"I make enough money to just barely stay in the class I was born into"😢😅
@orbemsolis6 ай бұрын
ouch
@automech43156 ай бұрын
I feel attacked
@raybolt34996 ай бұрын
Damn
@kiwo5796 ай бұрын
too real
@alexwirtz97806 ай бұрын
Nowadays that's a flex lol
@abhinavps23196 ай бұрын
Shit is too relatable
@Yagvendra_duutdas6 ай бұрын
another abhinav typing what i was about to type, gosh its beta!
@dannypalmer55266 ай бұрын
?????
@Yagvendra_duutdas6 ай бұрын
@@dannypalmer5526 this dude has the name as me, and typed what I was going to hence depriving me of that mommentry pleasure of "achievement"
@abhinavps23196 ай бұрын
@@Yagvendra_duutdas real
@kinggrant956 ай бұрын
@@Yagvendra_duutdas very beta of you
@retard694206 ай бұрын
This is just an average office worker
@matthewduguay54796 ай бұрын
Exactly
@HeyMavDak6 ай бұрын
Beta means subordinate. The average person is a beta.
@thicpiegion14076 ай бұрын
Just a average person tbh
@hellothere7986 ай бұрын
@@HeyMavDakNah. Beta would be 2nd highest. It would be the upper class logically
@tomlxyz6 ай бұрын
@@HeyMavDakthe average person is cooperative* No one likes someone who thinks they're alpha and bosses people around or is an asshole
@tanzi24056 ай бұрын
bro just roasted half his audience
@senor29306 ай бұрын
Most of his audience! I bet 99% of his audience found this to be relatable.
@ivyfades5 ай бұрын
i think that was the goal
@dernochjungenoergler5 ай бұрын
xD
@Dualities5 ай бұрын
kids and bots yea
@punchthecake824 ай бұрын
@@senor2930omw to become that 1% 😎😎
@joudnaas21816 ай бұрын
Bro, the way the girl was swinging her head like crazy got me laughing🤣
@SchoolVideosGoHere6 ай бұрын
Prayers for her neck lol
@fanaticofmetal6 ай бұрын
That girl be like 🤘👩🎤
@Dietrich_Kaufmann6 ай бұрын
😳🥵
@Jellomellow5405 ай бұрын
Omg slay jj❤❤❤❤
@jeffreyreeves98545 ай бұрын
@joudnaas2181 The solution to being a Beta male for him is to meet friends and Women who he can f*** outside of work and don't say one word to his female co-workers unless the frails speaks first. Speaking to a Woman (even though gender doesn't exist) without permission counts as Rape to Title Nine. Even glancing in the frail's direction counts as Male Gaze Rape Culture to Title Nine and the Feminazis in HR.
@GenusTetra6 ай бұрын
As a high school student, i can see myself being like this in the near future
@intelblox73546 ай бұрын
us bruda
@ezra43386 ай бұрын
frfr real
@uzzab5886 ай бұрын
Sucks to suck
@sentier16276 ай бұрын
Do everything tho change that
@thestraltheundead40936 ай бұрын
As a high school student politely asking, there's a future? I really think 2030+ gonna be it dude 😂
@ThatoneFaith6 ай бұрын
Oh hey, every office dweller
@iuppiter6 ай бұрын
Salutations, resident of the despicable den of corporate greed and exploitation of the workforce known so passingly as “the office”
@SandStormXII3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@iron_recluse6 ай бұрын
😂 the chair hop and hair whip lol
@mountainandmountain28956 ай бұрын
He actually got her to do that💀
@mrmanawdaws34766 ай бұрын
@@mountainandmountain2895 I cant imagine how awkward filming that would be
@Timmy_20616 ай бұрын
Na she went “I whip my hair back and forth
@maddieeditsaldc6 ай бұрын
HER HAIR
@therocketleaguefreestyler6 ай бұрын
@@mountainandmountain2895bro 💀
@juggie196 ай бұрын
This guy missed lunch. That's the best part of the work day
@s.k.82635 ай бұрын
Fake. A beta can't miss his lunch!
@David_17895 ай бұрын
Lunch breaks condition us to view food as an escape, which is unhealthy.
@dernochjungenoergler5 ай бұрын
he doesnt have enough money for lunch obviously
@reesejohnson27885 ай бұрын
@@David_1789nice idea, but humans have always taken breaks from work to enjoy a meal.
@RevealedFilms5 ай бұрын
@@David_1789lunch breaks are for kids. Don’t you have any autonomy in your role.
@tricapria6 ай бұрын
I did not need to be called out like that. 💀
@fellovargas42306 ай бұрын
I feel like i am looking into the reflection of my life
@maxwellmeows6 ай бұрын
My friend, I can assure you that it will get better. Maybe this is a sign to make some life changes!
@pizzatime.70306 ай бұрын
@@maxwellmeows Lies, tell that to the existing office workers that have the soul sucked out of them.
@QuestForGood5 ай бұрын
@@pizzatime.7030 It's all up to the brokies to just quit their jobs.
@WolfStory5 ай бұрын
Directly due to the choices you ve made.
@fellovargas42305 ай бұрын
@@WolfStory u not lying
@DavidJ-ty5jm5 ай бұрын
Don't forget to tell Amanda how amazing she looks and how wonderful a person she is while she's whining about her Giga-Chad boyfriend being abusive 🤣😂🤣
@miguelpadeiro7625 ай бұрын
Gigachad and abusive are oxymorons
@mikhailmobius23085 ай бұрын
I think "neglectful" or perhaps "having too many hoes" goes there.@@miguelpadeiro762
@comocuando99405 ай бұрын
@@miguelpadeiro762 the chad meme is about looks,not personality
@miguelpadeiro7625 ай бұрын
@@comocuando9940 No? The photo sure, but the meme as always been about what the 'gigachad' does or behaves like
@99Pierogies4 ай бұрын
@@miguelpadeiro762for men. For women it's just about his looks and does he make them tingle downstairs. They only worry about the details once they're peeing on a preg test
@invis89156 ай бұрын
she smacked the sheet out of him
@paulstaker88615 ай бұрын
i saw what u did thar
@famicomnintendo4 ай бұрын
hahaha
@ang472 ай бұрын
if he wasnt a clueless incel he'd understanding asking out someone who already has 10 other dudes is silly, and that donig it can get him fired too. I guess u betas never learn
@seansmodernlife98235 ай бұрын
Bro, do you know how hard I had to work to just be the guy represented in this video? 😂 (dies inside a little)
@sp1235 ай бұрын
Yeah college is hard and the job market is brutal. Video acts like people wake up one day with the ability to be an office worker
@infidelcastro66874 ай бұрын
@@sp123 depends on the office. some will take anyone
@ansiskristians575222 күн бұрын
yeah same bro. worked and studied 9am to 9pm for almost 3 years to get to an office workers level... and still can barely afford to spend time with a girl.
@lratio5516 ай бұрын
The "choosing white fist emoji instead of yellow one" was accurate
@infiniLor6 ай бұрын
That was well-played.
@warcrimeconnoisseur52386 ай бұрын
I dont get it, is it some Americana thing?
@Luffy-su1ho6 ай бұрын
I do that with the black fist
@solar0wind5 ай бұрын
Huh? I'm German and always use the emojis that fit my skin tone best. Is that a bad thing? On the other hand, I don't think I ever used the fist emoji😅
@WorldEmpire5 ай бұрын
That Was pretty good
@ericolens36 ай бұрын
"the videos i hate the most are made by content machine" FR bro, thatz so relateable
@beab87385 ай бұрын
Red pill keyboard warriors who are tough and shame women only online because in real life can't get access to them.
@Bf26fge3 ай бұрын
Lol. We have all wasted our time like that. You might just be a sophisticated content machine though.
@MasterOfTheUniversePSD5 ай бұрын
I hope he get's up the courage to ask out Amanda, she'll call HR on him and he'll get fired. Then he'll have to find a new job (ironically getting one that pays more) and make enough to afford a real girlfriend.
@rod98296 ай бұрын
90% of dudes, flightclub ptsd
@beaubee0316 ай бұрын
The helicopter hair TOOK ME OUT MAN 💀✋
@tevjestrand11766 ай бұрын
So inspiring!!!!!
@NickCorvello6 ай бұрын
The only inaccuracy right off the bat is that the beta male isn't getting angry at the videos themselves, he's getting angry at the Chad comments and the comments talking about the 304s and how men need to stand up for themselves
@novagalaxy3425 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@dontcallthemliberals33165 ай бұрын
Real chad chin bro. T-levels don't lie xD
@ManiacMayhem72565 ай бұрын
Nobody who uses Instagram is a Chad. The only things worse are reddit and Twitter
@ZackWilliams_TheProducer5 ай бұрын
@@ManiacMayhem7256 My friend Chad uses instagram tho
@dna82695 ай бұрын
@@ManiacMayhem7256So we are just going to ignore all the Chads on IG then?
@johnypanta62086 ай бұрын
Dude this is waaaay too relatable 😂😂😂😂
@MrVicePresident4 ай бұрын
They picked the perfect narrator for the voice of a beta male
@Jellomellow5405 ай бұрын
"what do you on your break" I look at hot girls"
@jaikrishnag48156 ай бұрын
Nah but the Amanda was too much 💀💀
@smudge91436 ай бұрын
Average office job worker💀💀
@jjmachuca4 ай бұрын
Nice to see Joseph-Gordon Levitt still gettin' work.
@porteal89865 ай бұрын
I can never respect people who disparage people who don't like their jobs. It is an unavoidable fact that not everyone can do a job they like, no matter how much 'follow your passion' bullshit you hear.
@AdamSchell303Racing5 ай бұрын
Doing a hobby as a job is a big fucking mistake in my experience.
@NamesZKP3 ай бұрын
@@AdamSchell303RacingNo duhhh
@jsmith434w3 ай бұрын
@@AdamSchell303Racing no fucking way. you just dont know what you have
@alexwilliams91895 ай бұрын
This is just the life of an average person in 2024 , minus the Instagram outrage
@IVvOOvVI5 күн бұрын
Honestly, I don’t fantasize about being with my office crush because honestly, I don’t fantasize about people who doesn’t even have feelings for me. Maybe they do or don’t but I can never be sure so I never fantasize and how would you even do that at work? I mean I’m usually very tired. I might have I see them and maybe get happy but it really like. Do you even have time to fantasize during my lunch break but I do crash in my car and I try to take a nap but it’s cause you never know if someone’s trying to pee inside your car and startle you.
@LeonDeLlama6 ай бұрын
The hair whipping 😂
@canadiansoviet5 ай бұрын
His face with that thumbs up says more like: "Day in the life of a stoned office worker"
@IVvOOvVI5 күн бұрын
Come to think of it he looks like he’s done and just wake up and crawl out of bed and still look that way at work
@Qualeomais5 ай бұрын
Living with labels makes you feel that way… there’s no betars or alphas … just be yourself and have fun with your life
@LeninChampionedUkraine6 ай бұрын
The smack in the face with notebook killed me. Totally a men’s fantasy lol
@felixg20626 ай бұрын
So true but you forget about the manager that screams at you. And pressures you to work overtime and dosnt pays you for your overtime work and gaslights you that this is the only way you get paid
@jeffreyreeves98545 ай бұрын
@felixg2062 Good point that you make.
@porterdavis16124 ай бұрын
If you’re gullible enough to work overtime without fair compensation that’s on you. Grow some balls
@felixg20624 ай бұрын
@@porterdavis1612 Well it happened a co worker I mostly doesn’t work without money except if I can take a day off (paid) or if it’s a Volunteering job but even then you get somethings like free drinks or a small amount of money. Btw I wouldn’t make it as easy like „grow some balls“ most persons that get pressured they have mental issues and need help not something like get better, kick him in the balls, give a fuck they need someone who support them to do the right thing to respect your self. The particular person had over a 100 hours of overtime and has been pressured to quit his dual study in marketing and has now no other way than to work in that shitty company. I personally quit after I found out of that and the constant pressure they done. Took two weeks for a way better job.
@kaekae17823 ай бұрын
If you’re a beta just say that
@mrchess85222 ай бұрын
I cant imagine the awkwardness of them filming the imagination scene
@Youre_loved_forever6 ай бұрын
I like how he inconspicuously hinted that beta males don’t like content machine that was funny
@FRIDGEYTHEGOAT6 ай бұрын
I saw "I make enough money to just barely stay in the class I was born into" and thought, what the hell content machine, don't feed the proletariat such outlandish ideas! Then got back to playing croquet with the baroness of Schitzverburg
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes4 ай бұрын
Schvitzerburg ⚰️⚰️💀☠️💀💀
@MrMango-xg5uq6 ай бұрын
looks like an alpha skibidi rizzler to me very sigma🚽
@arkology_city6 ай бұрын
What?
@MrMango-xg5uq6 ай бұрын
@@arkology_city do you not understand 🤜🏼🥩🥩🥩
@NainoLoL5 ай бұрын
@@MrMango-xg5uqhe's from Ohio, of course bro wouldn't 💀
@curiousmind_5 ай бұрын
Tf does that toilet crap even mean
@ArnavTHR6 ай бұрын
Naww why did he thought about using a specific color fist emoji 😭😭
@HowToEatChihuahua6 ай бұрын
Fr, a big nono👎🏻
@rker6 ай бұрын
people do that 👋🏿
@dontcallthemliberals33165 ай бұрын
At least he chose the right colour!
@JETZcorp5 күн бұрын
Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss)
@Vikas_Kumar_Singh6 ай бұрын
Shit went too relatable
@user-oi4kv9fl4b6 ай бұрын
😂 LOL, my sides hurt from all the giggles!
@kidnamedgusflynger4 ай бұрын
Same thing except I don’t work in a cozy office I work in a grimy warehouse
@IVvOOvVI5 күн бұрын
The good thing about working the warehouse is that you don’t have to deal with a lot of crazy people who like to look at you and judge you based on your appearances if you were going to warehouse, you get to be more casual and wear tennis shoes and be more comfortable and maybe that’s better for your feet and wear pointy shoes or hard shoes dress shoes
@comicnerd11865 ай бұрын
Everything aside, I just love how he mentions the timings, like checking his insta at 9:15 am and checking Amanda at 1 pm 😂😂😂
@durak43716 ай бұрын
the making just enough money to stay in the same class got too real for a sec
@ninjatreefrog93466 ай бұрын
Minus the weird obsession with his coworker I think this is just a lot of men these days. Broke and lonely, seeking any engagement with people online. Nothing beta about it just the society we live in right now…
@frank_am3 ай бұрын
Cope
@Bf26fge3 ай бұрын
I think alpha and beta are a very poor way to classify people, but there are guys who are docile, rarely take any risk, always agreeable and submissive, and too polite and inhibited for their own good. Like a NPC. However any guy who calls himself alpha is probably just a toxic narcissist. Neither type is all that successful in life for the most part. But there are some guys like this creator who transcend the beta label and may be destined for a great life. This guy could be the life of the party and pick up chics with a little confidence and effort. Women find a sense of humor and self confidence sexy. If you can make a girl laugh and make her want to keep talking to her because she finds you interesting and intelligent and comfortable in your own skin, then you are halfway in her pants already.
@Kumire_9212 ай бұрын
@@Bf26fge So it all comes down to which one gets more pussy in the end? That's kinda sad but in another way lol.
@cameronspence4977Ай бұрын
Yes...a lot of men these days are completely pathetic, I mean not to be offensive but youre literally one of them...going off of your own words
@ruzzelladrian9074 ай бұрын
The hair spinning is hilarious. 😆
@Mr.Coffee5765 ай бұрын
The part where you start your day with outrage news, is so me. 😔😔
@Prazca6 ай бұрын
This is literally so effed up! And offensive! ✊️
@Dusticulous6 ай бұрын
Love the jokes 😂
@rogerpatterson34225 ай бұрын
You meant ✊🏻
@NOTTHEBATHANDBODYWORKS6 ай бұрын
the way she slapped him got me crying😭
@SB00835 ай бұрын
Never eat where you shit. Asking out co-workers is a bad idea.
@porterdavis16124 ай бұрын
It’s really not. Most adult relationships start from meeting as coworkers.
@IVvOOvVI5 күн бұрын
@@porterdavis1612 also that’s how most sexual harassment lawsuit starts
@luciferone99sixign6 ай бұрын
I want one from Amanda's perspective. She likes the guy but has less courage to ask him out.
@deedee24556 ай бұрын
Yes 😂
@StarboyXL95 ай бұрын
Too unrealistic. Amanda is too busy pining after Tony, the hot chad from marketing. Tony, meanwhile, is living his best life dating some model and getting to rizz people for a living.
@anonymouswatcher375 ай бұрын
Doubtful
@godnyx1176 ай бұрын
Her looking at him in disgust is the cherry on the top!
@MSB-sn1md6 ай бұрын
You mean the average person? The concept of beta and alpha is such a beta attitude.
@dna82695 ай бұрын
The average person is very beta, yes
@immortalobelisk63025 ай бұрын
Yeah, nothing like shoving the complexities of human experience into two little boxes
@jarrodhall36865 ай бұрын
@@immortalobelisk6302There’s two types of people in the world: those who say “there’s two types of people in the world” and everyone else.
@KalosLifts5 ай бұрын
The average person is very sedentary and lives a passive life. So yea, that's exactly what they meant.
@jeffreyreeves98545 ай бұрын
@@immortalobelisk6302 Facts and reality are offensive, triggering, problematic, and sexist. There are myriad nuances in Human relations, for sure. But alpha females and alpha males exist.
@kimbonguno47414 ай бұрын
the Fumble at the emoji💀💀💀
@eckhardt765 ай бұрын
Most realistic video short I think I have seen on KZfaq. I am beginning to think that most of influencers who claim to be alphas or successful entrepreneurs are a bunch of frauds.
@pizzatime.70306 ай бұрын
we can't all have our dream jobs. Some of us just have to do what pays the bills.
@billyjean3112755 ай бұрын
No I think everyone can be influencer, DJ or youtuber. Also, I don't understand why the government doesn't print a lot of money and give it to everyone so we can all be rich and be alpha. Will never understand this world...
@yearginclarke3 ай бұрын
We all have infinitely variable circumstances that work for us or against us. They can be resolved, but sometimes it's very easy to get lost and mired, trying to figure out what to do. In my case I almost failed high school (had a VERY hard time with even basic math) so I didn't go to college. Had/have horrible social anxiety issues which complicates things further. And on top of that I grew up in an extremely isolated rural area with very few job opportunities. Very long story, but I didn't move out of my parents fully until I had just turned 28. Now I'm 38 and haven't really achieved anything with my life. But I don't want this to be just about me. Everyone has their own unique set of circumstances, which is what I'm really trying to get at. It's not impossible to better yourself, but if you spend years lost and going the wrong direction it can be VERY had to resolve your problems, whatever they may be.
@IVvOOvVI5 күн бұрын
@@yearginclarke spot on you seem like you’re very smart to me based on what you have written and you definitely have introspection, which is very rare in people nowadays, I have been something similar. Something happened at the rail, my plan and it really made me isolated from other people because I couldn’t be who I really am because I didn’t know what was going on with me because of some things that were done wrong by other people. Eventually, after Tays, I was able to figure out how to resolve this issue, but without major obstacles in the way as well, and I had to give everything I have within myself and very unbearable of circumstances and conditions that even they would people who were there and they weren’t there in my best interest I was able to persevere even during the journey I had somebody close to me gave up and basically abandoned me when I was in extreme pain and after I had major surgery, I was abandoned and I couldn’t do the stuff that they told me I couldn’t do, but I have to do it because there was nobody to help me, if you live in town and your opportunities are limited and you have other psychological or mental issues that I could see how it would be a challenges, especially if you don’t have someone older and wiser to guide you and to be patient with you and help you through it and maybe help you see the bigger picture of that I did not have mentors mentors. In fact, I have people who didn’t like to be in relationship. They would break up and be toxic and ruined the other person and I grew up like this and it horrific and I knew that I wanted to get away from all of this and have peace in my life. I had to deal with this on top of the house, expected to be successful.
@joseignaciolopez43805 ай бұрын
It's harsh, but we needed to see this 😂
@thenerdyswiftie5 ай бұрын
Bro the girl swinging her head around I can't 💀
@sigcinondlela8385Ай бұрын
I just had a laughing spell from the first few seconds 😂 so accurate, people go on social media just to get angry
@kkkm23986 ай бұрын
What a coincidence. I hate the videos made by Content Machine too
@ColeG20106 ай бұрын
Daily life of a redditor be like:
@ColeG20106 ай бұрын
I have a chance of getting top comment!
@den543216 ай бұрын
Good luck 💪
@raybolt34996 ай бұрын
💀
@tylerelefterion56066 ай бұрын
@@ColeG2010lol you should've seen an unoriginal comment copying a quote from the video with emojis coming a mile away taking tc bud
@babyyoda10916 ай бұрын
they dont have jobs
@w.w.90474 ай бұрын
This is every single guy named “Kurt” in every single office setting in the country
@kashiro24926 ай бұрын
Lololol that hair spin
@impastabowl23286 ай бұрын
Relatable male movie protagonists be like
@MisterH19925 ай бұрын
I escape that cycle by simply asking a woman if she wants to meet up for lunch. Anyone who has a crush on you would make the effort to see you. If they say they are busy, that's just a polite way of saying they aren't interested. So the biggest part is moving on and repeat till you get lucky.
@MisterH19925 ай бұрын
To be clear, before anyone takes what I say out of context, I do not mean harass anyone. Don't be persistent either. It's just a matter of keeping your options open.
@IVvOOvVI5 күн бұрын
It depends if you are treating them that day or not ha ha
@DarkeSkye2 күн бұрын
Bro that Amanda totally digs you. 😂
@The_Hatred6 ай бұрын
Plot twist he eventually turns into an alpha
@andrewvasquez95416 ай бұрын
I’m not a beta male, I’m not a beta male, I’m not a beta male. (I make enough money to just barely stay in the class I was born into) Fudge
@PranjalAwasthi3 ай бұрын
God damn content machine casually dropping Thoreau quotes to explain simping 😂😂
@CityBoyAmani6 ай бұрын
The head spin 💀😭
@Theredflame2316 ай бұрын
Choosing the white fist is crazy lmao💀
@Satellite886 ай бұрын
That was wild tho 😭
@insidiousmaximus3 ай бұрын
Selecting skin tone emoji 😂😂
@ladariussanders42785 ай бұрын
We definitely need a part two for this one
@Bellawinkley67476 ай бұрын
At 7AM, the phone said 9:29
@Kiasony6 ай бұрын
This is too relatable 😢
@miraejaАй бұрын
"i like to start my day with anger and outage" 🤣🤣
@DriverMan5 ай бұрын
Start my day with anger and outrage 🤣
@ThisIsCrowHead6 ай бұрын
Wait ... So it's not normal to admire coworker!?😮
@peach4hubby696 ай бұрын
She got a nice cake ngl 😮
@krishgw48256 ай бұрын
Dude is just fantasizing instead of direct flirting makes him beta I think. 😅
@FuckTheState4 ай бұрын
@@krishgw4825 lol my life
@IVvOOvVI5 күн бұрын
@@krishgw4825 he’s at work and doesn’t want to be sued and then get fired. In other words he doesn’t want to be homeless.
@bellatindale31205 ай бұрын
I love inspirational content
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes4 ай бұрын
"I like to start my day with anger and outrage" Bro didn't have to call us out like that 💀
@ryaneliasbaker5 ай бұрын
Love the beta crossover from the office harassment vid lol
@annaroy-uq6wp6 ай бұрын
You basically described the life of the modern feminist woman GiRlBoSs
@david-4686 ай бұрын
Damn I guess I’m a beta low key, but also don’t you guys live in LA? Kinda beta
@-_-mob-_-6 ай бұрын
The way bro was picking the color of the emoji is outrageous- -ly funny 😄
@WockhardtWarlock_3 ай бұрын
Lmao i was ready for an entire day in the life but he started ranting aboit the coworker seems oddly specific😂😂😂
@stephenfontanilla6 ай бұрын
That is crazy. Awesome sauce
@Logan__ssty6 ай бұрын
Early gang here I V
@Blaze06472 ай бұрын
Amanda was goin' crazy on it... lmao.
@djfcb5 ай бұрын
She turned into a windmill 💀
@xavimortelle6 ай бұрын
Avrege american life 😂
@Konderplanned6 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t know 😂
@aceisgreatatwarthunder6 ай бұрын
The mass of men live life in quiet desperation. Damn. 😢
@michaelb51195 ай бұрын
The hair swing is insane
@takiyahbazil33156 ай бұрын
First hour mark 👇
@CharleyBoo6 ай бұрын
Brownie recipe ingredients: 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter 2 cups granulated sugar 4 large eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 cup chocolate chips (optional) Method: Preheat your oven to 350ºF (175°C) and grease a 9x13-inch baking pan. In a microwave-safe bowl, melt the butter. Stir in sugar until well combined. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, and salt. Gradually add this to the wet ingredients and mix until just combined. If desired, fold in chocolate chips. Spread the batter evenly into the prepared pan and bake for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with moist crumbs (not wet batter). Allow the brownies to cool in the pan before cutting into squares. Serve and enjoy!
@AKguru7626 ай бұрын
Sounds good!
@dirkdigler30615 ай бұрын
This is the only valuable information going on here
@HSBsoulsurfer3 ай бұрын
You forgot the weed in the recipe. You gotta make the cannabutter first.