Speaking Lesson: "triceratops" Jack: "trikeraflops"

It's a futuristic prehistoric dinosaur laser fight

"YOU PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!!!" Jack made a Scott Pilgrim reference. My life is complete.

4:22 The Land Before Time lost footage

*THIS GAME IS ALL MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE! All we need now are those vampire bunny rabbits...*

You gotta do more of this Jack

Someone please take some audio clips from this and animate them.

How the hell could the T-Rex even cock and load the shotgun with its tiny little stubs for arms

They should put poachers in the game. That way we can finally watch elephants fuck their life up

This is unseen footage of the movie called *Jurassic Universe...*

20:15 lol look at the gorilla and gazelle🤣🤣🤣🤣

Grandpa: "so what are you doing for a living?" Jack: "well..."

I have Never laughed so much while watching soccer

so simple yet so intense

i just love how the t rex melts everything by spinning

Jack: you punched the highlights out of her hair Me: Scott pilgrim is my favorite movie ever made knives Chow's hair

What if dinosaurs with guns existed now? :0

Jack is-a playing with the dinosaurs with guns What could go wrong? Edit:Thanks for the likes!

8:39 When Jack forgets to edit

12:00 That flamethrower noise is...just...awesome!

Ya hairs turnin feckin blue

#Elephantsdontgiveashit

This is PERFECTION This is so me, you know, pitting creatures against each other to see who is destroyed first.

3:51 I’m dying

It's so wacky! Play more.

T.A.D.S. Totally Accurate Dino Simulator

Nostalgia.. I used to wait weeks upon weeks for part 2-3-4 when i was a kid. I’m sad it had to end.. when I first found this acc happy wheels still didn’t reach part 20. and then when this was uploaded a few years later. I was in love this this.

*I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!*

Oh no.... THE LIGHT IS BACK

Lmao. I died at the end. Moreee Jack!

Volume:100% Me:I REGRET NOTHING!!!

I feel like humanity was never meant to be given this power, let alone Jack.

*clubtails* =ankylosaurus *finback* =dimetrodon?

I have never laughed so hard at animals playing soccer

7:30 Scott Pilgrim reference hell yeah

I laughed so hard at the little Daschund that one it for the team. It was the CUTEST thing I've seen all day.

Dinosaurs with lasers on their heads.. THATS ARK!!!

8:13 this might be my favorite Jacksepticeye moment

This is the most hilarious soccer game I've ever seen in my life xD skrew everything else, just the soccer part makes this game worth it :´DDD

18:41 - "AINT NO STOPPING THEM!" *procedes to explode into tiny bits*

"Dark wins" Are you admitting defeat to darkiplier, Anti?

That dachshund was quite the UNDERDOG!

Is it possible to fall asleep to the sounds of Jacksepticeye? Because I have.

T-REX has a stronger bite but spinosaurus has a stronger arm power and bigger claws. So jurrasic park 3 isnt so correct. That would be a long and an intense battle.

Ok Jack, it's time to bring back Subnautica and play it from the beginning. The game's updated and finished and I need my fix!!!

"THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE IN AFRICA!!!" Me: Looks like I'm moving to Africa! 😂

Jack you need to come back to this and TABS

19:25 awww that’s so cute

I was watching Disney XD and a comercial for Disney XP AND ONE OF HIS HAPPY WHEELS VIDEOS WAS ON THE I AM STILL HYPERVENTILATING

4:40 "oh yeaah, hell yeah, just a god damn dinosaur lazer fight."

Jack: sings Jurassic Park theme and puts a scene in Jurassic Park Universal Studios: Are they a joke to you?

It is always nice to revisit the golden oldies

sCOTT PILGRIM REFERENCE

WHO'S WATCHING THIS WITHOUT SOCKS

17:05 Penguins are fuckin marvelous at soccer. *3 drinks later* OK the penguins are fuckin useless hahahah

there is nothing in the WORLD more badass than a shotgun-wielding T-Rex

Jack: I flicking my head! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!!! Me: Last time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard that I fell of my dinosaur. 😋

Damn, nature, you scary. How much damage would an exploding penguin do? Is it based on the penguin's maximum health or percentage of health remaining?

True dinosaur fan are very triggered by the fact that ankylosaurus in this game is called A CLUBTAIL LIKE WTF

1:43 Spinosaurus Suicide Bombers or S.S.B If you ever see them run and say SPINOSAURUS ACKBAR Sorry i make memes like 3:22 Dogs And Penguins' Reenactment of Animal Slaughterhouses

This just confirms that Jack is the new *Dinosaur* *King*

The sounds when jack places down shit is satisfying

"That'll be enough" - *adds more* "that'll be enough" - *silence* - *adds more* "..I think that'll be enough"

I couldn't stop laughing at the challenge (mainly from the gorillas and sound of the battle). Also was anyone reminded of duck hunt when almost seeing Dogs vs. Seagulls?

I died laughing at 20:50

JACK ARE YOU GOINT TO PLAY LIFE IS STRANGE BEFORE THE STORM BECAUSE ITS BASICALLY A PREQUEL REVOLVING AROUND CHLOE PLEASEEEEEE

The Tyrannosaurus rex had the strongest bite Force of any terrestrial vertebrate. T. rex is BOSS

*game with dinos* Sean: OK, lets play. *puts two sets of guns on animals* Sean: Science have gone way too far!

Turns out his intro is auto tuned. Sorry I just randomly thought of that. Don't get butthurt kiddos.

His hair looks blue in the lighting

The dogs a hero 😂

That moment when your watching a super quite video at max volume then you accidentally click on Jacks video. In your brain: *you have 3 seconds of life left before you go deaf*

This is what it's like in Africa 😂 -jack 2017

If you want a dinosaur shooting game then i suggest play dino d-day. You get to be a dinosaurs with guns and different classes, also a T-rex if your lucky to get chosen.

I died when the tiny dog scored!

the ostrich V.S seagull fight was the most hilarious fight

It'll be a... DINOSAUR- LAZOR PARTY!!

suggestion: Rise of the planet of the dinos. 1 trex with every kind of weapon possible (excluding bombs) strapped on and 2 spinosaurus's behind him (unarmed) and some turrets placed on the ground. On the other side make a bunch of gorillas (arm a few if possible Lace the middle ground with bombs if possible. Also, I'm pretty sure the cannons are good, I just think a. they need more distance (they're cannons) and b. the elephants have weird bodies for them

OMG I GOT THE SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD REFFERANCE! I'VE EVEN READ THE MANGA

when i saw that little dog pushing that huge soccer ball i almost died of laughter

Who else doesn't want to think of the day when Jack ends his channel :(

22:22 minutes long? Illuminate confirm?

"T-Rex is a childhood memory" -Jack, 70 Million years old

13:00 Jack, the reason he got stuck is because his foot got merged into the map, that's why he can't move

I laughed so hard I fell of my chair at cut my head... Still laghing

TOP OF THA MORNIN TOOOOO YYYAAAAL LLLAAADDIIIEESSS

This is the plot of Jurassic Park 4. 😂

I LITERALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE VIDEO I NEVER STOPPED

Ummm... Jack/Sean you know that you could just have clicked on one of your animals and become them in the soccer round so you could be more in control😄 but anyways I love you you're the best!!!!!

I'm waiting for godzilla and his many forms anyone else? trust me godzilla wouldn't even be fair

17:54 i was drinking a milkshake and took a sip here and almost puked from laughing.

its a good old fashioned futuristic prehistoric dinosaur laser fight.

Jack, you can put multiple guns on a single animal/dinosaur. I don't think you did that in this episode.

It's a goddamn dinosaur laser fight.... oh sorry, wrong channel

"The cannons can't do shit." Two giraffes immediately get there heads blown off by cannons about 30 seconds earlier.

Jack- "Dark wins!" Me- *looks at invisible camera like I'm on the office*

Just so people know, they're not actually called "clubtails" and "finbacks" as the game labels them. Clubtails are called ankylosaurus, and Finbacks are actually Dimetrodons.

The baby soccer one was so funny

Tri-care-a-flops🤣 4:03

11:50 when you open the group chat and get roasted by everyone and just take it