Destiny 2 - Funny Dialogue 1

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A video featuring funny dialogue from Destiny 2! This video mainly features ambient and idle dialogue from the vendors at each of the locations, as well as some lines from the radios interspersed throughout the game!
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The first track in the video is The Wilds from the vanilla soundtrack while the second one is an Io ambient music that, as far as I know, has never been officially released. I just stood around on Io with my sound effects and dialogue turned down until it played.

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@ebonslayer3321 4 жыл бұрын

"Rocket launchers are not toys." Not with that attitude.

@cianbarry9207 4 жыл бұрын

Its like he's never tried rocket jumping before

@benrod-1321 4 жыл бұрын

If you believe hard enough they're a fun stress reliever

@TheAsylumCat 4 жыл бұрын

Some people just don't appreciate the artistic value of lmg paintings

@benrod-1321 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAsylumCat unless they say "send nudes" then I lose interest

@xandershoemaker4926 4 жыл бұрын

benrod 1321 both in the sense of removing stress and removing the cause of stress.

@unknownstardust_ 4 жыл бұрын

I almost died when I heard that the Vex were listening to rock music. I love this game so much more.

@aaronrivera8992 4 жыл бұрын

You think the terminators like dub step or techno?

@exacron3854 4 жыл бұрын

I thought they would like metal more

@IncoherentCowboyJ 4 жыл бұрын

@@exacron3854 power metal

@arsenalxa4421 4 жыл бұрын

I've got this mental image of a Vex Offensive being powered by hair metal.

@godofwar941 4 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine the Vex viciously headbanging to "Headstrong" xD

@BadKarma444 4 жыл бұрын

3:29 Ada: Dont jump on those cases *[IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO THE CASES]*

@chairmeme6231 4 жыл бұрын

A real hunter thing to do

@Maverick-1667 4 жыл бұрын

Ok BET!

@brittondallape5662 4 жыл бұрын

She had reprimanded me with a izanagies too many time

@Darkness-uf2hr 4 жыл бұрын

Funny how Ada doesn’t insult warlocks 🤔

@afterschoolproductions5132 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm not that heavy"

@TheMan36027 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't even think about jumping on our display cases, Hunter!" *turns around with intent*

@grimprime0158 4 жыл бұрын

*jumping intensifies

@UmbralWaffle 3 жыл бұрын

I *only* jump on the cases when she says that!

@equinoxruinouseffigy7856 3 жыл бұрын

With CATASTROPHIC intent

@ashinysquirtle9922 2 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to jump on display case 😂

@johnkreisman4991 4 жыл бұрын

“In it’s dying breath the Traveler created Ghost” “To open doors”

@SpadeOfNades 4 жыл бұрын

Even Eris is aware about how we use our ghosts.

@DXAshram 4 жыл бұрын

A very missable dialogue from the first Destiny! It was a rare dialogue in the Omnigul strike when you had to use Ghost to open the first door.

@anperson8373 4 жыл бұрын

Car facts.

@AugustusBohn0 3 жыл бұрын

@@DXAshram for a while there, my strike playlist experience was mostly this one strike, back to back.

@thefiresworddragon927 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Ghost just loves his job. I mean, he can retire if we get some Dark Angels Deathwing Terminators in here, they punch doors into tiny pieces.

@BlueDragonMusicPromotions 4 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with you? relax.....relax MORE...... I SAID RELAX!

@underwhelmingusername4947 4 жыл бұрын

*WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CONCENTRATE WHEN I AM YELLING?! RELAX!!!!*

@VQuangBachCCx 4 жыл бұрын

YOU SHOULD HAVE COUNTED THE GERNADES YOU THROWN

@lkotro21 4 жыл бұрын

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T RELAX WHEN I'M YELLING! *RELAX!!!*

@Kojack150 4 жыл бұрын

And I never knew drifter had such hate for Shaxx lmao

@youwillneverknowmyname4180 4 жыл бұрын

1:04 and 5:54

@TheLegend1800 4 жыл бұрын

You missed my favorite Failsafe line: "Yes... Yes... No... No, Cayde, I don't think it's possible to 'Vex time-travel and kill Ghaul last week.'"

@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't those cloaks get heavy?" *looks at sloane's 100 pound armor* HMMMMM

@thefiresworddragon927 3 жыл бұрын

Titan can carry weight. Hunters are stick figures.

@averagecheesefan1232 2 жыл бұрын

@@thefiresworddragon927 all the classes are stick figures

@thefiresworddragon927 2 жыл бұрын

@@averagecheesefan1232 Except us Titans who literally wear two thousands tons of tungsten armour. We legit do not give a fuck about "carry limitations".

@averagecheesefan1232 2 жыл бұрын

@@thefiresworddragon927 and us hunters will wear light weight armor because we care about our spines

@thefiresworddragon927 2 жыл бұрын

@@averagecheesefan1232 Yeah, our spines are fucking solid. We're the guys who literally fall 200 feet and take only grazing damage, at worst. Our spines are just build different. Your legs are built different, I'll say that.

@Maverick-1667 4 жыл бұрын

“Rocket launchers are not toys” Literally any hunter “Bullsh*t!”

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

Echo Main As anyone, or Vault of Glass raid: *nervous sweating* Edit: I'm… honestly surprised not a single person has liked my comment. Does anyone remember about the whole Gjarlhorn raid group things?

@seven290 4 жыл бұрын

Hunters? I'm a titan!

@jasnammansa8565 4 жыл бұрын

*everyone

@Expyrial 4 жыл бұрын

Since when are they not toys?

@justsomedude1593 4 жыл бұрын

As a hunter main I can say that anything is a toy

@H240909 4 жыл бұрын

You’re my favorite too Cayde! You’ll always be my favorite!😭

@user-qu3jt2ql1v 4 жыл бұрын

H240909 and INCLUDING the no refunds part of him?

@keychi7742 4 жыл бұрын

You know I was looking for that dialogue until now I finally found it

@user-qu3jt2ql1v 4 жыл бұрын

Key Chi 4:20 That’s probably my favorite.

@justaguywithnolikes3856 4 жыл бұрын

Shhhh it's okay im with you

@sopcannon 4 жыл бұрын

He ain't dead, he is RASPUTIN.

@joepete7966 4 жыл бұрын

"They gave you guys flares? I thought we weren't allowed to have flares after I... had nothing to do with why we can't have flares." (Chance Cayde line in Zahn strike)

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

"Careful Titan. I don't need your broad shoulders knocking our wares around." Ouch, titans are the butt of the jokes in Destiny. Damn you children! How dare you abuse the Titan Striker subclass in rumble games with no minimap!

@jacobodom8401 4 жыл бұрын

sounds more like a compliment than an insult

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Odom Dude, those games are stupid. ALL YOU HEAR is shoulder charges and Fist of Havocs in those games. It's so dumb!

@hotlinechernobyl5157 4 жыл бұрын

That's going full-Titan, you never go full-Titan. (Top tree striker main, kinda hypocritical)

@Ripjaw5 4 жыл бұрын

Go eat some more crayons, titan main

@hotlinechernobyl5157 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ripjaw5 my favourites are the brown ones

@coreywilson3493 4 жыл бұрын

Devrim Kay: "I've seen many strange things on walls over the years. You guardians account for much of that. Rocket launchers are not toys." 😂😂😂

@ablone 4 жыл бұрын

When you're an unkillable being you gotta have some fun with rocket launchers

@trickytreyperfected1482 4 жыл бұрын

So what is the joke there? Guardian blood?

@TrigunnerX3 4 жыл бұрын

Titan: He he. Rocket gun go *BOOM!*

@dark3437 3 жыл бұрын

@@trickytreyperfected1482 using gjallarhorn in patrol

@Zekrom249 4 жыл бұрын

This makes me want to take a random vex and disarm it only to ask what it's favorite song is.

@thefiresworddragon927 3 жыл бұрын

You go do that. Just fill us in on all the juicy details later.

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

"Slain any, umm, Gods lately?" Lady, this is Destiny! In Destiny, we kill gods for sport! Up to Forsaken, we have killed at least 4 gods. Not sure about Shadowkeep, but if there is one there, then it is 5.

@zrtl8774 4 жыл бұрын

We kill god's for breakfast, smaller units for snacks, destroy weapons and warships for lunch, slay other guardians for dinner, and for dessert? We kill....... OURSELVES FROM REALLY HIGH LEDGES AND FALLING OFF THE MAPS!!!

@thelonecourier3439 4 жыл бұрын

We kill gods and start breakdancing!

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

ZRTL *claps in approval*

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

The lone Courier Lol, so true. A bit ancient, but the same thing happens in Wizard101. The victory animation is a dance. Even if you are next to death.

@grimprime0158 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah the only ones who match us are the architects

@Kojack150 4 жыл бұрын

3:54 well, the titans are brainless.... hunters are reckless..... warlocks are smartasses Cayde did train me well so....

@ibrahimmoinhaque569 4 жыл бұрын

Recklessness is the new carefulness

@chkn_soup143 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh everyone just has it out for Titans I guess 😂

@harrowpanda5517 4 жыл бұрын

Asher: *claims to be the most qualified about the vex* Osiris: *Thats where your wrong kiddo*

@jakejohnson718 4 жыл бұрын

1:48 CAYDE LIVES, IN THE FORM OF RADIO VOICE LINES

@thegreyeyedcat9142 4 жыл бұрын

And in strike matches

@Clementinewoofwoof 4 жыл бұрын

Jake Johnson where is this?!

@jalunbaird3560 4 жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with you relax relax more I SAID RELAX 🤣😂🤣 yell that at someone when their stressed out

@taniksholdinganarchy4081 4 жыл бұрын

Vex find doom music Everything: I'm in danger

@thefiresworddragon927 3 жыл бұрын

XD!

@lura8040 4 жыл бұрын

"A fellow hunter, nice. We don't always get the appreciation we deserve, do we?" that hits hard as a hunter main damn

@Wolfbeast-gu8nk 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Babies in public: 0:18

@kyoza5069 4 жыл бұрын

You mean babies on public transport?

@trickytreyperfected1482 4 жыл бұрын

@@kyoza5069 same difference.

@sylokthedefiled2691 4 жыл бұрын

You can't beat Omnigul screech

@BearerOfDreams 4 жыл бұрын

Kyoza you mean babies on airlines?

@thefiresworddragon927 3 жыл бұрын

@@sylokthedefiled2691 **Shot fired**

@Rat-King 4 жыл бұрын

3:33 I got that audio as I was trying to jump up onto the screen above Ada-1

@IvyDoesShenanigans 4 жыл бұрын

I got it while jumping on the cases... and the boxes... and the ring above her

@desertttted 4 жыл бұрын

0:00 Failsafe is so good at singing

@xdsmile5359 3 жыл бұрын

Sounded like she went to high

@BadhonPinak 4 жыл бұрын

Failsafe: All alone ...... Ugh ...... Humans. Me: We know Failsafe .... we konw.

@bluebeetle9044 3 жыл бұрын

“Don’t even think about jumping on the display cases.” T U R N S T O W A R D C A S E S

@insertsomethingfuni2617 3 жыл бұрын

Cayce ordering a poncho broke my heart.

@mulliganlounge6912 4 жыл бұрын

So rocket launchers aren’t toys?! My life is a lie!

@mcordery1857 4 жыл бұрын

Rasputin predicted you would return. JUST KIDDING

@hamburgerdog25 4 жыл бұрын

6:06 can you fucking imagine being on the battlefield and hearing classic rock blasting as you're fighting the vex _"whats that sound?"_ "oooohhh, half way there..." *_*minotaur comes out of nowhere*_* *_"WOOOAHHH-OH, LIVING ON A PRAYER!"_*

@Spuffiy 4 жыл бұрын

1:08 when someone who claims to be a therapist tries to help you

@Charelsten452 4 жыл бұрын

4:56 This would turn into a running gag in the Destiny universe

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and Titans sometimes shoulder things. Especially the children Titans! And sometimes we throw hammers. Sometimes we throw grenades like a soldier does. Sometimes we lift. Sometimes we stand around doing nothing. Or sit. Sometimes we dance. Pretty much your average Titan, really. Me, I just throw around a fire hammer that splits into other fire hammers. Edit: Oh, and yes, I do punch things, but that's actually mostly because I ran out of ammo and reloading isn't a good idea at the time. Panic punches. Mostly in Crucible.

@goldenmine1494 4 жыл бұрын

You praise the sun

@keulron2290 4 жыл бұрын

I prefer my sword and shotgun. And maybe a shield. Maybe.

@thefiresworddragon927 3 жыл бұрын

@@goldenmine1494 Wow, thank you.

@goldenmine1494 3 жыл бұрын

@@thefiresworddragon927 I play hunter more now but I still praise the sun and then It give gun Edit: spelling

@thewalker9013 3 жыл бұрын

I punched. But I stab now.

@adarshkamoda9183 4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me but who in the Oblivion thinks Failsafe's "opera" was anything other than horrific torment converted into sound waves? Wait, let me rephrase that: who was Failsafe screeching that opera for? Why was Asher more annoyed than scared and confused? I have several questions, no, severe confusion, on what in the world 0:18 was.

@NotoriousTitan 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it's common knowledge amongst most characters that Failsafe just fucking hates existing at this point - they probably deal with her basically being the equivalent of an angsty teen Twitter page fairly often lol

@mariohernandez6905 3 жыл бұрын

@@NotoriousTitan I don’t think she hates existing, I think she just hates being stuck in the same place with no one to talk to.

@floatingnecc4842 4 жыл бұрын

That "no refunds" thing Cayde says is hilarious

@xdsmile5359 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was best funder

@mahmouddjellali2774 4 ай бұрын

basically bungie

@skolaskellofkells4301 3 жыл бұрын

You know it's a problem when Drifter is angrier at Shaxx yelling than reality being torn apart by a spicy wish-bone

@serialdreamer1162 4 жыл бұрын

Y'know, thats the third quote ive heard of destiny characters questioning pineapples. For some reason they just dont get them. Flabbergasted by them.

@AymenDZA 4 жыл бұрын

The most recent one is from the second lore book from then Interference mission.

@blitzgaming650 3 жыл бұрын

Ada: “don’t even think about jumping on the display casings hunter” Hunter: I have an idea

@Subjugator_Prime 4 жыл бұрын

3:49 *Bakengangsta has joined the chat*

@bautistacicinelli4527 3 жыл бұрын

Baken other account name is called Shin Malphur

@ibrahimmoinhaque569 4 жыл бұрын

Inspirational quotes 1."Juice box" 2."what do you mean you can't relax when I am yelling " 3." *...relax..relax more*"

@daydaythejester 4 жыл бұрын

Sadly I started playing D2 right when Forsaken came out so I never gotten to experience doing bounties for Cayde

@DragonKnight90001 4 жыл бұрын

This is ....i never heard that before?! The beginning part with failsafe and asher .....IKORA! whats this about a book cl- Ghost: guardian down

@shido6806 4 жыл бұрын

Failsafe is so good at singing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

@duskbringer4583 4 жыл бұрын

2:17 ...Hah... I wonder what went wrong with the book club.

@buterassassin1952 4 жыл бұрын

Might’ve been cayde not reading and or shaxx kept incinerating books after he mesmerized them

@Ona_Chi 3 жыл бұрын

@@buterassassin1952 while keeping the helmet on?

@bibblebeeb 3 жыл бұрын

1:41 is one of many reasons that I’m an Eris simp

@AymenDZA 4 жыл бұрын

Eva's Warlock "Compliment" is etched in my mind from the countless times she keeps saying that to me in events.

@balazs4427 4 жыл бұрын

Omnigul wants her scream back

@GMdelsXT9 4 жыл бұрын

Now I cant unhear Todd Haberkorn playing as the Drifter. Dammit Todd. XD

@Stinkuh69 3 жыл бұрын

"You're gonna love this thing! Never regret it." "No refunds"

@Techhunter_Talon 3 жыл бұрын

4:00 Other times, they literally launch themselves like missiles into their enemies. (BEST. SUPER. EVER!)

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

When you don't understand a single word she is saying, Sloan saying "Stay loose, stay loose, stay loose" is funny. You have ABSOLUTELY no idea what she is saying.

@notoffensivenpc8400 4 жыл бұрын

3:47 i mean... he is right. his arm is vex and it does influence his brain i think. so he really is the only one who can question and maybe understand the vex

@Luminositii 3 жыл бұрын

The Ana Bray one about Warlocks reminds me of the Postmaster. "Package for the Warlocks, 'Stop floating', bad package."

@crasterlongshanks4284 4 күн бұрын

"You're my favorite" hits differently now

@theentireuniverse9436 4 жыл бұрын

IM PISSED THAT THIS DIDNT SHOW ASHER MIR SCREAMING AT YOU FOR DOING NOTHING

@plaguecoree 3 жыл бұрын

Cayde: Youre my favorite, shh! dont tell anybody! Me, after forsaken: (uncontrollable sobbing)

@iShxdow 3 жыл бұрын

"You’re gonna love this thing, never regret it! No refunds"😂

@hizpanicGam3r 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Ada warns you not to jump on the display cases and you just turn to them

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

6:04 Lol, probably listening to AC/DC or Rock 'N Roll All Night!

@DXAshram 4 жыл бұрын

Metal Gods, more like

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

DXAshram Never heard of 'em. Kiss and AC/DC are more famous. The latter is linked to America and Australia too, so, big fame there. Everyone has heard of at least one AC/DC song (if it isn't Thunderstruck), why not the Vex? Though if we learn that they are listening to Through The Fire And Flames, you better mop me off the floor later, cause I will be dead from laughter.

@DXAshram 4 жыл бұрын

@@thefiresworddragon927 My bad, I should have mentioned the band. Metal Gods is a track by Judas Priest.

@thefiresworddragon927 4 жыл бұрын

DXAshram Never heard of them. I'll look into them.

@lordabsoluteunit9759 4 жыл бұрын

"Juice box *grunt*."

@HeroAndReporter 4 жыл бұрын

Of all the shit I give D2, I will admit this. This is what Destiny 1 needed very badly. Everyone has their distinct personality and quirks, it’s actually fun to go around and speak with everyone at the Tower.

@OttoMannShrimpire 4 жыл бұрын

3:29 "Don't even think about jumping on the display cases, Hunter" * Looks at display cases * "> u >

@NoBody-qs7op 3 жыл бұрын

Shaxx yelling “RELAX” is a mood

@JosephAVI 3 жыл бұрын

“A power box for and underground security system. I guess it wasn’t enough to protect against the collapse. And the Fallen. And the Hive. And the Taken. And the Red Legion. But I bet it worked pretty well against bears.” One of my favorite lines.

@orpharax609 4 жыл бұрын

HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD ANY OF THESE, THEYRE AMAZINGGG

@netherlorde9912 4 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine kiwicumbers being brown furry cucumbers I regret having an imagination

@morghulis2257 4 жыл бұрын

"Arcite! Get me a haggins while i narrate this crucible match! ...No, those are rifle bullets. You know what? I'll do it myself."

@Loonfuzzy 4 жыл бұрын

I miss grabbing maps and stuff from Cayde

@Pugnut21 3 жыл бұрын

That last line from Cayde hits different now that we've heard it on the Glykon.

@elvenranger1833 3 жыл бұрын

I have had Saint 14 ask me as a hunter "where do you keep all your knives"

@jeffro719 3 жыл бұрын

TIL Sedia knew Zavala before he was rezzed. Great videos keep them up. Helps my lore studies too.

@silverscorpio24 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you see that grenade toss? He's a danger only to himself!"

@sleeplessgames1677 5 ай бұрын

“I am annoyed. And I am armed.” Me after dying for the fifth time & switching to my last resort weapon

@dradamov 3 жыл бұрын

2:11 Ada-1 has hots for swole boiz confirmed

@h_rmless 4 жыл бұрын

The last clip made me cry a little bit.

@olly2745 2 жыл бұрын

Cayde asking if the awoken had good loot is so funny to me 😭

@nopeispissed6072 4 жыл бұрын

"Even broken Vex gates are pretty interesting. This one is emitting radio waves. I can almost... okay. Somehow the Vex are listening to classic rock from the Golden Age. They're death robots with a good taste is music" best part ever.

@plastic6568 4 жыл бұрын

5:58 drifter helped kill cayde confirmed

@Zakrulan 4 жыл бұрын

Drifter directed the "One Horned Idiot" towards Shaxx cuz he is always screaming.

@plastic6568 4 жыл бұрын

@@Zakrulan i have humiliated myself and will now commit suicide

@justsomedude1593 4 жыл бұрын

@@plastic6568 dew it u wont ni balls

@imcpilotmichaelbell1185 3 жыл бұрын

To this day, I have yet to jump on the Black Armory’s display cases.

@MrAbdulaziz231 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine whene you and your fireteam enter a vex gate and find hundred or thousand of vexs listening to rock concerts simulation, it would be hilarious.

@cuauhtemocramirez710 4 жыл бұрын

Failsafe: I am proud to represent an all new opera written by me! And a one, and a two, and- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAAaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAAaaaAAaaaaaAAAAAAA-* Favorite line out of everything

@pressx4ent Жыл бұрын

Not Sloane complaining about the ocean and then befriending a leviathan

@LordFeIwinterrr 3 жыл бұрын

The name of the raid was here the entire time 😤

@GrimValkyr13 4 жыл бұрын

During the Christmas event, I always thought she said, "Slain any, uhm, bugs lately?" Which I thought was sorta wholesome....boy was I wrong 😂😅

@tr33mugger 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly love the 2700 timestamp at the beginning. Shows that some planets actually have longer days than others.

@trapper3198 4 жыл бұрын

I love Cayde man said “no refunds”

@xdsmile5359 3 жыл бұрын

Like a true vendor

@crispywhiskers 3 жыл бұрын

Dont even *think* about jumping on the display cases, *Hunter.* *immediately turns towards them

@treebugg 3 жыл бұрын

I wish cayde still alive D':

@deri3880 4 жыл бұрын

The deep stone crypt, huh? Foreshadowing 100

@popycorn3005 2 жыл бұрын

“Perfectly Normal Coin”

@lonecalzone6901 3 жыл бұрын

"Don't even THINK of jumping on the display cases, *hunter* ." *hunter looks over at the display cases before clip cuts*

@micheal4007 2 жыл бұрын

It may be exclusive to the nightfall version, but in the strike Exodus crash at the ends Zavala has a chance to mention the strike name, the name is Piccolo and he even had a plan B for if the team failed, called Operation Oboe.