Devil Artemis Universe | Master Roshi Saga

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@DevilArtemis 3 жыл бұрын

IT WAS THE WAR CELL...

@kennycarsonlove34 3 жыл бұрын

Pls pin me

@kennycarsonlove34 3 жыл бұрын

I am big fan

@jahamenas9551 3 жыл бұрын

First and hello

@ajmulsharifi189 3 жыл бұрын

cell is sick

@mrfabron4246 3 жыл бұрын

Bro please play tekken in ur video

@mango_sheikh786 3 жыл бұрын

Cell: “Why do you people like this guy?” Because the most decorated veteran of the Coochie Wars deserves all the love.

@kschlatt 3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@JBHimm 3 жыл бұрын

I saw this at the exact time it was said my first time watching this vid lol

@rufusmugo 3 жыл бұрын

Because his videos are awesome

@tylermorgan5230 3 жыл бұрын

Dam right he better have heart than ego

@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын

Not disrespecting the vets, but Should coochie stains on clothes counts as being decorated?

@AbsolDoombringer 3 жыл бұрын

Roshi's line in the bank episode is the most intense line he's uttered

@Stylez_8 3 жыл бұрын

What about the campfire story

@AbsolDoombringer 3 жыл бұрын

@@Stylez_8 thats a whole story. But lines? Xiro couldnt even handle it

@breadleygrain365 Жыл бұрын

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@animeandchill98 Жыл бұрын

666 likes 👍🏾

@AbsolDoombringer Жыл бұрын

@Anime and Chill well it is the *Devil* Artemis Universe 🤘

@lonekirin905 3 жыл бұрын

Shallot: You can't pick up girls in the forest Black: You can if you have a shovel

@snowblade4298 3 жыл бұрын

No no. He has a point

@googadisbeotches9360 3 жыл бұрын

Can you dig it!!

@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын

Also if you have at least One Pokemon and a couple of Pokeballs before walking in the tall grass.

@bananimejazan1359 2 жыл бұрын

Fax

@lunarendaro5122 Жыл бұрын

that moment where even the crazy ass old man goes "yeah, this guy's fucking nuts"

@ClouddyyJay 3 жыл бұрын

And to this day, Roshi still hasn't found a way to go deeper "Im telling ya, THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER CELL!"

@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын

Since Cell has Piccolo's DNA, shouldnt he be able to stretch and go deeper anyway?

@bananimejazan1359 2 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about it

@zkonexpo9610 2 жыл бұрын

TO UNLEASH SPERM BEYOND A MORTAL'S MEAT I'M TELLING YA CELL THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER CEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

@zkonexpo9610 2 жыл бұрын

@@HeilRay I mean maybe? or maybe he just has some of the namekian abilities Just for our stomach I'm gonna go with option two

@supremexdgamer661 2 жыл бұрын

@@zkonexpo9610 and he still hasn't replied to u in 2 moths lmao

@themightyynfyrknohardeniii9272 3 жыл бұрын

"Well if she's freaking 19, she's legal Cell!" I'll never forget that🤣😂🤣

@onarollthough7380 2 жыл бұрын

Explains why he has always had a thing for 19

@scp-856 Жыл бұрын

19 and deadly

@AnonyBoiii 3 жыл бұрын

By far the best conversation starter: *“There I was, back to back with Jesus”*

@ravenfantasy5680 2 жыл бұрын

*Bible in one hand, Machine Gun on the other*

@sethporter9066 2 жыл бұрын

Ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce...

@PhotonDragon16 2 жыл бұрын

Ready to bless these unholy thots with our divine sause

@ihavenoclevername8300 Жыл бұрын

@@ravenfantasy5680 *ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce I was down to my last clip I yelled JESUS!!!! I NEED A MELEE WEAPON!!!” Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast*

@sethporter9066 10 ай бұрын

@@ihavenoclevername8300"But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yessir it went down in history as the Coochie Wars!"

@shyuchiha1286 3 жыл бұрын

These super cuts are like a blast from the past. "Never have i seen a Mexican throw a sandle so fuckin fast in my life"

@ShaneDouglas713 3 жыл бұрын

Kermit: "Cell, I think that's a corpse..." 🤔 Cell: "Shut up Kermit, I want to live..." 😠

@tanmaytiwari2003 3 жыл бұрын

Ok sure I'll pretend that I never saw it

@Danjor369 Жыл бұрын

💀

@ShaneDouglas713 3 жыл бұрын

Roshi: "You're both safe here, you have nothing to worry about..." *Vegeta's hand ✋ sticks out of sand*

@S3verusMyG 2 жыл бұрын

He’s just sleeping I think?

@ShaneDouglas713 2 жыл бұрын

@@S3verusMyG Yeah permanently

@CSGameGalaxy 3 жыл бұрын

I'm suprised "Cell Jr's Flying Lesson" wasnt included. Jr reacting to Roshis story was the best!

@pokefanjd5033 2 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing!

@Outcastgrunt098 2 жыл бұрын

Mabe their'll be a new Roshi saga someday with that episod.

@suminaoshinjo6545 3 жыл бұрын

"And there I was, Back to Back with Jesus"

@jethawk1172 3 жыл бұрын

“Machine gun in one hand, bible on the left”

@reshynx 3 жыл бұрын

@@jethawk1172 "Ready to bless these thots with our divine sauce."

@alexjohnmason7107 3 жыл бұрын

@@reshynx "i was onto my last clip so i yelled across the Oprhange JESUS"

@dylanduru1120 3 жыл бұрын

@@alexjohnmason7107 "i need a meele weapon"

@Jsipki265 3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanduru1120 “ I never seen a Mexican throw a sandal that fast”

@lightningpenguin8937 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized, Jesus might be hispanic in this universe.

@joshuapatino._.4075 3 жыл бұрын

Not might he is , have you not seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast?

@noenunez1769 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuapatino._.4075 On that note, is devilArtemis Mexican? I’m just curious

@joeym3962 3 жыл бұрын

Why would you feel like that?

@prestongiles9917 3 жыл бұрын

@@noenunez1769 He's Dominican, I believe he's said.

@noenunez1769 3 жыл бұрын

@@prestongiles9917 Ok thanks for clearing it up for me, as a Spanish speaker my self whenever he does his pikaJuan voice or says a joke connecting Spanish words like the “pendejo” joke in the ‘Kermit Noir’ video, I could hear the accent of a Spanish speaker saying English words and I was just curious if I was right or not.

@Xeranad 3 жыл бұрын

Took me a moment to realize that Roshi is still pointing the gun at Shallot even though he's currently in the hospital bed, staring at the ceiling (possibly asleep).

@phenomsrandoms6783 3 жыл бұрын

At 8:24 right after "thanks" my Internet froze so it looked like roshi "disconnected" from reality for a moment and was buffering! 😂😂😂

@DakuJTenshi 3 жыл бұрын

"The sound she made when my powerpull popped out of her mouth will never be the same" my fucking god roshi

@jimking1444 3 жыл бұрын

I never noticed roshi still had that piece on shallot even when he was laying in the hospital

@A-Microwave 3 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@Adon_ye 3 жыл бұрын

I’m dead

@jimking1444 3 жыл бұрын

@@Adon_ye so's shallot if he starts slippin

@HeilRay 3 жыл бұрын

When people think they can get the drop on a old war vet. Starting the Guage from Mister Rodgers to Full Grand Torino is only one bullet chamber away .

@matkoerdeli9999 3 жыл бұрын

Roshi: "Yes sir I remember it like it was yesterday". People watching this video: Oh S***, Here We Go again ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sethporter9066 2 жыл бұрын

There I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left, ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce... I was down to my last clip, so I yelled to Jesus across the orphanage. I said "JESUS! I NEED A MELEE WEAPON!!" Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fucking fast in my life... But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yessir, it went down in history as the Coochie Wars.

@finnanimecentral9362 3 жыл бұрын

Roshi: you got a good point now say it again but say it with your chest

@t.j.aarons889 Жыл бұрын

“What do you mean we can’t go to the strip club?” “Uhh covid-19!” “…well if she is fuckin 19, SHE’S LEGAL” The most master Roshi shit I have ever heard

@connorseidel7197 2 жыл бұрын

Also, the moment I see Haku at the bar I'm like...."Oh this is gonna be good!"

@razorsharkthedorkfishsharp5675 3 жыл бұрын

Cell: why do you guys like this guy? Us: we don’t just like him we f**king love him!

@sexysandwitch4797 2 жыл бұрын

Gay

@ObsidionshadowX 2 жыл бұрын

I remember sitting in a theater in GMod with my best friend Myles and just marathoning your videos.. we'd laugh our asses off, which was a bit dangerous since he was fighting a life ling lung condition. unfortunately he passed 9/20/2021. So thank you DevilArtemis, for all the good laughs and good times. I really appreciate how you could make him laugh.

@evalopez1454 5 ай бұрын

Ok, I have a great joke for this... But I'm guessing it's just too soon. One day, I'll make it, if I don't forget 😅

@pratyushverma2839 Ай бұрын

@@evalopez1454 How about now? I want to know the joke.

@TheGlider 3 жыл бұрын

- If we let him pick, we can't exactly go finding girls in the middle of the woods. - You can, if you have a shovel!

@bananimejazan1359 2 жыл бұрын

Fax

@shopuntsunami2413 2 жыл бұрын

Roshi: "So I was back to back with Jesus" That one line is everything I need to listen to his story 😂

@renewagain6956 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone gansta until Roshi takes off one of his sandals...

@tatebraden9480 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized that Roshi has PTSD from the The Coochie Wars

@fernandogonzales9240 3 жыл бұрын

14:18 Best line in the entire channel

@TerribleVA 2 жыл бұрын

roshi shitting himself to death might be the funniest and only poop joke I've ever laughed at

@vuyanitause6534 3 жыл бұрын

"There I was back to back with Jesus, Bible in one hand AK47 in the other"

@yeetusdeletus4144 3 жыл бұрын

Ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce.

@allsparkwarrier 2 жыл бұрын

Cell: (AND NOW WE'RE DEMONISED, THANK YOU KERMIT) that got me🤣🤣🤣

@Beedronious 3 жыл бұрын

It would've been also funny if the number of prostitutes he killed kept going up, and one day Cell asks about that and Roshi would go, "You fool Cell.........I never said the war was over!"

@James-en1gk 2 жыл бұрын

The reason Roshi can never score coochie. He kills them before he can score.

@daleketchup7434 3 жыл бұрын

I swear, DevilArtemis is like an animated version of Brandon Rogers. The literal antithesis of KZfaq’s child friendly content

@Stormkrow280 2 жыл бұрын

Devil Artemis needs to cameo on Helluva Boss

@gravityrushfan299 Жыл бұрын

That's why the writing is god awful

@adrianhernandez134 3 жыл бұрын

We need Roshi in our lives 😂 They need to make another coochi war and have Roshi have a flashback about him back to back with Jesus 😅

@elmerfernandez8620 3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see Jesus and master Roshi in a flashback fighting in the coochis war.

@icebreaker5624 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody not a single soul: There's a way to go deeper!!!!!

@Velhart 3 жыл бұрын

Zarbon:OHHHHHHHHhhhh

@bananimejazan1359 2 жыл бұрын

You can if you have a shovel

@rangerleaf1505 2 жыл бұрын

Notch when he announced the nether

@ShaneDouglas713 3 жыл бұрын

Roshi: "There I was..." Cell: "GODDAMMIT!!!" 😤

@georgewash5513 2 жыл бұрын

back to back with Jesus

@solarisprime2174 2 жыл бұрын

Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left

@coachlombardi9657 2 жыл бұрын

@@solarisprime2174 Ready to bless these holy thots with my define sauce!

@RedShirtGuy96 3 жыл бұрын

I've only just discovered this channel after seeing his wonderful work on the TFS HFIL series. I have no idea what rabbit hole I have just gone down. But I love it. Subbed.

@vasylpark2149 2 жыл бұрын

It can only get worse or better.

@gigacanno750 2 жыл бұрын

As said by a few characters now: “That, is the STUPIDEST fucking thing I’ve ever seen!” “ I kinda love it.”

@scu11slayer 2 жыл бұрын

the rabbit hole is full of random bullshit a million miles down

@dissonanceparadiddle 2 жыл бұрын

I love that all the voice actors for dbz abridged went on to try and do their own thing. good stuff.

@aghost515 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: LITERALLY NOBODY: Master Roshi: “There I was back to back with Jesus!”

@theoreowhisperer2560 2 жыл бұрын

"Tell me Cell. What do you think happens when she asks you to go deeper, and you run out of dick? Where is your God then?" Omfg this is absolutely epic. Complete and utter genius. I can't stop laughing.

@dillonb5317 3 жыл бұрын

Day 400 of asking for ep 3 of The Arena, sht was way too good to end in 2 episodes Edit: This wasnt the account I started requesting the video from , i lost access to the account I originally saw the arena vid and started asking from. But I have been asking for over a year

@aphazmba5505 3 жыл бұрын

Yes it was. I want it too

@lordcomplex115 3 жыл бұрын

Buddy been asking for a year dog 😂😂

@mark6426 3 жыл бұрын

Make it dudes dedication goin crazy😂

@thedemonofrazgriz3602 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@thadmathis182 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@thecubanmissile7902 3 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else think the part where Roshi threatening Shallot at the campfire was the funniest thing ever?

@kingred111 3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Roshi doesn't care if he's the only one in the room when he tells his stories as long as the camera can pick up his voice.

@patrickclement1269 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the most troubled characters in the Devil Artemis Universe.

@joedirt3649 3 жыл бұрын

Kermit vs a cajun with a frog leg recipe he's trying to perfect.

@lebronjames726 2 жыл бұрын

10:06 he was about to give us the most important information known to man

@AkatTobi2001 3 жыл бұрын

8:27-8:32 The timing and the fact that Roshi acknowledged what cell said.I couldn't stop laughing😄😄😄

@rav-7072 3 жыл бұрын

Do you remember when Roshi killed the virus by fuckin it good? Good times...

@OH_MY22 2 жыл бұрын

14:42 *GOD DAMN THE TOURNAMENT OF POWER WAS FU- ED UP*

@MegaFireTorch 3 жыл бұрын

I love when he compiles characters into one super video

@omnipocs4381 3 жыл бұрын

9:56 best speech i ever heard

@walleye306 2 жыл бұрын

“So how’d it go roshi?” “I don’t wanna talk about it”

@kyledodd6140 2 жыл бұрын

I bet he got hit with the surprise penius.

@bloodenraged117 2 жыл бұрын

the bank skit, to be fair, that is how it feels like you gotta do sometimes

@vegetavsluigi 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if someone made a remix of this video, but whenever Roshi tells the story of the Coochie Wars, it plays the entire Bee Movie instead.

@thelastarcadegamer6655 3 жыл бұрын

And every time they say bee we get fan service

@vegetavsluigi 3 жыл бұрын

@@thelastarcadegamer6655 Jesus Christ, that would have more fan service than the entirety of High School of the Dead and Kill La Kill combined! Are you mad, man?!

@thelastarcadegamer6655 3 жыл бұрын

@@vegetavsluigi I’m not mad, it was the war man. The god damn coochie wars...

@samalextij445 3 жыл бұрын

You know the story is about to get real when it starts with " and there I was back to back with Jesus... Bible in one hand, a machine gun kn the left."

@dbking932 3 жыл бұрын

Roshi deserves his own arc

@markzosemsuello4016 2 жыл бұрын

Never get over this master roshi story... It lighten up my day during hard times

@moskovthefirst2227 3 жыл бұрын

THERE I WAS, BACK TO BACK WITH JESUS

@coachlombardi9657 2 жыл бұрын

Cell: GOD DAMMIT!

@okyx3985 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus: there i was, back to back with master roshi

@coachlombardi9657 2 жыл бұрын

God: Oh, not again.

@Protag_Kun 3 жыл бұрын

Roshi never told us how to go deeper 😆

@James-en1gk 2 жыл бұрын

Roshi needs to tell us.... my marriage is about to crumble. I can't go as deep as the pool boy and she'll divorce me unless I can go deeper!

@simpletonapollo9723 2 жыл бұрын

Cell is on a boat saying we are lost out at sea. Dude, you can literally fly man

@marcelbyrd7745 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah if I had to have a grandpa with old timers I would rather have my grandpa be Master roshi because his stories will make you laugh yourself to sleep best bedtime stories ever 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BlackEyeGames 3 жыл бұрын

could we get a video of Devil Artemis Universe fighting dr eggman in a boxing ring?

@loganstakeley8796 2 жыл бұрын

Roshi really one of the only z fighter humans cell vibe with 🤣

@redknightlord4694 3 жыл бұрын

Dude, you make my day with these videos. Roshi has to be one of your funniest characters

@BigBrain_Idiot11 2 жыл бұрын

Random person:*Coughs* Master Roshi: There I was! Back to Back with Jesus, bible in my right-hand Machine gun on the left.Ready to bless these thoughts with that divine sauce!

@mechajay3358 3 жыл бұрын

Master Roshi is the MVP of the DevilArtemis Universe.

@blitzi.m.p5927 2 жыл бұрын

I love this scene so much I couldn't stop laughing 13:08

@Power-9Hunnid 3 жыл бұрын

As soon she responded to Roshi an ad popped up. Perfect timing lol.

@DAGreen43 2 жыл бұрын

2:40 ok Lowkey would love to see that that sounds fucking awesome

@A-Microwave 3 жыл бұрын

so the Zarbon saga is gonna be a supercut of all his moans right?

@garysuarez9614 3 жыл бұрын

It is now my goal in life to become Muten Roshi in all ways.

@PeteTheFrenchie 2 жыл бұрын

10:40 I love how he's talking about covid with Purple Haze behind him.

@Deviltrigger08 3 жыл бұрын

Great way to start my Saturday morning 😂👍🏾

@WinterPhoenix 3 жыл бұрын

Why couldn't the sponsor be voiced by Cell or Kermit

@Mr.Bird_Debates 3 жыл бұрын

Artemis even kaggy wants to you animate the cooiche wars

@gabemesa3921 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah this is perfect to wake up to before work. I forgot some of the stuff that was in here. 🤓🐸

@steverogers8574 Жыл бұрын

When Roshi said he was down to his last clip that moist critical rant about its a mag just started playing in my head automatically lol

@Chaoticdragon8875 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for part 2

@olliestarlordguy9294 3 жыл бұрын

The quote of my life: there I was back to back to Jesus

@hopkidokid 3 жыл бұрын

"I came here for the fan service....i love it....only reason i subbed" I cant😂😂

@danceuprising4812 2 жыл бұрын

Dude watching this made my night

@Jaymalakajamal 3 жыл бұрын

Roshi: The sounds she made when my power pole popped out of her mouth cell. IT’LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!! Me: I know your pain all to well😔

@TRONkhfan13 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, quick question for someone who recognized most of the thots, who tf was the one that betrayed Roshi? What series was she from? Because I don’t recognize her. She reminds me of that girl from One-Punch Man mixed with her Little Sister

@lonewolfxmohaa 3 жыл бұрын

That sponsor seems to be really inspired by Rust

@AscendtionArc 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this video.

@whiterunguard4717 3 жыл бұрын

Please never quit making these videos

@megamayhamgaming1296 Жыл бұрын

9:46 had me dead

@Derouge 3 жыл бұрын

Man roshi is my favorite character love the personality you gave him and the voice is dead on I love it ! Keep up the awesome work DA

@Justin-ns2ym 2 жыл бұрын

You, sir, are a genius.

@blueguy2431 3 жыл бұрын

Wait the showing of the Coochie wars was actually at the end. Yet its at the start of this video. It doesn't make sense because that happened way after they were introduced to him. It was also after they knew about the Coochie wars. That's why that video was made in the first place. Also, Master Roshi trying to pick up a chick in the bar happened after he destroyed covid. This is out of order god damnit.

@Rhoaris 3 жыл бұрын

The longest Saga Video that DevilArtemis will ever make would be the All For One Saga... which will be delayed significantly because THIS was All For One's REAL EVIL PLAN ALL ALONG

@wind369 2 жыл бұрын

It took me a long time to realize this but can’t Roshi just bring her back with the dragon balls

@mr.spewph1257 Жыл бұрын

The whole"say it with your chest" post got me bro😂😂

@codycastellanos9263 Жыл бұрын

Master Roshi is already my favorite DB character, but this, THIS makes it even more real

@Dakuu75 3 жыл бұрын

I swear to god, 10 minutes in, I thought I was watching a movie. Wanted to get some soda and popcorn for this feature-picture. Then before I knew it, it was over.