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The song was so bad that: The chain smokers stopped smoking Alen walker stopped walking Dora stopped exploring Trivago stopped saying hotel

anyone remember his goth name? Daz the Dazzling Prince of Death

“It sounds like someone is fisting a gorilla” I laughed so hard that my jaw hurt, this happens every time I watch daz

Me: *being hospitalized* Also me: *laughing my ass off to the point my health is deteriorating even worse and I’m literally projectile vomiting* The nurses: *looking at my phone like:* “tf is this worth death” Me: *yes*

No joke. If I ever got to see a picture of Goth Daz, my life would be complete

I was expecting unicorns committing felonies; I was disappointed. Still here, still disappointed... Still here.

Daz's expression of sheer disbelief and his eyes darting wildly from left to right at 2:31 cracked me up so much!

9:32 "It sounds like someone's tickling Satan" & laughs after it was my favourite part. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

imagine ur daughter putting on a dysney movie and a princess like that just starts screeching

*it sounds like someone's tickling satan*

Daz should be a judge on Americas got talent 🖐🏻💀

Jon: 'An i aint rockin no dreadlocks-' Daz: waiwaiwaiwait. I got this ready? Wrawawawararararwra- *daz dies of laughter*

the way she’s holding the bat is bothering me

Scarlet sounds like shes making up the lyrics while shes singing 😂

I’d absolutely love to see daz’s gothic phase

Daz - "jon, who looks just like josh but with longer hair" Me - "Jon who looks like an emo cousin IT" 😆😆😆

Scarlet looks like a goth version of Danielle Cohn

Imagine them years from then and watching this like,”what did we do...”

Daz: the beat is about to drop. Also Daz 10 seconds later: what...what was that?

Josh: AHHHHHHH Scarlet: I don’t know how to use a bar Jon: I can’t speak

'Sounds like someone tickling Satan!' Deceased: Jessica Time of death: 11:56 AM Cause of death: Best Daz joke ever

Josh sounds like he was trying to cough up his own lungs but they got stuck in his throat.

5:31 I WHEEZED HARDER THAN MY KETTLE

Got to come back to old Daz videos it’s tradition

My sister is a real metal/screamer. So when I watch this, all I picture is my sister beating the crap out of those posers. She can't stand want to be metal teeny bopers.

Daz: it’s about to drop **looks excited** UKMG: STFUUUU! Daz: 😲 😂😂😂

I FOUND THE LYRICS FOR JON’S PART!! “Affiliated with gangs But I ain't rocking no dreadlocks When I pull up on the block I will throw my set up I gotta get my check up I'm tryna make a living But in the process of doing it I am making a killing And I am not so well I went wall yesterday All I know is get money And that's what I really say Because I pay what I pay And then I sell some shit too And in the end this is life You either win or you lose (What's up?) Emo kid I'm rocking J's No MCR, no Black Parade Life gave you lemons make lemonade Then I stole that shit 'til I got paid (Emo kid I'm rocking J's No MCR, no Black Parade Life gave you lemons, I made lemonade Then I stole that shit 'til I got paid)”

I remember watching this video a year ago and laughing at it, now I genuinely listen to music like this lmao

"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live"😂😂 I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂

"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live."

As a scene/goth kid I can't with this😭✋🏻

Scarlet Powers; -Baseball Bat -Music Fears; -Metal Detectors -Unicorns

Wait.wheres azer?wheres tera?*WHERE IS THE ACID BATH PRINCESS OF DARKNESS*!?!?!?!

Love the fact that it takes daz 12 min to wait a 3:14 min video

10:11 when I 9 year old gets killed in fortnite

Omg!! I lost it. “YOU SHUT UP! GOD. SCREAMING AT ME ALL THE TIME” 😂

THE SONG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH UNICORNS KILLING PEOPLE

The fact that if this song was a bit better I'd listen to it😭😭😭

Daz:"how's it going dazzlers" Caption: howling hustlers

Scarlett sounds like she's 7 or 8 reading her sisters facebook comments

You’ve got unicorns killed my girlfriend and then you’ve *three beat slide*

Daz : my daughter was more scary when she was 2 Me: well it’s is so easy to be scary than the girl in the video

I've listened to enough Corpse Husband I can tell what people are saying when screaming lyrics

Band: *screaming their head off* Ad: "are you ready to be heard?" Me: Oh, I know someone actually 👀

Daz: **insults people who use bats** Harley Quinn: am I a joke to you?

Daz: "you can't look hard with a Batman bracelet." Me: dies of laughter

The immense amount of distortion on josh’s vocals just makes him sound like he is being tortured 😂

Who else is watching daz at like 3:00 am trying not to laugh because you don’t want your parents to murder you Me

Are we just not gunna talk about scarlets voice?.. she sounds like an 11 year old💀

9:26 haha 🤣

It doesn't matter how many times I rewatch all of your videos, I will always be laughing my fucking head off

*JESUS LEFT THE SERVER*

So what does it have to do with unicorns killing their girlfriend 😂🦄

“It’s not gonna be a long daz watches” The “short” daz watches:

Daz This is your most agreeable topic ever thank you

Somewhere out there exists a picture of goth daz. I must see it.

*Ears have left the chat*

honestly i love the kinda underground vibes from back in the early 2000s this is giving me. I really loved the time back then when all of this was actual "content" lol and i really like remembering the good old days. taking this track/band not too serious makes it really enjoyable to just have a lill throwback.

You can tell looking at them, they're going to be the next Suicide Squad.

Guy : (starts singing/ Screaming) Daz: *(Stares at him like he just walked in on his mom and dad wrestling)*

**watching the goth stuff and laughing** **Meditation add pops up** **Me laughing 10 times harder**

So a bit 5 years late but my sister went to school with these kids, she unfortunately had to work with scarlet on work. I showed her this again recently and she started dieing.

Daz, you are the only thing getting me through the past 2 months of house quarantine.... you need to keep these coming, because who knows how long we are going to be battling this. I have now followed Hwu and Dave! Love you!

Me: *has a valid point in an argument with parents* Parents: 2:19

"You don't see Ariel swimming around with a bat,do you?"That got me. 😂

I need to see goth daz and my life will be complete

Daz was TERRIFIED in the first second of the lyrics.

Daz: The beat is about to drop! *The beat drops* Daz: wHaT waS tHAt??

The guy with long hair: *hair non stop getting in his mouth* Girls with long hair: *Ah yes, feel my pain*

Scarlet: * goes to punch * Scarlet: * instead she does a whip* Me: ...

Daz’s reactions make my day so much better

Daz!!!! You make my life a little less depressed when I watch your videos. Thank you!

I thought it was going to be a documentary or a video about a girl who says a unicorn killed her girlfriend

*This is what the demon under my bed sounds like*

DAZ WITH A Mustache

As soon as they started singing with "shut the f*ck up u don't even know me" I thought I was back in my toxic relationship for a second there

I laughed so hard when he said "it sounds like somebody is tickling Satan" lol.

The third guy sounds like a background character in phineas and ferb

I've watched this over and over, Daz never fails to make me laugh. Thank you!

Hearing hello dazzlers at the end of my day really does bright it up a bit Love you daz You're a legend❤

She looks like she’s forgetting her own lyrics and someone is holding a paper with the lyrics behind the camera

Scarlet who apparently has trouble getting through the metal detector at airports. 😂

Daz: i don't want to (WRONG) daz: i dont wannu (correct)

"And there I was at the table, Stroking myself"- Daz

Daz:the beats about to drop Goths: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Daz: 👁 👁 👄

No silverbacks where harmed in the making of this video.

Mums and dad at the park:hunny just ignore them🥲

“Daz” it’ll be a short video “Me” 12 min is my entire life span

_Jon, I Think The Sacrifice Went Wrong, Instead Of Satan Entering Your Body I Think Spongebob Did-_

1:20 Scarlet has joined the Battle! Defeated with a magent

Daz cracks himself up it's so funny💀

when daz made that face at the start of watching the video, that got me well

the fact that daz laughs at his own jokes makes me laugh

"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live" -Daz Black, 2018

“Only pussies use bats.” -Daz Yes, my man, yes! I agree completely!

Yikes that was so gross.... kids who obvisously didn't get enough hugs or not enough slaps... Ewwww. Love you Dazzy

“That was-um... what word- what word am I looking to describe what Ive just heard and seen..” . . . . . . “ I liked her hair”

When the third guy starts rapping it’s like catch these hands, more like catch this fringe

Good Lord Daz! This episode is incredibly funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂