Shepard: Illusive man. I assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A....necesseray, pre-caution
@MygunsJammedify10 жыл бұрын
You sir have made my day, well done.
@nikk_50022 жыл бұрын
8 years later sir, you still made someones day.
@EvidentlyEezy2 жыл бұрын
Bro this comment is amazing
@LordAuron2 жыл бұрын
*necessary
@EvidentlyEezy2 жыл бұрын
@@LordAuron bro it was 8 years ago. Let it go
@dch8j12 жыл бұрын
Shepard: "The council can kiss my ass" Council: "Could be worse..."
@-SalimRaja2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Hoezi022 жыл бұрын
This made me genuinly laugh out loud!
@6282makepeace2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!
@oCMobMaybe12 жыл бұрын
The cost of this project is astronomical. Over 4 credits so far.
@torachan232 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@lordkimbo2 жыл бұрын
And still the budget is too much. I expect change, by the way.
@jonconner53252 жыл бұрын
Sonuvabitch that’s the funniest shit. Bravo!
@TheWesternFountain2 жыл бұрын
Spared no expense
@quixoticeefster29552 жыл бұрын
This comment is as reliable for a laugh as the video itself 😂 👍
@ShenSaiya10 жыл бұрын
"Your face.....throw it out the airlock!" - Javik
@TDA79213 жыл бұрын
Shepard: I need to speak with the council. Anderson: ... They refuse to see you.
@brandongalvan66032 жыл бұрын
Mordin: "Actually wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of relations with Miranda. Recommend using a bag." Shepard: "Mordin, this is a plastic bag." Mordin: "Mmm."
@That_Guy-2 жыл бұрын
I read the mordin part with his voice lmao 😂
@jamiemiller14822 жыл бұрын
I mean he was a former STG…
@khatibwalid902 жыл бұрын
Now imagine following the "Mmm" Mordin followed up with "Problematic"
@ant-fan2 жыл бұрын
You completely nailed Mordin. This seems exactly like something he'd say.
@Verlarn2 жыл бұрын
I busted out laughing at this.
@wasnice9811 жыл бұрын
So someone took the time to make this character, go through a lot of dialogue, and play a good chunk of the game just for a small joke. Im in love.
@spiderz51453 жыл бұрын
Lol he probably played the game to make other memes with the character too.
@ocoro1742 жыл бұрын
or just did it in 5 min with save editor
@Mr_Snifflez2 жыл бұрын
I mean I would’ve seen this as my character and he was way uglier lmao
@iolss2 жыл бұрын
Man, I was thinking the exactly same now.
@SaberRexZealot2 жыл бұрын
You can also use a save editor to mangle Shepard’s face temporarily, though I don’t think this person could do that for score and 12 years ago.
@jimmybeans11752 жыл бұрын
Shepard: “FACE ME” Harbinger: (returns to dark space)
@TylerInTraining2 жыл бұрын
Harbinger: "Face yourself. 'Face' being a verb in this instance. Like, 'go face yourself'.
@PWNSCOUTMOVIES12 жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm interested!" "WELL I'M NOT." *kicks Shepard out of room*
@AmocLB21EK10 жыл бұрын
This proves the indoctrination theory. Little did we know, Shepard was a husk the entire time.
@xenon81172 жыл бұрын
Seems an insult to husks.
@ndbd9drn11 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see a video of him making that dramatic face when EDI mentions she may sometimes forgets about renewing the Normandy's oxygen supply..
@frozenwaffle2062 жыл бұрын
Sadly we will never get this clip
@victorgz29072 жыл бұрын
"Commander Shepard. We tried to keep you as... intact, as possible"
@stevenstice66832 жыл бұрын
(Miranda looks at a picture of Shepard when he was first made a Spectre, then at the... thing she rebuilt) "Nailed it."
@TDA79213 жыл бұрын
Shepard: You said they spent two years rebuilding me? How bad were my injuries? Jacob: ... ... You haven't looked in a mirror recently, have you?
@mykkoyt89826 жыл бұрын
The Lazarus Project was a failure
@homozygote99210 жыл бұрын
"Just... Lose the moustache, okay?" "What?"
@Joraglove10 жыл бұрын
HOLY MACARONI MAN HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THERE'S A SHIT THAT UGLY ON YOUR PC???????????
@queequegtheater60939 жыл бұрын
Easy. Pretend it's on his XBox so he can destroy it at any time.
@mrcodypettit9 жыл бұрын
Jake O'Shea no llikes for you
@queequegtheater60939 жыл бұрын
mrcodypettit I'm a sad panda.
@Kileik2 жыл бұрын
I need to see him say "Come on, Miranda, you want this" and "I’m just trying to get you into bed" with that face.
@powerpack66613 жыл бұрын
OMG It looked like an evil mario that had a suave voice! Nice job man
@XaliberDeathlock2 жыл бұрын
Looks more like Luigi
@trla65052 жыл бұрын
@@XaliberDeathlock that luigy that stole kidneys
@hajde81282 жыл бұрын
This Shepard looks like he's about to offer some kids candy to get in his van
@generalbanana18852 жыл бұрын
I guess Miranda isn't perfect after all if she REALLY needed glasses.
@eeee-jh3ml10 жыл бұрын
Here's to you Cerberus cheerleader bosh'tet. Keelah se'lai. -Tali
@Kazzadorrkazz10 жыл бұрын
Embodiment of sex.
@queequegtheater60939 жыл бұрын
About as sexy as tubgirl.
@ajimit86692 жыл бұрын
Shepard: "Oh I'm definitely interested. We'll bang OK?"
@ZeBron2312 жыл бұрын
This man is a trooper playing all the way through the game with this thing as his character.
@wilkd0512 жыл бұрын
Shepard: Illusive man, I assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A.... necessary precaution
@harlequin11513 жыл бұрын
i haven't laughed that long in FOREVER. Frigging brilliant. I don't know how you made it that far through the game with that face though!
@RubberAckie3 жыл бұрын
11 years later I come back to this and laugh my ass off
@NayrAnur2 жыл бұрын
"Slap some face paint on there, and no one would even notice."
@DaBase33310 жыл бұрын
No wonder AVG blocked my ME2.exe
@Afrokalt12 жыл бұрын
I've still got tears in my eyes from laughing that much :D
@Chadgua10 жыл бұрын
HIS FACE THO!
@johnmathston29453 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a few crackheads I have met in my time
@spiderz51453 жыл бұрын
@@johnmathston2945 I knew one that was being held hostage by his abusive gf that knew he was wanted in multiple states.
@federicoricca25123 жыл бұрын
The illusive man spent 2 credits on Shepard and spent the rest in exaggerated amounts of red sand
@HatashiLuvsU11 жыл бұрын
Spit out my drink when it cut to Shepard's face. I laughed so hard! XD
@Stonezorz13 жыл бұрын
I love how his face turns all creepy-happy like when he's definitely interested :D
@KStep9810 жыл бұрын
holy shit its sean penn
@Kamzo10111 жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm definitely interested" Hahahaha god Shepard u pervert
@TheDarkIllumination10 жыл бұрын
He looks like Sean Penn...with out his makeup on.
@phatcatrat9 жыл бұрын
He looks a lot like Bashar Al-Assad.
@Smeginator6 жыл бұрын
phatcatrat I thought he looked like a fucked up Matt Smith
@ethanpower3812 жыл бұрын
This is the alternate timeline where 90% of the Lazarus Project's budget went towards the Illusive Man's red sand addiction
@TheJayson88992 жыл бұрын
I don't know which is scarier. Those weird robotic puppet facial expressions on Miranda or the Frankenstein monster.
@moisesfreire640810 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT, KILL WITH FIREEEEEAAAH...oh..its Shepard.
@Hoenirv12 жыл бұрын
I laughed a full minute to this. Thank you :D
@justinschnoor94592 жыл бұрын
My genuine reaction was to say "Oh fuck!" when your Shepard appeared.
@amirhines75242 жыл бұрын
Lol my boy looking like a cyborg Max Holloway 😂🤣💀
@NigelGriff14 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in so long, thank you.
@Vastroide12 жыл бұрын
20 minutes later I'm still laughing my ass off.
@Little-Buster2 жыл бұрын
The kind of look that even the collectors fear.
@AFXAcid3711 жыл бұрын
That Shepard looks like a prime candidate to be on "To Catch a Predator".
@bigfatcarp9312 жыл бұрын
Shepard: "I thought we'd be meeting face-to-face." Illusive Man: "A.... necessary precaution."
@LastofusEllie2 жыл бұрын
12 years later this is still on my mind
@RicoLen12 жыл бұрын
I'd never seen this until now. Holy crap! lmao
@LastofusEllie2 жыл бұрын
@@RicoLen1 for real godamn 😨🤣🤣🤣
@nunyabusiness794211 жыл бұрын
good God! that Shepard was terrifying, i'm going to go cry myself to sleep and then have nightmares all night
@seancasity75382 жыл бұрын
A face so terrifying it can make the elcor cry
@Revya1310 жыл бұрын
Omg can't stop lol xD
@GSCSTRYDER10 жыл бұрын
My man mr. Swingles is much more beautiful (profile pic)
@kormaclodgin51212 жыл бұрын
That is the face that stopped the reapers Galaxy at large: They never stood a chance
@philliphelmut10772 жыл бұрын
I need this face to say the iconic line "report to the ship asap. We'll bang, ok?"
@dandon8110 жыл бұрын
havent genuinely laughed on youtube for years!
@mooch3713 жыл бұрын
I had this dialogue almost every time I finished a mission. I knew they were going to do it at some point in the game, it was just a matter when. Sheppard: So when are we gonna....you know... Miranda: Things have been pretty busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: So when are we gonna...you know.... Miranda: Umm...still a little busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: Now? Miranda: No, I want to wait till we're all about to die.
@tyrstark86733 жыл бұрын
This Shepard looks like he's played by Robert Englund.
@MajorZeroCELL2 жыл бұрын
When the Illusive Man spent 400 credits instead of 4 000 000 000
@skhighglitch42172 жыл бұрын
KZfaq recommended moments
@InterEDGE10 жыл бұрын
"WTF is wrong with your face?!"
@lhays1173 жыл бұрын
Your Shepard looks like a human version of Pepe Le Pew.
@bluestyeehaw42852 жыл бұрын
Shepard out here looking like Waluigi after getting roadrash while going down the highway at 85 miles per hour
@hieronymusboss77052 жыл бұрын
LMAO perfect setup with the title+thumbnail, and that cut to Mongoloid Shepard....10/10 my dude. Seriously I'm dead.
@wilkd0512 жыл бұрын
Shepard: Illusive man, i assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A...... necessary, precaution
@SharkBait1990411 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at your Shepard's face.
@robbert121011 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I actually went rolling on the floor laughing my ass off xD. That was hilarious.
When he smiles it makes me crack up lmfao. And the video description too lol
@TheZombieLioness11 жыл бұрын
im just watching this randomly out of need to see mass effect stuff, so im sitting here alone watching and then bam i fall off bed choking and laughing hardest ive laughed in a long time.
@Whoami69111 жыл бұрын
Is that something out of the fucking Exorcist!? I fell off my chair with laughter! xD
@samuellund13772 жыл бұрын
"Shepard I NEED to rebuild you..." - Mans1ay3r
@wilkd0512 жыл бұрын
Shepherd: Illusive man i assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A.....necessary precaution
@Whoami69112 жыл бұрын
My god! That looks like something out of the fucking Exorcist! This is the funniest thing i have seen in months!
@metroidshroom11 жыл бұрын
Im surprised the Reapers still wanted to do their harvest knowing that would be there to greet them.
@yayo462410 жыл бұрын
I burst in tears every time I see this.
@KevinKoolx13 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA that Shepard looks like such a creeper!
@Ignoranzable13 жыл бұрын
I laughed the shit out of me as i saw your shepard xD
@indigothecat13 жыл бұрын
The moment I saw Shepard's face I LOLed.
@trishab53282 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Frank from hellraiser during the regeneration process 😂
@coolkorsah112 жыл бұрын
This Shepard looks like a Mass Effect version of Victor from Uncharted.
@SPARTANR9711 жыл бұрын
I just burst out laughing when I saw Shephard's face.
@Corthmic10 жыл бұрын
Project Lazarus was supposed to spend billions reviving Shepard.. Instead they used 12 bucks and a cheese grater.
@Twestination12 жыл бұрын
Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL Shepard: Hi, I'm commander shepa- Harbinger: AAAAAAARRGGHHH
@leroyrussell87662 жыл бұрын
OK, that Shepard just ruined it for me. No way My girl Miranda let’s that Shepard tap that ax!
@wilkd0512 жыл бұрын
Shepard- Illusive man, i thought we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man- A.... necessary precaution
@Y0uKnowMyName11 жыл бұрын
I wanna use that as my next commander shep!
@AGreatBioticWind12 жыл бұрын
Dear Lord Miranda Just look at that Shepard. Runnnn!!! Runn while you still can!!!
@aaron75fy12 жыл бұрын
looks like Shepard told Garrus he's adopted
@Phoboskomboa10 жыл бұрын
I keep seeing Robert England in the full Freddy Krueger makeup.
@alepepe10012 жыл бұрын
Shepard: Where you were during the attack. Miranda: Away from you
@Pilpup2 жыл бұрын
Im not sure why I was recommended this in 2022 but I'm also not disappointed in 2022.
@Thumos992 жыл бұрын
The main character looks so demonic! Hilarious
@darthgueedo13 жыл бұрын
Udina: Well, what about Shepard. Earthborn, but no record of his family. Anderson: He killed both his parents and then sold their organs on the black market. Hackett: I heard he tore an inmates heart out of his chest for calling him a psycho. Udina: Is that the kind of man we want protecting the galaxy. Anderson: Hell no. Are you out of your mind? Udina: Forget I asked... but, What about Garrus Vakarian? Hackett: We'll have to wait for a bit. He's in the middle of some calibrations.
@barcode17013 жыл бұрын
Shepered: you said you spent to years rebuilding me? Jacob: yea but we spent 15 min on the face...
@jbdelphiki12 жыл бұрын
They're perfect for each other! Micheal Jackson and Raul "The Terminator" Shepard 4eva
@garrusvakarian846711 жыл бұрын
Will do, Commander. It would honor me to do the universe some good.
@NationUnderLawliet11 жыл бұрын
He looks like an evil-space Mario without a hat
@confuddledN11 жыл бұрын
I thought this was just a boring video then I saw Shepard and I was like "OH GOD! How did you play mass effect to this point with that!"