The Godfather Of Vampire Survivors VS The Most Insane No Movement Challenge

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Dex

Dex

11 ай бұрын

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@josiahrise8101
@josiahrise8101 5 ай бұрын
"There's another chicken! My cats will be so utterly broken." Me, who's never seen this game before in my life: "Yes... excellent."
@AlexanderWilithinIII
@AlexanderWilithinIII 8 ай бұрын
1 Hour of a German man having a 3-pronged battle between game mechanics, RNG, and his sanity.
@Marxak666
@Marxak666 6 ай бұрын
Not to forget the 20 seconds never ending loop of music.
@michaeldonoghue9015
@michaeldonoghue9015 5 ай бұрын
Das is gud, ya? lol I don’t know German
@MonitorGecko
@MonitorGecko 5 ай бұрын
pretty onbrand for germans tho
@skeptikmavi6743
@skeptikmavi6743 5 ай бұрын
Fr
@JamEvil
@JamEvil 11 ай бұрын
Dex slowly drifting into madness is why we all come back.
@matthiaspeeters4104
@matthiaspeeters4104 8 ай бұрын
I love that he goes to german so naturally and then snaps back out of it xD
@MulderStarling
@MulderStarling 7 ай бұрын
Slowly?
@Silver_Sage663
@Silver_Sage663 11 ай бұрын
Here is a theory. 43:00 The first Attractorb you got was by a cat, which was moving and therefore the red gem flew tangential to you and went like 7 miles away. Then the second attractorb re-triggered that red gem and it just took a hella long time to get to you.
@Karuyine
@Karuyine 10 ай бұрын
I think it doesn't work like that
@dahahaka
@dahahaka 10 ай бұрын
Nope, The problem is currently on the new engine when you trigger vacuum and you kill something the game isn't able to put the extra xp in the existing red gem, so it generates a new red gem and "steals" the xp from the red gem that is flying towards you. So there's a new red gem on the floor with all of the XP you wanted, and you instead collect a red gem that has like 1xp in it.
@TSDtim
@TSDtim 11 ай бұрын
My wife just made me watch Lord of the Rings The Two Towers last night. Seeing "Entelligence" blew me away. Synchronicity at its best.
@Barbaryotaku
@Barbaryotaku 11 ай бұрын
The irony of someone called Dex not moving
@HippieMoshpit
@HippieMoshpit 7 ай бұрын
43:59 "Oh my god look at how big my balls are! Do you see them flying around?" -Dex 2023
@alexstewart9592
@alexstewart9592 11 ай бұрын
While the healing effect of evolved Garlic doesn't work if it can't kill enemies, it ALSO gets permanent bonus damage from all healing received after it evolves, and so evolving it early does actually add a decent amount of raw damage. I don't think the bonus damage won the challenge for you, but I suspect it may have saved you a revive at the end.
@user-yp8gg7gw2n
@user-yp8gg7gw2n 5 ай бұрын
Can evolve if you can't move
@riplix20
@riplix20 3 ай бұрын
@@user-yp8gg7gw2n47:50
@teachoneself
@teachoneself 11 ай бұрын
You know it's good when thr video is 1 hour long!!! I admire your patience and WE WANT MORE VAMPIRE SURVIVORS content
@hw_lundberg
@hw_lundberg 11 ай бұрын
YES
@harlekkindreitausend249
@harlekkindreitausend249 11 ай бұрын
„The main difficulty in this no movement-challange is not to move“ big brain time 😊🤙
@danielduncan6806
@danielduncan6806 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, it is unacceptable to lose the experience you earned. That definitely needs fixing. It is probably affecting everyone, but most people can't/don't even understand what they are looking at.
@MikeyMile5411
@MikeyMile5411 8 ай бұрын
My guess is, the game is programmed to only have so many exp gems on the screen at one time, so all extra stops dropping
@danielduncan6806
@danielduncan6806 8 ай бұрын
@@MikeyMile5411Definitely not what is going on here. We already know the gems stop dropping at some point. But all exp gets compacted into a red gem slightly off-screen. That is not what is happening in the video. In the video here the exp is getting lost, never to be found again.
@RuneKatashima
@RuneKatashima 7 ай бұрын
But it did get found, when he leveled up later. Someone else pointed out he got two attract orbs and it sent the one with all the exp off screen. Even if they're wrong, it's undeniable he got it. @@danielduncan6806
@brunobuzzatti1134
@brunobuzzatti1134 7 ай бұрын
man, using words like " unacceptable " for that kind of things...
@brunobuzzatti1134
@brunobuzzatti1134 7 ай бұрын
i wonder what you say when something is really unacceptable..
@BigGahndiLobster
@BigGahndiLobster 11 ай бұрын
Watching the chest just sit next to you in these runs is so hard!
@Zorgdub
@Zorgdub 11 ай бұрын
That intro had me laughing out loud. Also, Dex truly is the master of No Movement challenges.
@Kelenae
@Kelenae 11 ай бұрын
dex's decent into madness
@gasYotube
@gasYotube 11 ай бұрын
These challenges are not suitable for weak-minded people, only the most resilient and crazy people can overcome this challenge.
@adamgarden977
@adamgarden977 11 ай бұрын
I only recently got into Vamp Survivors and I just wanted to say thank you for all your entertaining videos!
@SomeCanine
@SomeCanine 5 ай бұрын
Dev: "Okay so this game is really simple. You only have to move your character" "Hmmm... sounds complicated... I don't think I will"
@potato.1232
@potato.1232 2 ай бұрын
😂
@emma1071
@emma1071 8 ай бұрын
It’s amazing that literally everyone forgets that divine bloodline doesn’t just gain health. It also adds bonus damage based on your missing health
@melvinISmischievous
@melvinISmischievous 11 ай бұрын
I got inspired to do this run myself. First attempt I got the green reaper at minute 4. Second attempt I ended up winning. I got 0 chest but my build was garlic, silver wind, magic wand, victory sword, night sword and laurel. My passive where armor, attract orb, duplicator, pummarola and empty tome. My arcana was divine bloodline for that sweet sweet health. I stopped leveling up at the 20ish minute mark but I never died till the end. It was pretty fun doing the challenge myself while watching you play!
@smittery
@smittery 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, i just completed it first try with divine bloodline. Especially since you are unlikely to evolve many weapons, divine bloodline boosts the damage output of several unevolved weapons, it seemed a no brainer
@EEEGotomtom
@EEEGotomtom 11 ай бұрын
I love the random German remarks in there XD I only recently discovered this game. I have never seen some of these weapons in the game.
@yakobsoulstorm5187
@yakobsoulstorm5187 3 ай бұрын
Some of them are DLC weapons.
@tree_eats
@tree_eats 11 ай бұрын
Don't know how you make such a dull concept so damn entertaining, every time you do these challenges. Must be the wit, balls and Entelligence, lol.
@batcrow6224
@batcrow6224 11 ай бұрын
Once I opened the video I started trying the challenge for myself and am under the impression that early armor is really essential then having either mirage robe/victory sword/bone to get you through early game. Looking forward to what ideas Dex came up with
@DexTag
@DexTag 11 ай бұрын
Usually Mirage Robe worked differently or I am drunk. It would move out and cover a lot more area, meaning you don't even end up getting hit unless you get heavily overrun. It turned into one of my favorite survival weapons in recent times because it was so effective at controlling all the enemies. But when you can't move it's a different story, especially in a case where you don't know what spawns. Armor is top tier though, 0 arguing against that. I have always praised it so I share the opinion. Not really as an item because the game doesn't require it, but more as a power up to focus on early on
@batcrow6224
@batcrow6224 11 ай бұрын
@@DexTag Mirage robe was really nice the first couple attempts to get through the first few minutes but I swear that usually once you had enough amount mirage robe would start colliding with itself and expanding outwards. For some reason that doesn't happen when you try no movement so I have no idea what's going on with that
@simplyhammer5105
@simplyhammer5105 11 ай бұрын
​@DexTag movement speed and weapon speed is usually higher.
@unsweetenedfruit
@unsweetenedfruit 8 ай бұрын
@DexTag not sure if they fixed it, but the issue with Mirage is that it does follow your direction. Unlike other weapons, though, it seems like it doesn't automatically interpret which way you're pointing when you pick it up, so since you never move, it just spawns them without any directional push so they just stack on each other instead. Definitely NOT how it is supposed to worm.
@InsertScaryNameHere
@InsertScaryNameHere 8 ай бұрын
A "Ach Mann" during struggels is always good :D happens to me as well :D
@h0ly208
@h0ly208 9 ай бұрын
This was the first time I've ever seen vampire survivors played. Good runs!
@firstnamelastname442
@firstnamelastname442 11 ай бұрын
59:51 i think the cats are triggering your victory sword retaliation, and because you have combo finisher it can reach far away enemies
@AreimaYT
@AreimaYT 10 ай бұрын
Your formatting is just plain entertaining. Its like listening to someone lose their shit.
@dirtydishes2148
@dirtydishes2148 11 ай бұрын
Congrats Dex! Hope they can get those bugs fixed quickly.
@LordThomasPassion
@LordThomasPassion 3 ай бұрын
I just watched this despite not knowing what this is or who this man is. The thumbnail intrigued me, and i liked the numbers.
@TheFeed816
@TheFeed816 Ай бұрын
It's a really addicting game and very cheap, check it out!
@Craig-lk1sp
@Craig-lk1sp 11 ай бұрын
I've never seen this channel before but I skipped a few minutes in and heard 'yes! 8 balls flowing around me!" which I thoroughly enjoyed.
@kr1v
@kr1v 11 ай бұрын
Yooooo, not moving must be really difficult! Also nice video!!
@khangle6872
@khangle6872 11 ай бұрын
Funny that Dex pick victory sword almost everytime but never pick it, yet the winning game had the victory sword carry
@DexTag
@DexTag 11 ай бұрын
Victory Sword only works really well if you have Bloodline Arcana with it, since it has a counter-attack that counts as retaliatory attacks. Victory Sword is by far not a bad weapon as it covers multiple things at once, but it's not outstanding in a singular field. E.g. if you just want to be safe, then a counter-attacking weapon that mainly acts after being struck is not good, especially when the enemy striking you is a boss that deals 1/3 of your HP as damage. The pre-evo Muramasa for example can at least lifesteal, which means it has use beyond just retaliatory damage
@GlitchedHAL
@GlitchedHAL 7 ай бұрын
As an Italian speaker, it took me a hot minute to think "Hmm... what can the joke be with Poe's name?" An then it hit me. "Poeratcho" is the literal pronounciation of "Poraccio", wich is roman dialect for some very poor and unfortunate man. God I love this game XD
@DrihunGaming
@DrihunGaming Ай бұрын
the energy compared to the lackluster game-play, hilarious
@smallwaffles2337
@smallwaffles2337 8 ай бұрын
congratz on 100k mayne
@StephenOwen
@StephenOwen 11 ай бұрын
Peppino would be great for this, he begins with the evolved garlic Trouser with fuwalo fuwalo would be great also
@lenonr.2739
@lenonr.2739 11 ай бұрын
40:00 the moment dex lose his mind 🤣
@dbpaule
@dbpaule 11 ай бұрын
Ich zitiere passend zum dritten E: „Ich bin so klug… K L U K“ Keep on doing your content. I really like following you! 👍😊
@rakkorancata1124
@rakkorancata1124 3 ай бұрын
I found this video as entertaining as calming (I dunno why calming)! Subbed!
@ishkabibblezz
@ishkabibblezz 11 ай бұрын
Nice to see more hellish runs before the Bitrate Killer update drops. Thank you Daddy Dex❤
@PedroHenrique-vs3mf
@PedroHenrique-vs3mf 14 күн бұрын
Nice video man! Im new to this game but been loving it
@Dra2502
@Dra2502 11 ай бұрын
Damn, so much frustration with the new engine. But thank you for the very entertaining video!
@gasYotube
@gasYotube 11 ай бұрын
The bug that causes you to lose experience on gems is frustrating. I appreciate that the game is fluid but that error should be corrected urgently.
@ashmaDey
@ashmaDey 11 ай бұрын
I missed your videos so much that I had to buy the game myself XD
@somerandomwizard5799
@somerandomwizard5799 3 ай бұрын
Imagine being Satan or whatever and watching your armies dying in droves to an old man sitting on a park bench
@aqua9987
@aqua9987 11 ай бұрын
Suit up guys, 1 hour of pure Dex content
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 7 ай бұрын
Poe: "Nope. Not gettin' out of this chair."
@davidsullivan2404
@davidsullivan2404 9 ай бұрын
Congratulations on 100k
3 ай бұрын
Why the fudge this is so good and entertaining to watch?
@ottovmp
@ottovmp 7 ай бұрын
"The main difficulty with these no move challenges is that we can not move." I see. :D (Actually laughed out loud! Crazy stuff, I've just unlocked my third dude.)
@Glothmorg1
@Glothmorg1 11 ай бұрын
At 1:02 I lolled so hard I woke everyone in the house.
@discountdisco2273
@discountdisco2273 8 ай бұрын
Dex became so frustrated his inner german came out for a second
@murphylhunn
@murphylhunn Ай бұрын
EIGHT BALLS FLYING AROUND ME! THIS IS MESMERIZING Subbed
@nale5126
@nale5126 11 ай бұрын
absolute mad lad
@Ohmargod
@Ohmargod 5 ай бұрын
"Och mann, jetzt komm!" So german that I had to subscribe
@stormdrifter7904
@stormdrifter7904 11 ай бұрын
Thanks for showing where the non-inverted inverse setting is. I couldn’t find it
@justinwhite2725
@justinwhite2725 5 ай бұрын
'you guys can see it because I'll show the footage i already did' Except that the part where the chest droped was cut off. We cant even prove he didnt move to it.
@Paperworms2nd
@Paperworms2nd 2 ай бұрын
"Ich brauche keine Hilfe und Support!" 🤣
@KaimArgonarEyyyy
@KaimArgonarEyyyy 11 ай бұрын
A frustrated/angry German does make the best content, German language is just so fun
@DarkRocketz
@DarkRocketz 8 ай бұрын
In the first round it was painful to watch so many opportunities to pump the spinach that you didn't took haha I think that would keep you alive at least few more levels
@Eyes0penNoFear
@Eyes0penNoFear 6 ай бұрын
0:55 reminds me of the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive aaaaaaand dodge!
@Alchemic09
@Alchemic09 11 ай бұрын
Ah my favorite Vampire Survivors and likes KZfaqr, THE BALD BALLS
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 2 ай бұрын
Some day that Dex is still waiting for that La Robba max out
@lartus8027
@lartus8027 4 ай бұрын
Made me smile as his sanity slowly melted away.
@ignatiusgod5935
@ignatiusgod5935 6 ай бұрын
what ive noticed is that sometimes with the attractorb, the red gem just flies by you and goes on forever
@semiherdogan9862
@semiherdogan9862 3 ай бұрын
"ich brauch keine hilfe und Support" 😂😂
@crefelder1
@crefelder1 7 ай бұрын
"Alter, give me doch Larobba!" These videos are fun! Bestes Englisch.
@bekesir12
@bekesir12 5 ай бұрын
I've been watching this for thirty minutes and I have no idea what is going on or what game this is, all I know is there are chickens!
@BarryTGash
@BarryTGash 7 ай бұрын
A tale as old as time itself: a geriatric man takes his bag of cats to the park. Classic.
@GreypegasusPlays
@GreypegasusPlays 3 ай бұрын
As someone whos only half german, hwaring your “swearing” is amazing xD
@YangBalanceYin
@YangBalanceYin 10 ай бұрын
Always appreciate a fellow ball enjoyer.
@tapejara1507
@tapejara1507 11 ай бұрын
Dex in Sicht, ein Like ist Pflicht!
@guska5523
@guska5523 5 ай бұрын
I've watched so many of your videos, but 20:50 is the moment I hit the subscribe button. I'm crying.
@ilbabo2218
@ilbabo2218 11 ай бұрын
I haven't used Mirage Robe in the game (only seen it in gameplay videos) so I could be wrong here, but it seems that each mirage moves for a short duration in a straight line, moving with the same speed and in the same direction that you were moving when that mirage is spawned. I'm assuming that standing still gives them zero speed, therefore they'll never move away from you.
@terrystokes7893
@terrystokes7893 10 ай бұрын
I got stuck in a corner in the library and it lasted for over 140 minutes.... just now actually, I ate dinner..went out for a bit, hung with my girlfriend....but left my phone in the charger while this happened..... I was mind blown ☺️
@azraellie_
@azraellie_ Ай бұрын
I love how every single thing you did to be transparent and show you weren't cheating went to shit in one way or another
@tomislavmidanovic8666
@tomislavmidanovic8666 11 ай бұрын
When the title said "grandfather of vampire survivors" I though you'd play an old game like crimson lands that was part of the same ganre
@Ultralordbro
@Ultralordbro 9 ай бұрын
the experience issue is probably due to the amount on the ground causing it not to spawn anymore on kills
@TheRootinTeuton
@TheRootinTeuton 3 ай бұрын
This video is the definition of German efficiency, but also doubles as a synonym for panzer chocolate.
@melody_BP
@melody_BP Ай бұрын
first time watching vampire survivors. Very confusing. I like it
@jaeusa160
@jaeusa160 11 ай бұрын
@47:35 For better and worse, at least the DLC bosses aren't in the Green Acres pool. Because the deer... the invincible deer... X_X
@powerful7845
@powerful7845 11 ай бұрын
The deer only steals your kill count it stops gaining HP after awhile
@jaeusa160
@jaeusa160 11 ай бұрын
@@powerful7845 I meant in the context of it just sitting on someone unkillable for an extended time.
@5150_Designs
@5150_Designs 9 ай бұрын
I get hit by the damn cats EVERYTIME they touch me. there are times I think my game is broken! *EDIT* @ 20:56 you earned a sub because of the angry German @ 10am part. I giggled hard and loud at that!
@imafirenmehlazer1
@imafirenmehlazer1 10 ай бұрын
idk what i stumbled into by clicking this vid lol and the door is jammed so it cant be closed.
@falguard
@falguard 11 ай бұрын
I made it to minute 20 in Inverse Abyss Foscari. I'm honestly shocked. Poe is a versatile old fart.
@matheusphilipe8614
@matheusphilipe8614 11 ай бұрын
Amazing build
@420THETANK
@420THETANK 9 ай бұрын
GREAT VIDEO❤❤
@T1mbothy
@T1mbothy 11 ай бұрын
The three Es! I'm howling
@biggusdongus
@biggusdongus 11 ай бұрын
His voice went full yoda 🤣
@FiksIIanzO
@FiksIIanzO 3 ай бұрын
This video got suggested to me randomly _seven months_ after it came out. I nearly crapped myself seeing my name in the first frames. Can't even remember making that comment lmao. But I am thoroughly impressed this time around, no more bitching from me
@0blivionvoid139
@0blivionvoid139 7 ай бұрын
I have no idea who you are or what this game is, but as a fan of insane challenges I really enjoyed this!
@SeraphimKnight
@SeraphimKnight 3 ай бұрын
I haven't played vampire survivors since 0.6 so seeing this much new stuff was very confusing but impressive. Dibs to the developer.
@Your_Degenerate
@Your_Degenerate 11 ай бұрын
It's not how big your bone is, it's how clean you keep your garlic.
@vincentdamery1907
@vincentdamery1907 11 ай бұрын
Let's go 100k!
@jadenwhitford7245
@jadenwhitford7245 2 ай бұрын
I read the beginning message as introverted green woods. I thought it was a new map
@rafaelspagnollo7241
@rafaelspagnollo7241 3 ай бұрын
There's a limit of crystals that can be on the screen. After you reach the peak, crystals just wont spawn anymore. That's why that vacuum only gave you a single level, the experience was not accumulated from all the enemies, just from the first 200 or so. You can observe that you just stop leveling even when the enemies die on a very close range of, that's because they aren't dropping any experience
@DexTag
@DexTag 3 ай бұрын
That's false. They still drop but get instantly accumulated into the gem furthest away, but with a certain distance at max. That's what I refer to as red gem, since well, it's red. As colors on the gems are determined by xp amount so it shifts to green and then into red.
@NewCrazyMt2
@NewCrazyMt2 11 ай бұрын
Gutes Video weiter so!
@HerrDerpington
@HerrDerpington 4 ай бұрын
Poe secretly stands for Path of Exile with Righteous Garlic build
@bluexco
@bluexco 5 ай бұрын
Ouch, I felt your pain up to the 25 minure mark, not getting furniture was SO painful! Edit: I made it to 47 minutes in. This is too painful to watch now!
@xredgambit
@xredgambit 11 ай бұрын
In the end the Bone and Balls carry Dex. The same as it ever was.
@totor215
@totor215 9 ай бұрын
He gets so mad somtimes his German side comes out hahaha
@JM_TheBassist
@JM_TheBassist 11 ай бұрын
wenn man so mental geht, das man in Muttersprache wechselt um gescheit zu fluchen XD
@doomer998
@doomer998 8 ай бұрын
The cat: i ate a vacuum
@pskry
@pskry 11 ай бұрын
Eggsperience. Missed opportunity.
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