholylemonpledge9730 Жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for ryan he bombed harder than anyone in human history
@HillcrestGames Жыл бұрын
He was probably fucked up, probably his fault.
@rocksolid8643 Жыл бұрын
True but the crowd wasn't throwing him any bones
@tpl1339 Жыл бұрын
@@rocksolid8643 how could they those jokes were insanely bad
@rocksolid8643 Жыл бұрын
Most of the jokes are bad. It only matters if the crowd laughs
@nurobeatz Жыл бұрын
Made Adam Ray look funny.
@williambergamot1342 Жыл бұрын
Ryan Long visibly crying inside for the large parts of this was funny
@krylonking420s Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe Ryan tried to roast David with those long winded pre written jokes…. 😂
@Splatteringram Жыл бұрын
I love how David clocked him for it too
@MrDank132 Жыл бұрын
Felt so bad for Ryan. He was definitely having an off night and he caught all the smoke lmfao
@theohuioiesin6519 Жыл бұрын
Bombing is also funny. Just in a very different way.
@youlig1 Жыл бұрын
@@theohuioiesin6519 Yes sometimes. But Ryan kept saying stuff the same way. That made it painful to watch for me personally. i like Ryan's podcast and stand up. but this episode was just painfully bad for me. he should have just stopped saying stuff at any point
@jjkenneth2468 Жыл бұрын
Off night ? he’s a redbar fool
@Tiddyliterature Жыл бұрын
@@youlig1he’s a goddamn soldier that’s why he kept goin on. He’s relentless even when he should probably give up.
@iGigaCow Жыл бұрын
@@Tiddyliterature true that. Bomb or not gotta give him credit for maintaining face and trying.
@DylzNZ Жыл бұрын
Ryan looks straight at his written material on his phone as soon as Lucas is announced 🤣🤣🤣 he thought he was ready 🤣 🤣🤣
@stilltrill198 Жыл бұрын
David was unstoppable and on point, this is def one of my favorite sets from him on this show
@darthkrator9366 Жыл бұрын
Tony told him not to roast the guests but Ryan definitely deserved it especially cuz he kept cutting Tony off, and David knew that!!!
@nuttybullkinetings Жыл бұрын
The stump joke was the best thing I’ve heard in awhile 😂
@gordonsmith5589 Ай бұрын
Old joke
@jonathanparnell3175 Жыл бұрын
The more I watch these the more respect I have for Tony, he's actually the best roaster
@Ammon6 Жыл бұрын
That dude is a regular guest, but he didn't know how the roast game works. Therefore he got blasted into the heavens by David. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@BiltsOne Жыл бұрын
When he said "You look like you cried, when Aaorn Carter died" , I lost it. 🤣🤣
@mike54996 Жыл бұрын
David looking like Ceelo no greens.
@jamescurran6277 Жыл бұрын
Goddamn that's good.
@Grey_mind Жыл бұрын
Nice😂
@MarionsFans Жыл бұрын
I literally applauded at the stump joke!!! That was creative af 😂
@Taureg 11 ай бұрын
thank you are an idiot, its an old roast joke
@fawwazshah Жыл бұрын
David Lucas spends 5 minutes on his set and the rest of the week thinking of jokes to roast Tony with
@whodis000 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😂 so true, he goes in on tony straight away
@tralalalatrollin Жыл бұрын
Its on sight on the spot. His roasts arent written
@TarantinosChin 10 ай бұрын
@@tralalalatrollinpeople hate on talent, it’s a human flaw
@Retcon__ Жыл бұрын
You know its good when you start feeling bad for them 🤣
@whodis000 Жыл бұрын
I didn't watch this episode in it's entirety but he looks weirdly uncomfortable like he's scared of a black guy 😂 I might be wrong he might have been just having a bad night but he just seems uncomfortable around black people
@bryankowalczyk3982 Жыл бұрын
@@whodis000 tbh that's a very weird take that shit never would of even came to my head lol I think it was more likely he was coked out, then your theory
@jerichojones2722 Жыл бұрын
@@bryankowalczyk3982 yeah he seemed off. i know coke doesnt do anything for my creative juices lol. just makes me more confident about spouting bull shit
@Splatteringram Жыл бұрын
Trueeeee 🤣🤣🤣
@jeremym1288 Жыл бұрын
"He looks like Patrick, I mean Patrice, O'neal" - Ryan stepped on his own joke as he was saying it...
@reflect_earth Жыл бұрын
he didn't even say "I mean". Patrick "Patrice" O'neal, as if that's his full name. obviously not on purpose but still painful
@j69199 Жыл бұрын
If he said i hope u end up like Patrice O'Neal too that might've redeemed him 😆
@andreaholcock8992 Жыл бұрын
@@j69199naw it would have bombed like every other thing he said lol
@magos_0083 Жыл бұрын
@@andreaholcock8992lmao
@mr.drummond2250 Жыл бұрын
“You can sit on a tree stump and tell us how old it is” lmaooo damnnn that gave me roast me vibes haha great work man
@nicholasdiaz7920 Жыл бұрын
That’s the same vibe I got !!!! That joke would’ve been for Billy sorrells
@joeyzaza9620 Жыл бұрын
I love how Tony gathered the loud table & Ryan when he tried to step all over David’s jokes! 👏🏾👏🏾
@lancegoodthrust546 Жыл бұрын
I've never heard of David Lucas until an hour ago. This is my second video.... instant fan! Seriously, I've laughed in this video more than4 seasons' worth of SNL.
@slippi2476 Жыл бұрын
not saying much lol
@malcolmcooks9772 Жыл бұрын
He'll be a great writer for SNL
@donotcareatall Жыл бұрын
Just because you’re sitting next to Tony doesn’t mean your immune to bombing
@passportstampin Жыл бұрын
Why is you + are so hard for so many people? It’s you’re*.
@bryankowalczyk3982 Жыл бұрын
@@passportstampin he was right the first one, could of been spell check. Relax.
@joshusho9252 Жыл бұрын
I love how Tony always just says “actually I do do that”
@mischieftheband7904 10 ай бұрын
Its funny how comedians turn to their drinks when David roasts them 😂
@coffeeyouu Жыл бұрын
Glad David stuck it to Ryan Long trying to hard David was a shark in the water and Ryan was a bleeding seal lmao
@Vicariousleighilive.. Жыл бұрын
Tony’s got three responses “omg” , “that is true I actually do that” , “ I love it”
@DRED1224 Жыл бұрын
"How dare u"
@mhjyuti Жыл бұрын
That whole show Ryan was terrified every time another comedian was being introduced 😂😂
@patrickhenry4286 Жыл бұрын
Haha man, I'm glad you uploaded this, the king of roasting for real, you killed those guys.
@TheEconomicExpert Жыл бұрын
Damn. I’ve watched a lot of these videos of David on Kill Tony, and this was the best one. Good lord. Unstoppable force. I was dying laughing
@Iwayne420 Жыл бұрын
You absolutely killed it!
@FTCFootball Жыл бұрын
You're the only comic that makes me laugh out loud joke after joke. You're incredible bro!
@headbobgunpants4858 Жыл бұрын
"it's like beetlejuice" KILLS😂
@nicholasdiaz7920 Жыл бұрын
The great boo kapone once said, THEY HAVE TO GREASE YOUR SIDES DOWN AND KICK YOU THROUGH THE DOOR 😂
@Skorp-eon Жыл бұрын
The way you and William shut Ryan down with his attempt at insults was hilarious .
@OnlyRockets Жыл бұрын
First KZfaq video where I had to pause because I could not breathe from laughing, fucking love this man, hilarious
@mikestoolfun Жыл бұрын
I have been watching David Lucas and Tony clips tor the last 20hrs! 😂😂😂😂. I cant get enough: 😂😂
@mikehancho6674 Жыл бұрын
You always do the work my guy love the show but when you are there it hits different never change dude
@c0nc3ntr8d6 Жыл бұрын
This was some of your best stuff yet.
@SNNetwork Жыл бұрын
truly appreciate how much you enjoyed this david haha
@youknowelgin Жыл бұрын
That Aaron Carter and Tree Stump joke are some of the best things I’ve heard man 😂gosssshhhh
@SL1MZ Жыл бұрын
GOAT I still believe David deserves a perma spot on that table
@Syte425 Жыл бұрын
These Tony and David roasts are becoming truly legendary. Hilarious
@ARSENICKMUSIC Жыл бұрын
They truly are. David constantly makes fun of Tony appearing gay and Tony constantly makes fun of David being fat. The incredible variation of those two topics just displays how creative and quick-witted these guys are !
@Syte425 Жыл бұрын
@@ARSENICKMUSIC 💯
@LackaJudgment Жыл бұрын
I will never get tired watching David Lucas roasting tf out of people, this man is quickly reaching the height of his comedic powers
@KyleJames- Жыл бұрын
this shit had me crying 😂😂😂 yall went in!
@jakeclinton6571 Жыл бұрын
Man that min tonight was f'n killer, funny as hell! Your always original and hilarious became one of my favorite comedians in less than a year hands down
@smithers9155 Жыл бұрын
To be fair Ryan had some great lines during the show but David shook Ryan to his core and he bombed a lot after this. David out here taking souls
@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel Жыл бұрын
No he didn't... He stepped on jokes the whole night and sat there trying too hard to be funny, nothing he said got a genuine laugh out of the room...
@Ryo7_7 Жыл бұрын
😂
@tatooine_dream Жыл бұрын
'great lines' okey dokey
@jeremym1288 Жыл бұрын
True. But when David came at him, Ryan stepped on his own jokes...
@smithers9155 Жыл бұрын
@@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel he got a few big laughs from the room and had Tony laughing. Before David roasted him. Go watch the episode again
@LavizzoPack Жыл бұрын
That tree stump joke was brought to you by David’s Roast Me: Battlegrounds experience 🤞🏽😂😂😂
@HburgMMAInstitute Жыл бұрын
Hahaha! "Mt. Vesuvius!" That was hilarious!
@YoungJoone Жыл бұрын
The crazy part is... if you watch Roast Me, it becomes obvious how crazy good the competition is.
@Musashi_Sheedo13 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@konflicted1729 6 ай бұрын
Not the watch
@brianblile7946 Жыл бұрын
He’s so perfect!! Love this guy! Not many comics can think on their feet like him!😊😅
@viewer7101 Ай бұрын
6:06 "Gay jokes are his bread and butter, which is also his bread and butter. I've been sitting in that on for years." Sums up every Tony/David interaction.
@px7zz Жыл бұрын
I fucking love Ryan long and david so this was a huge treat. Every single time I'm never disappointed. The energy man.
@realmostasteless Жыл бұрын
One of your funniest segments, shit has my dying
@colinjones8265 Жыл бұрын
I stay rewatching these like it’s my first time
@DesignRhythm Жыл бұрын
"Throw in the towel Mickey!" 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Ryan
@richardjarquin9498 Жыл бұрын
Everytime I watch a David Lucas video I can always count on him to start off saying “yyeeeaaaaaaaaaa”
@vinzetti22 Жыл бұрын
Haha david constantly laughs at his own jokes, which makes it funnier
@Hurley164 Жыл бұрын
Bruh I would listen to you and Tony go at for hours
@andreaholcock8992 Жыл бұрын
Phrasing!
@napu2652 Жыл бұрын
Probably Theeee best ‘kill tony’ I’ve ever seen todate 💯🇺🇸😅😂🤣
@alphakennyone8 Жыл бұрын
I disagree the guests were.. smh
@napu2652 Жыл бұрын
@@alphakennyone8 I agree, because I’ve never seen a ‘kill tony’ episode without any guests and/or tony by himself
@jcddupuy 9 ай бұрын
love it, comes up with burns that literally make no sense and are out and out insanely hilarious ..the master.
@GritsAndEggsPod Жыл бұрын
Strawberry shortcake, sweet potato pie 😂😂😂😂
@MrBibb-ig3bn Жыл бұрын
Now David Lucas is ready to ride☠️
@stephennewman5936 Жыл бұрын
Apple turnover, fist full of fries…
@xerostrifer3445 Жыл бұрын
The response time from David is incredible
@dboutte36 Жыл бұрын
Damn… David continues his rise to stardom. Shit was dumb funny
@cincydrum Жыл бұрын
David a savage for the @ This roast was 🔥
@1smokescreen1 Жыл бұрын
Always hilarious 😂😂
@tighthoodies1825 Жыл бұрын
U da best at roasting hands down
@jvenegas1211 Жыл бұрын
Fire bro had me rolling
@TRQSHR Жыл бұрын
DAVID LUCAS IS HERE
@yuhere9241 Жыл бұрын
U da man Lucas. Keep keeping it real!
@chrislowe8212 Жыл бұрын
Tony became a 10x better roaster I think it’s because of David he stepped up
@zerohecks4864 Жыл бұрын
Ryan Long got eviscerated on this one.
@oppsrunning Жыл бұрын
Holy shit David is becoming my favorite comedian right now he’s finally found is groove
@notagamer8782 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 best roaster of all time !
@KingOFFLINE Жыл бұрын
*LOL next time Billy Sorrels sees David Lucas on Roast Me:* "That's what you be saying on the weekends, 'coming to the stage, Tony Hinchcliffe!'"
@vchambliss24 11 ай бұрын
damn you had to @ him in the title 😂😂
@cmorebeats Жыл бұрын
“I’m 0 for 2 with David Lucas” 🤦🏻♂️😂
@TravisLee1018 Жыл бұрын
The tree stump joke fuckin killed me😭🤣
@eatwithcale 11 ай бұрын
Bro you funny AF 😂
@saulhuerta9360 10 ай бұрын
I’m dying!!!😂😂
@dksilvers1759 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ Ryan Long getting eviscerated by David Lucas was like hearing Patrice tear into Voss back in the day.
@colinrodgers5657 Жыл бұрын
Oh my lord. Ryan did end up looking super uncomfortable
@nnnickkk Жыл бұрын
I farted from laughing so hard at the Aaron Carter part 🤣
@TravisLee1018 Жыл бұрын
I fucking love David and Tony’s relationship
@CorridorJ Жыл бұрын
Lol Ryan long BOMBED!! You could see how nervous he is though
@robertlopez9444 Жыл бұрын
That stump joke man 😂
@TheMachinesWon Жыл бұрын
That was so funny!
@otterriverhotel Жыл бұрын
Yes David! You absolutely destroyed him!
@devbyrd1 Жыл бұрын
You were on point bro that was fire
@JohnCannonBand Жыл бұрын
RIP Ryan lol I still love your work. That guess was really quick and probably super prepared for this shit 😂
@dennispugh7368 Жыл бұрын
"You look like you remove hornets nests with no pants on" I was 💀💀💀
@SolidMikeP Жыл бұрын
My brother told me about Kill Tony last week....now I am about 1,500 hrs deep into listening to David Lucas roast everyone.
@justjut7092 Жыл бұрын
He is roasting the shiii outta them 😂
@jamarmcgriff639 Жыл бұрын
Easily your best work on kill tony. Dawwwg I was in tears I woke my fucking son up laughing so loud 😂😂😂
@cmartin6109 Жыл бұрын
YES
@TheJols Жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Ryan already ate it and here David is rubbing it in.
@validatemyexistence4602 Жыл бұрын
Best set yet by far
@DyingBreed1776 Жыл бұрын
haha that was a good set
@abeperdomo1401 Жыл бұрын
Roasted everyone lol
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