Oooh them fightin words right there! This gettin' good😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I thought thats what I heard… Ayy somebody gettin they doctrine from the legit source!!😂

Yes!! I cracked right there😄😄😄😄

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I know you can call me a party pooper but I have to say this to kindly remind you: "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain."

😂😂😂LAWD HAM-MERSAYYY 😂😂😂... THAT PART... THIS IS SOOOO FREAKING FUNNY 😂😂😂

@@lelouchvibritannia2327 It wasn’t used in vain though

@@vrishankkanagala1514 what glory can one bring to the Lord by mopping the floor with their fellow?

@@lelouchvibritannia2327 He was doing to prove our God is the best God.

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Same! 😂😂😂

Me too!! Get him David!!!👊🏽👊🏽☝🏽🙏🏽✝️

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Yesssss! #Headshots💫 lol

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(Proceeds to get folded like an omlette)

That part got me

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Yea I use the KJV as well 😂😂

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Till his forehead got smack

"We sturdy over here..."

Nah fr tho 😂

This is amazingly tabs funny 😄 love ❤️ it! Great job!!! 👏🏻

You got a good 👂 Did not pick up on that.😃

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Good ear. Made it even funnier lmaoo 😂

🤣😭😭😭😭I didn't even hear it til now

For real 😂

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Messy people always got something to say

Somebody being nosy be like:

Goliath had 4 son's, just as big as him.

And they all ended up dead by David's greatest Warriors! 🤣🤣

It's Biblical, not a legend.

​@@tammyrogers9129You're right brother, it's truth not myth!

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But at close range (i.e. within 200 m or 700 feet) it would be comparable to a .44 Magnum!

That part

It's so accurate and timeless, just how the Word be

"I got you- I got your *rocks!* "

AMEN🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏 WHAT A NICE CHANGE!! THANK YOU

RIGHT ✅!!💯😁😁😁

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But seriously- within about 700 feet (200 meters) it would've been as bad as a .44 Magnum!

Yup, details!! 💯

That line has hilarious! And he said it so aggressively too 🤣

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that's the best part of the whole thing!😂😂😂

"I got you. I got your *rocks!* " *rock proceeds to fly out at around 100 mph ~ 40ish m/s*

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"Boy, sit down." "I got you." And as far as I remember, all David was there for was to drop off lunch for his brothers! The reason the battle had been at a stalemate was (according to "Sergio and Rhoda In Israel") that the first team to cross the stream where David got his handful of rocks would be at an automatic disadvantage- at that time of year, it would be flooding! One part that really gets me is earlier in the story: Saul lets him try some of the armor on. (verse 32) David be like: "I can barely move in this- but (verses 36-37) I don't actually need it." [progress into the video at about verse 42]

If you have to ask 'what if it's too late,' you are "not gonna be late." I think all Christians feel the same from time to time. But if you're worried, it means you're with Him, and He never ever leaves you, nor will He forsake you. Keep yourself in the Word everyday and just talk to Him. He hears your prayers - and collects your tears in a bottle, did you know that? I'll wave at you in the cloud as we both speed our way up in the Rapture. You're good! Oh my gosh, I didn't realize this was a year old... ! Hope you are well and God bless!

By the way its mop not most😂

Contrary to popular belief, David wasn't a young kid. The Hebrew word used to describe him is "na'ar" which is more comparable to the English word "knave". Basically he could have been anywhere from 16-25 just inexperienced with war. As for the stones, slingers were an actual part of an army. Basically they would launch cannonball sized stones into the enemies' armie. A lot more effective against shields than arrows. Not trying to be "that guy," but it's important to not embrace watered down stories.

Good to know these things both of you thank you. Comments lead to more answers thanks

@@thelastshadowpigz yes a boy was below the Israel selective service age of 25 but we have some clues like the armor being too big and heavy for him. This suggests a younger teen to me. I do have to disagree with you on the sling issue though. The Scottish had a weapon kind of like you are describing but it was an area weapon for use against a line and the entirety of the sling was released, these are also people who threw logs at enemies, but the idea that David found 5 8lb rocks and put them in his pouch seems pretty unlikely, can you image 40Lbs of stone in a pouch hung off a belt made of rope! Also although Goliath was a big guy a cannon ball sized stone would be to big to sink into anyones forehead. It would crush a head. A Shepard’s sling was a small game weapon, true they weren’t pebbles but closer to golf ball size is likely. If you have ever used an actual sling you’ll see that too big of a rock and it is way to hard to swing, the knot would be difficult to hold between the thumb and forefinger and the finger loop would be quite dangerous. It is likely the reason David carried the sling was to get birds and small animals for his lunch, too big a stone and your lunch is ruined. Notice when he described protecting his sheep from predators he doesn’t mention his sling, and instead says he seized it by its fur and “struck it,” if a sling was typically considered adequate for dangerous game hunting certainly the safety of a ranged weapon would have been preferable. Notice how slings aren’t mentioned anywhere else in the Bible as a combat weapon. Bows, swords, knives, shields, and spears are. The reason David slaying Goliath was such a big deal is that killing an enemy combatant with a Shepard’s sling was a miracle and that degree of force could only be achieved through the power of God.

​I'm pretty sure selective service was at 20. (Num. 1: "603,550 men... *20* and older" at the end of the first census)

Goliath of course 😂😂😂😂

@@seekingthekingdomfirst8089 😅 too funny

Yup!! He took that seat!😂😂

@@Ax.DaEdge 😅. Have u also seen his hallelujah roll call? Classic

😂😂😂 Cause Goliath basically told him " Boy go take a seat! Take everyone ah them seats"😂😂😂😂...or Rocks.

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