Part 2 coming soon (I swear). Merch link if anyone cares > teespring.com/stores/th3jez

_“The only character in Destiny I’ve ever remotely cared about”_ *O H N O*

"rip exo stranger your story was abandoned too soon" * laughs in light beyond reveal *

" how dare you take credit for killing me that was my stupidity and my stupidity alone" XD

well played, this was hilarious

KZfaq the monetisation slayer, slayer of all monetisation

4:08 I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE

“Thorn in my side” “salt mines” Did Jez predict the thorn in the salt mines?

“What kind of firepower do you have that can kill Gary in one shot?” Celestial Nighthawk eyes glow

God tier Destiny content.

Th3 Jez Legendary shank slayer slayer of all shanks.

0:38..... Should I tell him the bad news orrrrrrrr.....

“What’s the difference between a signal, a Vex trap, and a failsafe?” “They’ve all had Cayde-6 inside of them.” *Hol’ up.*

Easily the best "In A Nutshell" video so far. I can't wait for part 2.

I appreciate the time it took to make this video. People may be upset it “took long” but they’ll get over it. You work hard dude and your content is amazing.

Titan Subclasses: Striker = Master Chief Sentinel = Captain America Hammer Of Sol? = Thor Hunter Subclasses: Gunslinger = McCree Arcstrider = Darth Maul Nightstalker = Hanzo Warlock Subclasses: Dawnblade = Why Did They Remove Sunsinger? Voidwalker = Sepiks Prime Stormcaller = Emperor Palpatine

So no one gonna talk about the triangles in the visions and now there's doritos on every planet?

If you have an extra sparrow you can give it to your new character instead of waiting till you beat the story again

*Monotone Complainy-Voice.* - I awake 4 hours earlier than I need to this morning, ultimately for no reason because I remember that I don't actually have to work today (but eff-me, right brain? Let's wake up anyways), and immediately realize that my life is going no where. Too tired to coherently play Overwatch and get victories, yet unable to feel fucked-enough to actually open Destiny 2 this morning, I do the next best thing. Open KZfaq and look to see if Myelin Games has uploaded anything new. - He has. Immediately I go to click on my notification for Myelin's video when all of a sudden another notification pops up, because indecision is the bane of my existence and KZfaq instinctively knows this. Lo-and-behold, it's The3 Jez and his notification contains the only 3 words that are keeping his inconsistent channel operating at this point, "In a Nutshell." Which, little-known-fact, is actually Latin for, "Sorry Myelin. First thing's first." Immediately I click Jez's video and strap myself in for the most thrilling un-thrilling ride of my week (if you ignore the fact that a week is only 7 days and Jez only uploads once every 7 months, that is). Fastforward 10-minutes and 26-seconds later, I've not been disappointed, having surrendered several hearty-chuckles and a legitimate laugh at the relate-ability of a mono-toned/complainy recap of a portion of Destiny 2's Campaign. Promptly declaring myself "Imiko the Like-Giver, Giver of all Likes," because originality is hard and I have no shame in shamelessly ripping off Jez's humorous creativity to supplement my own comments, I hit the Like button once again and remember why I'm still subscribed to this channel. Like a drunken frat-boy I proceed to take off my shirt and throw it across the room, promptly declaring to KZfaq, "If you demonetize this video, KZfaq, I will literally get drunk and fight you like it's an episode of Jersey Shore. I'm super seriously. Come at me bro. You don't even know." -- TL;DR. Can't wait for Part-2 in 18 months. Thanks The3 Jez

Well... Looks like the story of the Exo Stranger wasn't abandoned afterall

8:20 *Foreshadowing is getting real*

*Sees deflated purple ball* *Dives off tower*

OMG?! Jez uploaded a Nutshell Video! Gjallarhorn 20.0?! Third Hive Raid confirmed?!

Destiny 2 in a nutshell: Ghaul: I want the tra- Vanguard: *No* Ghaul: *war* Tower falls Everyone is seperated You regain your light Cayde-6 teleports You fight a hydra Cayde has a portal that he stole from some weird robots Retake the the city Ghaul dead

To think the “triangles” remark has relevance now

“Maybe if you spent less time being mysterious and more time giving us cold hard facts you would’ve stayed relevant” - How I feel about Destiny 2 in general really...

I saw the notification... Then I Jezzed

"Triangles and bird" How little did we know

Is was the life for everyone 3 years.... so long ago , it has so many fun memories and not a power grind when 300 light

LITERAL GOD-TIER THUMBNAIL

Th3 Jez the thing slayer, slayer of very specific things.

"...more time giving us cold hard facts..." Did Jez predict Stasis!?

4:48 the house is a face, i think you forgot this face

Maximum salt zero remorse: sounds like my D1 crucible career

"My guess is no one noticed this giant fleet of evil space ships because theres a giant orb hovering above the city blocking out the sky" -- *Th3 jez, titan slayer, slayer of all titans, 2017*

the irony of something thats "in a nutshell" having multiple parts

“Can you bless my turtles with your light o great orb” Gary 2017 XD

Im not a big Destiny player and destiny follower, but your channel is gold, and the thing a like the most, is your community, not hate in the comment, just other people that relate to your videos and add more. Its like another "Life in a nutshell" but in the comment section, I love that Thanks Th3JEz, for making me laugh, and thanks to the subscribers in the comment for making me laugh again!

BUDGET! RIP the purple ball

"Rumour is, they have never known defeat" They mean the red legion, not just all cabal.

triangles were here from the start!

"Awoken, because I like the complexion, and female, because smaller hitboxes, maximum PvP sweat, don't @ me" Holy shiiiiit what a great sentence. Hilarious nutshell video, mah dood.

"Welcome to am I far enough away from this explosion to survive experiment" *dies* "Results may shock you" I'm dying. xDD

2:50 wow jezz predicted Eramis

"I don't know why I have the urge to punch everything" You're playing Titan, it affects us all!

Holliday the shipping Shipthief

Could've been a video of you running around in patrol without stopping for 5 hours too lol

I love this, this is literally my mind set when i play. If I'm out of ammo, punch whatever i come across and hope i don't die

"Rip exo stranger, your story was abandoned too soon" I Have good news

Monatone complainy guy is back. Jez cabal slayer slayer of all cabal

'Thought this was the correct path until I saw the ledge' I made the same mistake. Plus the triangles were actually sold separately

4:40 I was dying for a whole 10 minutes!😂😂😂 You just earned your self a new sub for that amazing video

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST NUTSHELL!!! GREAT WORK JEZ!!

Guess whos back, back again!!! Its Th3Jez

LMFAO jez I love when you do these can't wait for part 2

This was hilarious from start to finish. Subbed for sure

That comment about Warlock’s being the actual master race was... Sadly true. It hurts my cloak-clad heart.

Trying to watch the baseball game on KZfaq TV, oh it's been demonetized for the word "balls"....sounds about right

Dude, first vid I've seen of yours, and there wasn't a minute I didn't laugh. Truly, you're hysterical. Can I have my pay now?

1:19 me complaining to my friends like

When jez uploads is when I leave class early

Hit so many important missteps that Bungie had. No dialogue for your character, no exo stranger, glitches like the bird, no sparrow till 20+finished story, etc. I still bought it, I still like it, but I wish they'd fix those things. Or at least give remarks about them. Say something at all. Also, no clue how you weren't leveled enough for those planets, I was usually a level or two above the minimum.

Havent laughed that much at a video in a long time, good job

“Twilight Gap, One week after the attack” I like it

This is literally the best Destiny 2 video that I've seen. I love the in a nutshell videos and while I understand that the writing, editing and content capture can take a very long time I'd love to see more of them. Perhaps you could cover other games and to speed up content releases perhaps movies, tv series seaons, etc. Similar to Angry Joe doing movie reviews except J3zzercized.

Th3Jez you beautiful monotone complainy guy. Your "In a Nutshell" videos have changed the way I view things. Everytime ANYTHING crosses my mind, I think, "What would Jez say?" And I imagine your voice in my head telling me what's what. Can't wait for Part 2! Keep up the good work!

6:03 - 6:06 I did a weekly heroic story playlist and I ran into the tripwires like three or four times today. That mission was "The Silent Fang".

I look back at this because it's the only thing that keeps me sane during quarantine and school.

Oh snap jez is back! Btw. You can transfer a sparrow from your higher lvl characters and it works. Just sayin

JEZ in nutshell. Plz don't demonetise

3:25 "Each sold separately" he's not wrong

I've always been an on and off player for years and every time i'm in an off phase, one of these gems always pops up and this was the one! Playing again right now! All the love bro!♥️

This was well worth the wait. Not to mention we're getting merch. Woowee oh boy gee golly!

you know it's a great video when you have to pause it or rewind parts because you were laughing too hard to hear the next joke.

Im so gald i just found your content because now i have so much fire content to binge ! Your hilarious bro 😂❤

5:19 "Up- upgrade point?" *cries in nostalga*

I laughed so hard at that Cayde-6 joke. XD

Two ads on this video. Get that ad rev boiiiiii

thank you for blessing you tube with this

Can use bless my turtles with your light got me dying laughing man good one.

Here's the entire plot: There is light Bad guy takes light You kill bad guy and get light back The End.

"I want that exotic and I want it immediately" has a different mean when u realize we get the ace of spades

i lost it al 'Gary I choose you' 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

This is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

When exotic engrams can drop from public events. Those were the upside to d2. Now they drop randomly and at time can take forever before you can get one to drop.

3 years later: what campaign?

Rofl Triangles and Bird each sold separately...Genius! Laughed through this whole thing.

I’m so happy I found this video, finding this channel in the process. Thanks dad!

DUDE I WAS DUKTORWHALEMEAT IN THE STREAM IM SO GLAD THAT YOU ADDED THE SPINNY ROCKS. sorry caps.

This is actually really funny

High tier content edit: its been so long since ive watched this it still makes me laugh

Your voice perfectly personifies my personality and mentality. I love it.

4:09 DUDE I DID THAT LMAOO

Sweeper Bot ... Firebolt or Nimbus 2000? Please confirm. I need to up my game.

finally monotone guy, you made my day, cant wait for part 2 :D

I havn't laughed in a long time... thank you for this video! :)

i miss these

JEZ YOUNG MAN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! Your subscribers and I are happy to see you, but DON'T YOU PULL THAT AGAIN. - sincerely a PC Destiny 2 Player and fan

Quite humorous OP. Very impressed!

Swear to god, the snowy path you fell down thinking it was the right path got me too