"My brothers, now the next step of our plan shall commence! You must all go and spread the word of FROWNING! Pretty soon, everyone will embrace sadness, and there will be no such thing as SMILING! And once that’s done, we can finally eradicate all the Puerto Ricans on the PLANET!… I mean, make everyone on the planet FROWN! Nothing matters because we’re all going to DIE SOMEDAY!"/"But did you know that all of earth’s helium is running out and will be completely depleted within fifteen to twenty years?"-Grim and Gnarly/The Frowning Friends
"You think I care people know my product stinks? You think I care how people stink? I DON'T CARE! In fact, DEO Brand deodorant makes people smell WORSE!"-Kip Snip
"Heh, what a cute little kitty... can I break its neck?"-Mandrake
"Nobody double-crosses Schwick!”-Schwick
"Why do you think I brought you in here? The fact of the matter is I'm up and running now with almost a million friends. I don't need you anymore. I have more friends than you'll ever have in the real world."-Profile Stan Marsh
"A showman never reveals his secrets."-Eugene
"I am Dark Laser. And you, Timmy Turner, have fallen for the old circus-monkey-picked-your-name-from-a-hat-to-win-a-trip-to-space-contest trick."-Dark Laser
"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but toupees will never hurt me."-Dr. NoGood
"My plan has come through with flying colors."-Phantom Blot
"I don't know who your Virus Fighters are....but know this. I will be back. And YOU will be the first ones I destroy! VENAMUS OUT!!!"-Count Venamus
"Hahahahaha!"-Old Man Winter
Song: Gravity Hurts by Cryoshell