We've all played with 'the overly sweaty one' 😂

You forgot the person who puts the ball over the fence every time

The player that when anyone gets nutmegged goes mental

At my school we have Ball Owner Sweaty One Goal Hanger The One Who Never Passes The World Cup Final Kid The Duo Who Get Picked Together The Shit One

You's forget the one who thinks he's Messi but just fails

What about the "next goal wins" guy?

You forgot the rubbish player but when he scores everyone goes mental

That guy who is a playmaker but no one noticed he's talented

when u had to sort if it was a goal or not by a penalty

You forgot the this is the World Cup final

And you forgot the 0-1-5 formation

I know I'm late, but what about the guy who forgets the team he's on

There's the "next goal wins" guy- even if the game isn't even. We also had "fliers" which allowed anyone who was defending to handle the ball in their own box. The amount of penalty shouts was always high xD

0:59 anyone else notice the butter tub in goal 😂😂

What about the goalkeepers that never uses his arms for some reason

2:06 hey can I play? 2:08 no

the fast black kid

Who still goes to school and watched this to see if they could relate

Lool that little Ashley cole picture at the end of the video LMAO

You forgot the guy that people think is shit but is really good

There was also the latecomer... Someone has something more 'important' to do and ended up coming to play late and having to ask which team they are on.

In my school we have The I'm sorry kid The one who put the blame on everyone The "I'm hurt" one The Ronaldo wannabe The I am The only good player one

At the very start the man who scored looked like ksi

All I can add is the captain, guy who thinks he has skills but doesn't, trash ballhog, talented ball hog, the g.o.a.t and the guy who always misses

You forgot: "the shit one"

That felling when you score the winning goal is amazing 😉

"Always picked last" is me in a nutshell. I was always last to be picked and I never played well at all...

When I was at school it was The king The shit one The legend The one who tried to skill but always failed The shit GK The hog

In our school we do class vs class

1:07 the cardboard dude at the bottom of the goal

You forgot the person who puts it over the fence

The phrase "doesn't count, keeper wasn't ready" stopped me from getting 7 goals at lunch time in year 4. Only 1 of my goals counted and they only said it because they were annoyed that the kid no one liked was actually decent at year 4 lunch time football. And yes I am still annoyed about it 7 years later.

1:00 watching this after Sterling stealing Jesus' goal in the final is gold.

0:08 loving that song😉💙 any Gers fan knows why Come on the famous 🇬🇧

0:19 he threw the ball up

The one who never passes

what about the guy who hates football and everytime he gets he just hits and throws it as hard as he can

The ball owner...... A classic.

As a defender, I hate goal hangers. They are always in an offside position. And our pitch is too big for a futsal pitch but too small for a football pitch, so we don't play offside rules (also because there's no refs) but the gameplay and formation is of an 11-a-side football team. And goal hangers are always the ones who celebrate extravagantly. Glory hunters, them lot.

0:58 the slab of butter is in goal lol.

The match winner is for after every goal at my school

Who else remembers there was never a timer it was always up to 10 goals

The “post and in” guy

There's sometimes that person who just falls over the ball constantly, and the person who tries to run to the goal with the ball and still misses the goal

This couldn't be more accurate

The shit one that everyone passes to in the box to make him score.

0:51 it's so funny how he just looks at it

I'm in y10 and today this kid scored his first goal since primary and he went to training everyweek since y7 and ran round taking his shirt off. 😂

The football purist who tries to pass the ball around then gets teammates to listen and then gets tackled and concedes a counter attack

The guy who ever owned the ball was always the biggest sook in school. All my mates use to play with this guy at lunch and when ever he got megged, missed a goal or humiliated. He would snatch the ball and run off the field and start sooking by himself.

The sweaty guy just poured water on himself

What about the "Keeper who always gets the ball kicked in the nuts"

The guy that runs on the pitch for one shot but waits ages for it

Truest thing ever. Can relate to every single one 😂

“Got any ID”😂😂

The hardman had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

I relate to the overly sweaty one

Also the hogger The next goal wins The keeper switcher And the guy who kicks the ball over the fence

Got the rangers song in there so I’m happy

the goal hanger one killed me

The guy with glasses that always get broke and expects a free kick if the opposition kick the ball at his head or ‘’ glasses to break them”

I'm always the person who gets picked last🙃

These are all so true!🤣

At my school we have 1. A ball owner 2. A ball hagner 3. A keeper

Me every time 0:36 the teacher forces someone to pick me or I always get picked last

This is actual hilarious

Ya I was always the overly sweaty one. 😄

1:50 My mates do that to me sometimes lol

Glasgow rangers intro song " simply the best"

The ‘just play it one` could have won so many game but we didn’t have goal kick and the keeper was always getting his gloves on

We all have that one person that says last goal wins even tho that your 10-4 down

flipping hell I am from Zimbabwe and you just nailed it. Like you play in my park.

That butter and Tottenham have something in common They melt under pressure

Our school is just a load of 2 footers on whoever gets the ball

I love your vids

You forget the guy who gets a clean tackle on them and pretends that they just lost an arm

1:00 did anyone else realise the slab of butter was in goal 🤣

Oh my god this is so relatable

God you forget the one jammy player who only scored lucky goals. That was me by the way

Did anyone notice at the ‘goal hanger’ the slab of butter was in goal 😂

The ballhogger

0:10 love how your playing a rangers song🔵⚪️🔴

You missed out the greedy one lol

1:18- clearly post out

So true 😂

I’ve done the first one, we was 1-1 against the year 5’s (we were in year 6) and I smashed a Volley top right corner and everyone went mental

Premir leauge in a nutshel

Funniest thing Sean looks about year 9 in this

U forgot the shit one (when he scores everyone goes fucking mad) the next goal wins guy (even if they're up 10-0) the goal post maker (the goal is from my jumper to my coat) the pretend referee (who when someone fouls he pulls out an invisible card) The cuppy goalkeeper (when he kicks the ball out he makes sure it goes to the player he wants to win)The long shot taker (even if it's an open goal or the keeper stands still they go mental) The guy who decides if it's a penalty or free kick because there's no box, the person who says he's a famous footballer in the position he plays (e.g if he's attacking "I'm ronaldo" or in goal "I'm Neuer")when they're shit,the guy that when he loses count of the score u get into a big argument ("it's 5-0" "NO it's 5-2) and they eventually say start again

So me and my friend Jonathan are the dou who always go together, because we are the best defenders but we always get picked last.

I was always picked last but then one day I had a good game and ever since I’ve been playing well.

it's not my fault I sweat easy!!!

The Hakka

The slide tackler, the guy who toe pocks, the fast one, the arguments whether is a goal or not if u hit the ball on the bags, the shit player

I always try to be a goal hanger and I just block it

In the second one you can see the man throwing the ball

The 'where are the defenders' guy

When Shaun said can I play I heard a girls say no

Pretty sure I’ve been a contender of nearly all of these😂

I hate it when the kid with the ball has to go in for his dinner