Me too!!! . . . I mean . . . I also came here because of the same reason!!! :-(

Same 🤣

Same!!🤣😮

I think we might be brother's. I also came here. Somethings going on fellas. I feel really good about it.

K

so true.

100%

@@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty hey sloppy

Apparently he was told not to even look at Johnny when he went out on stage and was also told to not go over to the couch.

@@trollskullkid69 sounds like Ellen, they must be in the same club.

@Cameron Cash Hopkins the joke hinges on common knowledge that when you're tryna park your car, you might look for somebody carrying their keys which means they're about to pull out of their spot and you can take it. The joke is creating a parallel between car drivers like us and pilots. The predicament of not being able to park is very much common in cars and not so much in planes. So it's funny to imagine that the pilot, when put in that situation, would act like we do when we're driving cars and thus doing something like following a pilot with the keys to their plane. Also what adds to the overall comedy is the fact pilots of commercial planes don't actually have keys to the planes. They turn them on in a much more complicated way.

Home-run Joke

Seinfeld did the same joke. I don't know who did it first.

@@MMCLLC7 now THAT’S funny!

@@MMCLLC7 Is that the final draft of your essay?

Lisa. Adam Sandler talks about that joke on "Lights out with DS". m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/baedhtWCx9DLoIU.html

@@frankiek2269 - I watched that clip last night!! I was so dorkily excited that *that* was the joke he brought up!! I had this on VHS for years and his non-sequitur about his sweater was always one of my favorite moments of the whole set. 😄

nearly 30 years later and he is still using that line, heard it on Lights Out !

My favorite show! He was phenomenal but that all-star comedy cast was to die for!

Can’t forget rules of engagement. Fuckin love Spade

He used to feel up laura san giacomo on that show and spout with no permission and spout sexist things among other inappropriate antics. That wouldnt fly today. But he sure was hilarious! 😅

@Done with you Lol there are electronic ones.

@Done with you Omg you get offended easy, all I was saying is that there are electric impact guns. And are you dumb, have you never heard of a electric impact guns before 😂😂😂 I'm only 15 and I know this and you don't??? And sorry to be rude to you man but your the one who got all mad, in life it might help you to learn to calm down.

@@SpaceExplorer4430 Landon Landon Landon. He's DONE with you , get it? With a temper like that. he's DONE with everyone in his life. He's like an impact wrench that runs on air. HOT air, that is. His personality is as endearing as an electric impact wrench that runs on 220v but it's smuggled in to Arizona and plugged in to 110v. It's supposed to go Virrrz! Virrz! But instead it just goes bleahhhhh. How can you be 15 and not know that? When God said "I need an impact wrench," he thought He said "I need a tool" so he volunteered. Cuz he's a "tool" you see. Speaking of "The Gap," wow you should see his teeth.....ANYWHOO.....You want to see something that runs on air, you should see his kids clear out when he farts. Now THAT's "impact."

I remember Stephen Wright said: I just bought a cordless extension cord.

Me to both of them were funny

BUSINESS UP FRONT. PARTY IN THE BACK.

And Kuzcoo

@@Carcarfranklin 'Emperor' Kuzco

You also admire his addiction to kids? Yeah, he was a frequent flyer on the Lolita Express.

Is this the rough draft?

​@@ZeroESG.goopootooblmao😂😂

You obviously are clueless..😂

You don't like his "movies and such?" That's retarded.

At The Mirage??

same here glad to see it up here. Still trying to get off that pepto

Norm Macdonald has a show, eieio.

same

Funny so was l, except l think David wasn't called over by Johnny as he said on Norm Macdonald,he just didn't look over.

@@zztopz7090 you are a genius my friend

I've just been watching that, too! Spade says that when he got to his dressing room he took his shirt off b/c he was soaked with sweat. Dude, it's not a shirt, it's a winter sweater. In LA, in August. What was your Mom thinking?

@@noneoyb8902 OMG , so true, lol 😂

Thats exactly why im here too!! it happened exactly like he said it did lol

Hey, not creating work for ya, but if you know where that story is could you point me to video?

@@Thomas-fk3cw yeah , he's told the story a few times , but here's his Stern hit kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o9CJdJeCrM7MhX0.html

Also told it on the Norm Mcdonald show. Its on Netflix

Spade says it was Johnny, Martin and Doc.

Ikr lol.

I heard that too 😆

That might have been Ed McMahon, his sidekick.

I just saw & heard Johnny say that for the 1st time; it’s never been part of the story before. what a cool experience it must’ve been for Spade. he was no JonBenét, but you could see his spark.

Haha... you're right. I never noticed that before, I had to go back and watch again. The video cuts off right at the end of "twelve".

@@Ultradude604 It wasn't Ed. You can see Johnny turning to Martin Short and hear him saying it at the very end of the video.

But you do know Johnny is repeating Spade's line at the beginning of his routine, about looking twelve.

why would he make that up?

Most stories told on television shows are embellished or made up. TV Host sets up guest, guest tells funny made up story for applause, commercial break, then returns back to the guest saying buy my book, album, go see my movie... That is the recipe ^

Why do you think he would make that up

@@stevedonahue7956 I agree

@@ChrisEvans429 that's true that most stories on TV are made up

I think that's great martin short was a guest on David spades good talk show

Spade has a talk show gross

I'm just surprised that Spade was on Carson at all. They barely overlap.

@@irider1201 I know. He barely made it!

Gotta try 1000 jokes at different venues to have enough good ones for a 60min stand up special

@@travismckerrow6421 Yeah, that's definitely what's going on.......

28 bud. I was born in 92. I'm 27. 91 would make it 28 years

@@DanButcher303 absolutely. Maybe go watch some other comedians work...Kevin harts used the same jokes for his last 3 specials lol.

daniel mayen well thank the maker you were born in 92 so we could solve this

im davids best friend i showed him this for u

that's why spade said it lol

That's why he said that lol

@@stevedonahue7956 your right about that

I agree with you James no one can compare to Johnny

Mean drunk anti social too

Letterman was 20 times better

Clayton Brown Yeah, Dave was better.

@David McDonald Exactly. If these people only knew what goes on behind the curtains, they might be able to watch or listen to 1% of the entertainment that they currently consume.

Ed McMahon wasn't the problem drinker on that show. Johnny was a high-functioning alcoholic. But he did his homework for his show, that's for damn sure. If he had an author on pushing a book, Johnny read the book before the interview. Voracious reader. Not the nicest guy behind the scenes.

@@harrymills2770 Why slam a guy who has died? Shows a hole in your personality where character should exist.

@@harrymills2770 Johnny was an egotistic prick and a rabid womanizer. Especially when he was younger. Having the number 1 show in America went to his head. What he did to John Rivers was just cruel. The man never said another word to her after their friendship fell apart despite many attempts by Joan to reach out to him. He took his disdain for her to the grave. With that said Johnny is the GOAT host of late-night talk shows and when he said goodbye in 1992 it was the end of a glorious era in television.

@@cechristine2376 it's not a slam you dipshit. He's pointing out that the other guy was being nostalgic.

@@zzzcocopepe - you can always tell a person who has absolutely no character by his insults on youtube. Sorry you were such a disappointment to your parents.

Lol

I think David spade is funny to Betty and I think that's great you miss Johnny Carson in the 70s

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I could never keep my eyes open long enough to watch Carson. So....was Cheers on the same time as Carson?

Yeah well his stand up act stunk I agree he's great at riffing and playing of other people but I feel like he's only really funny when people are writing for him.

a huge SNL career and now his own show on comedy Central, exactly how do you define underrated?

Well considering his size it's probably right rated.

My favorite was David on the Young Comics Special. David and Rob Scneider killed. I think Dennis Miller produced and/or MC'd it. But David's "Little Nuprin" bit had my sides hurting.

really? one of your favorites? you have poor standards for comedy if this is in the top.

I agree Doug m

I think that's great at the end Johnny Carson says he looks 12 Pistol pete

I hear that he has a giant wang.

@@salazarpayne3784 That's why they are waiting.

So Jerry Lewis cancels on Carson day of AGAIN and I get my shot. I was at Bob's Big Boy but I dropped that burger like toxic waste on a super slide. When I got done MURDERING that laff track, Carson wants me to do 5 more minutes but they only paid me to do my bit....so I hadda naff 'im, ya know? I mean a guy's gotta eat, right? Plus I had Sandler, Farley, and Norm MacDonald double parked in the Yugo over at the Taco Bell.

No, he wasn't mocking him, he was actually trying to help him because once a comedian was on The Tonight Show then, your life changed forever. If Johnny called you over... you were about to become a legend. Martin actually suggested he call David over.

@@TheKitchenerLeslie yeah... They were actually trying to get his attention to wave him over to the couch but was too nervous to look at Carson. Because if you didn't get the wave to come over it meant you didn't do well and Johnny didn't think you were funny.

Yeah you can see Carson was waiting for him to come over and mouthed “come over” under his breath

Spade talked about this on Howard Stern's show in 2019. He said Carson was back to the right and you had to really turn around to see him and he was too afraid to look that far back, so he just looked to his right, then walked off. He said the stage manager who sent him out told him he had no shot of being called over to the desk, so to just walk off when he's done.

I think Short was trying to help him. Walking away could be interpreted as arrogance.

I've heard Bill Burr and Joe Rogan talk about this. All comics go to clubs trying and engineering jokes to see what jokes work and best way to work them. All for the end result of putting together enough for 60 minutes of material to put out a special.

wow thanks for letting us know the obvious

David is a guy with no obvious talent yet there's something in him that sells. He's got an unidentifiable charm.

@@TheLarryBrown I disagree I think he’s very witty. I actually think his humour shows better in conversations with people like on podcasts than it does on stand up

Adam was there that night

Hasan Abbas your right lol

Your right about that David spade is very young

Seinfeld did it too. I don't know who did it first.

Seems everyone got that joke except me.

He's 57. 😒

I bet he could by The Gap at this point, haha.

I hear a room full of people laughing their asses off

@@thedonofthsht76-58 True, but they laugh at every joke on the Carson show, over and over for decades....cuz it 's a laff track.