This is what a computer hears when it tries to decipher human speech.
@Maepl_syrup5 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@mamamurphy38604 жыл бұрын
I can search the web for eueueueue just a one eyed bloody monster
@THE_REDACTED3 жыл бұрын
This is what my google assistant hears like every weekend
@Thewatcherone2 жыл бұрын
Jajajaja
@tf2spyclass092 жыл бұрын
This is what youtube hears and puts in subtitles
@jackthatistheripper4 жыл бұрын
0:28 When demo said ":'(" I felt that.
@brobunni4 жыл бұрын
:(
@zapshark90314 жыл бұрын
He's litterly saying uwu but in the most broken way possible
@rodrigotudancafernandez173 жыл бұрын
@@zapshark9031 How can I delete someone else's comment
@JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere3 жыл бұрын
Plese do a sound effect with that
@toils87223 жыл бұрын
@@zapshark9031 EAO W O
@naixmhpgfv3 жыл бұрын
0:28 Poor demoman, he just wants some love and affection :(
@dat1dude6882 жыл бұрын
I give him love and affection
@eranodelpum97522 жыл бұрын
@@dat1dude688 he can blow you up by accident as happened with his first adoptive parents
@alejoyugar Жыл бұрын
@@dat1dude688 by having +2000hs at demo
@DussyBestroyer69 Жыл бұрын
I wanna hug him 😭
@memor22 Жыл бұрын
Give him love and affection and he is gonna decapitate you as a thanks
@zillentdelta13395 жыл бұрын
1:01 me Tryna do homework
@brobunni4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@quack0i9914 жыл бұрын
*I'm in this image and I don't like it*
@randomcommenter4 жыл бұрын
1:00
@bubbles41313 жыл бұрын
@@randomcommenter no 1:01
@NapoOnPlay10002 жыл бұрын
@@bubbles4131 nope 1:00 is the best its full version
@_RegenIAm3 жыл бұрын
0:28 I like how "Auueu" sound is just ":'("
@Jaegered7 жыл бұрын
0:46 is my favorite
@back2end8587 жыл бұрын
WarriorsOfWind lol
@trashcant15225 жыл бұрын
Gunnu keel yoo and ill keep killing yuo Speech: _+100_
@cosmobottinyroboboi94994 жыл бұрын
indeed
@Krisztian084 жыл бұрын
same
@sakam0t0714 жыл бұрын
Krisztian 08 WHY ARE Y OU EVERYWHERE
@TheWlkngBread10 жыл бұрын
0:19 You¨re a banana thing
@taranosaurusroggy25436 жыл бұрын
TheWlkng Bread XDD
@itzbeendakavgaming56324 жыл бұрын
No, I'm a Lemon thing, thank you.
@thepanman6744 жыл бұрын
I cant unhear this
@Crazylom3 жыл бұрын
Me- your gon-e banana thin-g
@trickytheclown11203 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT NO
@D00000T4 жыл бұрын
The voice acting done here is pretty impressive. The person doing it had to either get drunk and tried their best to deliver the lines or do a very good job at interpreting what a drunk Scottish man might sound like
@Artician2 жыл бұрын
This is the same voice actor as heavy btw.
@doodlesyoru21082 жыл бұрын
Innacurate. Lazy Purple can speak semi-coherently while drunk. And he also plays Demo better while drunk.
@friendlyhothandpyro50002 жыл бұрын
@@doodlesyoru2108 very fitting for demiman
@friendlyhothandpyro50002 жыл бұрын
@@doodlesyoru2108 *demoman
@niks660097 Жыл бұрын
@@doodlesyoru2108 its true, when i am drunk i start feeling airshots..
@KingRoni12227 жыл бұрын
0:46 when you want someone dead but your tongue won't cooperate
@bacongamer7206 жыл бұрын
Wow...
@lancecurry75386 жыл бұрын
*DEMOMAN:* Gonna KEEL yeh and I'll KEEP killin' yeh and I'll ne'er... 'cause ye're gonna be dead, and then I'mma na kill yeh...
@alp91734 жыл бұрын
@@lancecurry7538 KEEL
@definitelynotjames4 жыл бұрын
100% me
@dorito_mauller3 жыл бұрын
It will keel.
@Daemvu6 жыл бұрын
He is speaking the language of the gods.
@Neo2266.5 жыл бұрын
It’s called Scottish
@jdmfanboy62344 жыл бұрын
He’s speaking alien language
@nichsa89844 жыл бұрын
@@Neo2266. cylops
@flashingdragons194 жыл бұрын
Neo2266 it’s called a joke
@adamik89484 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Youhadabadday20214 жыл бұрын
0:16 Here I think he's actually saying "If any of you think you're better than me, then you got another thing coming."
@k9sportscentre1123 жыл бұрын
0:00 "You'd better get your asses ass on the grass, man, punk. You heaven heathen" 0:08 just gibberish with "aight" 0:12 "Oh, te- geh uh, I love you man, {n word} hoe" 0:16 is all correct 0:22 "Oh I zero tea BOTH of yawn, get out, bottle chicken" 0:28 whale sound "teh says I'm just a one eyed bloodeh monster! You gotta tell them everything you can." 0:36 whale sound again "teh says -- you gotta tell 'em anything ye can" 0:41 "I don't sega eh- bruh eh- delta" 0:46 is correct 0:53 "I do really wanna know what your-" burp WHALE SOUND "telling me whats gonna come" DID SOMEBODY SPOIL ENDGAME FOR DEMOMAN 1:00 what is written is correct on video. 1:06 is correct too. 1:17 "I'm down gonna- take down to the pain train station in pain town"
@nataliab93173 жыл бұрын
No, he's saying "banana thing"
@newtybot2 жыл бұрын
Another think coming*
@supersherito64242 жыл бұрын
@@nataliab9317 same with me when i still couldn't understand what he was saying i heard banana thing
@Chimpin_ Жыл бұрын
@@newtybot yeah i think that is what he said
@TheDoomMaster5 жыл бұрын
0:12 My favorite line.
@chonkytheduck15483 жыл бұрын
Ik he loves you man (idk what the fuck I am saying my brain died a few seconds ago so :P)
@LostDarkWanderer7 жыл бұрын
1:17 My Favorite Gibberish Voiceline
@CertainlyCaro5 жыл бұрын
*P A I N T R A I N*
@Nikkkidoggy4 жыл бұрын
Train town
@patrylec15104 жыл бұрын
Train town, I want to fucking live there 100%
@mareoio41414 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@sal5914 жыл бұрын
I thought it said play town not train town
@MikuLoverHachune5 жыл бұрын
0:08 my favorite one as its the most hilariously sounding one and the most uncomprehensible
@Thehudats4 жыл бұрын
Same
@McFlakies3 жыл бұрын
0:18 is mine
@mrpopcap61133 жыл бұрын
0:56 burp 0:37 crying
@nahomgirma50953 жыл бұрын
0:45 best line in entertainment history. I mean, it's flat out motion picture levels of good!
@eyes52044 жыл бұрын
0:16 "any of you who think you're better than me, you're too banana thing" -Demolition Man from team defence fort twice
@KaiokenBlueGT3 жыл бұрын
"Any of you who think you're better than me, you've got another thing co-..."
@tatsu0_shinada3 жыл бұрын
sounds like a shitty mobile game ripoff of tf2
@nataliab93173 жыл бұрын
"You'rea banana thing-e"
@drippylad39733 жыл бұрын
No it's alabama ping
@C-OCEAN3 жыл бұрын
1:01 "its on! its on like- *snore* eh? wha?" -demomen gaming from the team fort of the 2nd
@mrdarkness96434 жыл бұрын
0:54 my favorite line
@user-kp7or6fs1c2 жыл бұрын
Did you burp
@Halberds81228 ай бұрын
Very sad 😔
@Nintokis13 жыл бұрын
I think the gun show line is my favorite thing in TF2, if only because it makes less sense if you try to think about it. I also find it hilarious to just imagine the demoman at a ticket booth, insisting to use the ticket that isn't his, despite the tickets not being bound to people.
@derekstryder2281 Жыл бұрын
12 years late so I'm not entirely sure if this was true *then* , but RED Demoman and BLU Soldier became friends over a gunshow in an official TF2 comic.
@Nintokis Жыл бұрын
@@derekstryder2281 The line still lives rent-free in my brain, well over a decade later, and still makes me laugh despite the context. I also REALLY wish they finished the standalone comic series.
@davidsmhАй бұрын
@@NintokisBoy have I got news for you
@totallynotabot858016 күн бұрын
@@NintokisI have great news!
@amtrakpepsiproduct1605 Жыл бұрын
When your happy, you enjoy the music. When you're sad, you understand the lyrics. 😔
@sculpgl916211 ай бұрын
Dude you are genius
@ro22026 жыл бұрын
0:16 most demoman memes
@inr97513 жыл бұрын
0:28
@kingdom-dude3 жыл бұрын
Demoman, a mercenary from Scotland who is always drunk in general because of some bad and sad experiences he must’ve had back in his home country, and is still able to keep his focus on the enemies in combat and still get kills for his team. Now there’s something you wouldn’t see in a real combat
@uberd33232 жыл бұрын
Demo’s fine. Getting drunk, working 30+ jobs and blowing stuff up is literally just what scottish people do in the TF2 universe. Canonically, Outside of the battlefield, he’s a 20-something multimillionaire that lives a happy life in a mansion with his mom and his haunted sword; his only traumas come from Merasmus having to pluck one of his eyes out.
@eranodelpum97522 жыл бұрын
@@uberd3323 he blow up his parents...
@twin_towers_destroyer2 жыл бұрын
He’s drunk because having one eye isn’t a problem when you’re seeing double at all times.
@boraberkil70382 жыл бұрын
@@twin_towers_destroyer most creative joke lmao
@neobvezen Жыл бұрын
@@uberd3323 but he blew up his parents, that is another traumatic experience he had
@epicscout2658 Жыл бұрын
1:07 This was the only drunk quote where he spoke normally.
@evangeliaiscoolscrewu4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the first quote is something similar to “your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it”
@spriteguzzler603 жыл бұрын
i always hear: "your ass is ass and i'm the grass man, punk"
@santiaguo213 жыл бұрын
I kinda hear "your ass is grass and im the grassman, punk"
@tafua_a2 жыл бұрын
I think he wanted to say "Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it", but he forgot how the saying goes and tried to improvise.
@KaptainKommissar6 жыл бұрын
I gotta hand it to him: Gary Schwartz did a great job voice acting this character.
@CockroachTheFoul9 жыл бұрын
0:38 with closed captions: *_"Booty girl."_*
@IlPizzaGuy4 жыл бұрын
Cockroach not anymore :\
@OutlawedPoet4 жыл бұрын
"brought in Monster Eagle Silver City"
@mrdarkness96434 жыл бұрын
I think he said here we come
@Pangloss64134 жыл бұрын
fuckin scp red 3199 pfp?
@silvergaming39533 жыл бұрын
@@OutlawedPoet Silver what?
@lonecolamarine5 жыл бұрын
0:58 “ANY one of you... Dammit...”
@zeal9442 Жыл бұрын
0:46 When you try to sound threatening, but your train of thought derails...
@norton.r.m6 жыл бұрын
Heres from TF2 Wikia: And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen..
@darnit194410 жыл бұрын
He sounds like heavy. (Don't tell me heavy have the same voice actor, i already know)
@adamkampen8 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the voice actor was aproched by the tf2 team saying " we'll pay you to get drunk and then try to say these drunk demo man lines. Probably not, but that's what I like to think
@darnit19444 жыл бұрын
@bob jones Hello, im still alive and somehow cringed by this comment.
@matiasnavarro69154 жыл бұрын
@@darnit1944 why
@veryfinepeanut36964 жыл бұрын
Gary Schwartz got drunk(gone wrong)
@darnit19444 жыл бұрын
Ok fine. I was cringed because this is the prepubescent me trying to be funny by writing this. Looking back, this sounds cringey.
@thefluffyoctopus55436 жыл бұрын
0:04 He's saying Heathen
@mareoio41414 жыл бұрын
*ass Man*
@krillbilly14353 жыл бұрын
Here's my interpretation: 0:00 You'd better glue your ass's ass and I'm the grass man, punk, you hellbent heathen... 0:08 I don't really wanna know where you are, alright? [burp] 0:12 I want to tell you I love ya, man, bring it here... 0:16 Any of you who think you're better than me, you're gonna have another thing... 0:22 Oh, I had a lot of both of ya on your... get a bucket of chicken... 0:28 Everybody said "Just a one-eyed bloody monster," ya cannot... telling me it's gonna come... 0:36 Everybody said-ya cannot... telling me it's gonna come... 0:41 I don't think so... and then I'll... can't... say oh no... 0:46 Gonna kill you and I'll keep killing you and I'll never... 'cause you will be dead and then I don't gotta kill you.. 0:53 I don't really wanna know where you are-[burp]-Everybody-telling me it's gonna come... 1:00 It's on! It's on like... [snore] ...eh? Wha? 1:06 Just bought to tickets to the gun show, and I'm not giving em to ya, I'm going with your tickets! Hahahahaha... [snore] ...wha? 1:17 And I'm... that's gonna take you down to the pain train station in train town...
@mellecorbiere30735 жыл бұрын
0:28 everybody=eeuuuueeeeeh
@bloons274 жыл бұрын
You gotta tell em anything you can = god damn it :'(
@magolorsuggests72333 жыл бұрын
Everybody= UwU
@ExtremelyGullibleMeme3 жыл бұрын
Fucki
@Assthunder983 жыл бұрын
@@magolorsuggests7233 No. It sounds nothing like that dumb furry word
@thatweirdalex89496 жыл бұрын
1:01 i think its "its on! Its on lad!"
@Corwart6 жыл бұрын
ThatWeirdAlex no its supposed to be "Its on! Its on like donkey kong!"
@probablyvinegar5 жыл бұрын
- cflyerinator - ^^
@Yanmotion9 жыл бұрын
0:12 I'm DYING I love you man (giggling)
@wheelchairgamingoffical5 жыл бұрын
0:29 is the funniest thing he says
@reubentherblazer97563 жыл бұрын
1:17 This is the cutest and funniest one 🤣
@gabethedog97106 жыл бұрын
0:54 Remind you of anything?
@justink45346 жыл бұрын
Yes, doctor who...
@Maepl_syrup5 жыл бұрын
Tickets to the gun show
@the_real_drwhoroblox19355 жыл бұрын
@Justin / k Are you sure about that?!?
@sakam0t0714 жыл бұрын
Gabe The Dog YOU SUCK
@JagiUGG4 жыл бұрын
@@sakam0t071 what the fuck XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@galegopaulista45644 жыл бұрын
While I do find these lines (and the scotman's stagger) funny, I can't help but feel bad for demo. Many people try to drink away their problems, cause they can't handle it, and end up losing everything they had in theur life, like family and friends (just to make it clear, though, I do know his backstory, and I know it isn't that tragic)
@victoriaasenjo5249 ай бұрын
Bro he was abandoned by his birth parents and accidentally killed his adoptive parents at six years old, and that's not even getting into how he lost his eye.
@Morningstar919397 жыл бұрын
0:17- me when I almost lose a VS match in a video game.
@duduzingameplayscookiesedi88262 жыл бұрын
0:46 me when im fighting a pro player in smash bros
@beenz98573 жыл бұрын
“Everybody always says I’m just a one-eyed bloodeh monster!” Because of that and how he said it I feel bad for him. He probably gets bullied a lot by his team.
@thereligion41693 жыл бұрын
1 minute and 30 seconds of TF2 voice lines of one character are superior to the 20+ hours of voice lines of Overwatch's entire cast.
@som3randomguy9934 жыл бұрын
0:21 I think he said "you got another thing"
@GlitchyHunter6 жыл бұрын
0:29 solid snake in a nutshell
@dorukayhanwastaken6 жыл бұрын
1:19 So Demoman is a tryhard?
@MarceMarcus Жыл бұрын
No, he gonna take you to the pain train station in Traintown.
@ShockInazuma Жыл бұрын
@@MarceMarcus What a nice guy!
@mr.mostwanted63895 жыл бұрын
Everytime when he says Everybody i find it funny XD
@kyo45105 жыл бұрын
To better understand him : put it on 2x speed To feel drunk yourself : put it on 0.5x
@Core_Of_The_Void4 жыл бұрын
2x speed: He is rapping 0.5 speed: Drunken Madlad 0.25 Speed: EEEXXXTTTRRRAAA DDDRRRUUUNNNKKK!!!!!!!!!
@Gasmaskmax3 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna ????? take down to the pain train station in train town..." The language of gods
@hyperbot79014 жыл бұрын
Imagine how valve asked the guy who voiced demoman to be drunk
@Ee094 Жыл бұрын
When your happy you listen to the music, when your sad you understand the lyrics
@innisTF23 жыл бұрын
Love it or hate it, he's spitting straight facts here
@jimmy68394 жыл бұрын
0:08 he sounds like he is saying medic
@Bacxaber7 жыл бұрын
It's "you've got another thing (coming)", not "putting out a thing."
@__0bliv1on__3 жыл бұрын
0:16 My favorite line, no question.
@404RBTCS2 жыл бұрын
I love how the most replayed part is where he says “:’(“
@hatandhoodie_4 жыл бұрын
0:16 I always pictured this as "If you think you're better than me, you've got another thing coming."
@spyrothelegendarypurpledra87865 жыл бұрын
I think the first quote is him trying to say, "Your ass is grass and im the lawn mower." But he instead said, "your ass is ass and im the grass man."
@wolfiezz90493 жыл бұрын
"Why are you speaking jibberish?" "Why are you speaking English"
@aslightlystablefootsoldier98389 ай бұрын
Something hilarious is that Demoman doesn’t drink because he’s depressed, he literally drinks for fun, to never drink water and because it’s his blessed nationality. In reality he’s the happiest man on earth working a large amount of jobs he likes and living in a mansion with his mother and his sword along with millions of money to spend. Another funny thing is in the rare instances he’s not drunk, he’s extremely intelligent and caring being almost the polar opposite of his drunk like self.
@ethanjakenarciso52594 жыл бұрын
1:11 That's From Demo Mesa
@vittosingson3 жыл бұрын
imagine if the voice actor actually got drunk for this 😳
@Stonex180 Жыл бұрын
That was actually the method they used for Rick from Rick and Morty’s voice actor whenever he was drunk. Justin literally got intoxicated while voicing an intoxicated character
@goofy-ahh101. Жыл бұрын
@@Stonex180 oof
@GigaJin37114 жыл бұрын
0:46 when I have anesthesia while playing Cod black ops
@zachboyd47493 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe he and heavy are voiced by the same guy.....
@OET244 жыл бұрын
teacher: listening isn't that hard the listening:
@goldengifts38304 жыл бұрын
I love how you replaced his cries with :’(
@giromasa11494 жыл бұрын
0:28 finniest sound I hear
@MacoroniVRАй бұрын
Gary absolutely NAILED on what a drunk man sounds like
@-EEE-2 жыл бұрын
He’s drunk because his one eye makes it hard to see so when he’s drunk he gets double vision
@reckyevanm2 жыл бұрын
0:28 is the best one. Change my mind
@BrassThunder9814 жыл бұрын
0:28 the best one
@Apex-Eyesoblue4 жыл бұрын
Demoman it's ok I'm here for you.😁
@gabr1elawesome4 жыл бұрын
He sounds so sad in some of these, poor demoman
@Autism2882 жыл бұрын
":'( Everybody always says im a bloodeh one-eyed Monster You gotta tell em anything you can" :(
@schizomani4c5 жыл бұрын
At 0:03 I love how demo says punk its amazing XD
@zencalibur27774 жыл бұрын
0:27 hi herbert cat meme, this is the scream from that
@falahfalah9482 жыл бұрын
This is the most sane person in the team when he is sober btw
@redactedgamersgd17885 жыл бұрын
0:54 Me after drank a scrumpy
@itzbeendakavgaming56324 жыл бұрын
Aye, me bottle o' Scrumpy!
@user-lt6kr4lw7pКүн бұрын
Aye, me bottle o' Scrumpey!
@K1ngSc0ut245 жыл бұрын
Demo, put down the beer and we can talk about this. Don't use the sword. Put the sword away! Demo! Demo, no--
@ps4noob505 жыл бұрын
When you see a enemy demo doing the drunken emote walking to your intelligence
@benbot07335 жыл бұрын
This is me trying to talk to my parents
@louiskeiflin58585 жыл бұрын
0:28 My favourite quote! XD
@Core_Of_The_Void4 жыл бұрын
When Demoman is depressed he Contemplates the fact he is a black Scottish cyclops, and then he Cries. If he gets really depressed, he hangs himself.
@diugki6 жыл бұрын
0:27 mi favorita. :'(
@joebobsonofbillyjoebob96183 жыл бұрын
0:36 in slo-mo
@clairen83352 жыл бұрын
Laughed ALL summer at this😅🤣🤣🤣... Drunk and mad then all of a sudden he's crying😆😅🤣😂 It's exactly like a real drunk person can sound like Just so funny😁😆😅
@lukedoesntupload4 ай бұрын
0:41 is my favorite drunken rambling
@luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175 Жыл бұрын
I love it when Demo just takes a quick mimimi in the middle of a sentence then forgets what just happened.
@av.makoraph4 жыл бұрын
0:22 why do i keep laughing at this line
@Soze-zw1uy5 жыл бұрын
0:28 I came for this
@Soze-zw1uy5 жыл бұрын
Just the "auuueghh"
@commitfelonyfeline2 жыл бұрын
at the end of the first one he says "heave- heathen!"
@johnf.kennedy29353 жыл бұрын
Everybody else when really tired: *body desires to sleep or rest* Babies:
@BriefCasey79511 жыл бұрын
They probably had to cut it off to prevent copyright issues with Nintendo. XD
@Zillexiaor7 жыл бұрын
0:46 is pretty much an extract from a voice chat with my friends when I MGE with them at 2 A.M (Happens often)
@itzbeendakavgaming56324 жыл бұрын
Me right before I get sniped trying to chase down a heavy.
@kaitheguy55292 жыл бұрын
main reason why i love demoman:
@arjyabirhazra11353 жыл бұрын
He is so drunk, that when he sees in doubles, it gives him better depth perception than two whole eyes could ever have.
@PhoeniXDD_4 жыл бұрын
0:28 is too sad for demo
@chucklenuts27022 жыл бұрын
Kids when they get in trouble : *gibberish*
@leonardovaldivia52003 жыл бұрын
0:12 He says: "I got to tell you I love ya man, you know?"
@TeamSilvertail7 жыл бұрын
I like how some of the voice lines are edited versions of other voice lines.
@Fullerton_Railfan7706 Жыл бұрын
1:23 train town? Can you tell me where it is demoman I would like to go there next