Day in the life of a beta male

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6 ай бұрын

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@brightenup2
@brightenup2 6 ай бұрын
"I make enough money to just barely stay in the class I was born into"😢😅
@orbemsolis
@orbemsolis 6 ай бұрын
ouch
@automech4315
@automech4315 6 ай бұрын
I feel attacked
@raybolt3499
@raybolt3499 6 ай бұрын
Damn
@kiwo579
@kiwo579 6 ай бұрын
too real
@alexwirtz9780
@alexwirtz9780 6 ай бұрын
Nowadays that's a flex lol
@abhinavps2319
@abhinavps2319 6 ай бұрын
Shit is too relatable
@Yagvendra_duutdas
@Yagvendra_duutdas 6 ай бұрын
another abhinav typing what i was about to type, gosh its beta!
@dannypalmer5526
@dannypalmer5526 6 ай бұрын
?????
@Yagvendra_duutdas
@Yagvendra_duutdas 6 ай бұрын
@@dannypalmer5526 this dude has the name as me, and typed what I was going to hence depriving me of that mommentry pleasure of "achievement"
@abhinavps2319
@abhinavps2319 6 ай бұрын
@@Yagvendra_duutdas real
@kinggrant95
@kinggrant95 6 ай бұрын
@@Yagvendra_duutdas very beta of you
@retard69420
@retard69420 6 ай бұрын
This is just an average office worker
@matthewduguay5479
@matthewduguay5479 6 ай бұрын
Exactly
@HeyMavDak
@HeyMavDak 6 ай бұрын
Beta means subordinate. The average person is a beta.
@thicpiegion1407
@thicpiegion1407 6 ай бұрын
Just a average person tbh
@hellothere798
@hellothere798 6 ай бұрын
​@@HeyMavDakNah. Beta would be 2nd highest. It would be the upper class logically
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz 6 ай бұрын
​​@@HeyMavDakthe average person is cooperative* No one likes someone who thinks they're alpha and bosses people around or is an asshole
@tanzi2405
@tanzi2405 6 ай бұрын
bro just roasted half his audience
@senor2930
@senor2930 6 ай бұрын
Most of his audience! I bet 99% of his audience found this to be relatable.
@ivyfades
@ivyfades 5 ай бұрын
i think that was the goal
@dernochjungenoergler
@dernochjungenoergler 5 ай бұрын
xD
@Dualities
@Dualities 5 ай бұрын
kids and bots yea
@punchthecake82
@punchthecake82 4 ай бұрын
​@@senor2930omw to become that 1% 😎😎
@joudnaas2181
@joudnaas2181 6 ай бұрын
Bro, the way the girl was swinging her head like crazy got me laughing🤣
@SchoolVideosGoHere
@SchoolVideosGoHere 6 ай бұрын
Prayers for her neck lol
@fanaticofmetal
@fanaticofmetal 6 ай бұрын
That girl be like 🤘👩‍🎤
@Dietrich_Kaufmann
@Dietrich_Kaufmann 6 ай бұрын
😳🥵
@Jellomellow540
@Jellomellow540 5 ай бұрын
Omg slay jj❤❤❤❤
@jeffreyreeves9854
@jeffreyreeves9854 5 ай бұрын
@joudnaas2181 The solution to being a Beta male for him is to meet friends and Women who he can f*** outside of work and don't say one word to his female co-workers unless the frails speaks first. Speaking to a Woman (even though gender doesn't exist) without permission counts as Rape to Title Nine. Even glancing in the frail's direction counts as Male Gaze Rape Culture to Title Nine and the Feminazis in HR.
@GenusTetra
@GenusTetra 6 ай бұрын
As a high school student, i can see myself being like this in the near future
@intelblox7354
@intelblox7354 6 ай бұрын
us bruda
@ezra4338
@ezra4338 6 ай бұрын
frfr real
@uzzab588
@uzzab588 6 ай бұрын
Sucks to suck
@sentier1627
@sentier1627 6 ай бұрын
Do everything tho change that
@thestraltheundead4093
@thestraltheundead4093 6 ай бұрын
As a high school student politely asking, there's a future? I really think 2030+ gonna be it dude 😂
@ThatoneFaith
@ThatoneFaith 6 ай бұрын
Oh hey, every office dweller
@iuppiter
@iuppiter 6 ай бұрын
Salutations, resident of the despicable den of corporate greed and exploitation of the workforce known so passingly as “the office”
@SandStormXII
@SandStormXII 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@iron_recluse
@iron_recluse 6 ай бұрын
😂 the chair hop and hair whip lol
@mountainandmountain2895
@mountainandmountain2895 6 ай бұрын
He actually got her to do that💀
@mrmanawdaws3476
@mrmanawdaws3476 6 ай бұрын
@@mountainandmountain2895 I cant imagine how awkward filming that would be
@Timmy_2061
@Timmy_2061 6 ай бұрын
Na she went “I whip my hair back and forth
@maddieeditsaldc
@maddieeditsaldc 6 ай бұрын
HER HAIR
@therocketleaguefreestyler
@therocketleaguefreestyler 6 ай бұрын
@@mountainandmountain2895bro 💀
@juggie19
@juggie19 6 ай бұрын
This guy missed lunch. That's the best part of the work day
@s.k.8263
@s.k.8263 5 ай бұрын
Fake. A beta can't miss his lunch!
@David_1789
@David_1789 5 ай бұрын
Lunch breaks condition us to view food as an escape, which is unhealthy.
@dernochjungenoergler
@dernochjungenoergler 5 ай бұрын
he doesnt have enough money for lunch obviously
@reesejohnson2788
@reesejohnson2788 5 ай бұрын
@@David_1789nice idea, but humans have always taken breaks from work to enjoy a meal.
@RevealedFilms
@RevealedFilms 5 ай бұрын
@@David_1789lunch breaks are for kids. Don’t you have any autonomy in your role.
@tricapria
@tricapria 6 ай бұрын
I did not need to be called out like that. 💀
@fellovargas4230
@fellovargas4230 6 ай бұрын
I feel like i am looking into the reflection of my life
@maxwellmeows
@maxwellmeows 6 ай бұрын
My friend, I can assure you that it will get better. Maybe this is a sign to make some life changes!
@pizzatime.7030
@pizzatime.7030 6 ай бұрын
@@maxwellmeows Lies, tell that to the existing office workers that have the soul sucked out of them.
@QuestForGood
@QuestForGood 5 ай бұрын
​@@pizzatime.7030 It's all up to the brokies to just quit their jobs.
@WolfStory
@WolfStory 5 ай бұрын
Directly due to the choices you ve made.
@fellovargas4230
@fellovargas4230 5 ай бұрын
@@WolfStory u not lying
@DavidJ-ty5jm
@DavidJ-ty5jm 5 ай бұрын
Don't forget to tell Amanda how amazing she looks and how wonderful a person she is while she's whining about her Giga-Chad boyfriend being abusive 🤣😂🤣
@miguelpadeiro762
@miguelpadeiro762 5 ай бұрын
Gigachad and abusive are oxymorons
@mikhailmobius2308
@mikhailmobius2308 5 ай бұрын
I think "neglectful" or perhaps "having too many hoes" goes there.@@miguelpadeiro762
@comocuando9940
@comocuando9940 5 ай бұрын
@@miguelpadeiro762 the chad meme is about looks,not personality
@miguelpadeiro762
@miguelpadeiro762 5 ай бұрын
@@comocuando9940 No? The photo sure, but the meme as always been about what the 'gigachad' does or behaves like
@99Pierogies
@99Pierogies 4 ай бұрын
​@@miguelpadeiro762for men. For women it's just about his looks and does he make them tingle downstairs. They only worry about the details once they're peeing on a preg test
@invis8915
@invis8915 6 ай бұрын
she smacked the sheet out of him
@paulstaker8861
@paulstaker8861 5 ай бұрын
i saw what u did thar
@famicomnintendo
@famicomnintendo 4 ай бұрын
hahaha
@ang47
@ang47 2 ай бұрын
if he wasnt a clueless incel he'd understanding asking out someone who already has 10 other dudes is silly, and that donig it can get him fired too. I guess u betas never learn
@seansmodernlife9823
@seansmodernlife9823 5 ай бұрын
Bro, do you know how hard I had to work to just be the guy represented in this video? 😂 (dies inside a little)
@sp123
@sp123 5 ай бұрын
Yeah college is hard and the job market is brutal. Video acts like people wake up one day with the ability to be an office worker
@infidelcastro6687
@infidelcastro6687 4 ай бұрын
@@sp123 depends on the office. some will take anyone
@ansiskristians5752
@ansiskristians5752 22 күн бұрын
yeah same bro. worked and studied 9am to 9pm for almost 3 years to get to an office workers level... and still can barely afford to spend time with a girl.
@lratio551
@lratio551 6 ай бұрын
The "choosing white fist emoji instead of yellow one" was accurate
@infiniLor
@infiniLor 6 ай бұрын
That was well-played.
@warcrimeconnoisseur5238
@warcrimeconnoisseur5238 6 ай бұрын
I dont get it, is it some Americana thing?
@Luffy-su1ho
@Luffy-su1ho 6 ай бұрын
I do that with the black fist
@solar0wind
@solar0wind 5 ай бұрын
Huh? I'm German and always use the emojis that fit my skin tone best. Is that a bad thing? On the other hand, I don't think I ever used the fist emoji😅
@WorldEmpire
@WorldEmpire 5 ай бұрын
That Was pretty good
@ericolens3
@ericolens3 6 ай бұрын
"the videos i hate the most are made by content machine" FR bro, thatz so relateable
@beab8738
@beab8738 5 ай бұрын
Red pill keyboard warriors who are tough and shame women only online because in real life can't get access to them.
@Bf26fge
@Bf26fge 3 ай бұрын
Lol. We have all wasted our time like that. You might just be a sophisticated content machine though.
@MasterOfTheUniversePSD
@MasterOfTheUniversePSD 5 ай бұрын
I hope he get's up the courage to ask out Amanda, she'll call HR on him and he'll get fired. Then he'll have to find a new job (ironically getting one that pays more) and make enough to afford a real girlfriend.
@rod9829
@rod9829 6 ай бұрын
90% of dudes, flightclub ptsd
@beaubee031
@beaubee031 6 ай бұрын
The helicopter hair TOOK ME OUT MAN 💀✋
@tevjestrand1176
@tevjestrand1176 6 ай бұрын
So inspiring!!!!!
@NickCorvello
@NickCorvello 6 ай бұрын
The only inaccuracy right off the bat is that the beta male isn't getting angry at the videos themselves, he's getting angry at the Chad comments and the comments talking about the 304s and how men need to stand up for themselves
@novagalaxy342
@novagalaxy342 5 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@dontcallthemliberals3316
@dontcallthemliberals3316 5 ай бұрын
Real chad chin bro. T-levels don't lie xD
@ManiacMayhem7256
@ManiacMayhem7256 5 ай бұрын
Nobody who uses Instagram is a Chad. The only things worse are reddit and Twitter
@ZackWilliams_TheProducer
@ZackWilliams_TheProducer 5 ай бұрын
@@ManiacMayhem7256 My friend Chad uses instagram tho
@dna8269
@dna8269 5 ай бұрын
@@ManiacMayhem7256So we are just going to ignore all the Chads on IG then?
@johnypanta6208
@johnypanta6208 6 ай бұрын
Dude this is waaaay too relatable 😂😂😂😂
@MrVicePresident
@MrVicePresident 4 ай бұрын
They picked the perfect narrator for the voice of a beta male
@Jellomellow540
@Jellomellow540 5 ай бұрын
"what do you on your break" I look at hot girls"
@jaikrishnag4815
@jaikrishnag4815 6 ай бұрын
Nah but the Amanda was too much 💀💀
@smudge9143
@smudge9143 6 ай бұрын
Average office job worker💀💀
@jjmachuca
@jjmachuca 4 ай бұрын
Nice to see Joseph-Gordon Levitt still gettin' work.
@porteal8986
@porteal8986 5 ай бұрын
I can never respect people who disparage people who don't like their jobs. It is an unavoidable fact that not everyone can do a job they like, no matter how much 'follow your passion' bullshit you hear.
@AdamSchell303Racing
@AdamSchell303Racing 5 ай бұрын
Doing a hobby as a job is a big fucking mistake in my experience.
@NamesZKP
@NamesZKP 3 ай бұрын
​@@AdamSchell303RacingNo duhhh
@jsmith434w
@jsmith434w 3 ай бұрын
@@AdamSchell303Racing no fucking way. you just dont know what you have
@alexwilliams9189
@alexwilliams9189 5 ай бұрын
This is just the life of an average person in 2024 , minus the Instagram outrage
@IVvOOvVI
@IVvOOvVI 5 күн бұрын
Honestly, I don’t fantasize about being with my office crush because honestly, I don’t fantasize about people who doesn’t even have feelings for me. Maybe they do or don’t but I can never be sure so I never fantasize and how would you even do that at work? I mean I’m usually very tired. I might have I see them and maybe get happy but it really like. Do you even have time to fantasize during my lunch break but I do crash in my car and I try to take a nap but it’s cause you never know if someone’s trying to pee inside your car and startle you.
@LeonDeLlama
@LeonDeLlama 6 ай бұрын
The hair whipping 😂
@canadiansoviet
@canadiansoviet 5 ай бұрын
His face with that thumbs up says more like: "Day in the life of a stoned office worker"
@IVvOOvVI
@IVvOOvVI 5 күн бұрын
Come to think of it he looks like he’s done and just wake up and crawl out of bed and still look that way at work
@Qualeomais
@Qualeomais 5 ай бұрын
Living with labels makes you feel that way… there’s no betars or alphas … just be yourself and have fun with your life
@LeninChampionedUkraine
@LeninChampionedUkraine 6 ай бұрын
The smack in the face with notebook killed me. Totally a men’s fantasy lol
@felixg2062
@felixg2062 6 ай бұрын
So true but you forget about the manager that screams at you. And pressures you to work overtime and dosnt pays you for your overtime work and gaslights you that this is the only way you get paid
@jeffreyreeves9854
@jeffreyreeves9854 5 ай бұрын
@felixg2062 Good point that you make.
@porterdavis1612
@porterdavis1612 4 ай бұрын
If you’re gullible enough to work overtime without fair compensation that’s on you. Grow some balls
@felixg2062
@felixg2062 4 ай бұрын
@@porterdavis1612 Well it happened a co worker I mostly doesn’t work without money except if I can take a day off (paid) or if it’s a Volunteering job but even then you get somethings like free drinks or a small amount of money. Btw I wouldn’t make it as easy like „grow some balls“ most persons that get pressured they have mental issues and need help not something like get better, kick him in the balls, give a fuck they need someone who support them to do the right thing to respect your self. The particular person had over a 100 hours of overtime and has been pressured to quit his dual study in marketing and has now no other way than to work in that shitty company. I personally quit after I found out of that and the constant pressure they done. Took two weeks for a way better job.
@kaekae1782
@kaekae1782 3 ай бұрын
If you’re a beta just say that
@mrchess8522
@mrchess8522 2 ай бұрын
I cant imagine the awkwardness of them filming the imagination scene
@Youre_loved_forever
@Youre_loved_forever 6 ай бұрын
I like how he inconspicuously hinted that beta males don’t like content machine that was funny
@FRIDGEYTHEGOAT
@FRIDGEYTHEGOAT 6 ай бұрын
I saw "I make enough money to just barely stay in the class I was born into" and thought, what the hell content machine, don't feed the proletariat such outlandish ideas! Then got back to playing croquet with the baroness of Schitzverburg
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes 4 ай бұрын
Schvitzerburg ⚰️⚰️💀☠️💀💀
@MrMango-xg5uq
@MrMango-xg5uq 6 ай бұрын
looks like an alpha skibidi rizzler to me very sigma🚽
@arkology_city
@arkology_city 6 ай бұрын
What?
@MrMango-xg5uq
@MrMango-xg5uq 6 ай бұрын
@@arkology_city do you not understand 🤜🏼🥩🥩🥩
@NainoLoL
@NainoLoL 5 ай бұрын
​@@MrMango-xg5uqhe's from Ohio, of course bro wouldn't 💀
@curiousmind_
@curiousmind_ 5 ай бұрын
Tf does that toilet crap even mean
@ArnavTHR
@ArnavTHR 6 ай бұрын
Naww why did he thought about using a specific color fist emoji 😭😭
@HowToEatChihuahua
@HowToEatChihuahua 6 ай бұрын
Fr, a big nono👎🏻
@rker
@rker 6 ай бұрын
people do that 👋🏿
@dontcallthemliberals3316
@dontcallthemliberals3316 5 ай бұрын
At least he chose the right colour!
@JETZcorp
@JETZcorp 5 күн бұрын
Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss)
@Vikas_Kumar_Singh
@Vikas_Kumar_Singh 6 ай бұрын
Shit went too relatable
@user-oi4kv9fl4b
@user-oi4kv9fl4b 6 ай бұрын
😂 LOL, my sides hurt from all the giggles!
@kidnamedgusflynger
@kidnamedgusflynger 4 ай бұрын
Same thing except I don’t work in a cozy office I work in a grimy warehouse
@IVvOOvVI
@IVvOOvVI 5 күн бұрын
The good thing about working the warehouse is that you don’t have to deal with a lot of crazy people who like to look at you and judge you based on your appearances if you were going to warehouse, you get to be more casual and wear tennis shoes and be more comfortable and maybe that’s better for your feet and wear pointy shoes or hard shoes dress shoes
@comicnerd1186
@comicnerd1186 5 ай бұрын
Everything aside, I just love how he mentions the timings, like checking his insta at 9:15 am and checking Amanda at 1 pm 😂😂😂
@durak4371
@durak4371 6 ай бұрын
the making just enough money to stay in the same class got too real for a sec
@ninjatreefrog9346
@ninjatreefrog9346 6 ай бұрын
Minus the weird obsession with his coworker I think this is just a lot of men these days. Broke and lonely, seeking any engagement with people online. Nothing beta about it just the society we live in right now…
@frank_am
@frank_am 3 ай бұрын
Cope
@Bf26fge
@Bf26fge 3 ай бұрын
I think alpha and beta are a very poor way to classify people, but there are guys who are docile, rarely take any risk, always agreeable and submissive, and too polite and inhibited for their own good. Like a NPC. However any guy who calls himself alpha is probably just a toxic narcissist. Neither type is all that successful in life for the most part. But there are some guys like this creator who transcend the beta label and may be destined for a great life. This guy could be the life of the party and pick up chics with a little confidence and effort. Women find a sense of humor and self confidence sexy. If you can make a girl laugh and make her want to keep talking to her because she finds you interesting and intelligent and comfortable in your own skin, then you are halfway in her pants already.
@Kumire_921
@Kumire_921 2 ай бұрын
@@Bf26fge So it all comes down to which one gets more pussy in the end? That's kinda sad but in another way lol.
@cameronspence4977
@cameronspence4977 Ай бұрын
Yes...a lot of men these days are completely pathetic, I mean not to be offensive but youre literally one of them...going off of your own words
@ruzzelladrian907
@ruzzelladrian907 4 ай бұрын
The hair spinning is hilarious. 😆
@Mr.Coffee576
@Mr.Coffee576 5 ай бұрын
The part where you start your day with outrage news, is so me. 😔😔
@Prazca
@Prazca 6 ай бұрын
This is literally so effed up! And offensive! ✊️
@Dusticulous
@Dusticulous 6 ай бұрын
Love the jokes 😂
@rogerpatterson3422
@rogerpatterson3422 5 ай бұрын
You meant ✊🏻
@NOTTHEBATHANDBODYWORKS
@NOTTHEBATHANDBODYWORKS 6 ай бұрын
the way she slapped him got me crying😭
@SB0083
@SB0083 5 ай бұрын
Never eat where you shit. Asking out co-workers is a bad idea.
@porterdavis1612
@porterdavis1612 4 ай бұрын
It’s really not. Most adult relationships start from meeting as coworkers.
@IVvOOvVI
@IVvOOvVI 5 күн бұрын
@@porterdavis1612 also that’s how most sexual harassment lawsuit starts
@luciferone99sixign
@luciferone99sixign 6 ай бұрын
I want one from Amanda's perspective. She likes the guy but has less courage to ask him out.
@deedee2455
@deedee2455 6 ай бұрын
Yes 😂
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 5 ай бұрын
Too unrealistic. Amanda is too busy pining after Tony, the hot chad from marketing. Tony, meanwhile, is living his best life dating some model and getting to rizz people for a living.
@anonymouswatcher37
@anonymouswatcher37 5 ай бұрын
Doubtful
@godnyx117
@godnyx117 6 ай бұрын
Her looking at him in disgust is the cherry on the top!
@MSB-sn1md
@MSB-sn1md 6 ай бұрын
You mean the average person? The concept of beta and alpha is such a beta attitude.
@dna8269
@dna8269 5 ай бұрын
The average person is very beta, yes
@immortalobelisk6302
@immortalobelisk6302 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, nothing like shoving the complexities of human experience into two little boxes
@jarrodhall3686
@jarrodhall3686 5 ай бұрын
@@immortalobelisk6302There’s two types of people in the world: those who say “there’s two types of people in the world” and everyone else.
@KalosLifts
@KalosLifts 5 ай бұрын
The average person is very sedentary and lives a passive life. So yea, that's exactly what they meant.
@jeffreyreeves9854
@jeffreyreeves9854 5 ай бұрын
@@immortalobelisk6302 Facts and reality are offensive, triggering, problematic, and sexist. There are myriad nuances in Human relations, for sure. But alpha females and alpha males exist.
@kimbonguno4741
@kimbonguno4741 4 ай бұрын
the Fumble at the emoji💀💀💀
@eckhardt76
@eckhardt76 5 ай бұрын
Most realistic video short I think I have seen on KZfaq. I am beginning to think that most of influencers who claim to be alphas or successful entrepreneurs are a bunch of frauds.
@pizzatime.7030
@pizzatime.7030 6 ай бұрын
we can't all have our dream jobs. Some of us just have to do what pays the bills.
@billyjean311275
@billyjean311275 5 ай бұрын
No I think everyone can be influencer, DJ or youtuber. Also, I don't understand why the government doesn't print a lot of money and give it to everyone so we can all be rich and be alpha. Will never understand this world...
@yearginclarke
@yearginclarke 3 ай бұрын
We all have infinitely variable circumstances that work for us or against us. They can be resolved, but sometimes it's very easy to get lost and mired, trying to figure out what to do. In my case I almost failed high school (had a VERY hard time with even basic math) so I didn't go to college. Had/have horrible social anxiety issues which complicates things further. And on top of that I grew up in an extremely isolated rural area with very few job opportunities. Very long story, but I didn't move out of my parents fully until I had just turned 28. Now I'm 38 and haven't really achieved anything with my life. But I don't want this to be just about me. Everyone has their own unique set of circumstances, which is what I'm really trying to get at. It's not impossible to better yourself, but if you spend years lost and going the wrong direction it can be VERY had to resolve your problems, whatever they may be.
@IVvOOvVI
@IVvOOvVI 5 күн бұрын
@@yearginclarke spot on you seem like you’re very smart to me based on what you have written and you definitely have introspection, which is very rare in people nowadays, I have been something similar. Something happened at the rail, my plan and it really made me isolated from other people because I couldn’t be who I really am because I didn’t know what was going on with me because of some things that were done wrong by other people. Eventually, after Tays, I was able to figure out how to resolve this issue, but without major obstacles in the way as well, and I had to give everything I have within myself and very unbearable of circumstances and conditions that even they would people who were there and they weren’t there in my best interest I was able to persevere even during the journey I had somebody close to me gave up and basically abandoned me when I was in extreme pain and after I had major surgery, I was abandoned and I couldn’t do the stuff that they told me I couldn’t do, but I have to do it because there was nobody to help me, if you live in town and your opportunities are limited and you have other psychological or mental issues that I could see how it would be a challenges, especially if you don’t have someone older and wiser to guide you and to be patient with you and help you through it and maybe help you see the bigger picture of that I did not have mentors mentors. In fact, I have people who didn’t like to be in relationship. They would break up and be toxic and ruined the other person and I grew up like this and it horrific and I knew that I wanted to get away from all of this and have peace in my life. I had to deal with this on top of the house, expected to be successful.
@joseignaciolopez4380
@joseignaciolopez4380 5 ай бұрын
It's harsh, but we needed to see this 😂
@thenerdyswiftie
@thenerdyswiftie 5 ай бұрын
Bro the girl swinging her head around I can't 💀
@sigcinondlela8385
@sigcinondlela8385 Ай бұрын
I just had a laughing spell from the first few seconds 😂 so accurate, people go on social media just to get angry
@kkkm2398
@kkkm2398 6 ай бұрын
What a coincidence. I hate the videos made by Content Machine too
@ColeG2010
@ColeG2010 6 ай бұрын
Daily life of a redditor be like:
@ColeG2010
@ColeG2010 6 ай бұрын
I have a chance of getting top comment!
@den54321
@den54321 6 ай бұрын
Good luck 💪
@raybolt3499
@raybolt3499 6 ай бұрын
💀
@tylerelefterion5606
@tylerelefterion5606 6 ай бұрын
​@@ColeG2010lol you should've seen an unoriginal comment copying a quote from the video with emojis coming a mile away taking tc bud
@babyyoda1091
@babyyoda1091 6 ай бұрын
they dont have jobs
@w.w.9047
@w.w.9047 4 ай бұрын
This is every single guy named “Kurt” in every single office setting in the country
@kashiro2492
@kashiro2492 6 ай бұрын
Lololol that hair spin
@impastabowl2328
@impastabowl2328 6 ай бұрын
Relatable male movie protagonists be like
@MisterH1992
@MisterH1992 5 ай бұрын
I escape that cycle by simply asking a woman if she wants to meet up for lunch. Anyone who has a crush on you would make the effort to see you. If they say they are busy, that's just a polite way of saying they aren't interested. So the biggest part is moving on and repeat till you get lucky.
@MisterH1992
@MisterH1992 5 ай бұрын
To be clear, before anyone takes what I say out of context, I do not mean harass anyone. Don't be persistent either. It's just a matter of keeping your options open.
@IVvOOvVI
@IVvOOvVI 5 күн бұрын
It depends if you are treating them that day or not ha ha
@DarkeSkye
@DarkeSkye 2 күн бұрын
Bro that Amanda totally digs you. 😂
@The_Hatred
@The_Hatred 6 ай бұрын
Plot twist he eventually turns into an alpha
@andrewvasquez9541
@andrewvasquez9541 6 ай бұрын
I’m not a beta male, I’m not a beta male, I’m not a beta male. (I make enough money to just barely stay in the class I was born into) Fudge
@PranjalAwasthi
@PranjalAwasthi 3 ай бұрын
God damn content machine casually dropping Thoreau quotes to explain simping 😂😂
@CityBoyAmani
@CityBoyAmani 6 ай бұрын
The head spin 💀😭
@Theredflame231
@Theredflame231 6 ай бұрын
Choosing the white fist is crazy lmao💀
@Satellite88
@Satellite88 6 ай бұрын
That was wild tho 😭
@insidiousmaximus
@insidiousmaximus 3 ай бұрын
Selecting skin tone emoji 😂😂
@ladariussanders4278
@ladariussanders4278 5 ай бұрын
We definitely need a part two for this one
@Bellawinkley6747
@Bellawinkley6747 6 ай бұрын
At 7AM, the phone said 9:29
@Kiasony
@Kiasony 6 ай бұрын
This is too relatable 😢
@miraeja
@miraeja Ай бұрын
"i like to start my day with anger and outage" 🤣🤣
@DriverMan
@DriverMan 5 ай бұрын
Start my day with anger and outrage 🤣
@ThisIsCrowHead
@ThisIsCrowHead 6 ай бұрын
Wait ... So it's not normal to admire coworker!?😮
@peach4hubby69
@peach4hubby69 6 ай бұрын
She got a nice cake ngl 😮
@krishgw4825
@krishgw4825 6 ай бұрын
Dude is just fantasizing instead of direct flirting makes him beta I think. 😅
@FuckTheState
@FuckTheState 4 ай бұрын
​@@krishgw4825 lol my life
@IVvOOvVI
@IVvOOvVI 5 күн бұрын
@@krishgw4825 he’s at work and doesn’t want to be sued and then get fired. In other words he doesn’t want to be homeless.
@bellatindale3120
@bellatindale3120 5 ай бұрын
I love inspirational content
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes 4 ай бұрын
"I like to start my day with anger and outrage" Bro didn't have to call us out like that 💀
@ryaneliasbaker
@ryaneliasbaker 5 ай бұрын
Love the beta crossover from the office harassment vid lol
@annaroy-uq6wp
@annaroy-uq6wp 6 ай бұрын
You basically described the life of the modern feminist woman GiRlBoSs
@david-468
@david-468 6 ай бұрын
Damn I guess I’m a beta low key, but also don’t you guys live in LA? Kinda beta
@-_-mob-_-
@-_-mob-_- 6 ай бұрын
The way bro was picking the color of the emoji is outrageous- -ly funny 😄
@WockhardtWarlock_
@WockhardtWarlock_ 3 ай бұрын
Lmao i was ready for an entire day in the life but he started ranting aboit the coworker seems oddly specific😂😂😂
@stephenfontanilla
@stephenfontanilla 6 ай бұрын
That is crazy. Awesome sauce
@Logan__ssty
@Logan__ssty 6 ай бұрын
Early gang here I V
@Blaze0647
@Blaze0647 2 ай бұрын
Amanda was goin' crazy on it... lmao.
@djfcb
@djfcb 5 ай бұрын
She turned into a windmill 💀
@xavimortelle
@xavimortelle 6 ай бұрын
Avrege american life 😂
@Konderplanned
@Konderplanned 6 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t know 😂
@aceisgreatatwarthunder
@aceisgreatatwarthunder 6 ай бұрын
The mass of men live life in quiet desperation. Damn. 😢
@michaelb5119
@michaelb5119 5 ай бұрын
The hair swing is insane
@takiyahbazil3315
@takiyahbazil3315 6 ай бұрын
First hour mark 👇
@CharleyBoo
@CharleyBoo 6 ай бұрын
Brownie recipe ingredients: 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter 2 cups granulated sugar 4 large eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 cup chocolate chips (optional) Method: Preheat your oven to 350ºF (175°C) and grease a 9x13-inch baking pan. In a microwave-safe bowl, melt the butter. Stir in sugar until well combined. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, and salt. Gradually add this to the wet ingredients and mix until just combined. If desired, fold in chocolate chips. Spread the batter evenly into the prepared pan and bake for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with moist crumbs (not wet batter). Allow the brownies to cool in the pan before cutting into squares. Serve and enjoy!
@AKguru762
@AKguru762 6 ай бұрын
Sounds good!
@dirkdigler3061
@dirkdigler3061 5 ай бұрын
This is the only valuable information going on here
@HSBsoulsurfer
@HSBsoulsurfer 3 ай бұрын
You forgot the weed in the recipe. You gotta make the cannabutter first.
@loveshell007
@loveshell007 Ай бұрын
Replayed for the headswinging 😂😂
@J040PL7
@J040PL7 Ай бұрын
Amanda is wild 😂
@NoChecker
@NoChecker 6 ай бұрын
Ben Shapiro be like
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