Happy April Fools day everyone!
Here is the start to my new and own series of, Defeats of my Least Favorite Villains.
Just to let you all know, similar to my Random Hero Deaths, this will not be a constant or weekly series.
But enjoy this video nevertheless!
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Villains Quotes:
"I will have... order!" -Dolores Umbridge
"D-Do you even know where babies come from, T-Tommy?" -Labby
"Ah, my rosy-cheeked new employees. I'm not going to lie we're all here to make a buck. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up each morning. My father, rest his soul, was a diamond miner. Got up at the crack of dawn each morning, smoked a cigarette and down into the earth he went. For that wonderful, wonderful man, the company was God. I bring that same reverence to my humble business here. And I expect all of you to do the same. Now there are only three company rules you have to follow. First, protect my product. You can fuck them boys, but be gentle. Second, kill any native on sight. And, finally, all profits go to me. I'm an understanding boss, but if you break one of these rules... I roast you in the furnace until your skin crackles like chicken. Right enough talk. Those savages want to destroy my life's work. My pride and joy. Show them we mean business." -Hoyt Volker
“No, you won’t, Velma. Because not only are you brilliant, who more than you would truly appreciate the advantages of being a handsome, rich white man?” -Victoria Jones
"You dare utter my true name? You dare meddle in my unending legacy with your mortal clumsiness? I have seen your pathetic demise, Laura De Mille, as I have seen all things. But I will gladly rewrite your history so that you die today!" -Immortus/Isabel Feathers
"I'm Gabby Gabby. Would you be my friend?" -Gabby Gabby
"In every world, once you die, you're gone." -Akihiko Kayaba/Heathcliff
“Well Riley, looks like it's just you and me. Riley, you're gonna be happy and nothing else, and there's only one thing that makes me happy... You'll get what's coming to you! A knife to the back's not the worst thing that could happen, a blade to the throat is not either! A shiv to the gut is not gonna be the worst either, you know why? Because the worst kind of torture is the one that lives inside you brain! Riley! You better listen to Mama Joy, you know why? CAUSE MAMA JOY KNOWS IT'S YOUR BEST!” -Joy
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