Dirty Things Youtube Doesn’t Want You To Hear

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@susu_jpg Жыл бұрын

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@Mr-Rett Жыл бұрын

You're not old...calm it down

@muajin Жыл бұрын

Aren't you dating bryce hall now anyways?

@mockouchiha7579 Жыл бұрын

Me before clicking this: there are only eyes..ignore anything but the eyes 😂😂 only face

@2020Wanderlust 8 ай бұрын

“ No more slinging dope for me “ 🤣🤣🤣 I love you girl 😍 pls come over to The U.K. sometime, I need to take you out somewhere fun sometime , I’m here whenever you ready 🌻

@MeganHeartIsAmazing Жыл бұрын

Clinical studies show the more Boobatonin is released the happier a society becomes, thank you for your service soldier!

@shanebucher9524 Жыл бұрын

More boobatonin always makes me happy no matter how bad of a mood I am in. The world needs more boobatonin!

@sibspeaks7001 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@WarsunGames Жыл бұрын

LACKADAISY (Pilot) Just dropped.

@anon2752 Жыл бұрын

i know its a joke, but depression is the highest its ever been despite degeneracy (on social media or irl) being the highest its been since the weimar republic.

@zperdek Жыл бұрын

@@anon2752 don't we just got better on measuring it?

@Montie-Adkins Жыл бұрын

I think the boobatonin rant may be one of the best ever moments in history.

@anthonychristy9239 Жыл бұрын

Those poor buttons on Susu's shirt :-( Hanging on for dear life. You my dear are a treasure, please never change!

@MeganHeartIsAmazing Жыл бұрын

Those buttons work a lot harder and longer than me. I give them all the respec!

@gooblinslayer5702 Жыл бұрын

Buttons be like HOLD THE LINEEEEEE

@AZoshai Жыл бұрын

poor buttons? best seat in da house!

@nellom.8771 Жыл бұрын

I'm starting a GoFundMe for them and Thier families

@robertbradford3461 Жыл бұрын

It's the boob to arm size ratio

@Algorythmfpv Жыл бұрын

"no more slinging dope for me, thanks to our sponsor" what a great ad.

@vuuspalding Жыл бұрын

I agree with you so damn much. People click on something, then want it censored. Go down that rabbit hole and soon enough, freedom of expression and ideas will be gone. Every society, community, country that has done that, has been worse off.

@Watch-0w1 Жыл бұрын

envy.> lust

@Inertia888 Жыл бұрын

Many people gave their lives, so that we can have these freedoms. There are many places that do not allow much of any liberty, at all, if that is what people want. (they can go there) I just hope we do not have to give more of what those before us had to give, to keep what they achieved. Even more so, if that day ever does come, I hope there are enough people willing to plant those trees, that our grandchildren will benefit from, and will give no shade to us. Come for the freedom. Stay for the fight to keep it.

@toddkes5890 Жыл бұрын

"As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. " - Commissioner Pravin Lal, from the U.N. Declaration of Rights

@bayoubilly5176 Жыл бұрын

@@toddkes5890 the funnier part is how ppl who would end up taking more freedom all whilst screaming it loudly... De Santis in america is a perfect example of someone who misuses the above quotes and twists the meanings of the founding fathers. Look how they turned well regulated militia into "everyone gets guns no background checks no limits". The right wing in america is full on batshit insane. Hippies smell but Nazis are only good dead...

@SamTheGumMan117 Жыл бұрын

Raid is still the king of YT channel sponsors and keep getting that dough Susu 👏

@filthyfrankblack4067 Жыл бұрын

Nahw this is keeping Susu of THAT couch.. you know which one..

@brasssquire2672 Жыл бұрын

This is actually a very smart compilation idea. Just putting all the stuff you wanted to show but couldn’t into one video is pretty big brain

@darrenl3289 Жыл бұрын

Honestly this is a brilliant idea. Taking all the demonitizing clips and putting them into one video that has a sponsor so you still get to put out the content without worrying about the youtube algorithm! GO SUSU! KEEP WORDING WELL GOODER!

@LowkeyRitesh Жыл бұрын

And Raid shadow legends will Sponsor ANY content even a video of someone committing suicide

@darrenl3289 Жыл бұрын

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@atcera8714 Жыл бұрын

6:03 thats not how you eat Geoduck, you skin it because it's tough, you throw away what's inside the shell because it's inedible. It's like a clam but you only eat the foot

@intergalactian9178 Жыл бұрын

I watch Susu for my daily dose of boobatonin

@beforelifewaschaos 3 ай бұрын

To the first one: "Why are people mean to women that show Teedees on Stream" - Because people always are offended or jealous of those, that life a more free or open minded life than themselves! They either can't be like that or chain themselves to what they think is "appropiate" for the puplic. Sad souls :( but well, some will never learn or never want to. Apart from beeing noone of their business, but thats a whole big ass different story 😂

@mikayla_collie Жыл бұрын

10:05 THATS A LOT OF NUTS! he just left.... WITH NUTS!

@michaelmcanally8468 9 ай бұрын

Because they’re hypocrites, Susu, they cannot admit that they are turned on and rather than admit to their weaknesses, they feel the need to lash out at the object of their temptation. They think that by degrading these women that make money or gain attention for displaying their bodies, they can somehow expiate their responsibility for their own actions and urges.

@michaelmcanally8468 9 ай бұрын

I don’t recognize this particular Tommy Lee Jones film… quite a step down from, No Country for Old Men.

@michaelmcanally8468 9 ай бұрын

This guys gotta hard-on for trains.

@michaelmcanally8468 9 ай бұрын

It’s they’ve evolved in nature, it’s how Koalas have survived, and if it works who are we to dismiss them as parents. Pandas on the other hand, now they’re a mystery to me. Their physiology screams carnivores, or at least omnivores, but they only eat bamboo. Their populations are low, because Pandas would rather spend their time eating, than mating or at least looking for a mate, because they good so little nutrition from the bamboo they have to feed themselves constantly in order to survive.

@ArabianShark Жыл бұрын

The honesty and candour of the truth-saying in the boob rant broke me.

@KaMui_AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs Жыл бұрын

24:26 I just spat out my coffee.

@Hexnilium Жыл бұрын

That was a really professional sponsorship sales pitch. A job well done!

@MIICAH2 Жыл бұрын

Raid shadow legends sponsor!! 😤🤧 the tit to arm ratio came through clutch this time 😭🎉

@noscopecat3427 Жыл бұрын

0:50 susu has officially sold her soul to the devil

@lordarnold8524 Жыл бұрын

I agree 100% If you don't want to see them don't click videos. If you do want to see them but decide you don't like them just leave & look for another beautiful pair, no need to insult. Being an "old man" who has lived a very wild life I've seen plenty of things I don't personally like but I have never intentionally tried to discourage them. I'm positive there are things about me that people don't like or want to see just the same. Let people be who the want (within some limits of course if it actually harms other things). Susu, you do you girl, F the haters. I know it's easier said than done sometimes. All in reference to your rant at 5:07

@edwardballiet2167 Жыл бұрын

Your boob theory is correct, the chumps that say nasty things are trying to be morally superior but are just morally bankrupt. If you like the rack then like the video and keep it moving

@GodOfKnockers Жыл бұрын

3:05 Susu speaking the TRUTH out here, and we love her for it. YASS QUEEN!

@horusfalcon Жыл бұрын

Such passion about this issue... it must be near and dear to your heart.

@saintjackjohn Жыл бұрын

When Susu breaks out the glow sticks... a strobe light should appear. Very adorable.

@samuraiS30v Жыл бұрын

This is my first exposure to you outside of MXR plays I can see why you have a large audience. There’s a lot of thirsty simps out there.

@bladehoth Жыл бұрын

"No more slingin dope for me!" Got me good.

@Almost_Awesome Жыл бұрын

The fact that you’re posting this means you’re way too powerful at this point, demonetization doesn’t scare you, you are the strongest of us all

@sportbikeguy00 Жыл бұрын

I've never bothered to do anything on KZfaq, it's just too strict, just like Twitch, I don't even use Twitch at all because the mods and algorithms are too trigger-happy, misinterpreting stuff.

@247Barcaro 3 ай бұрын

I used to see those Tommy Lee Jones /Boss coffee commercials all the time when I visited my inlaws in Japan. Those and the Leonardo Dicaprio/Jim Beam ones.

@stevenwooden-smith1136 Жыл бұрын

Simulcast to rumble so you don't get removed and maybe one day you'll have more people on that site watching you there because they can see all of your videos

@artsilva Жыл бұрын

"Boobatonin" 😂 I Love it... I am Definitely using that.

@prinzezzqtpi5437 Жыл бұрын

Susu gives me hope that somewhere out there is a funny goth girl that will braid my hair while I press my thigh highs.

@dankmemequeen9581 Жыл бұрын

"no more slinging dope for me" - susu. Lmao i love it. 🔥

@SmokeShadowStories Жыл бұрын

Just came by for a serotonin hit. Thanks, Susu.

@owenrhoden8336 Жыл бұрын

WOW! SUSU, you are amazing! I've liked it when I've seen you on MXR-Plays, but this video was even better, from start all the way to animated you sharpening the knife at the end!😂

@wademeitner6605 Жыл бұрын

Good times kiddo. Thanks from Panama city Beach, FL

@ConfusioNIntrusioN Жыл бұрын

like re-using the same coleslaw everytime.. saved from the previous years aswell to add to the authenticity and keep the whole vibe intact 🤣

@Bluemilk92 Жыл бұрын

13:07 Greatest fear? Carnies... smell like cabbage.

@geminielemental8800 Жыл бұрын

Proud of your strength enhancement from when you when you younger. Keep it up.

@jackb7494 Жыл бұрын

I'm very curious about why Susu's shirt was being censored during the boob rant clip.

@Bladeofjapan 10 ай бұрын

9:15, the second the beat dropped. i loved the song🤣🤣🤣🤣

@toto_feather8732 Жыл бұрын

Compiling every sensitive clip into one unholy gush of a video is a sick powermove, I'll give it up ^^

@dougcolosio 7 ай бұрын

Susu is the most wholesome pervert on the Internet! ❤ Bravo!

@jakethehud Жыл бұрын

Love you by the way. I first saw you with Henry & Jeannie and then with Sasha Grey. I noticed in your vlog with Sasha, that I heard Sasha's voice at regular volume, but I had to turn it up, as I had a problem hearing you. You were about half her volume. In this vlog, I've had to turn up the volume again, in order to hear you at the normal level of all the others I watch. No problem when I watched you with Henry & Jeannie. Again, I love your vlogs and I'm glad your off the streets.

@jeremychannel333 Жыл бұрын

I should've know your handler has Su Su in it but I never thought of it to be just two letters but I'm so happy I finally found your channel & I subscribed! Su Su!

@tvheadd Жыл бұрын

I WAS THERE FOR BIBLICALLY ACCURATE BALLOON DOG! Some of the funniest stuff happened on those clown streams, they were awesome

@thomasandroid8155 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha "slinging dope" instead of knife wielding assassin, like we forgot all the blood

@Efgand0894 Жыл бұрын

Doesn't surprise me that you need to censor seafood, classic KZfaq

@TheMetalGBG Жыл бұрын

What Lovecraft book is it on your desk? Im curious cuz I kinda like HP Lovecraft

@Colonel_Zera Жыл бұрын

15:26 legit loled

@matteo6839 Жыл бұрын

Damn Susu you really know how to make a person click on a video with your thumbnails lol love you ❤

@flameofmage1099 Жыл бұрын

The frogs can not jump because they're too small. Normally they would balance using liquid in their ears but because their ears are so small they don't have enough liquid to balance midair after they jump.

@seanblaine2827 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, I had not seen the balloon animal creation!!

@ntrntzmb Жыл бұрын

"no more selling dope!" she says before proceeding to sell digital dope... hehehe

@FrnzFrdnnd Жыл бұрын

That thumbnail lol

@inh527 Жыл бұрын

Lunette?? Brought back some memories with that one!

@Pyrotopaz Жыл бұрын

Thank you Susu for spreading pure happiness

@christopherfisher128 Жыл бұрын

Ha! I remember the golden age of the net. Naptime and other mock ads were the best we're likely to see...

@technodelights9632 Жыл бұрын

the light got me. subbed.

@F-Bomb313 Жыл бұрын

no more slinging dope, ahahahah, yeah.... you just look soo gangsta

@randomcracka3 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious, I was actually singing big booty bitches at work out of nowhere best song ever.

@woodrobin Жыл бұрын

The boobatonin deprivation equation solution is simple: it's self-hating people who were raised as prudes. They still want to see boobs, but they feel bad about wanting to see boobs (because they had bad parents who parented badly, and bad teachers, and/or bad nuns (but not the good kind)). So they want the people showing the boobs to feel as bad about showing them as they feel about wanting to see them. They're just continuing the cycle of prudery (which is a form of sexual abuse, in that it ruins people's ability to be sexual in a healthy way). They were warped, so they think it's their duty to warp everyone else the same way.

@FLStyle Жыл бұрын

Four fucking years about hearing about this game I will never play, here's to never dying Raid Shadow Legends KZfaq sponsorships

@JPFR65 10 ай бұрын

A few comments... 1) WOW...how old is that first clip? 2) That short, straight hairdo looked good on you. 3) Who were you cosplaying with the red nose? I didn't recognize the character. 4) GREAT Violet cosplay.

@malone4735 Жыл бұрын

It’s a Great Day When Susu Uploads ❤ 🔪

@fransuke12 Жыл бұрын

That "Knifu"

@flamedphoenix84 Жыл бұрын

Agree, you are so right.

@cakewithbeans245 Жыл бұрын

"No more slinging dope for me" QLDJQLDJLQD I ALMOST SPIT MY COFFEE

@wardrakephoenix6102 Жыл бұрын

Boobatonin, My new favorite word. 4:37

@Nocare89 Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed the voice crack at the geoduck xD

@mikequinn2000 Жыл бұрын

18:39 I don't remember the specifics, but some frogs didn't adapt an ability to jump on land...?.. (If my understanding is right.) HOWEVER ZeFrank has a video about it and (imo) it's pretty good.

@investigate711 Жыл бұрын

thank god i didnt have to see an ad. straight to the point 😂

@bobmorneau6738 Жыл бұрын

Susu, you inspire me with your trust in those buttons!

@filthyfrankblack4067 Жыл бұрын

sad zipper-kun noises.

@phillipdavis9941 Жыл бұрын

That's why I have 2 dogs and a cat so any weird sounds I here I can just blame on a pet 😂

@JHartModelworks Жыл бұрын

The T2Arm ratio is always fantastic.

@fhafnir7616 Жыл бұрын

Videos que alegran la tarde 😊

@urbonx Жыл бұрын

a mimir

@Zer0Spinn Жыл бұрын

oh dios mío realmente entiende español 😱

@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 Жыл бұрын

Huh? 🗿

@guywithabatpic Жыл бұрын

@@Zer0Spinn que no es de Puerto Rico?

@Dwyrm23 Жыл бұрын

Creo que es Puertorriquena o decendencia pr pero vive en EE.UU

@VanGohman 9 ай бұрын

You make great content. Your thumbnails alone are more substantial than other tuber's whole videos. Everything else is just gravy. Above and beyond the call of duty. :)

@mxmajewski Жыл бұрын

Years ago George Carlin had a joke about 7 words You can’t say on TV, in a way this vid gives me the same vibes.

@Lucky_Logan Жыл бұрын

Poor SuSu, she’s so gorgeous, attention grabbing, and her comedy is fucking on point. I love this chick. If her personality is the same off camera, then she’s definitely that rare gift from the gods

@PVAPlayy 10 ай бұрын

simp

@camerondelandro83 9 ай бұрын

u are a virgin

@amanveer6461 7 ай бұрын

lil nigga she does not know who you are

@akun50 Жыл бұрын

@31:25 - I swear to heavens, Zero sounds so much like youtuber Matt McMuscles right here.

@mykindofweird 3 ай бұрын

Lol at the Today Show reaction HAHAHAHA

@BigDaddyJinx Жыл бұрын

They often claim that diamonds are the strongest thing on Earth today...I disagree. I believe that the thread holding those buttons on the shirts takes that distinction.

@pokeystone1564 Жыл бұрын

Well you certainly chopped my tree down with this raid ad

@dibujador9458 Жыл бұрын

16:04 Susu basada, obvio Spidey es tremendo héroe 🤟😎🤟

@valinapanui7186 Жыл бұрын

because your country is too bloody far bro and there's a lot of reasons not to be there right now

@tylermock9949 Жыл бұрын

I will never forget the song of our people.... 🤣 I have both original and the extra good version they made on my Playlist. These are anthems.

@69baker69able Жыл бұрын

16:56 C'mon man, that is and will always be awesome!.

@Toga17701 Жыл бұрын

5:49 ahhhhh AHHHHHH AHhAAHahaahHH!!!!!!

@cylewhipple7442 Жыл бұрын

missed the stream with the awesome sword earrings darn it, really awesome looked great.

@EmpoleonFighter Жыл бұрын

Great video Susu. Your content is always fun and entertaining.

@adamwick8283 Жыл бұрын

"No more slangin dope for me" I'm fckin 💀🤣

@robbin4380 Жыл бұрын

Its midnight and she had me howling at the first clip...😂😂😂😂😂😂....let's not be rude boys.. I like that logic😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@69trudian Жыл бұрын

You preach Susu I will follow 😊

@lythonoise 3 ай бұрын

15:51 The Japanese actor is famous for playing a junior high teacher. Kinpachi Sensei?

@Mr-Rett Жыл бұрын

24:42 other than ear dwarfing/boxing or just a small amount of "Family love & respect" and your child will never act like this... AD&D... ADH&D nooo problem...There is a spot below the node... It works for a time out. 1,2,3...1,2,3.

@Mr-Rett Жыл бұрын

Or go outside to get the mail. Smoke a bone, grab the mail, come back in and do what they do. Maybe break something in front of them... Watch and join the reaction... Golden times.

@joeyclemenza7339 Жыл бұрын

Soooooo... its safe to say this video isn't monetized?

@donttellsoma5415 Жыл бұрын

I came in here from an ig post that made my eyes err look somewhere and I laughed cause it said I lost so I just had to check this video out 🤣

@seanblaine2827 Жыл бұрын

compliments on the earing!

@RodgerRamjet 2 ай бұрын

how to " out-youtube" KZfaq........... in one easy lesson.. Mission:Accomplished...

@vippsmillennial6336 Жыл бұрын

13:11 is that Amy Schumer😳

@ellebleisch6853 9 ай бұрын

I like your channel for keepin it real. I like your hair and look in older vids thanks for being interesting. i would say tho isnt the people who ruin things are often jealous of the successful of others and want to make people work for everything because thats there shallow pleasure to gate keep and be a brat. Sadly we can all get stuff easy but thats life.