Disco Elysium Kim Kitsuragi ASMR - Soft-spoken Dialogue Compilation

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Жыл бұрын

contains spoilers, all the quietest lines are in the second half of the video
software used: AssetStudio for gathering audio files, Audacity for audio compilation, Sony vegas 19 for finished video

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@pedrohenriquemouramarchett9122 Жыл бұрын

Im down so bad bro

@moralkombat66 Жыл бұрын

I'm down horrendous

@roadworkaheadIsurehopeitdoes Жыл бұрын

Down astronomically 😔

@starsasmirrors Жыл бұрын

me and you both

@valienpire Жыл бұрын

down to the Earth's core

@mimityty Жыл бұрын

down with the clown

@daistellae 5 ай бұрын

whenever kim disagrees with harry: whatever you say beautiful

@thetaaaa Жыл бұрын

Kim: "Yes officer. Seven people are dead. It's not a success." Me: "Whatever you say officer... Your voice is so pretty..."

@cozmo_Comet Жыл бұрын

his voice is so beautiful

@postman2326 Жыл бұрын

that's jullian champenoise for ya

@thomasway0320 10 ай бұрын

This game really is amazing like that, there’s a lot of dialogues that I feel like would “NEVER” work this well if it’s not executed to this kind of perfect, especially all those racial and sexual topics, it all feels normal, even if it’s extremely bizarre at the same time.

@voz12 Жыл бұрын

i'm so fucking normal right now

@zeusfobia1091 15 күн бұрын

I am not.

@Superbl0bby Жыл бұрын

The way this man says revachol 😩😩

@_baniraaisu6711 Жыл бұрын

Omelette Du Fromage 😌🙏❤️💞💕

@googplusisawful1922 Жыл бұрын

1:48 that gently murmured "I fear..." whewwoofkdjndnfn

@Beebusm Ай бұрын

Omggggslhsnsvsksgkabqlhaka

@rebishroom Жыл бұрын

5:28 (the "kissing your partner" line) 12:51 "this feels good, doesn't it?" This man is my babygirl

@squibl__ 3 ай бұрын

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] - Oh, that's the *good* stuff, baby. Fuck yes, we need him so bad. LOGIC [Easy: Success] - Listening to this on repeat will do *wonders.* DRAMA [Medium: Success] - They are correct, my liege. Lieutenant Kitssssuragi isss the finessst of them all.

@dj-murlock Жыл бұрын

I have made the terrible mistake of reading the comment section for both these videos and I am fairly sure at least 40% of the comments on them were written with one hand.

@EakiTurtle 10 ай бұрын

this is actually so funny to me

@ch40t1csm1l3 9 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@maybemablemaples2144 11 ай бұрын

This man has no business being this smooth. I could listen to him all day. No wonder most of the stats are completely enamored with him.

@googplusisawful1922 Жыл бұрын

12:51 "this feels good, doesn't it" (faints)

@PermianExtinction Жыл бұрын

Harry: [Composure: Failure] "I want to have fuck with you"

@postman2326 Жыл бұрын

@dey12956 Жыл бұрын

8:43 i need to hear this so bad now

@someoneelse7287 11 ай бұрын

You will get your shit together. It doesn't matter how long it takes, you'll be able to do it. Start with what you can do. Go on a short walk, clean a part of the kitchen, dust off the blinds, something that is more than what you're doing right now. In a week or two, we can increase that amount, but for now, let's just focus on improving something. Alright? You've got this.

@AutieZo 6 ай бұрын

i like 8:35

@SessVlogs Жыл бұрын

2:45 Words hurt, Kim.

@basedbattledroid3507 Жыл бұрын

I cannot focus on the case when this man is my partner

@postman2326 Жыл бұрын

kim kitsuragi is a real existing person

@lunamoon5858 Жыл бұрын

sooooo normal about him yes

@mintsmooth860 Жыл бұрын

im so gay i want him to whisper an audiobook in my ears while im falling asleep

@doctorsmex 6 ай бұрын

this stopped a panic attack in its tracks. this video heals

@kotzpenner Жыл бұрын

Finally I can sleep soft and soundly

@charlythecherry Жыл бұрын

literal heaven lmao

@eatpant4ever 8 ай бұрын

I seriously wish there'd be some kind of Giving-compliments-to-Kim-Game-Simulator or Kim-Talks-To-You-Non-Stop-The-Game... I can't get enough of it. Such a calming and reassuring voice. Jullian a la voix d'un ange. 😇 The perfect voice for such an amazing character. 💕

@MegidolErin 4 ай бұрын

Desperately need his VA to make an audiobook with the Kim voice. I don't even care what it is, I will listen to the whole thing

@RookHMA Жыл бұрын

8:43 I need a Kim to tell me this every time something goes to shit.

@roadworkaheadIsurehopeitdoes Жыл бұрын

I’m blushing so hard rn

@benny9406 8 ай бұрын

kim ithink im a homo-sexual

@Romanticoutlaw 11 ай бұрын

I have never been down worse in my life I swear to god

@radiosuitcase1 4 ай бұрын

I can't keep going like this bro 😭😭😭

@lexandra9242 11 ай бұрын

it is illegal to have such a voice

@googplusisawful1922 Жыл бұрын

5:28 for "kissing your partner" line 😌

@rebishroom Жыл бұрын

WHEN DOES THIS LINE HAPPEN HELLO

@jaytoddsquad Жыл бұрын

@@rebishroom when you tie in suzerainty im pretty sure

@rebishroom Жыл бұрын

@@jaytoddsquad OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD TIE

@tomfallon4440 Жыл бұрын

Sunset, parabellum 💤

@mirrorjuice 11 ай бұрын

*sunrise

@fromunderthecorkdre Жыл бұрын

i need him now.

@artlover6923 8 ай бұрын

Therapy: - cry with the slightest questioning - delayed gratification - can't expect shit - have to play attention to this emotion shit 57th's finest: - happy hearing kim's dry and sarcastic back-handed insults -free serotonin - can always expect this every replay - sleep to kim and wake up to kim without caring about what he says

@jesusfan1453 Жыл бұрын

11:46 😳

@renaigh Жыл бұрын

the only french accent I can listen to.

@chief_mourner Жыл бұрын

step on me kim

@vasyaka_h 10 ай бұрын

It's been like a week and I've been listening this video almost every night. I often have nightmares, don't sleep well and wake up in a cold sweat, but for some reason his voice helps me sleep well and without nightmares. I think it's my new addiction.

@lelanddyke8386 Жыл бұрын

down horrendous

@FangTheCat Жыл бұрын

me fr

@curiousauthor9827 10 ай бұрын

his voice is so pleasant and relaxing i love it when he says something in this kind of tone

@madonnango5422 Жыл бұрын

His voice😶💞💖❤it truly calms me down, thank you😶‍🌫💘💓💗💗

@benny9406 6 ай бұрын

every time i open this video im like hi Kim i missed you

@nothankyou8568 Жыл бұрын

This is embarrassing to have in my history

@renaigh Жыл бұрын

quite the opposite in fact

@VikaGoose Жыл бұрын

Надеюсь, что никто не увидит в моей истории это

@basedbattledroid3507 Жыл бұрын

I'm honoured to have this in my history

@giuseppe2711 2 ай бұрын

Kim: 'Miss, excuse my colleague. He has recently suffered brain damage." 🤣🤣🤣

@frontierpsychiatrist2584 Жыл бұрын

I need one of these for Egghead, PRONTO

@renaigh Жыл бұрын

that would be Earrape

@jaredvincent3323 2 ай бұрын

I have never wanted to have relations with a video game character this bad

@LostbyElysium Жыл бұрын

This is great lol

@choy1217 11 ай бұрын

I listen to this every night

@benny9406 7 ай бұрын

anyone else folding their laundry to this rn

@oleoavinagrao 4 ай бұрын

this is a boyfriend asmr if i've ever seen any

@jjju3 Жыл бұрын

Having the most normal one

@vermillionz 27 күн бұрын

12:51 its all over the screen

@bialyjaskier 5 ай бұрын

There must be another way into the building

@JewellryMoon Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!!

@nomorepikachu 5 ай бұрын

Is it illegal to fall in love with the police officer who‘s suspecting you of murder? asking for a friend

@EakiTurtle 9 ай бұрын

i swear to god i keep coming back to this video . i dont even mean to. i just do and every time i do i listen the whole way through

@chenshi3692 Жыл бұрын

thank you so much

@gildedoverture 9 ай бұрын

I’m so fucking normal right now

@starsasmirrors Жыл бұрын

👉👈

@haeley69 5 ай бұрын

at the lowest point in my life rn

@Quzga 4 ай бұрын

Same!

@guywithaguitar1827 3 ай бұрын

Always been!

@dumbvee4188 3 күн бұрын

I'm a very normal and sane member of society, and I don’t get flustered by listening to this man talk, I swear

@marogmartz 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for this video

@ChelseyK1ng Жыл бұрын

ok but could we possibly have all his voicelines somewhere

@umda700 5 ай бұрын

Now we do! GrandFrance posted an 8-hour long vid of all the Kim's voicelines

@ChelseyK1ng 5 ай бұрын

@@umda700 thanks for telling me, found it 😭

@AndreaAirlines 5 ай бұрын

Vocal fry: the videogame

@cepheusSuperior Жыл бұрын

we know who this is for

@paigehoney9055 2 ай бұрын

@cepheusSuperior 2 ай бұрын

@@paigehoney9055 ohh yo wassup dude

@paigehoney9055 2 ай бұрын

@@cepheusSuperior Not much! Week was stressful but Kim helped me get through it

@Nadrajreta Жыл бұрын

5:12, 10:59

@virtualcynical8515 Жыл бұрын

I love the idea of someone hearing this who's never played Disco Elysium. They would be, Extremely Confused

@judethedude597 5 ай бұрын

hell nah they turned kim into a PRONOUN💔💔💔

@holofernez 5 ай бұрын

WHAT??????

@fromunderthecorkdre 3 ай бұрын

him hitsuragi ☝🏻

@squarepantsu5837 Жыл бұрын

It feels illegal to listen to...

@WrongNumber76 Жыл бұрын

Wheres cuno asmr

@thetaaaa Жыл бұрын

CUNO DOESN'T FOOKIN CARE

@verevka3850 8 ай бұрын

It's more like the alarm clock

@GlitteringChesh 5 ай бұрын

@@verevka3850cunoesse would make a better alarm clock lol

@mightytaco123 5 ай бұрын

One of my favourite parts with Kim is the tribunal and examining the body.

@nunita141 3 ай бұрын

ugh I'm so fucking in love

@Gm-ce5kg 5 ай бұрын

i facken knew this kind of vid would exist

@thomasway0320 10 ай бұрын

I love that there’s two types of (vocal) ASMR that I listen to, which are completely opposite. One is Japanese erotic AMSR, and the other is men talking with calm soothing voice that really makes me wish I’m gay. And that’s why I’m confused as to why people go on twitch and watch women tap some bullshit into their mic, *men* talking calms me, soothes me, every problem I have with life suddenly vanishes, mental issues gone, sexuality confused.

@alfredzhang1407 10 ай бұрын

bro you might be a bit gayer than you think

@audiomanwithaudioplan964 9 ай бұрын

assigned homosexual at asmr (affectionate)

@prima_covers 6 ай бұрын

You don't have to be gay to be attracted to men tho :D

@valartman2671 6 ай бұрын

Don't worry. A lot of heterosexual men have such cravings. After all, who's better to comfort you than a bro who's usually so very loud, this time speaking gently for you.

@Evilvillain666 6 ай бұрын

@@valartman2671That’s cute actually, I like that a lot.

@oimate6357 10 ай бұрын

God yes

@vermillionz 27 күн бұрын

I need this man’s voice so bad it’s not even funny

@mothhg5195 2 күн бұрын

i think im going to

@froufroudeluxe 2 ай бұрын

Lord forgive us

@warmblanketlover 7 ай бұрын

i am very normal and i do not seek parental guidance from this man at all

@e-vahn6115 Жыл бұрын

😳

@kiananombrefia1597 2 ай бұрын

2 seconds in and i have to pause as i process how the sound i made was nowhere near human

@mothhg5195 2 күн бұрын

im so normal

@mumdidntraisenofool 3 ай бұрын

im gay for kim

@mollynguyen8101 Ай бұрын

00:35 🫶

@iwantaplushia8307 Жыл бұрын

How did you even get all of this dialogue?😂

@jamile363 22 күн бұрын

1:48 GRRAAAAAHHHHH

@jamile363 22 күн бұрын

i need him

@VikaGoose Жыл бұрын

АХХАХАХАХХАХА

@banhmyden4994 2 ай бұрын

I want to marry Kim

@gryphon50c 5 ай бұрын

favorites below (I am unwell)

@gryphon50c 5 ай бұрын