Disney's Unhinged Villains Cruise Musical

Disney's Unhinged Villains Cruise Musical - DIStory Dan

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Have you been on a Disney cruise and found yourself trapped in the underworld? Well that was the story for close to a decade of Villains Tonight performances. This show is both a masterpiece and a trainwreck. The costumes are beautiful and tragic. Man....
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@chrisfrancis3433 2 жыл бұрын

"This movie would've killed Sigmund Freud on the spot" LMAOOOOOOOO

@abbycollins 2 жыл бұрын

I mean he isn’t wrong.

@samwill7259 2 жыл бұрын

Dan reminds me of that uncle at every family function that is always sitting at the middle of the table, telling stories at 1 in the morning around the campfire that are making you wonder if you can laugh yourself to death. his red faced, cackling enthusiasm is IMPOSSIBLY infectious.

@DiabloSandwich59 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite joke was "The Beast (as in Beauty and the)". I feel like within this joke you were able to cancel out all of Hades' bad jokes. Well done!

@abbycollins 2 жыл бұрын

Did he even have a last name? Like he’s just the prince or the beast. Heck, Belle didn’t have a last name! So what’s Bens last name, Ben Beauty and The? I need answers!

@harmc2301 Жыл бұрын

@@abbycollins who’s Ben? The beasts real name is Adam

@FenTastic18 2 жыл бұрын

To add to your Descendants rant: they also *specifically brought the dead villains back to life in order to imprison them on Evil Island* which is a bit of narrative nonsense *alone* like: why bother at that point? Why not just say the kids were born *before* the stories happen so you have a better reason for the VKs to *want* to be evil and free their parents in the first place? Just… the costumes are cool and all that, but I think it’s honestly intended to disguise the flimsy narrative base that is the premise for this movie

@solarmoth4628 2 жыл бұрын

Bringing dead people back to life specifically to create a penal colony/slum for their descendants sounds pretty evil for our good and pure disney heros and princesses.

@SarahJareth 2 жыл бұрын

The BEAST built a wall. HE BUILT THE WALL. That's just extremely messed up and extremely uncomfortable to think about also why is he the one who gets to decide to put the kids of villains in a 3rd world country?

@SarahJareth 2 жыл бұрын

Again why is The Beast the judge for imprisoning children of shitty people who might otherwise want to not be like their parents in a slum? If memory serves me correctly he locked an old man in a cold dark dungeon to die of starvation and then imprisoned his daughter before he came around to the good side. He wasn't the nicest guy with the cleanest conscience

@becuaseimbored3481 2 жыл бұрын

Was anyone going to tell me that king beast resurrected all the dead villans or was i just supposed to read a KZfaq comment and find that out myself?

@eerielakeerie 2 жыл бұрын

i hate that i’m able to say this but: theres actually pretty solid exploration of all of this in the book series. like, the movies are strange and flimsy at best but the books…they’re surprisingly solid??

@rebeccabeaulieu1981 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve actually done a show with that Kronk. He played Bert in a Portsmouth NH production of Mary Poppins! He’s very lovely, currently Willy Wonka on the national Tour of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Villains Tonight was so silly and chaotic

@strawberry6532 2 жыл бұрын

not me pausing to read Juliana's descendant rant (edited bc i wanna give credit to the amazing accurate rant)

@DistoryDan 2 жыл бұрын

that's actually Julianna's - our new video co-editor's rant. She really got into it!

@strawberry6532 2 жыл бұрын

@@DistoryDan omg Juliana had me agreeing!

@frogBISCUITS 2 жыл бұрын

Can we just talk about the fact that this whole show was basically that one scene from Twisted the musical where all the villains come out but stretched over 45 mins?

@bobgavemeabiscut 2 жыл бұрын

best parts of this video are the descendants rant and Dan saying he sucks the skin off of skittles

@MicheleKlinger 2 жыл бұрын

When I’m cracking up from the first moments of a Disney Dan video, I know I’m in for a fun ride 🤣. This musical is A LOT lol

@YEPEER0 2 жыл бұрын

HOW

@shanecasey8365 2 жыл бұрын

this "disney dan" guy is so excruciating. The irony of him covering cringe while being the main source of it is......rich.

@joelmccoy1989 2 жыл бұрын

I just absolutely love how Jay Leno portrayed Hades in this show.

@LucasBradleylpbproductions6 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the return of the Disney "Cruise-icals". First it's Toy Story, and now Villains Tonight! If you could find footage of it, what about the Disney Cruise show that is "Muppets Ahoy"? It only ran for ten days in the Disney Wonder Cruise in 2006. If not, then that's totally fine. Also, I too look forward to Part 2 of Ursula's costume evolution.

@Bergeson1 2 жыл бұрын

Pain & Panic actually came into the house pre-show & interacted with the audience before running up onstage to start the show. I have a GREAT memory of them chatting with me & trying to get me to buy them popcorn when I saw this show in 2014 on a Halloween on the High Seas cruise.

@brevin630 2 жыл бұрын

I think one of my favorite lines in the show, and I'm pretty sure this is how it goes, is when Hades is explaining how evil he is by saying he made certain evil characters looks like non-evil ones, and he goes "I'm SO evil, I'm just gonna say Lindsay Lohan and let you guys write your own joke." THAT cracked me up.

@nemo_of_napa 2 жыл бұрын

Okay but how is the song “Twisted” from Twisted a better villain medley than this?

@Laurabeck329 2 жыл бұрын

because twisted is the greatest parody musical of all time

@missybarbour6885 2 жыл бұрын

Because StarKid slaps next question

@becuaseimbored3481 2 жыл бұрын

Because people cared about twisted

@llamasandanime 2 жыл бұрын

Why do I have a feeling that Mrs. Disney Dan has a lot of input into what sponsorships Dan takes? Fancy handsoap? scented candles? Manscaped?

@juliannagoodwin2875 2 жыл бұрын

Even though the cruise is a lot in every single aspect, I love it. It’s so funny and cute. I love it so much. And I love the fact that they put Yzma and Kronk in it. They’re so underrated. Yes, Hades looks like if Heatmiser tried to be as blue as Snowmiser, but! It’s really fun. Okay, Scar’s costume is a mess and I kind of hate it, but I see what they were trying to do…I think. Please tell me you’re going to do the same thing with the Aladdin Spectacular! That genie was hilarious and weirdly created.

@Psylove17 2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping you would mention that Facilier was in the musical at some point. There were even some photos of a sort of puppet of Chernabog. For some reason they were cut. Really fun video! ❤

@becuaseimbored3481 2 жыл бұрын

I think the reasons they were cut was: 1. Chernabog is really scary for little kids 2. Dr. Facillier is fun and all, but he represents a negative stereotype about voodoo, which is real religion most practiced by black individuals, so they probably wanted to avoid that controversy

@Psylove17 2 жыл бұрын

@@becuaseimbored3481 I remember reading that Facilier's segment didn't flow well with the rest of the show and was cut in the end. So while what you say about Facilier is a good point, I think (in this case at least) it was done frome a technical practical standpoint. As for Chernabog, yes, Chernabog is scary. Though sometimes I wonder if they intended to use him in a more comical way, like in House of Mouse.

@guyaneseangel1992 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I wasn't ready for the Drag Race music, that was incredible 😂

@wendymccoy1093 2 жыл бұрын

Hades is played like a sassy twink and I'm 1000000% here for it.

@myriadmediamusings 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta put taking a Disney Cruise on my bucket list cause everything I hear about all the character stuff that happens on there is nuts.

@ghuleh27 2 жыл бұрын

christ, dan's laughter is infectious. every video always puts a smile on my face lmao

@TheVloggerDude2018 2 жыл бұрын

“How do you know each other?” ….”FACEBOOK!” Gets me EVERY TIME

@UrLocalCatGirlnamedDion Жыл бұрын

Proof the actor of hades uses Facebook

@cheyannepreuitt8759 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Finally SOMEONE talks about this amazingly weird trainwreck! I like the concept of this cruisecal, since all of the villains together sounds pretty cool but what's going like- at all? It's weird and cringeworthy and I absolutely love it.

@Amporalicious 2 жыл бұрын

7:27 saw it from the front like "oh theyre not long" then he points to the side like AH. thats some toy story right there, watching the presents

@nodesire9291 2 жыл бұрын

dude, Descendants has A LOT of HORRIFYING IMPLICATIONS when you start thinking about it. DOPEY HAD A CHILD! it is a WILD franchise.

@CelestialDarkness45 2 жыл бұрын

nothing beats Dan laughing himself silly over his own jokes. XD this cruise-ical was a trainwreck.

@joeymontgomery1191 2 жыл бұрын

That blue, long-nosed guy with glasses has to be either Panic from “Hercules” or a Blue Meanie…

@annaweigel9905 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I saw this musical on the Dream when my family went in 2014, then blocked it out of my mind and you dug up my suppressed memories from wherever the heck they were living their merry lives

@ZeroExperiment 2 жыл бұрын

I think i’m gonna give Descendants a shot. Coincidentally also gonna start day drinking

@ReturnOf2008 2 жыл бұрын

Cruella IS ruler of the underworld… in Once Upon A Time :)

@Phoenix-sb6hl 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's more unhinged, this review or the actual show

@morganc5154 2 жыл бұрын

Please keep making videos about Disney Cruisicals! These give me the giggles so much

@sarahhumble8246 2 жыл бұрын

Please do the atrocity of Disney’s Wishes. Here’s the summary: The show focuses on three high school students on the verge of graduation going on a journey through several Disney films learning how to stay a kid at heart despite growing up. … yup. Worst show ever

@VanceOctober 2 жыл бұрын

God that Twin Peaks melody near the end had me rolling. Thanks for explaining this oddball show, Dan!

@camillegregory589 2 жыл бұрын

Same girl, same! This whole video was hilarious but the Twin Peaks music sent me to another dimension. 😂

@armanichu6395 2 жыл бұрын

Frankly, this was my first introduction to Disney Hades and I have no regrets about it.

@gothamsangel 2 жыл бұрын

The real tragedy was them forgetting Tupperware Scar in the finale

@Nikita-op5jq 2 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I would love to see this with some wine in my system 😂😂😂

@Taydar 2 жыл бұрын

Do you think Dan introduces his family to people like Mirabel in Encanto?

@hayleywaalen2612 2 жыл бұрын

This is the perfect musical for Halloween.

@MollyKillers 2 жыл бұрын

Kenny (and possibly Julianna I guess) was FULLY unhinged in this edit and I 👏 am 👏 here 👏 for 👏 it!!!!!

@DayanaraDays 2 жыл бұрын

I must have mentally blocked out the trauma of this show. I know I saw it, I remember being there. . . Yet, this was a surprising video. 🤣

@perrilewis180 Жыл бұрын

17:20 I honestly love that outfit. It's really cute and would be a great disneybound and or dapper day fit. Like it's got the dalmatian pups on it instead of the poodle

@KatCrit 2 жыл бұрын

I will never look at skittles the same way again…

@rebeccabeaulieu1981 2 жыл бұрын

So much happened in this video I forgot that joke was even made

@xlizzieeeee 2 жыл бұрын

that descendants rant was everything.

@slurpeeman86 2 жыл бұрын

I hope Dan plays a creepy killer in a horror film so he can properly use the line "You ever stuck the skin off a Skittle?" Hell, it'd be even better if Dan was a scare actor in a scare zone at HHN. Go ahead, imagine that.

@dontdriveat88 2 жыл бұрын

All because Hades didn't get a villain song.

@kandisdoee3548 2 жыл бұрын

When the camera zoomed on hades mouth asking the audience If they were “Having fun” I hollered 😂😂😂😂

@larrymantic2635 Жыл бұрын

Yep

@Psycho5275 2 жыл бұрын

Hades is as if nobody could do a good James Woods but someone could do Patton Oswalt

@stro-ganoff 2 жыл бұрын

Pausing to read the scrolling note was a doozy as someone who never fully watched descendants lol

@OsmSkylandersCheats 7 ай бұрын

I can't believe you didn't mention that Iago literally says "he's right behind me, isn't he" in this.

@Wendish1971 2 жыл бұрын

This is it. The best Disney Dan video ever.

@steventuscano9233 2 жыл бұрын

I laugh out loud very much on this Crusical! Even the "We'll Be Right Back" part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vivianhaley5641 2 жыл бұрын

i have a memory of seeing this show when i was little. i was absolutely obsessed with hercules as a kid and loved the show. it was when i saw this show that i decided that i wanted to work for disney entertainment. it was goofy and i loved it. 💗💗

@banjkazfan 2 жыл бұрын

"'Have you ever sucked the skin off a skittle' is something I just said; how's your day going?" It was a pretty lousy day before you made me crack up laughing; it's much better now! 🤣 thank you for all of the laughs about this absolutely bonkers show!

@ReturnOf2008 2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that the Jonas Brothers cover of Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me) being used in the Hook section?

@lazilybusy 2 жыл бұрын

I think so!

@Nikita-op5jq 2 жыл бұрын

The real question here is, what are those actors thinking tho hahaha

@Koolkitty_9 2 жыл бұрын

The underworld ghost thingies make me think of the mini Snowmeister guys 😂😂

@belles_library 2 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever sucked the skin off a Skittle?" Need a t-shirt and merch with this on it. Would love for you to check out the Beauty and the Beast cruise musical they did based on the live action film.

@missybarbour6885 2 жыл бұрын

Forget that guy's Patrick Warburton impression, I wanna hear that lady's Eartha Kitt impression! The voice is so specific!

@flower-yl6iw Жыл бұрын

i am absolutely obsessed with that cruella she stole the show in my eyes

@laurynmorganthomas4445 Жыл бұрын

I am late to the party but just rediscovered Dan and his *chef's kiss* videos, but Kronk is just giving Lord Farquaad. I can only see a tall Lord Farquaad 😂

@abbycollins 2 жыл бұрын

I thought this show was like THE FUNNIEST as a kid. Why? I was in 6th grade. And the pool was closed. I remember requesting this in the toy story video. Glad to finally see this admittedly guilty pleasure finally being joked about. You’re a super funny guy.

@olivernugent4464 Жыл бұрын

5:57 I thought dan was gonna say “The staff looks suspiciously like a goomba on top”!

@rebeccabeaulieu1981 2 жыл бұрын

You should also do Doug the Musical from MGM

@charliemassey6764 2 жыл бұрын

Lol my dad is the Hades in this musical! I remember watching this and the Disneys Believe when he was on the cruise line!

@brittleigh021 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly can't decide if I'd be upset that I paid for a Disney cruise and got this show or thrilled that I got to be one to witness it. 😂🤣 PS I don't recommend watching a Disney Dan video while holding a sleeping baby I started cracking up the first minute! ❤️🤣

@mattcross2244 2 жыл бұрын

I know its not a "Cruise-sical", but I'd love to hear about the Snow White musical in Fantasy Land in the 2000s. I remembered thinking it looked amazing.

@mxddie_ess Жыл бұрын

MICKEY’S HOUSE OF VILLAINS WAS MY CHILDHOOD

@notyocheese1234 2 жыл бұрын

had the honor of seeing this on the disney dream a few years ago. you left out the best part which was during the disney villain confrontation where iago is trash talking jafar and one of the monitors turns on with a "behind the curtain cam" of staff members trying to hold back jafar whos screaming and kicking trying to get on stage. and then he DOES and confronts iago. i loved this performance but that was easily the funniest part words dont do it justice

@bluegold1026 2 жыл бұрын

Dan would be fun to sit down with and just talk about nothing but Disney for hours on end.

@richardspencer8820 2 жыл бұрын

Can you do a video on the Golden Mickey’s?? It’s a show that is preformed on the Disney Wonder. In my opinion, it is also one of those weird shows.

@olgagachaphoenix9130 2 жыл бұрын

Its is! I remember that musical

@amandarocks14363 2 жыл бұрын

this is literally my favorite musical ive ever seen on a disney cruise

@Kelly_Wren 2 жыл бұрын

The use of the Twin Peaks theme at the right moment made the video for me.

@Alola_Hanna-Barbera_TMS_Fan Жыл бұрын

14:57 Imagine if Hades appears out of thin air. He’d get the most boos of all in this Boo-off.

@MrXemnas1992 2 жыл бұрын

WOO! Been waiting for you to talk about this one.

@quartzossie 2 жыл бұрын

I died at the part when you described Cruella showing up. What even are segways anymore XD

@brycevo 2 жыл бұрын

This is so awesome. Can't wait to see more

@ducktalesstan Жыл бұрын

THE DESCENDANTS RANT LOL

@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter 2 жыл бұрын

This is my first video of yours. You are having way too much fun and I love it!

@DistoryDan 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome Sam!

@crazyhannahcreations9806 2 жыл бұрын

I love these videos! they give me a good laugh! Plus I love the villains tonight cruisical XD Its a cool show with some of the costumes being great and that Yzma and Kronk having a number of their own is pretty cool!!

@swcookie2 2 жыл бұрын

Man i haven't been to a Cruise nor a Disney Cruise.. im missing out.

@aylers_bling_world 2 жыл бұрын

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

@kayceeishere 2 жыл бұрын

I was in this show on the magic and it was the most fun show I’ve ever been in ever. So many iconic scenes and characters

@lozlullaby7947 2 жыл бұрын

Dan your videos always make me laugh, I look forward to their release every time

@joshuacritchfield3564 2 жыл бұрын

Disney has been doing this villain thing for a long time. Back during the days of Walt Disney presents and compilation shows (usually Hallloween Specials) they quite often had Shows where they focused on the villains, usually Clips edited together to Support a theme. They had a segment on a special hosted by Carol Burnett, Where she focused on the villains and their rule in the stories. The same was done on a Halloween special, Disney's Halloween treat. Both times Hans Conried (the voice of Captain Hook) voiced and performed the magic mirror.

@contessalouannec8064 2 жыл бұрын

Wow that is some video. Thank You for sharing. You always make me laugh.

@TheFoxPrince1 2 жыл бұрын

Speaking of Hades, you should talk about Hercules the Mues-ical.

@baileyking3608 2 жыл бұрын

This was a deeply stored memory that I didn't know I had...

@phrancklynbillsonmc2581 2 жыл бұрын

Happy Carniweek ! 🥳

@EPICDISNEYGURLS 2 жыл бұрын

Ok i just gotta say I really enjoyed your video definitely gained a new subscriber 😂 but yes I saw Villains Tonight on the wonder and well it was definitely a trip. It’s been years and I’m still not over the wing beneath my wings segment 🤣

@Mae_Borowski 2 жыл бұрын

Dan's laugh always just fills me with joy lol

@sirjedisentinel 2 жыл бұрын

I know you do official Disney stuff, but after watching this, I'd love to see you cover the KZfaq fan series, "The Villains Lair."

@lizwildcatmunro2460 2 жыл бұрын

Is that Pattycake Productions Villains Lair? I absolutely LOVE Tony and Layne and it’s such a brilliant series

@nickydooo 2 жыл бұрын

I stopped everything I was doing to make a gif of the "we'll be right back" moment

@florencianwhimsy 2 жыл бұрын

i honestly love the costumes for the fates so much i'd watch this show just for them. but then i'm also on board for almost anything that involves puppeteering

@HeatherLandon227 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite Cruisical has got to be the Tangled one they put out last year. So well done and I love that they got a pro-shot of it.

@evelynturner6843 Жыл бұрын

I still remember when I was like 6 my parents took us on a trip on the Disney Dream and we were planning on going to each show. Then of course 6 year old me saw the poster for villains tonight and was so mortified by the costumes that our family had to skip that show 😭. Will forever regret skipping this gem

@808natee 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing for this video, just got done rehearsing for my disney musical I'm being a part of in april.moana jr!

@ashleighobrien3125 2 жыл бұрын

“Like a cactus!“ EXCUSE ME SIR 🤣 why is no one talking about this! Paha

@theprodigiousspiderstarTM 2 жыл бұрын

I remember back in 2013 when I went on my first Disney cruise I saw the golden Mickey’s feelings tonight and It was either enchanted classic or wishes I would love it if you covered the other ones but I remember having a blast watching villains tonight

@averyeml 2 жыл бұрын

Okay the gastrointestinal struggle noises at the beginning were ROUGH as a headphone user lol The tummy grumbles were so legit I thought I was having issues