Also, you are far too nice and too fair - those GOP f*cktards with their dirty tricks win every time, just because you are too nice to anticipate and prevent all the shit they come up with...

Democratic Horse! With a huge penis and a quote.. "you know you want that D"

Just being way more direct would be, well, more direct.

Not that i disagree.

no your leaders need jail time and some honesty and integrity

delete that fete

Ruben Cristiano it sounds like a Harry Potter spell 😂

LMAO that was actually pretty funny. You should write for these late night shows.

Good one lol

yeetus that feetus (I heard it from somewhere)

pussy: yea, but without big factual errors like saying the Democrats created Occupy.

@@milascave2 No, he said they went to Occupy. Still that was stupid

Dont make fun of them, use both and you can see longer videos. Wait we are talking of hand s right?

lol as if the democrats were the left, there is no left in the us

Revan Ruler , that's because everything that sounds even remotely leftish is booed out as communism - like general healthcare...

globalklaus I voted for Freedom

Kevin Hamilton Then maybe you should stop accepting our Nobel prizes, if we're so backwards XD

A fool's money spends as well as a wise man's.

Yeah, maybe next election someone will bring a good option for a change.

26% of us voted for him honey

trump could say anything and the maga morons would cheer

@@revanruler6404 He can't say: Lock Trump up :-)

@@colaboytje oh i bet he could, they're that dumb

Drain the lizard? Like.. taking a pee?

Indeed. Americans are simple ppl.

I thought it was going to be "kill that baby"

SuperCosmicKuma Except it's not your body. It's just the life support for unborn life. I'm pro abortion though.

grab them by the pussy...seems to not mean anything to woman...who if I said that to would have me arrested. EXTREME COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.

Hillary was a shit Candidate and seriously didn't deserve to win. A lot of people voted for her for being a woman (which is the dumbest fucking reason ever) or because they wanted Trump in power. Bernie was the good candidate of the democrats and the voters blew their opportunity. Trump was and is shit but seriously Hillary was fucking worst

Well, now it's 2020, and right now that sounds like the perfect slogan to fire up the voters!

I know right?

Until you introduce a contaminant then it's just a waste!

Mark Lotman Check out Jim Jefferies on the Avi Yemeni Show. In it Jim draws a pic of Muhammad. He’s such a funny rat.

Morty Sanchez You really shouldnt listen to comedians for your political news my dude.

I would like to know where the majority of the writers are from. Veep- which is brilliant- has an all British writing staff. Funny is funny, but it tickles my fancy to know.

The ChillyWinds why? Every study once heard of done on the subject found shows like Colbert to have less bias than actual news

haha your right colbert and middle earth go together likes wizards and dragons

He really should listen to then since they are the only news that exist today. "News" programs and channels are just a load of bollocks that brainwash people with idiotic content.

Just be a libertarian. It’s like conservatism but like...fuck trump.

Jesse H. Thats me lol

@@BasedRoots Let me know if you need an Asian immigrant's shoulder to cry on when Trump gets re-elected in November, white boy.

@@mayatanigashira5237 LOL and when was that...?

@@mayatanigashira5237 Its funny reading Trumpanzee's comments in 2021.

Except the New Deal really stood for policies. And those policies had a huge positive impact on the following 50 years. Voters who _would_ vote democrats, _know_ that "better deal" is a hollow mask for the Hillary-Schumer-Pelosi camp to further sell out to their donors interests.

Just because a slogan isn't true doesn't make it bad. "Make America Great Again" isn't something Trump was even remotely capable of delivering on. I'm just saying that the slogan has some pretty clever references bundled up in it.

A huge portion of America is slack jaw stupid. I didn't see it before, or didn't fully comprehend.

But that simpleton couldn't have won on his own. Yes a portion too large did vote for the moron, but without Russia he would have been laughed out. People were throwing rotten tomatoes at him from second one. Because he's the slow, dangerous violent kid eating someone ELSE'S paste. Without a concerted devious plan from professional mind thugs and hackers that bitch couldn't even find the white house.

LORD Eyehead hahahah it doesnt reference the new deal you turd

Sounds like some WWE shit

Connor Nolan - Medicare for All

he need to drink after the show tho

Roy Flores yep I think the democrats don’t rely on fearmongering nearly as much but both sides do and both sides have politicians that pretend to be wholesome god fearing jeebus-loving candidates who then are found out to be liars the difference I’ve seen recently is the democrats don’t blindly stand behind their candidates when they are found to be doing something morally reprehensible as much... some still do but just look at Roy Moore and then look at al Franken for resigning over a picture and the false equivalence there I’m not saying he did no wrong I’m just saying he did resign and not because he was trying to save face before someone threw him out of office which wasn’t an option I’m just saying many other politicians would’ve never resigned because if their ethics or morals or feelings I think he really felt he let people down even though he didn’t even touch this woman and she was a well known troll for the sltright apparently anyways both parties are guilty of putting their own greed before their constituents seek being and a two party system is doomed anyway.. Also with gerrymandering, the electoral college and lobbyists and campaign donors injecting tons of money into politics, the will of the majority of the people will continue to be ignored it seems unless a drastic change takes place. One good thing about trump is he has mobilized a lot of people who are paying attention whatever their views are to how they are being governed at least I hope they are and are not just falling for the divisive us vs them bs instead if hating your neighbors for their views beliefs and opinions, why don’t we all spend time educating ourselves on the issues, possible solutions, the stances of people running, etc? Rant over lol

xooox Thanks How so?? As opposed to A future you can't believe in." Feel the Bern. Sounds like a hemorrhoid commercial.

If you thought a "Better Deal" is a problem?just look how the Democrats leaning hard right on abortions or I don't know maybe Millennials leaving and white working class leaving the Democrat party in droves!

+anthony lockwood look up how millennials voted doofus. And fuck white working class, all they wanna do is get handouts with made up coal jobs so they can destroy the environment for rest of us actually educated folks. Democrats need to get rid of them fast. There are plenty of college educated white folks. Why keep trying to help white working class voters with actual solutions if they don't want it.

Mercy True, if you see how many morons just blindly repeating "well trump will America great again" without being able to answer when it was great, how it could be improved or what trump's actual plan is.

+alex davies ok dude you can't be that dumb. Just because I don't care if they vote dem. I don't think they'll leave. I still would advocate for actually policies that help them. I still think all of our policies should look out for the poor first, even if they are too ignorant or easily manipulated to vote republican.

Brovahkiin "make America great again" means to each of the voter a time when their belief WAS represented. It is a generic term that works so well. To conservatives it meant 1980s with Reagan, to racist it was before 1960s, for bussiness men was the gilded age of 1890s, and others was America before Obama. They don't need to know what it meant, it just needs to appeal to them

Gautam Pai Kanye Sucks asshole.

Jonathan Jordan Kanye is like black, less educated Trump and electing The Rock fulfills the prophecy of "Idiocracy" (otherwise I have no issues with that guy

How does the Rock suck? He's literally one of the nicest guys in Hollywood. It's pretty well known. He's a good person, which is pretty important to me because it makes all the decision making policies more reasonable and not crazy.

Kristopher Perez I did that at first too. It's like when the mind fills in blank letters on those weird tests

Imagine you have more than a sixth-grade education...

Teddy Westside Right on. It’s amazing to me that liberals would be up in arms about this but I’m not surprised that conservatives think he’s basing the liberals. It’s so obvious that he’s not. It’s Jim’s guide explaining that liberals need to grow a backbone ( not in a negative way ) so that it grabs the attention of the party and reminds them that they have to be stronger and fight, not just let the conservatives stand out more and use them like a dirty rug to wipe their feet on because that’s what’s been happening lately. They need a catchy slogan that will express that and stick with it and make it work for them like trump did with make American great again. It needs to be smart, powerful and to the point to represent what they stand for.

You gotta remember this guy is a comedian and I don't think he's being serious

They are jokes...

nyutrig i'm not seeing a problem with this episode

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WTF can you put a sentence together properly?

nyutrig why wouldn't they you stupid fuck

I love when a MSM makes fun of Democrats for ONCE and people flip out.

Well... Jon Stewart's opinions were VERY similar to that of pretty much EVERYTHING in CC, so you're pretty much lying. You've never agreed with the CC.