Shepard: Illusive man. I assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A....necesseray, pre-caution

Shepard: "The council can kiss my ass" Council: "Could be worse..."

The cost of this project is astronomical. Over 4 credits so far.

"Your face.....throw it out the airlock!" - Javik

Shepard: I need to speak with the council. Anderson: ... They refuse to see you.

Mordin: "Actually wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of relations with Miranda. Recommend using a bag." Shepard: "Mordin, this is a plastic bag." Mordin: "Mmm."

So someone took the time to make this character, go through a lot of dialogue, and play a good chunk of the game just for a small joke. Im in love.

Shepard: “FACE ME” Harbinger: (returns to dark space)

"Oh I'm interested!" "WELL I'M NOT." *kicks Shepard out of room*

This proves the indoctrination theory. Little did we know, Shepard was a husk the entire time.

Now I want to see a video of him making that dramatic face when EDI mentions she may sometimes forgets about renewing the Normandy's oxygen supply..

"Commander Shepard. We tried to keep you as... intact, as possible"

Shepard: You said they spent two years rebuilding me? How bad were my injuries? Jacob: ... ... You haven't looked in a mirror recently, have you?

The Lazarus Project was a failure

"Just... Lose the moustache, okay?" "What?"

HOLY MACARONI MAN HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THERE'S A SHIT THAT UGLY ON YOUR PC???????????

I need to see him say "Come on, Miranda, you want this" and "I’m just trying to get you into bed" with that face.

OMG It looked like an evil mario that had a suave voice! Nice job man

This Shepard looks like he's about to offer some kids candy to get in his van

I guess Miranda isn't perfect after all if she REALLY needed glasses.

Here's to you Cerberus cheerleader bosh'tet. Keelah se'lai. -Tali

Embodiment of sex.

Shepard: "Oh I'm definitely interested. We'll bang OK?"

This man is a trooper playing all the way through the game with this thing as his character.

Shepard: Illusive man, I assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A.... necessary precaution

i haven't laughed that long in FOREVER. Frigging brilliant. I don't know how you made it that far through the game with that face though!

11 years later I come back to this and laugh my ass off

"Slap some face paint on there, and no one would even notice."

No wonder AVG blocked my ME2.exe

I've still got tears in my eyes from laughing that much :D

HIS FACE THO!

The illusive man spent 2 credits on Shepard and spent the rest in exaggerated amounts of red sand

Spit out my drink when it cut to Shepard's face. I laughed so hard! XD

I love how his face turns all creepy-happy like when he's definitely interested :D

holy shit its sean penn

"Oh I'm definitely interested" Hahahaha god Shepard u pervert

He looks like Sean Penn...with out his makeup on.

He looks a lot like Bashar Al-Assad.

This is the alternate timeline where 90% of the Lazarus Project's budget went towards the Illusive Man's red sand addiction

I don't know which is scarier. Those weird robotic puppet facial expressions on Miranda or the Frankenstein monster.

HOLY SHIT, KILL WITH FIREEEEEAAAH...oh..its Shepard.

I laughed a full minute to this. Thank you :D

My genuine reaction was to say "Oh fuck!" when your Shepard appeared.

Lol my boy looking like a cyborg Max Holloway 😂🤣💀

I haven't laughed this hard in so long, thank you.

20 minutes later I'm still laughing my ass off.

The kind of look that even the collectors fear.

That Shepard looks like a prime candidate to be on "To Catch a Predator".

Shepard: "I thought we'd be meeting face-to-face." Illusive Man: "A.... necessary precaution."

12 years later this is still on my mind

good God! that Shepard was terrifying, i'm going to go cry myself to sleep and then have nightmares all night

A face so terrifying it can make the elcor cry

Omg can't stop lol xD

My man mr. Swingles is much more beautiful (profile pic)

That is the face that stopped the reapers Galaxy at large: They never stood a chance

I need this face to say the iconic line "report to the ship asap. We'll bang, ok?"

havent genuinely laughed on youtube for years!

I had this dialogue almost every time I finished a mission. I knew they were going to do it at some point in the game, it was just a matter when. Sheppard: So when are we gonna....you know... Miranda: Things have been pretty busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: So when are we gonna...you know.... Miranda: Umm...still a little busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: Now? Miranda: No, I want to wait till we're all about to die.

This Shepard looks like he's played by Robert Englund.

When the Illusive Man spent 400 credits instead of 4 000 000 000

KZfaq recommended moments

"WTF is wrong with your face?!"

Your Shepard looks like a human version of Pepe Le Pew.

Shepard out here looking like Waluigi after getting roadrash while going down the highway at 85 miles per hour

LMAO perfect setup with the title+thumbnail, and that cut to Mongoloid Shepard....10/10 my dude. Seriously I'm dead.

Shepard: Illusive man, i assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A...... necessary, precaution

I can't stop laughing at your Shepard's face.

This is the first time I actually went rolling on the floor laughing my ass off xD. That was hilarious.

Hahahahahaha ' Oh i'm definetly interested ' LMAO!

When he smiles it makes me crack up lmfao. And the video description too lol

im just watching this randomly out of need to see mass effect stuff, so im sitting here alone watching and then bam i fall off bed choking and laughing hardest ive laughed in a long time.

Is that something out of the fucking Exorcist!? I fell off my chair with laughter! xD

"Shepard I NEED to rebuild you..." - Mans1ay3r

Shepherd: Illusive man i assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A.....necessary precaution

My god! That looks like something out of the fucking Exorcist! This is the funniest thing i have seen in months!

Im surprised the Reapers still wanted to do their harvest knowing that would be there to greet them.

I burst in tears every time I see this.

HAHAHA that Shepard looks like such a creeper!

I laughed the shit out of me as i saw your shepard xD

The moment I saw Shepard's face I LOLed.

Reminds me of Frank from hellraiser during the regeneration process 😂

This Shepard looks like a Mass Effect version of Victor from Uncharted.

I just burst out laughing when I saw Shephard's face.

Project Lazarus was supposed to spend billions reviving Shepard.. Instead they used 12 bucks and a cheese grater.

Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL Shepard: Hi, I'm commander shepa- Harbinger: AAAAAAARRGGHHH

OK, that Shepard just ruined it for me. No way My girl Miranda let’s that Shepard tap that ax!

Shepard- Illusive man, i thought we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man- A.... necessary precaution

I wanna use that as my next commander shep!

Dear Lord Miranda Just look at that Shepard. Runnnn!!! Runn while you still can!!!

looks like Shepard told Garrus he's adopted

I keep seeing Robert England in the full Freddy Krueger makeup.

Shepard: Where you were during the attack. Miranda: Away from you

Im not sure why I was recommended this in 2022 but I'm also not disappointed in 2022.

The main character looks so demonic! Hilarious

Udina: Well, what about Shepard. Earthborn, but no record of his family. Anderson: He killed both his parents and then sold their organs on the black market. Hackett: I heard he tore an inmates heart out of his chest for calling him a psycho. Udina: Is that the kind of man we want protecting the galaxy. Anderson: Hell no. Are you out of your mind? Udina: Forget I asked... but, What about Garrus Vakarian? Hackett: We'll have to wait for a bit. He's in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepered: you said you spent to years rebuilding me? Jacob: yea but we spent 15 min on the face...

They're perfect for each other! Micheal Jackson and Raul "The Terminator" Shepard 4eva

Will do, Commander. It would honor me to do the universe some good.

He looks like an evil-space Mario without a hat

I thought this was just a boring video then I saw Shepard and I was like "OH GOD! How did you play mass effect to this point with that!"