Dirty Laundry Full Episode [Vic Michaelis, Raphael Chestang, Ryan Creamer, Carolyn Page]

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Жыл бұрын

The show about spilling secrets (but not drinks - Grant spent a lot of time on those) is back. Welcome to Dropout.tv's Dirty Laundry, where host Lily Du brings four comedians together to share their deepest, darkest, most ridiculous secrets - and see who can figure out who each secret belongs to. You can watch all of season 1 and new episodes from season 2 (releasing every other Tuesday), along with extended cocktail recipes by Grant O'Brien, by signing up for Dropout today: signup.dropout.tv
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@regrettablemuffin9186 Жыл бұрын

I love dirty laundry because everyone is trying to convince everyone that the secrets couldn’t possibly belong to them and then there’s Grant playing an entirely different game where he wants to be accused of anything

@havcola6983 Жыл бұрын

Can't blame him. Being seen as "the quirky one" in a group is a remarkably easy source of renewable attention.

@novaaurorajade6914 Жыл бұрын

Imma be completely honest I only watch for grant I freaking love him he is hilarious!!!!

@snowcrow8784 Жыл бұрын

@@novaaurorajade6914 same lol

@younghex9577 Жыл бұрын

And that's why we all love grant

@kaseybennett7415 Жыл бұрын

@@havcola6983 bro that's deep

@ethanhorn6093 Жыл бұрын

Ryan: "I am famously a piss boy" Raph: "But it could be Carolyn because she's wearing yellow."

@jodi106 Жыл бұрын

I love how fast Raf went from "Oh shit" to *"On a laptop???"*

@mirjamk Жыл бұрын

Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate Lily's look in this episode? The outfit, the hair, the GLOVES???

@tychoderkommentator2989 Жыл бұрын

She brings it every time

@joshbuchanan8541 Жыл бұрын

she painted her face to look as pale as possible

@nikkorocksalot5254 Жыл бұрын

The gloves!!!

@FishoD Жыл бұрын

Except that her face is visibly different shade than the rest of her body. Quite a fumble for the makeup artist...

@madelynedwards4020 Жыл бұрын

It’s the necklace for me!

@atakiri Жыл бұрын

I, who chooses not to drink alcohol, am so touched that there's a non-alcoholic drink option right at the front of the video. Most shows wouldn't aclnowledge that

@basementdwellercosplay 9 ай бұрын

A fellow teetotaler

@lextalk925 4 ай бұрын

Congrats fellow sober neticen!

@velonia3574 3 ай бұрын

@@lextalk925congratulations on being sober!!!

@jakealghul2051 25 күн бұрын

Cringe

@adamsmasher9769 2 күн бұрын

@@jakealghul2051get a life jake

@LoganWH8 Жыл бұрын

“Will you be honest right now, was it a Pickle Rick?” Is such a great addition to the conversation.

@SCMabridged Жыл бұрын

Grant secretly being sponsored by that "one company that makes Pineapple Amaro".

@Blue-wz5um Жыл бұрын

ryans insistence on being like "ohr you are all after me because you think im the pissboy whos the pissboy now" when he was the first one to call himself a pissboy in the episode is real pissboy behavior Edit: he wasn't first to say it but he did immediately agree with it so I think my point still stands

@GaleTheSpark Жыл бұрын

Wait, wasn't Carolyn the first one to call him a pissboy?

@Blue-wz5um Жыл бұрын

@@GaleTheSpark oh dang you're right I just went back to the part. I guess my brain just thought he called himself one first bc of his immediate confirmation "oh yeah true it is hard to defend when you're notoriously a pissboy"

@mloxard Жыл бұрын

@@GaleTheSpark That's right! But - unfortunately you didn't say Um, actually, so I won't give you this point.

@alexanderbull905 Жыл бұрын

It’s like fart in a jar martin

@fightmonkey4750 4 ай бұрын

Vic having a real life five nights at freddys' experience is pretty wild. Glad they survived the night to tell the story.

@FuzzyStripetail Жыл бұрын

There was nothing slicker than Ryan wearing a rain slicker to a first date while also subsequently and purposefully making it rain in his pants.

@LakeVermilionDreams Жыл бұрын

I was just going to ask aloud "Hey, isn't Lily supposed to have secrets sprinkled in here?" and then... "Well, here's the story..."!

@bottompercy Жыл бұрын

Fr 😂

@notoriousgoblin83 Жыл бұрын

Ryan being referred to as a pissboy is so funny without context

@crimsoneclipse0618 Жыл бұрын

I really love how Grant always has a one liner monologue to open up his stories.

@lng2750 Жыл бұрын

Wow a cocktail set?? I think the season 1 prizes were socks 😂 That's a nice upgrade!! Thanks for the full episode CH 🧡

@m4a44 Жыл бұрын

Dirty socks? :P

@Spiritoftherain Жыл бұрын

Dirty laundry socks and dirty laundry wine. They gave this show a bigger budget!

@ziwuri Жыл бұрын

@@Spiritoftherain ...and the cocktail set is available in their merch store.

@VeteranVandal Жыл бұрын

Raph is very good at this game tbh. All his reasoning is somewhat sound and he read people mostly correctly. It's actually impressive.

@GaleTheSpark Жыл бұрын

Lily: Does it have your byline on it? Raph: Probably Me: *immediately googles it* Oh hey, look, it does!

@randomcomrade6826 3 ай бұрын

I have never once heard a normal story about a hamster.

@pyuraii Жыл бұрын

"i'm looking for a relationship. that seems like a red flag." "...that's not what grant and i are looking for."

@theversusverses Жыл бұрын

my biggest problem with this series is how hot everyone is and it makes me emotionally compromised

@thegreatandterrible4508 Жыл бұрын

Well, there is a famous porn star there

@ashgold7036 Жыл бұрын

Thought this said emotionally constipated and kinda just accepted it like "yeah feel u bro"

@nothingtoseehere7554 Жыл бұрын

@lydiamourningstar2028 Жыл бұрын

Literally though. And they're all VERY different kinds of hot. Vic: wholesome and precious hot. Raph: funny intellectual hot. Ryan: guy next door hot. Carolyn: mildly edgy extrovert hot. Lily: elegant but down to earth hot. Grant: awkward goofball hot.

@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy Жыл бұрын

@@lydiamourningstar2028 lmao true

@annabeatrizzimmermann7708 Жыл бұрын

bro the boyfriend who uses tinder on a computer that is not even his really wasn't working with a full deck of cards, like c'mon this is insane lol

@mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373 Жыл бұрын

these people's lives are so damn interesting XD. Like dude I'd be proud to have secrets even half as fun as these

@rinocorn_ Жыл бұрын

I think its more so they are good storytellers, you probably have some great ones, you just got to tell them in an interesting way

@amfate Жыл бұрын

Grant and his drinks is something I will always look forward to

@thanatos3505 Жыл бұрын

Just googled the Reese Witherspoon story and yeah it's still there and Raph's name is on the byline lol

@noerartnoe Жыл бұрын

One I found with his name had been corrected to say "on 20", though. The majority of the *rest* of the first page of the google search, however, still said "20mph" - which I presume we can blame him for.

@biggusriggus7693 Жыл бұрын

If Ryan the guy who posted the wholesome videos on The Hub of like "cleaning the casting couch"

@threeheadedmountaindew Жыл бұрын

i'm pretty sure it is! i remember the name Ryan Creamer 😂

@dropout Жыл бұрын

The very same!

@anabsolnamednyx899 Жыл бұрын

Do you happen to have a link? Asking for a friend

@biggusriggus7693 Жыл бұрын

@three headed mountain dew I knew it! Always had a good laugh whenever screen grabs of the thumbnails for different videos would pop up. so many cliché video prompts flipped to wholesome fun

@LunaBeth97 Жыл бұрын

The irony of me needing to get up and pee while Ryan's explaining his story😂

@ellaveysel1041 Жыл бұрын

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A FULL EPISODE OF DIRTY LAUNDRY FOR SO LONGGG YESS

@lincolnlu9869 Жыл бұрын

They're on Dropout... Like right there

@jellorbs495 Жыл бұрын

@@lincolnlu9869 some of us are broke :(

@Pr0zimity Ай бұрын

Vic is a menace I always get so pumped when they're in a video

@Corgi6725 Жыл бұрын

It’s cool they have a non-alcoholic cocktail now too!!

@EndTheEnding Жыл бұрын

I already subbed for dropout (the streaming service, not the stud next door), but still can’t resist rewatching the whole thing here for a second time. So captivatingly entertaining. Please make more. Also can we get more seasons of Rank Room and Paranoia please? I also loved those

@juliofuentes6854 Жыл бұрын

yes, please, they were such good shows

@jessehammer123 Жыл бұрын

I NEED more Rank Room!

@bruhkakke Жыл бұрын

YES, i love watching paranoia while i smoke

@Adamdidit Жыл бұрын

Good luck with the dude next door

@sharksuperiority9736 Жыл бұрын

It wild that someone was allowed to get their driver’s licence photo taken in costume. Like, her in Canada you aren’t even allowed to smile, you have to look depressed so people can recognize you neutrally

@covertpetersen2573 3 ай бұрын

Shit did I work with Vic at Halloween haunt in Toronto in like 2008-2009 and not realize until this episode?

@charchxr Жыл бұрын

“the way your setting this up, it could be a rom com, it could be a horror movie” (4:23) i feel like that’s the vibes of every single one of these stories

@chrischrischrischris5174 Жыл бұрын

"it's strong, it's rich, it's assertive, it's sweet, this drink is everything i wish i was as a man" anyone else think 3 out of 4 ain't bad? I'd let grant charm me into buying $4 worth of stuff at a cvs any day

@lastnamefirstname8655 Жыл бұрын

thanks for the full episode of dirty laundry, collegehumor!

@R-SXX 9 ай бұрын

OVERKILL

@irokoalien 11 ай бұрын

Cackling at Grant getting to half-mast talking about the logistics of divorce-fucking

@irregularlyregularly Жыл бұрын

I am shocked and disappointed that nobody called it his "pegkle" instead of a pickle

@Greg-vq9tu Жыл бұрын

The hamster bit really got me 😂😂😂

@St4rZworld Жыл бұрын

Same

@HelgaCavoli Жыл бұрын

I LOOOOOOVE Raph's laugh! 😂 I miss him at the News videos.

@liltiger3 Жыл бұрын

“On a laptop!?” Raph oh my god!

@schist7867 Жыл бұрын

Grants cocktails seem like he read a book one time. 😂

@Not_A_Big_Fan 28 күн бұрын

One liner into Monologue is a true combo, Grant has the technique perfected

@TheAlexandrine Жыл бұрын

Can't believe he entered a cab with pissed pants

@whitemountain_ Жыл бұрын

Lily out here dazzling like a right dame from the 1920s

@buttwhittle8185 Жыл бұрын

Pissboy getting all embarrassed and unable to own up to the nickname he gave himself has to be the funniest shit ever.

@arieltallen5732 Жыл бұрын

This is officially my favorite college humor show

@JKMeZmA Жыл бұрын

Love this series, long may it continue!!

@Tesla-Cannon Жыл бұрын

These episodes remind me everyone else's life is so much more interesting than mine lol

@rebbyberard8150 Жыл бұрын

As a Marylander I am so glad I chose to watch this episode because I do feel represented by the MD and DC stories

@datafoxy Жыл бұрын

I love Raph's laugh.

@thenightranger987 Жыл бұрын

You can’t convince me that the last thing in that cocktail set isn’t a sex toy

@todaywithanewsprintfray Жыл бұрын

It’s a muddler, but I suppose you Could use it for other purposes if you’re wrong.

@andytheflag Жыл бұрын

No flared bottom, do not insert

@Bobberation Жыл бұрын

That drink actually sounds amazing and I will never buy the ingredients for it

@tedw6106 4 ай бұрын

having just finished reading about the history of tiki/hawaiian bars in the US and coming to watch this episode to see grant referring to my exact rabbit hole of research was magical

@calumhouston3308 4 ай бұрын

You could see the worry in Ryan's eyes when he mentioned how the last group he told the story to immediately changed everyone's opinion of him was going to happen again.😅

@giantred Жыл бұрын

"That's his f**k pickle" xD

@aqueelkadri8371 Жыл бұрын

College humor is like the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you But goddamn now I need the dropout subscription even more....don't tell em

@cleorobins5878 Жыл бұрын

“…she was hit by a car traveling at 20 mph, Santa Monica Police confirmed to Entertainment Tonight.…” lol

@captainwolf3805 Жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna lie, i guessed grant for almost all of them...

@dapawta Жыл бұрын

As SOON as Caroline said, "the next day" I Knew. I immediately KNEW that that shit was on purpose. Maybe they're not airing it, for legal purposes. But it was on purpose

@jessehammer123 Жыл бұрын

Are you referring to the eye-burning story?

@anabsolnamednyx899 Жыл бұрын

@@jessehammer123 I believe so

@florianbontemps9472 Жыл бұрын

What purpose, I'm confused

@mash9415 10 ай бұрын

@@florianbontemps9472 same, confused. is it that she said it was accidental?

@WorldsUnhealthiestFitPerson 4 ай бұрын

I think they mean the boyfriend was "on Tinder" specifically to cause a big scene that would then result in a big declaration with the flowers and whatnot. So the laptop bit is what sounds on purpose. I can kinda see that, but yeah, not a guy playing with a full deck.

@boyflux Жыл бұрын

That mac nut liqueur is so good! Unfortunately a roommate of mine was dating a sneaky alcoholic. He got a taste for it and then tried to water it down to cover up his indiscretion.

@cachacinha1378 4 ай бұрын

Lily Du is always so gorgeous in this series, please let us know what Lily's wearing in each episode!!! This dress is gorgeous!!!!!

@amelia3146 4 ай бұрын

Some of these literally made me gasp when I heard them & the stories/explanations after rarely made it better 😭

@k1tkat-kate Ай бұрын

As Vic started their story about being a Halloween monster performer, i was 100% sure that story was gonna be like 'oh me and this other employee who was dressed like a convict accidentally locked ourselves in this building' lol NOPE! 😂

@ScarletMagus Жыл бұрын

I would pay almost any amount of money to have Grant make me drinks. God that looks good.

@aellalee4767 8 ай бұрын

Bomb threats are most often around finals. Serious ones I don't know, but as an ex university security person, we were told to expect bomb threats around finals if there were any.

@sabriel_ Жыл бұрын

dirty laundry is one of my fav CH shows and i have a big gay crush on lily every time i love her outfits and i vote she gets an entire massive outfit budget a la Met Gala bc she always looks so good

@Kosen66 Жыл бұрын

Love dirty laundry. I have drop out but I just wanted to back up the cast on the algorithm. Y'all are doing good work

@Sheamu5 Жыл бұрын

I wish the app had comments tbh

@TheBrianJ Ай бұрын

Raph: "So then yeah, Shaq shows up and gives the guy his motorcycle." Lily: "Was he happy when Shaq got there?" Raph: "EVERYBODY is happy when Shaq gets there! If Shaq walked in right now, we'd all be happy!" Truly one of the greatest exchanges in Dropout history.

@dapawta Жыл бұрын

How old is Grant, 28 or smt? Grant really sat here and said, *slaps hood of car:* You can pack so much fucking into these 28 years

@evierae3182 Жыл бұрын

No he’s like mid thirties I think, surprisingly

@dapawta Жыл бұрын

@@evierae3182 OMFG HE ISSSSSS Just googled it, he's apparently 36 y/o. No fucking waaaaaaaayyyyyy

@mloxard Жыл бұрын

@havcola6983 Жыл бұрын

Dude is the kind of actor who would get cast in high school dramas well into his 40s

@ese.amador Жыл бұрын

@@havcola6983 he looks old asf

@MotaShotta Жыл бұрын

This is really the best Dropout show since Game Changer

@salt-emoji Жыл бұрын

The chemistry or whatever you might call it between grant and Carolyn is 🙌🙌

@rogamu7531 Жыл бұрын

Finally! I've been so excited to watch more!

@seb612schuth Жыл бұрын

This show is pretty well elaborated

@jeffolson4803 Жыл бұрын

Lily is STUNNING today wow

@SkilesHasFun 8 ай бұрын

I love that Ryan has embraced his reputation as a "notorious piss boy"

@kevinacapps Жыл бұрын

Just re-subbed to binge watch this entire series.

@malkeus6487 Жыл бұрын

Ryan, I share your pain. Every drink will soon be followed by a bathroom break. Kidney bros! Where's the bathroom?

@MinscArendia 3 ай бұрын

Vic is absolutely everything I want out of a partner. They seem like such a genuinely lovely person and are gorgeous to boot.

@eiami3450 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the episode!

@_Woo Жыл бұрын

"Who almost got shot while trying to impersonate a cop" Everyone conciously NOT looking at the black guy.

@abcdefg2120 Жыл бұрын

Which side of the pencil though? That story could either be a slightly gross anecdote or a serial killer origin story depending on whether she went in with the point or the eraser.

@IlGreven Жыл бұрын

That Reese Witherspoon story is in fact still up on ET's website with Raph's name in the byline...

@ZombieKayla Ай бұрын

One clip of Vic, and I’m a fan lol like I’m hooked to the point that I’m going to join the channel or pay for dropout lol LOVE IT

@anastasiaharder6586 Жыл бұрын

This is also perfect because I am currently actually doing my laundry

@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын

This show rules

@misteraskman3668 4 ай бұрын

Vic trurly runs the full spectrum of "let me tell you, one time…"

@jingbot1071 5 ай бұрын

This episode is the sole reason I know macadamia nut liqueur is amazing

@SpinX522 Жыл бұрын

Not a lawyer, but what was described, was not liable. Pretty sure for liable and slander it requires you to 1 know what your saying is false, and 2 that you wanted to intentionally cause harm to the person's reputation. That Reece Witherspoon story met exactly 0 criteria for liable. Guarantee it would have been dismissed pretty much immediately and that's if it even made in front of a judge.

@strangeity Жыл бұрын

Are the Dirty Laundry socks from the early episode prizes ever gonna be merch? They made the cocktail set merch!! Gimme those funky socks!!!

@mattwcheese2045 7 ай бұрын

Everyone's Happy when Shaq shows up!

@talonleuco Жыл бұрын

As a Marylander, I have never heard a more accurate description of Maryland.

@june9050 11 ай бұрын

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Bartender Grant is the hottest Grant

@AccordingToWillow 3 ай бұрын

i love how everyone else is playing an actual game while grant is just collecting spank bank material

@keysmash_roa Жыл бұрын

vic is so pretty they are gender goals

@speedracr7 Жыл бұрын

She sure is

@honeywasp138 Жыл бұрын

@@speedracr7 yeah they sure are :)

@FrumiousBandersnatch42 Жыл бұрын

I couldn't find any place on the internet that says what their pronouns are. One cite, however, claimed their gender is "female", which really irritated me.

@deatheater6222 Жыл бұрын

@@FrumiousBandersnatch42 their pronouns appear when they introduce everyone on the show

@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy Жыл бұрын

@@speedracr7 yup *they* sure are

@slyphknttdotdotdot637 Жыл бұрын

I can die now, they posted another dirty laundry full episode AAAAAAAAAAAA

@RecoveringSpartan Жыл бұрын

I don't think that was Spiced rum in the Grant the Beachcomber like the subtitles said. Looked like Appleton estate dark rum if I had to guess

@gokceyildirim8161 Жыл бұрын

shaq comment at the end, i'm such a sucker for callbacks.

@L1lmab3ans 4 ай бұрын

I googled an article on Reese Witherspoon and it actually said 20mph lol.

@andymack9085 11 ай бұрын

Awesome show

@ellied6353 16 күн бұрын

36:17 ok so in my 4th grade class we had bomb threats deadass every week to the point that we would just be hiding with the lights off still being taught 😂