But for every kilometer driven, there is only 1.2 miles of ditches. Drive smurtr.

@@davidanalyst671 probably someone with their mind (and car) in the gutter.

Wise words

@@davidanalyst671 Quick Dick Mcdick, a Saskatchewan farmer turned KZfaqr was the first person I heard say it!

I like this! I'll apply it to aviation and say, 'For every valley there are two mountains.'

@nicholas viney 🤣🤣🤣

Jack up the ole ballcap, pull a new one underneath....eh? ))))

No way! You know how hard it would be to find someone that knows what AvE is babbling about in real time? We get the benefit of edited video but this guy has to sit through all it!

@@c4fishfood yeah but the old one uses too much fuel, takes a long time to start and leaves trails of fluid everywhere.

@@patrickjordan2233 The problem I've found is the ballcap sometimes doesn't fit on the new one.

It might not be good luck, but.... there's something far more valuable in doing so.... It makes you a *good **_person!_* _(just don't tell your son that, or he may decide not to since "good people" always get the raw end of the deal.... you know what, don't tell him that, either... some things in life are best discovered on our own lol [plus, ignorance is bliss!])_

@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE makes me feel good at the very least.

Might not bring good luck, but it can certainly prevent bad luck!

Seems I always pick them up with my Hankooks

Garbage trucks always compacts at the end of driveway, prob why I find so many screws there when walking the dog Or somebody just likes me.

I told a friend that when he took off in a duramax with my broken hilux on a trailer behind it.

That's when he kicked in the cluch to shift on the down hill and it rolled forward in forming him he is on a trailer behind AVE on a twisty back gravel road NOT chained down and his sound changed to 😮 ooh ooh ooh, as the little yeep slides back and forth hooked on the spare tire mount. Aggressively rubbing the seat cushion button he just pinched off hoping a genie is going to pop out and keep him from falling off the trailer, as all he can see is the back window of AVE's truck now.

My old truck wouldn't do 60 if you pushed it off a cliff.

@@jacobcastro1885 I know that feel, but it comes from a small car that shoulda been much faster than a huge truck. You could airdrop the mf without a parachute and it would land without bottoming out the suspension!

I recently saw a temporary roadsign stating: "Road Close". Yes, it usually is 😂. No idea what happened to the "d".

@@henrikoldcorn haha good one! 😂

You'll get that later​@@MongooseTacticool

That's actually pretty efficient. Takes an act of Congress to do the same in the U.S.

I’m gonna have to try this!!

Gorram Rag Joints. Pretty sure they stamp those rubber discs out of the sidewalls of used tires... I mean I'm kidding but... am I? lol I've got a 1990 Suburban (Scottsdale package unfortunately haha) at the cabin that's about to roll over 200K and its still rockin the original rag joint... She's got some play to'er, but not enough that I have any issues keeping it between the navigational aids (though I'm also never towing a big tandem axle trailer like he was!)

@@tacticalultimatum EMF offroad has metal replacement bushings and some videos about it

Thanks! I've been chasing the sloppy steering in my '03 for 12 years and 250000 miles. Got to the point where I replaced everything so I just assumed I was getting to be a worse driver in my old age!

Good lookin out homie

That's a Canuckistani Khopek

Tossing a dollar on stage is a whole different experience in the great white north

So $.025 US

@@PNWSV about 80 cents

@@JasonW. it's more fun watching them try and pick them up though, and don't get me started on the welts!

Universal symbol for a dodge truck.

Probably an overheat issue from idling the engine to run the lights.

Yep. Something along the lines of "If we can't go no further, neither can you!"

@@kilianortmann9979 No man that farmer is definitely going to try to help you with your electrical issue, for better or worse.

Glorified wire pullers, but still better than pulling yourself.

@@andrewradford3953 You can pull it. You can beat it. But you’ll still never know, wire we here?

@@pearz420 Bottom americans

Here in Arizona we have a lot of bent and crooked trees. A lot of imported palms. And a ton of eucalyptus imported from your part of the spinny dirt ball in space.

@@capnskiddies have you seen our west coast?! We imported eucalyptus from AuS and they burn far and often.

@@FUBARguy107 no. But I am aware. I think the only tree to survive the Hiroshima blast was one of our yellow box gums. They are a fire tree. The seeds need ash to germinate.

How's things going in Australia lately? I've read they are basically building concentration camps for the un vaxxed scum bags 😬

@@canadianboyee hi, progress on the camps has been slow, but political pressure is building daily to get them finished ASAP. the state is definitely falling behind on the global genocide agenda, and we the people are not happy about it. i just can't wait till the public executions begin - morrison 2021!!!!!!!

Aint nothin that a mini nuke wont take care of, tippi-tap-tap.

Or maybe it’s the all new extra-high ABV white claw variety.

I'm guilty as well :)

I've been stranded in Lillooet for 8 years and I'm not leaving any time soon, at least you made it out! ;-)

Zip Ties has a video on how to delete all cluster lights. No tape needed after the procedure.

Yup, and if you hear a bad noise, adjust the radio volume...makes it go away

@@lookingbehind6335 I wanna see that. Got a link?

@Oso from all accounts, he'd probably give him right back lol. " No offense Dewclaw! " 🤣🤣🤣

Rabbits and Corrados are two of the coolest weird cars ever made. God bless Volkswagen =P

Here in GB we got that guttless unturboed slanty oilburner in the rear end of VW vans...so so slow....then worse.... converted those vans to full equipped campers. way weigh slower still.

@@StationGarageSt There aren't many of them, but non-turbo diesel vans exist in North America too.

Dan Hurd would definitely agree 🤣

@@jwags405 his influence is vast.. 😂

07 Owner. 11 years later, same old shjt. New electrical demon every 1000 miles.

@@mattfleming86 I couldn't turn the radio off, so you just turned the volume down to zero. The headlight switch failed catastrophically, very exciting.

How did you make biodiesel?

Next your going to tell me they rust..

Could be the flat-billed, white sunglasses types that drive 'em.

Dodge front ends last twice as long as Ford. Been doing alignments for 22 years now. Ford trucks are the biggest money makers. The entire steering system is complete junk. We have replaced ball joints on 250’s with less than 15k miles. Keep in mind that Ford doesn’t warranty steering components. I’m sure having to replace everything every 5K miles has nothing to do with that.

@@lookingbehind6335 In my opinion, domestic vehicle makes are all complete kee-rap. you want something that'll last? Get an old Toyota

That's a weird way to spell U joints. Great engine, but man, everything else could have used a second more of thought

And every now and then, its dewclaw that comes to our rescue.

He just *might* have heard of him before... Probably steers clear though, as he's got the warning plates on his trucks.

They take jabs at each other. one of Uncle Bumblefucks vijayos features a firearm and an under-breath comment something along the lines of "got a feeling ol' pegleg probably isn't allowed to have one of those" Pegleg took the jab like a champ and flexed his response in a video shortly after. All in good fun I'm sure and damn hilarious.

Well I feel like a proper fool. A lesson in thinking before ya comment.

Now that it's a really obvious idea, one that I didn't think of....

B.C. stands for BRING CASH

Prolly gunna wanna wait a bit fer that. Southern BC is a wee bit fuckered at the moment.

worst provincial goverment in canada, you have to have a sense of humor to survive

Just stay away from Vancouver, and don't vote NDP!

@@davidanalyst671 i no poet, but i used to send this chick parts of led zeppelin songs, she was a country girl so she didnt know, now we been married 35 years. watch out with poems folks.

@@carolinabeacher1558 You do have a tendency to ramble on.

Not the Rockies. Fraser Canyon is in the Coast Range. Rockies are 100s of miles East of where he is. Although you're right, the whole area does look like New Mexico.

As a child I thought there was only one mountain chain, meaning you climb that moutain and it just goes down and flat again. Theres a scene from Disney's 'Homeward Bound' that the pets climb the one mountain and then there's mountain and mountain. Proud Coloradoan BTW :) I live right at the foot of Pike's Peak and wouldnt trade it for anything else!

Those aren't the rockies

Coloradoan here; even though it's not the Rockies there are striking similarities between the two. Stay safe out there, friendos.

Good ol Spuzzum!

What word??

Auto Magically

What rpm does the pressure regulator start just releasing all that extra pumped fluid though?

and mechanical fans will pull that air out harder

Now you're just toque'n nonsense!

did they have to fix it so quick? was a nice break from poorly driven luxury crossovers & stoplight racing model 3s upisland

@@morelikegoogleminus3396 isn't that the truth.

Is Arizona south enough?

@@jickdespain2466 That'd be just north of the border.

So did Tim Horton's. There's a bunch of 'em here in Michigan now. Canadians. Always coming down here for some of our real dollars.

We got em in Oklaroma

They have them scarcely dotted throughout Missouri and Illinois, too. I had no idea they were all over the country. Best gas station chicken I've ever had.

THIS

The ol Backwards Bridge! Local legend has it that the drawing was presented plumb backward, and I've tried, but I can't think of a better explanation.

Ha!

That's a long trip for the banana

I don't know how you do it, but I guess I have to congratulate you for your accomplishments. I've always just driven on the top because it was easier.

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC In Australia the top of the road is underground. We're accomplished bottom-drivers. Hang on.... that didn't come out right...

People watching AVE should have no problem understanding you.

No wonder mine never work, I’ve been making casseroles this whole time

'JEEP' Just Everyone Else's Parts Just Empty Every Pocket Just Expect Every Problem

Home Depot has display showers

@@cheyannei5983 How did I not catch that part of the joke hahahahahahahaha!