Exdeath : voidvoidvoidvoidx99 Shantotto : Your defeat is unaVOIDable Lighning : Go find your stupid Void and stay there

finally someonehas a joke about ONION knight

Your defeat is unaVOIDable! a burn if ever there was one.

She makes Kefka stop laughing.

"Jack of all weapon, master of none" Kinda agree with her since Firion could use any weapons xD

They could've tried harder with the rhyming in some spots. For example: Warrior of Light: "You're not all you're cracked up to be. I'll teach you some humility." Garland: "Another so-called 'mastermind' I'll respond to your wrath in kind." Firion: "Jack-of-all-weapons? Master of none? You'll have narrowed it down before I'm done." Kain: "Not leaving? You should. I think it's quite clear you're up to no good." Bartz: "Stupidity? Impossible to gauge. Fools aren't meant for this stage." Terra: "Without control, can you call it power? If not, you will be devoured." Cloud: "You should keep your feet on the ground, especially with me around." Tifa: "A whelp like you best the likes of me? Your foolishness, I'll make you see." Ultimecia: "Is that all the magic you command? I have more in just one hand." Jecht: "Hmph. A man that acts like a child. I'll teach you to run wild." Mirror Match: "A failed copy of perfection? I'll not delay in your destruction!" Vaan: "You'll learn to mind your tongue, or from it you'll be hung." Gabranth: "I am the law here. It's time you learned that, my dear."

When facing Yuna, Shantotto says, "A summoner, you say? Let's see a display". This is a reference to the fact that summoning is a forbidden school of magic in Vana'diel, due to the possibly life-threatening strain it puts on the summoner's body. basically saying that she wants yuna to die. lol

I miss the old Exdeath quote: Inside your head, is the Void.

the official Queen of Disrespect. now imagine Ganondorf, the King of Disrespect vs her.

"Once a student, always a student." "So if I beat you, can I graduate?"

Shantotto: You should keep your feet on the ground. Cloud: (thinking) How the hell does she know about my motion sickness?

3:02 "Hmm a man that acts like a child" Me: Damn that's cold (but then again that's pretty much true)

Shantotto : I think i'll take my onions fried Onion Knight : Oh you don't fuck with my onions

The puns! The rhyming! MAKE THEM STOP!!!

Damn, she's dangerously savvy. Pure gold.

Shantotto: i suggest you find another job. Cecil: WTF!?! Do you know how hard it is to become the leader of the Red Wings?!

Shantotto: You hide your tail but I still see you Quail. Kuja: A true poet is not confined to children's nursery rhymes.

Yes, Shantotto is talking a lot of shit. Yes, she can back up every last word. Go look up the "End of an Era" cutscene from XIV. See the devastation that Bahamut causes. Shantotto's apparently on par with that.

1:20 Hah, Void jokes. Also, damn, so sassy.

Her best quote for Cloud is: "Your hair is a distraction."

This mage must have BALLS to say that to Sephiroth, Jecht and Gabranth!!!

If Shantotto can be a teacher,Kefka will be her favorite student.

Oh my god. These are pure gold.

Kinda reminds me of my old English teacher

Oh my god, Shantotto is the best. Her rhymes and voice are perfect

I'm the only one surprised about how shady is Shantotto? I was thinking that Kefka and Ultimecia were good throwing shade but holy hell, this little witch hits where it hurts

“Your defeat is unaVOIDable” Damn Shantotto. You got the whole squad laughing 😐

It's normal for Taru-Tarus rhyme. (Shantotto's race) The difference is she is the ultimate Black mage and the most robust and dominant personality of all the Final Fantasy Games

I LOVE how everyone says she's a cheap character and hard to beat because of it. She is my best character and just like every character she has points both good and bad. Her bravery is basically trapped at base level unless you can expertly use her easily blockable attacks. Her HP attacks while powerful are also a gamble of sorts. A high speed character (like Zidane or Tidus) can dodge and strike if you use them carelessly and long range fighters (especially Ulitmecia and The Emperor, both of whom when played right can turn the field into a playground of nightmares) can destroy anybody how doesn't know what they're doing with her. Her greatest perk of being small and hard to hit are balanced out evenly, but she's a fighter that you have to be patient to beat, can't just rush into it without a battle plan. Those ill-prepared wont be spared (RANT OVER)

Shantotto: I'm the law here Gabranth: Don't you mean that guy *Points to Dredd* Dredd: Your not the law I AM THE LAW

I never realized how much she rhymes...

Shantotto: you want ruin and rage? You've come to the right mage. Kefka: Says who?

Omg I've always loved Shantotto even having to do her quest back in Windurst for a staff and magic but also get her flavor titles.

Cecil needs another job, Onion Knight is fried, Exdeath and his unaVOIDable defeat, ruin and rage in the right mage from Kefka? She see's Kuja's tail, Childish Jecht?! I absolutely love Shantotto.

shantotto's exdeath quote is something outta a csi YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH montage.

She's on Cosmos's side but she's powerful enough to wipeout the whole battlefield if she felt like it.

Why must she rhyme all the time?

Sweetie on Tiny Toons, Irma on W.I.T.C.H., Cow and Chicken's mom on Cow and Chicken, Dona and Pacce in FF10, Madame Foster on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and probably many others I haven't named here.

I miss Shantotto burning Cloud about his hair.

She got the sass.

Shantotto: Once a student, always a student. Squall: Then I guess I'll graduate, once I beat you.

unaVOIDable

She means both paladins and dark knights are accessible in FFXI. if you have both unlocked, Like Cecil does, you can switch between them at will. In short, it's a reference to XI's lolDRK (dark knight) trope. DRK is a great job in the right hands, but not everyone can play it well.

the job joke with cecil was priceless!!

Shantotto: DIDI! GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!

Well, in XI she's quite an old lady. She's retired, lived through, and fought in, the Crystal War over 20 years ago in model vana'diel time. Guessing above 60.

Or that she's curious to discover how she's able to summon so frequently without putting that strain on herself. To Shantotto, observing her summons is basically just another form of experiment.

She voiced Madame Foster!?!?! Mind Blown

"Stupidity? Impossible to gauge." Hooray! a FFXI reference!

Her rhyme is so good

I want to see what happens if shantotto, kefka and laguna were to be in the same room

It was very unwise to judge me by size

Though you may disagree, the world is here for me!

Fuck, I love her. SHANTOTTO MY TINY QUEEN.

Shantotto is, without a doubt, the female Taru version of Charlie Sheen. She's always WINNING.

Oh, Shantotto! Wise and arrogant as always! XD

Shantotto: You'll have no time for idle banter. Zidane: Look who's talking! Kefka: SMACK!!! Does it Burn? DOES IT?!?!

Shantotto is a bloodthirsty roasting maniac

Dang, she's vicious! But her rhyming definitely drove me nuts. :P I liked using Gabranth in her quest though due to the fact he challenges her, so she's there talking about him while he's in front of her face.

"you're defeat is unaVOIDable" I see what you did there...

Shantotto is from the best Final Fantasy in the series, XI. She thinks she's all that because in XI... she really is. lol

I love Shantotto Favorite quote 1:41

She's so darn cute, she might just be my favorite character out the whole cast.

It's great that a Tiny Toon Voice Actor is in this Game.

Well at least she's not insulting Terra, more like giving her harsh advice and experience.

Shantotto to Firion: "Jack of all weapons, master of none?" Me: "OOOOOOOH! BITCH GOT SERVED."

Me: Come on, Shantotto, can't you be nicer? Shantotto: Ohohohoho! No.

It was very wide to keep Shantotto by side.

Sometimes the smallest can crush those who are tallest!

2:58 Jecht: You're an old lady trapped in a ball.

"You best keep both feet on the ground"🤣🤣🤣

Oh, so that's why Cecil became a paladin. Shantotto told him to quit being a Dark knight.

Your defeat is unaVOIDable. Oh my. The puns. They hurt me.

shantoto, sassy granny of the year.

As I've said before Shantotto the troll

Shantotto: I think i'll take my onions fried. Onion Knight: Then I'll get them and rub them on your face! Can be?

I think you missed one there. "Destroy the destroyer, that's how its done." For chaos.(not feral)

Yes....they burn...LIKE A FLARE TO THE FACE!

Shantotto- the origanal troll of the final fantasy series.

@navytashigi Windurst Commandment #1: Do NOT speak ill of Lady Shantotto.

So was her reply to Cecil. Get it? Job? Dark Knight to Paladin? Aha~

Shantotto: your defeat is unaVOIDable. Exdeath: *Glares*

Sheesh, Shantotto is like Dolores Umbridge except without any of that sickly, falsely sweet, "poisoned honey" attitude and a LOT more snark.

@navytashigi Windurst Commandment #2: Do NOT speak of Lady Shantotto's hypocrisy or answer to the Lady's ultimate spell.

Is it wrong to compare Shantotto to TFS Mr.Popo

SHE'S SO SASSY I LOVE HER

"You are stewpid, You are stewpid, and do not forget, You are stewpid."

1. Yes you are right, he is now the King of baron (maybe i should replay FF4) but i do not agree with the job switch because there was no such thing in FF4 as job changing with the exception of the unavoidable Paladin transition.

I missed the "Inside you HEAD...is the Void." lol

no. When you check a monster for a general gauge of its power, you'd get "too weak to be worth while" "easy prey" and so on and the highest one is "impossible to gauge"

"I think I'll take my onions fried." lol@onion kid

Interesting that in the original Dissidia, Shantotto's quote against Sephiroth makes it sound as if she's at least weary/cautious of him. Saying "I may actually have to *try* this time." 🧐 Sure, she can more than likely mop the floor with him but at the same time she's not careless enough to underestimate Sephiroth.

Killed me w/ the Impossible to Gauge reference

Well with the way she acts and things she had done in her game XI and it's expansions... you'd think she was simply her own woman... with an ego and power to wallop anyone in her path...

shantotto's quotes looks like rap

Is Shantotto a mage or a rapper?

Shantotto : Once a student, always a student. Squall : Can I graduate if I beat you? (real Squall's quote to Shantotto) Shantotto : !@#$%^&

Don't know who she is, but she has great lines. Her voice sounds older than I'd imagine. Sounds like a CN character?

I take it you never played the 7th Umbral Era stuff, because that was actually good. Hopefully 2.0 is even better.

@TheRebelMage ...oh god trollface shantotto CANNOT BE UNSEEN