“LINDA! BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT TO PUT CREAM UP MY ARSE!” his daughter: what the fu-

The two roommates while the guy is on a date : QUICK FLUSH THE TOILET BEFORE HE COMES HOME

Whos here in 2024

daz clearly not knowing US yogurt cups look like they’re upside down is probably my favorite thing ever

The dude: “I’m a Zumba dance instructer” Daz: “no your not 😂”

I feel his daughter when she’s on a FaceTime and the people she’s FaceTiming just hear, “LINDAAAAAA!”

I don’t care what anyone says, Daz has the most contagious laugh ever.

Daz doesn’t laugh at the video, He laughs at his own jokes.

if i was on a date and he says “i only flush once a week” i would get my ass up and leave

The tongue tuck is actually when women remind themselves that murder is in fact illegal

Watching Daz be confused at the way America's yogurt cups are built is just so entertaining because no it doesn't make sense 😭

Daz talking about eating food on a first date reminded me of mine and my boyfriend’s first date a few years ago. It was a BBQ place, and I was a regular there, because they had a bar and karaoke (this was precovid). So I’d explored a lot of the menu, and eventually settled on a few favorites. My boyfriend got a rack of ribs, and I completely unitentionally did the cliche first date girl thing. I got a salad. It was the bbq chicken salad, which was totally dope, and something that I regularly ordered, so I just didn’t think anything of it at the time. We still laugh about that.

Man: _Is a cheapskate_ Also man: **Pays $3500 to make his car bouncy**

“Take her to a nice place, dress to impress, just impress in general, but if all that fails move to the next one.” -Daz black

i can imagine your daughter on the phone and you’re just in the background screaming at linda about low disk space

Daz: “ Linda! Book me an appointment to have cream put holy arse!!” Sarah in the room next door: “wtaf is he on about “ Love you daz you really make me happy

No one: Daz: LINDAAAA!!!!!! His daughter: oh shit he's filming again

"Footlongs, that's what i want in a woman" I CAN'T DEAL LMAO 11:14

Can we just appreciate how much daz has helped a lot of us through hard times? and i know its corny but he has done so much for me and i dont think i would be happy right now if he wasnt alive

Daz and Poofesure and genuinely the funniest people when they scream or lose it

Imagine trying to hook up with a girl, and you say this: “I oNlY fLuSh tHe ToIlEt oNcE a WeEk”

Imagine someone named “Linda” moves in next door and they just hear him screaming “LINDA”.....

lol when daz said "there's no kid in sight" 13:12 , the game which I was launching in the background started playing dark music

I have a really sore throat. It's going to get worse if I keep laughing. This guy is hilarious.

Dazes daughter watching something in the other room: Daz: “LINDA BOOK ME AND APPOINTMENT TO GET CREAM PUT UP MY ASS!!” Dazes daughter: *sighs*

Nobody Can tell me that Daz isn’t the funniest human ever. Nobody 😂😂

Omg that childhood dentist imitation had me in tears; I showed my husband and he also laughed! Keep doing what you do, Daz.

You know, the best cheapskates are the ones who live off the grid.

“I would definitely go out with him again” I guarantee she only said that for the camera

"I'll have a grain of rice, followed by lawn trimmings-" I CAN'T

I would have just gotten up and walked out. If you can’t afford to take someone on a date you’ve asked them out on…don’t invite them in the first place. This guy honestly really, REALLY annoyed me. In fact I’d have got up, walked to a different table and ordered a MASSIVE meal to myself, paid my own bill and f***ed off

The “LINDA” never gets old 😂

I did not think his roommates would be actual people 🤣

"LET HER PICK, YOU PSYCHOPATH!!" This gets me every time. 😂

"This is all from when the guy passed away...he left it all here." What was he supposed to do, bring it with him? 😭

Daz: -sees Greg drinking from an “upside down yogurt pot”- Daz: -starts having a heart attack bc of the yogurt cup-

god he’s being so shameless about it too like “wanna see the kid’s menu?” and tryna pick her order for her like bro? can you read the room? she doesn’t wanna be there.

Oh god when he said "Is there free refills on tea?" and "Do you wanna look at the kids menu?" I PHYSICALLY CRINGED - 😭😭😭

There are $10 car washes. He's better off going to one of those than potentially ruining his car with a squegee

I keep watching this😂😂😂 best part 11:38

imagine his daughter just on ft to her friends and all of a sudden u hear "LINDAA! BOOK ME AN APOINTMENT TO PUT CREAM UP MY ARSE!" 😂💀

“i’m a zumba dance teacher” daz- NO UR NOT 😭

I love these old videos. Daz is truly the only youtuber that can make me laugh!

7:00💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Greg: I don’t like paying for things Also Greg: *haha car go bouncy*

I would break into his house just to take the tags off his clothes.

5:50 those are Zoopals!

i wish i could explain american yogurt cups to him, i really do. But I'm too lazy to type it. XD love you daz

“I’m a Zumba dance instructor.” “NO YOUR NOT!!!!” That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Daz Is the funniest person on this planet

You’d think a cheapskate would just try to make more money rather than spend less like the rest of us😂

3:30 I was in tears 😭

He’s fingering the yogurt cups to wash them. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “doing the dishes”

House seller: why yes this is a peaceful and quiet neigborhood Daz: LINDA BOOK ME A APPOINTMENT TO GET CREAM SHOVED UP MY ***

At 0:38 seconds me thinking it was my laptop

Daz ur literally the best person ever I wanna say u would be good friends with caseoh y’all are both funny asf

This guy is annoying me, he should have a lot of money because he is basically stealing from his roommates so I don’t understand how he can’t afford to buy the lady tea and a meal to herself that is not from the kids menu.

Bruh the poor woman was so uncomfortable during the “date” like omg 😂

Daz’s favourite word : “LINDA“

‚I’ll just have a grain of rice..cut it in half, throw the rest out.’ 😭😭🙏 10:36

He's not a cheapskate, he's just ridiculous, he's willing to spent 3,500 dollars to make his car look like it has the hiccups but wants his date to split a meal with him, on a first date of all things Edit: Edited the price since I heard wrong and it was more which is even worse

this mans gonna ask her to marry him with an onion ring

“I’ve lived in Cincinnati, Ohio all my life” *cuts to him dancing in a tutu 😂

I’ve watched all of his videos over and over he’s just so funny!!!😂

“It’s painful bringing women back here” Daz proceeds to end this mans career “ you don’t bring women here look at you” lmao 😂

This man has more confidence than pennies saved a year

Is it just me who noticed the absolutely fire Rick and morty t-shirt🔥🔥🔥

This had me laughing like a damn dying horse at 3 am💀💀

i just cannot with this cheapskate man. THE POOR WOMAN

The yogurt cup isn’t upside down. I know it’s strange but that’s how the yoplait cup looks like 😂

I just found this channel and you’re so hilarious I’m in tears 😭

Daz describing what he wants in a date is literally me 😂😂

THE MAN COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR TREE AND GET PLATES, CUPS, FORKS, SPOONS, AND KNIFES FOR LIKE $20

His roommates are even more stupid than him for not getting another place to live in I’d rather be homeless than live with a sociopath

That woman would have a better chance with a monk😂

Bro i died in this video of how funny daz is

If anyone went on a date with me, you better expect me to eat: -2 party size plates of nachos -A huge bucket of chicken wings -A rack of ribs -An extra large pepperoni pizza -3 tacos -A bowl of macaroni and cheese -A rotisserie chicken -Some big ass fries -4 giant slices of cheesecake -7 pitchers of Iced tea -8 Chocolate bars -And an entire bottle of hot sauce And I will eat it. ALL of it.

“The yogurt pot is UPSIDE DOWN!” Me: ;-; “I-it’s...it’s not....it’s the yogurt brand that designs their cups like that”

2:42 I can’t imagine being woken up by “LINDA!!!!!-“ bless her

Ngl most KZfaqrs get boring after about a year but Omds dazz has never stopped making me piss myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"I'm washing me and my clothes."

Ok i am terrible at reading women, BUT this woman clearly doesn't want to be there!

i need a gordon ramsey and daz collab asap

AH WE LOVE YOU DAZ! 🤣🧡

Girl: “So what do you do besides keep cups and utensils?” What he should’ve said: “I put cream up my arse and dance around in a tutu for a living.” Absolutely inspirational

The cup is designed to open on the bottom… the “top” is the bottom, and the bottom opens up into a small opening with yogurt. I used to use them as my water bucket to wash off the paint off of my brushes.

16:45 to 16:53 had me laughing so much😭😭

“Is he wearing a tutu, and dancing around in front of young women?” This had me dead 😂

Not gonna lie...being a cheapskate is not worth it at all. It's just disgusting, to be quite honest...

The man : this is a kitchen um . Daz : from 1972 ??

I even enjoy Daz spitting 😅😅 You're the funniest man I have known EVER Glad utube lead me to Daz watches

Guy be like: “I’m washin me an my clothessss”

The youtube home page did a better job telling me about this upload than the notifications. YOU HAVE FAILED ME, KZfaq!

lol the yougurt cup wasn't upside down XD daz u r a legend

DAZ is just the funniest 😭

"it's painful bringing women back to the apartment" Daz: HAHAHA you're not bringing women home 😂😂😂 Daz kills me when he roasts people

I would rather live and die single and alone over a hundred lifetimes than live with this shady-AF, disgusting man.

Crying with laughter, havent laughed so hard in a long time! This has got to be my fave Daz vid 👍🤣

Daz: And what the **** is that??? I kept replaying it over and over again and just kept laughing at it!!!😂😂😂😂 Dazes videos never get old😂😂😂😂

ladies and gentleman, the SMELL inside that bathroom is ✨ASTRONOMICAL✨