DISTORTIONS

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KZfaq FanFest with HP in Mumbai: www.youtubefanfest.com/india/
Follow Michael Stevens: / tweetsauce SOURCES BELOW
Guy (editor/production): / guylar
music from: / jakechudnow and www.audionetwork.com
Celestia 3D space software: sourceforge.net/projects/celes...
Another great visualization of star locations in 3D space: moebio.com/exomap/viewsofthesk...
minutephysics video about why it's dark at night: • Why is it Dark at Night?
my video on moving illusions: • Moving Illusions
rolling shutter effect: www.diyphotography.net/everyth...
Rolling shutter media:
guitar strings: • Guitar Oscillations Ca...
boingboing.net/2010/08/20/expl...
imgur.com/YQrBF
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_...
• Real Time Rolling Shutter
Big Dipper 3D: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia...
Voyager: voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/where/
angular diameter of celestial objects:
danbliss.blogspot.co.uk/2011/0...
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap061228.html
mikkolaine.blogspot.co.uk/2014...
www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astron...
rolling shutter effect and galaxies:
www.madsci.org/posts/archives/...
physics.stackexchange.com/ques...
good passage about light-nanoseconds: books.google.co.uk/books?id=rK...
galactic year: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactic...
wiki pages on light dimming causes:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse-...
bit.ly/1g2Suuh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_shift

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@scooble_ 3 жыл бұрын

“Or is it?” *turns into barcode*

@bloopbag 3 жыл бұрын

💀-

@Wahid_on_youtobe 3 жыл бұрын

Jojo

@christinekaiser8806 3 жыл бұрын

-💀-

@Oliver-ku1tf 3 жыл бұрын

Dojyaaaa~n

@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960 3 жыл бұрын

Valentine,Bakana

@joeburch6754 5 жыл бұрын

What if it's not just an effect and Michael's physically doing that himself? I've seen enough of this guy out of context to believe it.

@harisjutt69 4 жыл бұрын

_og_

@sezginhocaoglu8704 4 жыл бұрын

What have you done..

@overlordcringe2715 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@gmuffin4543 4 жыл бұрын

1,000th like

@curtisleblanc5897 4 жыл бұрын

"There's a high probability of it." - Another T-101

@MakisigGaming 3 жыл бұрын

Michael’s physical appearance has been edited to look like distorted. Or is it?

@stare4539 3 жыл бұрын

verified with 30 likes and no replies

@aestheticallypantha2462 3 жыл бұрын

@@stare4539 49*

@chillboard4904 3 жыл бұрын

69 likes. Nice.

@aestheticallypantha2462 3 жыл бұрын

@@chillboard4904 nobody better like it We need this to stay as 69

@stare4539 3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@None-Trick_Pony 3 жыл бұрын

11:00 This is what you turn into when you watch too much Vsauce.

@lore644 2 жыл бұрын

They became v *sauce*

@thefunkiestswag Жыл бұрын

Do u know what that songs called?

@arthurpeters1996 Жыл бұрын

@@thefunkiestswag jake chudnow makes all the songs

@jhinabloomingflower807 11 ай бұрын

hahahaha 😆

@tooktookishere 9 ай бұрын

@@lore644I was literally just about to say that!

@keeewl4607 5 жыл бұрын

You can’t escape lag even in real life :(

@ZachariahMBaird 5 жыл бұрын

Your comment lagged.

@zerofriends5592 5 жыл бұрын

In the time it took to read you comment. I have traveled 2035 miles. This doesnt change anything. You're still a douche, in the past

@geometryjosh21 5 жыл бұрын

*_PING_*

@sunshinybean1179 5 жыл бұрын

It's called *forza horizon 4*

@geometryjosh21 5 жыл бұрын

@@sunshinybean1179 oof

@summermeeks813 7 жыл бұрын

Classic Vsauce words: Or is it..? *music starts*

@vgveson6409 7 жыл бұрын

Alpha Eve ikr lmao

@JakeTreola 7 жыл бұрын

But What IS It? And How Many Can We Fit Into The earths Sun? To Find This We Need To Start With Toilet Seats.

@ThePrimoZ 7 жыл бұрын

You know shit's about to get real when you hear that music

@bentton7311 7 жыл бұрын

· Polarize · I

@CowllHatesHumanity 7 жыл бұрын

· Polarize · or can you?

@atomicwinter31 3 жыл бұрын

I love wiggly michael, it fits his wiggly character.

@Ok-ok3jz 3 жыл бұрын

Such random comment i love it

@liriomusic4391 Жыл бұрын

I will forever hold a small sadness that our night sky could be filled with uncountable galaxies and cosmic works of art, if only our eyes were made to see them

@Mutisi0n 7 ай бұрын

Be not too sad, we'd be seeing ghosts

@PuhlReshaped 4 жыл бұрын

0:01 *L O A D I N G V S A U C E*

@nicolassegonds-pichon5009 4 жыл бұрын

Damn I've browsed alot of funny comments here, but this one is a hidden gem.

@LoLingVo 4 жыл бұрын

*L O A D I N G V S 🅱️ U C E* Also, underrated comment

@johnnyboy2979 4 жыл бұрын

DUDE SPELL "VSAUCE" RIGHT

@PuhlReshaped 4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyboy2979 thanks it was a typo

@johnnyboy2979 4 жыл бұрын

@@PuhlReshaped sorry

@DinoPon3 8 жыл бұрын

10:57 on my way to work.

@ianciborowski2983 8 жыл бұрын

On my way to steal yo girl ahah

@hhhfff7953 8 жыл бұрын

+Ian Ciborowski Chav.

@tommypepper1796 7 жыл бұрын

Ok that was funny XD

@purpisdus3118 7 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@mahabubhasan47 7 жыл бұрын

lol

@gsav1320 3 жыл бұрын

I love these videos because there is exactly a ZERO % chance you will predict why he’s gonna make next the topics are so random but he makes them so well

@pumpkin876 3 жыл бұрын

I love everything about Vsauce I love the way Michael teaches as you as if your his student while being fun and enjoyable at the same time, I love how there isn’t drama inside the channel There is no swearing no impropriate nature Michael and Vsauce all together are the perfect embodiment of curiosity and intelligence inside humankind And as always thanks for reading

@hoodio 2 жыл бұрын

this man has very profoundly shaped the way i perceive reality, I'm just sitting there for hours watching a man question if chairs really do exist but it's soo rich in brain candy

@R_ohit 2 жыл бұрын

@@hoodio fr I love this man hats off

@undergroundsequence Жыл бұрын

Or his he?

@cucktagon3018 5 жыл бұрын

*** materializes *** *_hey Vsauce, Michael here_*

@snazzy1050 5 жыл бұрын

How to do italic?

@Duncan3 5 жыл бұрын

put "-" around it

@richtigmann1 5 жыл бұрын

-no putting a - makes it strike through-

@prismancy7182 5 жыл бұрын

you put _ around the words you want to italicize.

@natelithgow7889 5 жыл бұрын

*_-hollup-_*

@genericname3685 3 жыл бұрын

Instagram people: #nofilter Their background:

@ricklominguez168 3 жыл бұрын

Underated

@NoodleErik 3 жыл бұрын

Underated

@ndjs 3 жыл бұрын

an actual original comment wow honestly haven't seen one of those in years

@idkanameforthis 3 жыл бұрын

SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS....gfgggg

@requiem1397 3 жыл бұрын

Their background is this: 10:57

@sorryifoldcomment8596 Жыл бұрын

3:00 This image of all the constellations still blows my mind! Looks so cool.

@skylarkelsch 5 ай бұрын

I know I'm late to the party, but this is the best channel on youtube by far

@W00PIE 5 ай бұрын

Me too, just seen it!

@ough. Ай бұрын

dont feel bad about it, this channel is still getting my attention

@mr.correction8106 5 жыл бұрын

Student : whats distortions Vsauce : great question but first of all whats normal

@piercecabral1166 4 жыл бұрын

I reply to thIs cuz im Gay

@driesbennett308 4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@lorelo. 4 жыл бұрын

@@piercecabral1166 Get nae nae'd.

@kennie1312 4 жыл бұрын

Vsauce: you're welcome

@bingbonghafu 4 жыл бұрын

What kind of HIV has infected this reply section

@dewi2211 3 жыл бұрын

"distorted michael is not real, he cannot hurt you" distorted michael:...............or can I

@silvermoon2999 3 жыл бұрын

°-°

@NightySevenn 3 жыл бұрын

Or is it?

@therandomshow1265 3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@goutamboppana961 3 жыл бұрын

or can't i?

@BraveCat9927 3 жыл бұрын

Normal Micheal: weeell... technically.. YAH.

@Pepeutra 7 ай бұрын

I love Vsauce because I either come out intrigued "Oh..." or with an existential crisis "OH!"

@MisterUrDailyDoge 8 ай бұрын

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how he never fails to confuse us!

@DiscocheeseGaming 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *sees video was uploaded in 2014* Me: “oh that’s not that long ag- *6 YEARS AGO*

@luisp.3788 4 жыл бұрын

same

@808pdb 4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Gabrielcezar94 4 жыл бұрын

It’s not that old relative to earth’s time :p

@stalinneger5029 4 жыл бұрын

@@Gabrielcezar94 true

@abandonedacc02 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Danteeth 4 жыл бұрын

me: *moves an inch* my dog thinking its playtime: 0:01

@k3nz1e73 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Dantee'th legit do accurate

@idiotuk 4 жыл бұрын

you mean p l a y t i m e

@eewag1 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Dantee'th I don’t get it

@SuminSugar 4 жыл бұрын

Can I get 1000 Subs? don’t worry you’re not dumb (🙄jeez cmon dude) anyway, he/she’s saying that their dog thinks the owner wants to play when they make the smallest movements so it’s funny because the dog ‘appears’ out of nowhere

@idiotuk 3 жыл бұрын

Only In One Scenario.

@dr.alphys 3 жыл бұрын

I love Michael and vsauce so much, I learn answers to questions I never even had and start to grow out and explore new questions and new ideas

@NeonYRG 7 ай бұрын

I would like a video of Michael just messing around with distortion effects for an hour.

@W00PIE 5 ай бұрын

I recommend a distortion specialist named Jimi Hendrix.

@alltime10s 10 жыл бұрын

Still our favorite KZfaqr!!!

@Vsauce 10 жыл бұрын

aw gee, thanks!

@dudelolwot 10 жыл бұрын

Still my favourite fact giver! (AllHomo :)

@andreasvlad5924 10 жыл бұрын

i have learned more from you 2 then any of my teachers at school

@dancushing9913 10 жыл бұрын

You too should open a youtube school.

@dancushing9913 10 жыл бұрын

two*

@MrJubbs22 8 жыл бұрын

i think i learned more from vsauce than i did from from high school

@MrBoss71210 8 жыл бұрын

+Ross Sauce 30% of my acknowledges are from school :(

@Trollypolly975 8 жыл бұрын

+Shisoka • are from school ? Are you sure you even have knowledge

@Deepsand23 8 жыл бұрын

+Ross Sauce i totally agree with you

@MattTheMonkey 8 жыл бұрын

+Ross Sauce my school plays his videos all the time in class.

@Deepsand23 8 жыл бұрын

MattTheMonkey lucky you v_v

@Rhias.Altera 3 жыл бұрын

imagine if galaxies were actually giant crosses but only look like giant spirals because of the rolling shutter effect

@abhinqv3490 Жыл бұрын

m i l k y w a y g a l a x y d i s k

@chitranshdwivedi5523 8 ай бұрын

Now I wanna see Michael mess around with the rolling shutter effect.

@Todomo 6 жыл бұрын

This went from "Cameras mess up stuff" To "Nothing we see is real"

@itzstormy9733 5 жыл бұрын

100th like

@kartonrad 5 жыл бұрын

And returned to, dont be sad, everything you see is in a sense, real, everything is relative. But yeah i know vsauce topics often go all over the place

@iwannabeamemechannel4198 5 жыл бұрын

I am the like 300 ♡

@MrL0LiTube 5 жыл бұрын

welcome to Vsauce

@arthurfontes7326 Жыл бұрын

and talking about the size o fthe universe in the middle

@aristocat3012 4 жыл бұрын

10:58 longbodied vsauce, a nearly extinct creature

@CitrusyGuy 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@neutronenstern. 3 жыл бұрын

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

@zzztriplezzz5264 3 жыл бұрын

Loup Productions underrated comment

@lookatme7032 3 жыл бұрын

L🤣L

@vincentzhu5791 3 жыл бұрын

lol this made my day

@lmdurrett 3 жыл бұрын

Me: burger Vsause: A sandwich that is shaped like a circle with a circle of meat in it

@dabolife1 2 жыл бұрын

Or is it? I would like to thank you, and as always, thanks for watching.

@useless9771 2 жыл бұрын

Aight

@pianopianist5709 2 жыл бұрын

Aight

@CommanderTK9091 4 жыл бұрын

Woman: I’m pregnant, and it’s yours. Dude: 0:27

@sethjansson5652 4 жыл бұрын

Omfg underrated as hell...

@Navoii. 4 жыл бұрын

Good

@YousefTobail 4 жыл бұрын

hahha underrated

@arisubagyo 4 жыл бұрын

The dude literally asked that

@kkaaiittlliinn 4 жыл бұрын

i’m dying

@3spoons366 3 жыл бұрын

0:09 my temporary tattoo after getting wet

@swarnimvajpai6373 3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍

@mousearts7079 3 жыл бұрын

That’s the only one that made me laugh

@soinaisthebestest3270 3 жыл бұрын

@therandomshow1265 3 жыл бұрын

Heh

@ap1jpanimations920 3 жыл бұрын

@@mousearts7079 Same XD

@ludvigbergqvist 4 ай бұрын

I was expecting that this video would be 2.5 million years long so that the entire light journey towards it could be shown

@secretlysmall Жыл бұрын

Michael: it’s certainly not realistic… or is it? *proceeds to phase out of reality*

@msalerno916 6 жыл бұрын

me: *perpetually has nightmares about a stretchy VSauce monster*

@msalerno916 6 жыл бұрын

i got 39 likes but that doesn’t change the fact that i was completely serious

@cloudlesskey1294 6 жыл бұрын

What about 54?

@ausore9832 6 жыл бұрын

KITRS916 SMASH 5 also 63 likes.

@snowisthebestweather 6 жыл бұрын

I think you mean to say that you'll have wet dreams about a stretchy VSauce monster

@sirboringname 6 жыл бұрын

100 likes must change your mind

@goobgoobgoob 4 жыл бұрын

Just imagine seeing the Andromeda Galaxy in our night sky. Beautiful. also michael please come back

@XrisD147 4 жыл бұрын

I've actually searched for it myself, using apps and small telescopes, it's very faint.

@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 4 жыл бұрын

@@XrisD147 You can it see it with the naked eye though

@tovarishchblyad3616 4 жыл бұрын

We need Michael back and Sam O’Nella to post more

@soloshikei 4 жыл бұрын

@@tovarishchblyad3616 agreed

@KPIBM 4 жыл бұрын

He back. The prophecy has returned.

@SeptemRoptem Жыл бұрын

it’s amazing how these video cam be watched any time and still be extremely good.

@kristianprigl7895 3 жыл бұрын

i actually cry when i see this video and realise how tiny we are and how vast space is.

@TheCrimsonFist501 7 жыл бұрын

Old Cameras are funny, in my grand fathers school photo he was stood at one end, and ran to the other side before the picture was fully taken and shows up on both sides of the class.

@Hermann493 7 жыл бұрын

maybe he just teleported

@balsak1535 7 жыл бұрын

Hermann493 confirmed

@mmhoss 6 жыл бұрын

You can accomplish that with any camera today in manual mode and a timed run

@stephenhawkingscousin357 6 жыл бұрын

yeah, it's patched now :(

@LucasIsHereYT 6 жыл бұрын

Put the link in the replies.

@SuperDjr22 3 жыл бұрын

10:55 the ghosts in Luigi’s mansion getting vacuumed

@neutronenstern. 3 жыл бұрын

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

@aftermath7 3 жыл бұрын

That's Genjutsu

@Tauney 2 жыл бұрын

Luigi: "And I started as a plumber."

@None-Trick_Pony 2 жыл бұрын

Fuck you, now I wanna bust open my GameCube and play it even though there are other things I'd rather do.

@GanerRL Жыл бұрын

6:57 I'm not a huge fan of how this is portrayed, it spreads the misconception that the speed of light is really some sort of traditional speed limit. As you increase your energy you keep going faster, a rocket pumping out fuel will always feel like its accelerate to an observer. As you get closer to lightspeed however, space around you will contract. While some relatively stable observer might see two stars be 1ly apart, if your close to the speed of light from your perspective (assuming you are parallel to the stars) they are closer together. You're not traveling faster than light, your going some percent of it but now there's basically less distance to travel. Now lightspeed is consistent across all observers, yes, so your perspective of a 5 minute journey over what used to be 1ly would be seen as over a year long trip to an observer on Earth.

@hamzerpanzer Жыл бұрын

That's why he said relativistic effects aside

@GanerRL Жыл бұрын

@@hamzerpanzer near that level relaitivistic effects are all there is, the notion that traveling anywhere near this close wouldn't get you there extremely fast is just wrong

@phyynix2709 10 ай бұрын

Cant believe this video is 9 years old. Good quality as always man.

@luke2751 4 жыл бұрын

10:39 Me with my sleep paralysis demon

@AG.Floats 4 жыл бұрын

Oh please everyone and their mom claims to have that shit these days because it got super popular and talked about online. I bet you have never even been to a sleep doctor and been diagnosed. Sleep demon. Please. This isn't the medieval ages anymore.

@Mini-gm7hr 4 жыл бұрын

@@AG.Floats just calm down or distorted Michael will haunt your dreams

@SkullZie 4 жыл бұрын

@Kibate there was one time i talked in my sleep and woke up screaming NO and nearly fell off my bed. It was about my dad turning into a red dragon and i kept saying "NO DADDY, DONT TURN INTO A DRAGON, NOOOOO" O and there was this one time i realized i was in a dream, it was at my old school in wetwang and they had some sorta sale there and i got some stuff, i ate some food. But since i didnt have money i asked dad if he could go get some for me and he did. Then i couldnt move and a red sign popped up infront of me saying "wake up" and then i tried waking up but i failed and then i woke up

@SkullZie 4 жыл бұрын

O and for some reason a dream made me scared of tv's, so i was dreaming that i was flying inside of what looked like a TV, and while i was looking down there were loads of people in old clothes down there screaming in pain and everything was coloured red then i woke up, and one time i had a dream when my mom got hit by a truck and i cried

@jackandy1736 4 жыл бұрын

@@AG.Floats Can you even take a joke?

@ayyerr 5 жыл бұрын

so how tall are you? my feet are 6 light nanoseconds away from me

@girl-xk2db 4 жыл бұрын

_hold up_

@randomguy-jd8su 4 жыл бұрын

_hold up_

@randomguy-jd8su 4 жыл бұрын

_hold up_

@akirakurusu861 4 жыл бұрын

up hold

@trulyfog 4 жыл бұрын

pu dloh

@ballisticpug6764 3 жыл бұрын

These videos make me sad, adventurous, happy, and interested at the same time.

@sexyfrog_swag 2 жыл бұрын

i love this channel keep up the good work, michael!

@arkamaji2957 5 жыл бұрын

What if Michael actually looks like 0:16 but his other pictures are distorted to look normal? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@Michael-mv3bi 5 жыл бұрын

is vision relative? nice question.

@Michael-mv3bi 5 жыл бұрын

@@WlLDSAKE :) which half will you keep? the half with all the universes in it or the other half with all the universes in it? :)

@sammitchell6513 5 жыл бұрын

what do you mean "if"?

@umg8356 5 жыл бұрын

WlLDSAKE but first, what is the sun? is the sun even real?

@monkeymicah9775 5 жыл бұрын

What if everyone is like that??

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital” Michael: “Or am I” Doctor: “You are, good sir."

@abgb2008 4 жыл бұрын

Or am i

@ceocerberus 4 жыл бұрын

everywhere i go, i see him

@ragnarok9234 4 жыл бұрын

69th like... *nice* also, jellal, hi again, for the 4th time...

@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the guy who rarely makes a funny comment

@Stonecargo21 4 жыл бұрын

*CATCH ME IF U CAN* 0:29 NO SIR-

@sentinelrecon8836 3 жыл бұрын

“Or is it” VSaucs Michael- 2011-2020

@ellenoresmith6504 7 ай бұрын

Vsauce you are an amazing channel and i have learned a lot from this chamnel even though im in 5th grade i still understand a lot of it because of how you explain it. Also the rolling shudder efect your editor used reminded me of a star getting spagettified by a black hole.

@hbaggg 9 жыл бұрын

how did we go from talking about camras to talking about andromeda

@ElektrikPichuZ 9 жыл бұрын

Skaterboybob distortions

@hbaggg 9 жыл бұрын

★ Cuddlepuff ★ I'll distort your face if you dont give it to me straight

@ElektrikPichuZ 9 жыл бұрын

Skaterboybob Why?

@hbaggg 9 жыл бұрын

★ Cuddlepuff ★ T'was a joke.

@ElektrikPichuZ 9 жыл бұрын

Skaterboybob Okay :3

@ninonaka3565 7 жыл бұрын

I managed to pause it in the speed travel bit. ...I feel so achieved.

@eugyy_ 7 жыл бұрын

PIRATE BOOTY same

@sciblastofficial9833 7 жыл бұрын

GrezCom Only 3 images. Sydney, Indian Ocean and London

@LiveMusicSuX 7 жыл бұрын

Or just pause it a few second before and use , and . to scroll parts of seconds? :)

@artelectual_ua7789 6 жыл бұрын

6:29

@nicholasroche2040 6 жыл бұрын

Same

@NicleT Жыл бұрын

Years after, I still find your videos delightful. You made a huge difference in our cyberculture Michael. Love.

@thedeerguy7579 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how the rolling shutter effect will affect our view of Andromeda as it gets closer to us. Also, nice to see another Celestia user! I've used it for years myself, it's awesome!

@theradiantdehd3997 6 жыл бұрын

It's kind of a shame that everything in space appears so dim. If we could see it all at night, it would probably be mind blowing.

@user-wf5pf8sd4o 6 жыл бұрын

imagine looking up the sky and seeing all the nebula's and Andromeda

@moversti92 6 жыл бұрын

Lets petition Elon Musk to invent a space cleaner that removes the black stuff covering the cool things!

@Spellweaver5 5 жыл бұрын

It's still mind blowing to look at the sky far away from big cities. Especially, in my experience, closer to the equator. I'd love to see Australian sky one day too.

@maxpolentz4569 5 жыл бұрын

TheRadiantDehd but would it? We’d be so used to it

@sophiya2675 5 жыл бұрын

Well it would be more like celebrating diwali every night........ but whatever it would be simply amazing

@VioletAmery311 9 жыл бұрын

one day a year, we should turn off all our lights and stare at the sky :)

@Bugoutsurvival1 9 жыл бұрын

every year all countries that want to participate should do this, turn the lights off for 5 minutes

@VioletAmery311 9 жыл бұрын

more like a day :D

@MunchMoar 9 жыл бұрын

We have something called earth hour.

@VioletAmery311 9 жыл бұрын

is that where all the lights go out? oh yeah! totaly forgot :P

@serendipity4181 9 жыл бұрын

and fuck up power plants

@gisnomin 2 жыл бұрын

I never will get bored of your vids

@boloradoanthony6130 3 жыл бұрын

Just loving hearing "Vsauce michael here" Always in for a great video when that's the first thing said

@kaozbender 10 жыл бұрын

Give that editor a raise.

@SwampySauceGaming 10 жыл бұрын

Indeed, that shit was awesome lol

@ConvexFever5 10 жыл бұрын

Give that man a Cookie

@Rick_McDick 10 жыл бұрын

Thats up to you based on how many ads you click

@Faildarkness 10 жыл бұрын

Actually I think It's Micheal self doing the effects

@HeyLook287 10 жыл бұрын

You're stupid...he credits his editor at the end, way to not watch the whole video.

@Randoman590 4 жыл бұрын

Ok, no joke, that rolling shutter effect as you walk around the Editor is freaking amazing

@evadorants 3 жыл бұрын

we need more of these vids micheal

@Obiwanjacobyx7x Жыл бұрын

Michael teaches us like we're his friends. That's the best kind of teacher!

@DiscontinuedForNow215 4 жыл бұрын

10:39 me going to the fridge at night

@scritch8833 3 жыл бұрын

ok.

@nerftoast 3 жыл бұрын

I like to circle around my fridge too

@bilaltausif9007 3 жыл бұрын

Among us player detected lol

@nonamea9177 3 жыл бұрын

Janie indeed

@user_hat 3 жыл бұрын

so cursed

@andromedagalaxy6060 5 жыл бұрын

Well now I gotta wait a long time to see you guys

@hitimetravel 4 жыл бұрын

Andromeda Galaxy Hi i’m a shark your a galaxy and we are both on the internet talking to each other and apparently what we are doing is possible somehow.

@katrina6984 4 жыл бұрын

No matter what you do don't contact Earth.

@tiramitsuko 4 жыл бұрын

Please stay away from our Milky Way. We don't want to well...I don't know..... *-DIE?-*

@ethang.8238 4 жыл бұрын

By the time u got here I don't even know if humans will exist

@Somewhere50 4 жыл бұрын

Hi friend.

@DeveloperJake 3 жыл бұрын

HOW DID YOU GO BEHIND HIM AND EVERYTHING WITH THE DISTORTION ON YOU AND NOT ON THE WALL OR ANYTHING???? MAGIC

@wilson2k569 2 жыл бұрын

Something that is cool still to this day is that some of the stars in the sky aren't there because it takes so long for the light to reach us that were seeing what the looked like many years ago

@joshuavickers4143 4 жыл бұрын

6:26 if you put it at 0.25 speed you can see a beach in-between London and Sydney

@the_m_original 3 жыл бұрын

6:29 *

@magnussankaran1097 3 жыл бұрын

I think it might be the closest landmass to the half way point between London and Sydney, maybe not tho

@ruubyss1 3 жыл бұрын

That is the sky you uncultured swine

@uberdawg6284 3 жыл бұрын

dude you should check your eyes, thats not a beach mate

@asfm2203 3 жыл бұрын

6:30 why did his voiced changed

@fionahoney 4 жыл бұрын

10:54: me finishing the presentation for the class I know I failed

@qusaiagha5852 3 жыл бұрын

I second this

@boppenhagen9062 3 жыл бұрын

Yes i also start to be distorted and spin around

@idlesquadron7283 3 жыл бұрын

@@boppenhagen9062 lol

@ihavenoidea2805 3 жыл бұрын

*thanks for watching*

@yobroabdel7427 3 жыл бұрын

Me laughing so hard while Michael says “or is it?” While being distorted(0:27)😂 Distorted Michael should be a meme!

@Dild0swaggins63 3 жыл бұрын

I saw a couple distorted Micheal memes (not in the part of the video that you mentioned, but in later parts of the video) but they weren’t really as popular as others he is in. They weren’t too great either, or at least the ones I saw.

@adamsparty Жыл бұрын

Or were they?

@M1l1nos_tv 8 ай бұрын

Best youtube channel ever , period

@WoodesosGuitarMods 8 жыл бұрын

Technically this means everyone and everything you see, is from the past. Wow.

@bruceturnbull4219 8 жыл бұрын

You know that there's already a Vsauce video on that topic, right?

@michaeljs7704 8 жыл бұрын

Woodeso's Guitar Mods well its no joke that regardless of how we see it, we are time travellers both to the past and future. even looking at my hand up close to my face i am going 1 light nanosecond into the past

@dustinjames1268 8 жыл бұрын

Woodeso's Guitar Mods If you take it one step further, nothing you know is real. What you see isn't what's actually in the universe, but simply the light coming from it, what you hear isn't sound at all, and your sense of touch can easily be fooled by simply turning your tongue upside down. The brain is so hilariously limited that we dont even have a way of beginning to think about what the universe really is, or what we're truly experiencing. It puts life in perspective.

@ferguschalmers8911 8 жыл бұрын

Dustin James Physics-1 Brain-0

@MK73DS 8 жыл бұрын

Woodeso's Guitar Mods So, we technically don't live in the present ... double wow O_o

@TheAquaAuthor 5 жыл бұрын

a typical vsauce episode: The world is not flat the world is not a sphere either L E T ' S C U T T HE P L A N E T I N H A L F

@richtigmann1 5 жыл бұрын

that's a lotta damage

@ninjabluefyre3815 5 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q6h7l8WTtqipeqs.html

@richtigmann1 5 жыл бұрын

@@ninjabluefyre3815 whoa that's a lot of damage to his sanity

@richtigmann1 5 жыл бұрын

@@ninjabluefyre3815 it's really funny

@kanyefan74loveyoukanye14 5 жыл бұрын

@FT Gamer no, the shape of the earth is micheal

@SanityInAnAmazonBox Жыл бұрын

I tried it and the rolling shutter effect workED

@Laerei 7 ай бұрын

Today I learned from Michael that Andromeda appears much bigger than the moon in the night sky except is much too dim to be visible. And that breaks my heart. Oh the sights we would see. And it's understandable. Most of the stars in the night sky are not that far away. In fact, they are in our galaxy. And speaking of our galaxy, if Andromeda was visible then the Milky Way would be blindingly bright. And you can only see Milky Way far from civilization where light pollution brightens the air in the atmosphere and thus obscures the stars.

@GRNCH-ke1pf 7 жыл бұрын

PERCEPTION GONE WRONG!!! GONE SEXUAL!!!

@supersaiyanlucas7320 7 жыл бұрын

CLICKBAIT GONE WRONG VINE VANOSS COMPILATION TRY NOT TO LAUGH

@eporeon 7 жыл бұрын

WATCH TILL THE END SECRETS THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO DONT SKIP TO THE END

@mikeshaftx 7 жыл бұрын

(NEARLY SHOT)

@YGOstratPlayer 7 жыл бұрын

[ALMOST DIED]

@someguy9227 7 жыл бұрын

FEAT. PEWDIEPIE, DANTDM, MARKIPLIER

@emiliamarsh7259 7 жыл бұрын

It's sad how we may never have a chance to explore space to it's full extent; how would mere humans travel to other galaxies, if even light can't do it fast enough? Space is too beautiful not to be experienced by someone. It makes me really sad.

@xavierrodriguez2463 7 жыл бұрын

Alcumbierre Drive

@iceesrule75 7 жыл бұрын

Emilia Marsh Its called superpowers

@AvinashHeral 7 жыл бұрын

Need to find/create dark energy first

@emiliamarsh7259 7 жыл бұрын

What are you guys on about? Sure, the Alcubierre drive could be a solution, but it's just a theory - and humans don't have superpowers, Sherlock - Dark energy/matter is everywhere in our universe, _everywhere_, we just can't see it.

@AvinashHeral 7 жыл бұрын

What I meant was first we need to observe dark matter/energy in such way so as to harness them. Currently, we have not been successful in doing that.

@dominiksledziewski 2 ай бұрын

The ending was phenomenal, especially with this trippy music.

@TiffanyL2 Жыл бұрын

Usually i get butterflies in my stomach when i hear distortion

@jassimsalam 3 жыл бұрын

1:13 Imagine the sheer horror experienced by this kid after looking at the photo 😂

@erikhendrych190 3 жыл бұрын

I don't have to imagine anything. :D

@unknownalien3837 3 жыл бұрын

@@erikhendrych190 Really? This was you?

@erikhendrych190 3 жыл бұрын

@@unknownalien3837 Haha no but I was horrified :D

@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын

*Its not an illusion*

@tomoe6108 6 жыл бұрын

God dammit eyes, why can't you let me see the cool space things

@user-wf5pf8sd4o 6 жыл бұрын

yeah, like wtf bro

@epaminontas6972 5 жыл бұрын

@@user-wf5pf8sd4o ναι

@TheOlav0509 5 жыл бұрын

You would be blind from how bright everything on earth was :/

@manlymantis101 5 жыл бұрын

Yep because of exposure

@subscribefornoreason7390 4 жыл бұрын

420th like

@jujujameson Жыл бұрын

You showing the helix nebula in the sky if we had long exposure eyes is insane looking, that makes me wonder what we could really see if our eyes had even 10% more range or light sensitivity

@janpacyk5641 Жыл бұрын

the way he just appears is perfect.

@andrewbowers8402 7 жыл бұрын

Come for the science, stay for the existential crisis

@carsonphillips8008 6 жыл бұрын

If I see my feet where they were, and I walk, does that mean my feet are time traveling

@aurelia8028 6 жыл бұрын

nononono. thats kurtzgesagt's job

@tuberyou1149 6 жыл бұрын

Crisis? What crisis?

@tuberyou1149 6 жыл бұрын

Supertramp.

@theraymondtwinsanimalcross9250 4 жыл бұрын

Me: Looks under bed The spider under my bed: 0:01

@ailishbleshoj3998 3 жыл бұрын

Me: Yay! Spider!q Come here, buddy!

@theomni1012 3 жыл бұрын

The spiders behind by bed: 0:28

@XViTNg 2 жыл бұрын

Its do crazy to think about how far away everything is in space

@AlligatorAdam999 2 жыл бұрын

Ile Vache Marine (A British Indian Ocean Territory) is the image right in the middle of our light speed journey from London to Sydney at 6:29

@cchroma_kee 4 жыл бұрын

10:32 I laughed for like 10 minutes at the noodle legs

@WWFYMN 3 жыл бұрын

That is how my legs look like

@sturmifan 3 жыл бұрын

best username for this comment

@sturmifan 3 жыл бұрын

best username for this comment

@neutronenstern. 3 жыл бұрын

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

@WWFYMN 3 жыл бұрын

neutronen stern did you have a stroke?

@CyPorter 10 жыл бұрын

Vsauce with my coffee in the morning, great way to start the day.

@gloriousfade97 10 жыл бұрын

HugeStallionCock why are u such a jerk, he did nothing to deserve your pointlessly rude comment. -_-

@TheMisterNg 10 жыл бұрын

Sad, sad person.

@darthvatrayen 10 жыл бұрын

gloriousfade97 Just look at his username.

@ryno4ever433 10 жыл бұрын

Cy Porter Agreed

@Ropefish98 10 жыл бұрын

i dont get it? how is it sad and or rude? or did he change what he said . . .

@jeremiahmullikin 3 жыл бұрын

Dang Vsauce, you're blowing my mind with those nebula and galaxy sizes.

@martensamulowitz347 2 жыл бұрын

my god these videos are just too good

@quackymoo8553 3 жыл бұрын

Soccer player: *misses the ball* Also the soccer player: darn the lag!

@sabeehqureshi9418 2 жыл бұрын

Football

@skeptica 2 жыл бұрын

Soccer

@user-lz5kh3un8z 2 жыл бұрын

@@sabeehqureshi9418 handcube

@cadefilms4072 2 жыл бұрын

Soccer

@cosmicbagels8207 6 жыл бұрын

Wait, so andromeda could be gone and we wouldn't know

@mstticr 6 жыл бұрын

Screen changer Correct! Sunlight from our sun takes 8 minutes to get to us, so in theory, if the sun exploded or something, we wouldn’t know until 8 minutes after it happened!

@cosmicbagels8207 5 жыл бұрын

Holy cow I have 14 likes

@jakubsinakl5743 5 жыл бұрын

The Earth would probably be destroyed by the Sun before the disappearance of Andromeda would be visible from the place we were in.

@lotus7781 5 жыл бұрын

Yes unless we waited many thousands of years

@josephykrakowsky 5 жыл бұрын

Millions*

@biohazard9780 Жыл бұрын

5:52 I always feel like I'm learning something super extremely deep when this music starts

@TheDarkPledge909 2 жыл бұрын

This video is freaking me out man..

@Maicowerk 8 жыл бұрын

Every time Vsauce asks a rhetorical question it jumps into 7th Guest sounding puzzle music.

@PeterWalkerHP16c 8 жыл бұрын

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking 7th Guest. Wow, that's a blast from the past. 1994 I'd forgotten about that game. Now I do feel old. My phone has more grunt than my PC back then.

@Amucap05 8 жыл бұрын

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking thats my favourite part

@sneksy7530 8 жыл бұрын

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking But does he? (7th Guest Music Starts Playing)

@Nathan-gn6bn 8 жыл бұрын

+rocknexus *raises eyebrow*