Dilbert - The Trial - Prison Efficiency

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Dilbert - The Trial - Prison Efficiency

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This is a clip from the animated series Dilbert from the episode 15 - the trial. Basically, the clip is about Dilbert making prison more efficient.

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@whelpd 14 жыл бұрын

Only Dilbert could turn a prison into a business; and make it profitable

@viagra5207 2 жыл бұрын

clearly you haven't heard of private prisons

@colderplasma 2 жыл бұрын

Prisons are basically slave labor. You don’t get more profitable than that.

@Schcarraffone 2 жыл бұрын

@@viagra5207 or businesses which is the same

@sullivan4507 2 жыл бұрын

Aged like wine

@gzoechi 11 ай бұрын

In real life there would be a pointy-haired boss who would ruin everything

@consolemaster 13 жыл бұрын

"Now, I'm going to need 4 million candy bars"

@crusaderanimation6967 3 жыл бұрын

"Echh no problem "

@nicholasdruce5346 2 жыл бұрын

Spoons

@jareththegoblinking3191 4 ай бұрын

How did they…

@delvin0965 5 ай бұрын

I hate how the boss caused destruction and death and had Dilbert sent to jail. But I can’t deny that I’m enjoying the prison business scenario.

@mikedawolf95 Жыл бұрын

Tony seems like a pretty chill guy, he seems to like to be the drawing board

@brianthesilenthouseeunuchs5459 9 ай бұрын

Dilbert wants to bring the gold standard to prison

@cityhawk 6 ай бұрын

So does that mean that Dilbert was a closet Republican?

@fernandothatsonofabitch 4 ай бұрын

@cityhawk all Republicans are closeted until they get caught at a gay bar or with their paid femboy, of course

@benjaminwinnick1051 2 жыл бұрын

And if we can further ferment the toilet-wine, we can dissolve that limestone with vinegar.

@terrancestein7746 2 жыл бұрын

Thats smart.

@HolloMatlala1 2 ай бұрын

This is why some of you must never BE sent to Prison or Criminal underground world

@swissagent 13 жыл бұрын

WOW! We need Dilbert for creating job and turning every Prison into a legal profitable business. :-)

@SaintSaint Ай бұрын

Yeah... unfortunately every prison job is "legal and profitable" because the labor is unexpensed/enslaved and the costs are footed by the taxpayers. But I agree... it would be nice if they actually could keep some substantial measure of that money for savings once they had served their time. Then recidivism would be more muted. I think that's what you're driving at. We have to be precise when we speak to our legislators. Legislators aren't evil, but we the public are very stupid/lazy and often don't/"can't" testify at committee or handwrite a message to our representatives. TLDR: Stop imprisoning people for dumb things in the USA. Stop profiting from their labor. Source: I was a programmer for my state's Department Of Corrections. Now I work as a programmer for Legislature.

@SaintSaint Ай бұрын

Also.... lobbyists are sometimes quite evil. Yeah. You need to at least TRY to compete with them. Politicians don't need to be bought, because it's cheaper to trick them.

@LukaJeremic-jz5fw 2 жыл бұрын

this is peak comedy

@Sephlock 11 жыл бұрын

Won't the guards get suspicious when the prisoners start crinkling due to all the candy bar wrappers under their shirts :P?

@BalooUriza 10 жыл бұрын

You can do all that without a potato?

@ianfinrir8724 Ай бұрын

You can even do it with potatoes

@Remoniq 13 жыл бұрын

Now this is what I call comedy!

@TomaszWinnicki Жыл бұрын

PRISON CRYPTO... LOL! I watched this clip like 50 times now. I thought it was funny when I watched it on TV 20+? years ago and I think it's even more funny (+true) today. That ending... "no problem" LOL! Brilliant, totally fucken brilliant.

@HolloMatlala1 2 ай бұрын

The best Comment Ever....after this I now understand Crypto Valuations

@IrishBagel07 13 жыл бұрын

dilbert ftw

@HolloMatlala1 2 ай бұрын

1:40 The Stock Market....😂😂😂😂

@SergeantExtreme 11 жыл бұрын

Depends on whether or not they, or corporations, outsourced. Markets work, but only if you keep them local. Otherwise, the market will self adjust and degrade the quality of the super standard, while simultaneously increasing the quality of the inferior standard. Long story short, America is rapidly becoming a 3rd world country.

@acewmd. 3 жыл бұрын

You said this 8 years ago and you were right.

@SergeantExtreme 3 жыл бұрын

@@acewmd. It's just basic economics. Anyone could have figured this out.

@acewmd. 3 жыл бұрын

@@SergeantExtreme thanks captain obvious. Was it strange to find a reply on a nearly decade old comment?

@SergeantExtreme 3 жыл бұрын

@@acewmd. I'm not going to lie, it kinda was.

@griffinoleary1694 2 жыл бұрын

@@SergeantExtreme return of the king

@bisbeejim 11 жыл бұрын

Is the cost of escape tools an elastic or inelastic demand?

@BaconDragon-yr5vf Жыл бұрын

Given the close deadline for the escape and the product being a essential part of the deadline I would say it's elastic

@callmewumple 3 ай бұрын

1:10 bruhhhh his face 😂😂😂😂

@sampersonguy5337 4 ай бұрын

I am not a huge dilbert fan but this one’s pretty good

@perfacetus 13 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does 'Tino' sound a little like Robert De niro?

@TheHuntermj 2 ай бұрын

Only 1 year left till the escape!

@HasekuraIsuna 2 ай бұрын

2125 is next year? The 21st century sure flew past me

@TheHuntermj 2 ай бұрын

@@HasekuraIsuna I misheard him lol

@wilowest3509 Жыл бұрын

Now Dilbert has been cancelled it's prime time to start pumping out Dilbert again 👍 🖕💉💔☠️

@RaimundoPAM 13 жыл бұрын

@FogiTofu it would not be easyer cause that soil has no cohesion and the tunnel wouldnt be sustainable without a framing structure! ;)

@StralockJenkins 13 жыл бұрын

@whelpd You forget Andy Dufrane.

@EJAXK13 Ай бұрын

He really put the organize in organized crime.

@HolloMatlala1 2 ай бұрын

1:11 Now I understand Crypto its valuation #Context

@lugcastillo Жыл бұрын

Really hip-hop music in prison

@notcardlinsytaccount1355 Жыл бұрын

that’s where it belongs

@HolloMatlala1 2 ай бұрын

1:40 The Stock Market....😂😂😂😂 #WhiteCollar #CripsNBloods💙❤