Indeed. "It's scientifically proven, that withholding intake and accelerating excretion shows a profound and weighing result."

Yes, a real gut 👊😅😂. He is so brilliant with his punchlines.

I've been and i swear i was sobbing from laughing so hard

Yato

Rumesha Jeyavudeen oh believe me it happens to me both times I’ve seen him live I have laughed so much I cry and cant breath the man sitting in front of me ask if I was ok Soooo embarrassing

@@hotbambi2010 Hahaha, how funny! I know the feeling, I sometimes have that at home watching him. Sometimes have to pause the vid so I can catch my breath again. I'd also fear how I'd fare seeing him in RL.

I just watched this on dieting and i laughed so much i needed a tissue. It’s the second time i’ve watched this and it still makes me laugh so much.

Aviation LBA this man is nothing but short...

Good observation.

A fat transgendered genius? 🤔 Have a closer look at her... 👍

Fuck right off

Must be a definition of the word genius that I have never come across.

Don’t you feel something is missing though ?

Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles in this world, God is full of justice, mercy and love. Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans . The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom. If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction). He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place. He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it. He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way. NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus. If you have any questions let me know Xx

@M3rlin ohh good one. He's a bit frantic for my taste though.

Jim Carry and Robin Williams did a good job at it too ;)

Amas Bansal Art absolutely! 🤣🤣

Rowan Atkinson

*books ticket to Austria*

Austria is the best! Partly cause of the food but it’s beautiful too 😁

Leporello the Goldfinch - Birdtaming Tips & Tricks kaisserschmarm man (I know I butchered that)

Becky Murphy, um, just wondering, well, are there any more tickets available on that flight?

All potatoes and meat...in Austria

He is a genius

Yup

He has the metabolism of a female. Because she is one.. 👍

@@pww7872 wtf. No he isn't you idiot.

No it doesn’t !

I’ve never seen it

Its a fake one using megabolism as an excuse. I have a thyroid disorder and i have a very healthy weight. Not 'Skelatol' and most certinally notna vegan that uses suplementation to counteract unhealthy decicent lifestyles.

@Thomas Liptrot In American English: "When the semi-trucks (or 18-wheelers) start backing up, I get a little hungry"

Milady Blue 😂😂😂 rofl

Your friend got jealous, her stomach wants in on the conversation 😂

🤣😂🤣

You just made me laugh as much as I do at Michael's stuff!

Defo

Hahaha!

What?

Matthew Randell Ackle Ackinkacker is referring to another one of Michael McIntyre’s jokes. It’s about his trip to the dentist and I won’t spoil it to you but I seriously think that is one of his best works. It’s what got me interested in him in the first place.

I needed oxygen after watching his dentist skit. Utterly hysterical!

I never laughed so hard as when he was doing that comedy bit. It was the funniest shit ever.

I too can't understand why my husband doesn't find him funny?! This adorable man is clearly hilarious, and so so endearing!!

Yeah that's very sad, legit just work out and eat in moderation.

hen ko lol I’m confused, you talking about the video or me?

Mia M82 I agree, you just need to be more disciplined with yourself, then you’ll be disciplined with food... extreme diets only last so long before you fall back into your true bad habits... It’s like a personal journey... your physical health impacts mental health and vice versa...

yup, only rich people do that :)

So true! He was jumping around all over the stage - and not breathless!

Best comment! 🤣

his calves are so muscular though lol

give me food pls as demonstrted earlier tonight on the big show... he had to get someone to pull his trouser legs down after rolling them up to show his calves ksjsksks

@@lampm4n yeah, i know i saw it

Well let's be honest. You didn't.

Me too. Not just NY. Come to Chicago.

Too bad he couldn't tour with Russell Howard next year.

Americans probably wouldn’t get his humour….

😅 get him to watch Michael, he might just perk up with laughter.

Me too,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤

I will remember that,I've got a chatty tummy.Brilliant.

. I get that. Very disturbing

Seemed like he was just kinda jealous to me.

I knew some fat guy would love that part

No, just vegan 'Health shops" that require selling from the pharmcuetical/Chemical indrustry and green poo drinks. The evil 'Meat indrustry" argument goes out the window when you consume organicn grassfed meat which has barley any impact (Or other animal products if your vegetarian) That would fix his weight problem (When he stops consuming sweets) and stops using unhealthy vegans as an excuse.

*Michael